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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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What a 180, I wish I could see the video
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
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dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
talented spruce location
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Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
white duck-like legend
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cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
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"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
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It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
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Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
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180
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
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Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: dashing international law enforcement agency plaza

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: dashing international law enforcement agency plaza



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: dashing international law enforcement agency plaza



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Charcoal Spot

lol at white womyn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21755138)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: excitant crusty theater stage

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: titillating amethyst hospital

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: talented spruce location

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: white duck-like legend

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: talented spruce location

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: cracking codepig

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: Henna Odious Striped Hyena Clown

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46312473)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: dashing international law enforcement agency plaza

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: cream bat-shit-crazy sound barrier ticket booth

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21755408)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: olive digit ratio

180

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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: clear stimulating kitty cat

awesome

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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: Comical fantasy-prone station new version



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: startled area

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: blue cuckoldry background story

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Free-loading dysfunction

18000000000

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: boyish hyperventilating school brethren

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: hairraiser marketing idea

lmao

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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: stubborn wrinkle



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Bobby Buttplug ((zurich is stained))



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