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Date: August 8th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: wine mischievous lodge clown

lol, the nsa joined an al qaeda con call and thats how they found out about the yemen threat

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/08/07/al-qaeda-conference-call-intercepted-by-u-s-officials-sparked-alerts.html

It wasn’t just any terrorist message that triggered U.S. terror alerts and embassy closures—but a conference call of more than 20 far-flung al Qaeda operatives, Eli Lake and Josh Rogin report.

The crucial intercept that prompted the U.S. government to close embassies in 22 countries was a conference call between al Qaeda’s senior leaders and representatives of several of the group’s affiliates throughout the region.

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This file image from video the AP obtained Feb. 12, 2012, from the SITE Intel Group, an American private terrorist threat analysis company, shows al-Qaeda's leader Ayman al-Zawahiri in a web posting by al-Qaeda's media arm, as-Sahab.

The intercept provided the U.S. intelligence community with a rare glimpse into how al Qaeda’s leader, Ayman al-Zawahiri, manages a global organization that includes affiliates in Africa, the Middle East, and southwest and southeast Asia.

Several news outlets reported Monday on an intercepted communication last week between Zawahiri and Nasser al-Wuhayshi, the leader of al Qaeda’s affiliate based in Yemen. But The Daily Beast has learned that the discussion between the two al Qaeda leaders happened in a conference call that included the leaders or representatives of the top leadership of al Qaeda and its affiliates calling in from different locations, according to three U.S. officials familiar with the intelligence. All told, said one U.S. intelligence official, more than 20 al Qaeda operatives were on the call.

To be sure, the CIA had been tracking the threat posed by Wuhayshi for months. An earlier communication between Zawahiri and Wuhayshi delivered through a courier was picked up last month, according to three U.S. intelligence officials. But the conference call provided a new sense of urgency for the U.S. government, the sources said.

Al Qaeda members included representatives or leaders from Nigeria’s Boko Haram, the Pakistani Taliban, al Qaeda in Iraq, al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb, and more obscure al Qaeda affiliates such as the Uzbekistan branch. Also on the call were representatives of aspiring al Qaeda affiliates such as al Qaeda in the Sinai Peninsula, according to a U.S. intelligence official. The presence of aspiring al Qaeda affiliates operating in the Sinai was one reason the State Department closed the U.S. Embassy in Tel Aviv, according to one U.S. intelligence official. “These guys already proved they could hit Eilat. It’s not out of the range of possibilities that they could hit us in Tel Aviv,” the official said.

Al Qaeda leaders had assumed the conference calls, which give Zawahiri the ability to manage his organization from a remote location, were secure. But leaks about the original intercepts have likely exposed the operation that allowed the U.S. intelligence community to listen in on the al Qaeda board meetings.

On Tuesday's "Tonight Show," President Obama addressed the al Qaeda terrorist threat, saying it is "significant enough that we're taking every precaution."

“This was like a meeting of the Legion of Doom.”

“This was like a meeting of the Legion of Doom,” one U.S. intelligence officer told The Daily Beast, referring to the coalition of villains featured in the Saturday morning cartoon Super Friends. The official said Zawahiri announced to the broader organization during the meeting that Wuhayshi had been promoted to “Ma’sul al-Amm,” an Arabic term that roughly translates as “general manager.” The promotion effectively gave the leader of al Qaeda’s affiliate in Yemen operational control of al Qaeda’s many affiliates throughout the Muslim world, the official said, a key factor that led the State Department to close embassies, missions, and consulates throughout the region. “All you need to do is look at that list of places we shut down to get a sense of who was on the phone call,” the official said.

Also during the meeting, the various al Qaeda leaders discussed in vague terms plans for a pending attack and mentioned that a team or teams were already in place for such an attack. For some leading members of Congress, the revelation that al Qaeda’s leadership in Pakistan is actively managing and directing the operations of several affiliates directly refutes the Obama administration’s repeated assertion that the leadership of the core of the group has been decimated by American drone strikes and special operations forces while the affiliate groups have been strengthened.

“This may punch a sizable hole in the theory that al Qaeda is on the run,” Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) told The Daily Beast on Tuesday.

During the 2012 presidential campaign, Obama often said that his administration’s actions put al Qaeda “on its heels,” although he later amended that claim to specify that he was referring to al Qaeda’s core leadership in Afghanistan and Pakistan. The administration continued to make that argument Monday.

“We’ve been clear that we have made a great deal of success against al Qaeda core in Afghanistan and Pakistan, that we have taken a number of steps to really decimate that group’s leadership, including, of course, most importantly, Osama bin Laden,” said State Department deputy spokeswoman Marie Harf on Monday. “But at the same time, we’ve all made clear, from the president on down, that we remain very concerned about the affiliates, al Qaeda affiliates throughout the world. And in that—first on that list is always AQAP.”

McCain said not only are the affiliates gaining strength but also that the core al Qaeda leadership in Pakistan is showing resilience, as evidenced by this latest news.

“The core seems to be able to able to reconstitute itself. The core also seems to be able to coordinate and manage the affiliates,” he said. “There was a gross underestimation by this administration of al Qaeda’s overall ability to replenish itself.”

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Date: August 8th, 2013 12:34 PM
Author: Floppy Zombie-like House

*Beep*

Conference Leader: Hold on guys. I think we have another caller. Who just joined?

Umar: Hey Guys. Sorry, but Yosef can't be here right now. This is Umar. So, I will be filling in for him. (In other words, Umar knows nothing about what is going on or how to respond.)

Other call: JFC! Don't use your real name.



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: self-centered olive round eye wagecucks



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Date: August 8th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



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Date: August 8th, 2013 1:24 PM
Author: Arrogant confused theater gaping



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Date: August 8th, 2013 1:40 PM
Author: honey-headed senate toaster

*al-Zawahiri angrily pantomimes "write this down" to a junior terrorist*

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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:16 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Lake location



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Date: August 20th, 2014 2:24 AM
Author: Blue Odious Idea He Suggested Hell



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:32 AM
Author: Coiffed parlour karate



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 7:24 PM
Author: Offensive cumskin

OMG I'm dying.

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Date: December 5th, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: bateful space candlestick maker



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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:39 PM
Author: Coiffed parlour karate



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: bespoke overrated crackhouse jap



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Date: July 17th, 2017 1:41 PM
Author: Purple Generalized Bond



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Date: April 14th, 2021 8:50 PM
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Date: August 8th, 2013 1:56 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib

al-Zalwahiri: Alright guys let's go ahead and get started. So first, I wanted...

*BEEP*

Operator: "<Silence>" "has joined the conference"

al-Zalwahiri: So I...

*BEEP*

Operator: "al-Wuhayshi" "has joined the conference"

al-Wuhayshi: Sorry I'm late guys

al-Wuhayshi: We had a child suicide-vest fitting run over. You know how that goes.

Mostafa: Heh heh, oh yea, that's for sure.

Gadahn: Ha, definitely.

al-Zalwahiri: Ok, so...

Mostafa: We had one of those yesterday. He was a bit of a chubby kid, so we had to call the Vest Support Solutions Group to try to find something bigger than the original unit, and you know how speedy those guys are.

al-Wuhayshi: Heh, heh. You don't need to tell me.

Gadahn: Ha, yea, definitely.

[Pause]

al-Umari: Hey guys, I have a conflict at 3, so I'm going to have to drop off in about 30.

al-Zalwahiri: I'm sorry, who is that?

*BEEP*

Operator: "Rashad?" has joined the conference"

al-Umari: Oh, yea, this is Husayn, sorry. We have an armed conflict scheduled with another local tribe over a contested opium field at 3, so I'm going to have to drop off in 30.

al-Zalwahiri: I'm sorry, I'm embarrassed. Drawing a blank right now, been a long day. What did you say your name was?

al-Umari: Yes I'm sorry, this is Husayn Mohammed al-Umari, I'm sitting in for Ramadan Abdullah Mohammed Shallah. I believe he sent an email...

al-Zalwahiri: Oh yes, sorry about that. Well that's no problem. I don't think we're going to need the full hour anyway, I just wanted to do a quick touchbase on a few things.

Unknown: [loudly speaking to someone across the room in Arabic]

al-Zalwahiri: I'm getting some feedback over here, can you mute your line unless you're speaking to the group?

[Pause]

Unknown: [accidentally mashes some numbers on his satellite phone's touchpad]

*BEEP*

Operator: "Rashad?" has left the conference"

al-Zalwahiri: Ok, thanks, so let's go ahead and get started.

al-Zalwahiri: So as you guys know, since the post-Usama re-org, we've been having the problem of "too many goat herders and not enough goats" in our functional group. So we brought in a former ISI consultant to do that SWOT analysis. He's finally going to be presenting the results next Wednesday I believe.

Faouzi: Is that next Wednesday? I thought the email said it was next Friday.

al-Zalwahiri: Oh yes, thank you. Yea I'm looking at the Outlook invite now... and it looks like you pretty much all accepted, so that's good.

al-Munawar: Yea, I'm looking forward to that. We've really needed someone to "think outside the cave", to really "pull back the burka" if you will, and look to see where we can insert some synergies around here.

Faouzi: Totally agree. It's overdue. I'm going to sound like a broken "Call to Prayer" record here, but I feel like a lot of people have been throwing one another under the bus. We need to come together, figure out what our core-competencies are, and move from there.

al-Wuhayshi: Heh. In fact, it's time we start blowing UP some buses.

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al-Zalwahiri: That's actually one of the main recommendations of the analysis. I've already read a draft copy. It's good stuff.

[Remnant, quieting laughter]

al-Zalwahiri: Yea, so the next thing I wanted...

Gadahn: Yea, definitely, I just feel like we need someone to think outside the cave on this.

Faouzi: Hopefully this consultant is going to be more on the ball than the last one we brought in.

[Awkward silence]

al-Munawar: Oh merciful Mohammed, let's not go there.

Gadahn: LOL, ha, yea, definitely....okay...

Mukmar: Didn't we have to behead him?

[Pause]

al-Zalwahiri: Right, so that brings me to the embassy initiative. Assad, do you have an update on that?

*Silence*

al-Zalwahiri: ... Assad, are you on the line?

[Pause]

Assad: Oh...

[Pause]

Assad: Woops.

Assad: Sorry I was on mute...

al-Zalwahiri: That's OK, go ahead...

Assad: Sure, so we're still trying to get operational with that project. A few road blocks have come up that we weren't expecting. So we're exploring some work-arounds.

al-Zalwahiri: Is your crew having some visa issues or something?

Assad: No, we're dealing with some literal roadblocks. They added some new ones in front of the embassy, some additional checkpoints too.

Assad: So we're exploring some work-arounds.

al-Zalwahiri: So are we not confident on the original "go-dead" date?

Assad: Let's table that conversation for now. I'm having a meeting with the local project manager later this evening, and I think that will be dependent on what he says.

al-Zalwahiri: Can you forward me the dial-in information for that call?

Assad: Sure. I'll go ahead and do that... right.. now.

[Pause]

Assad: OK, you should have it.

al-Zalwahiri: Great, thanks.

[An alarm begins blaring in the background]

al-Zalwahiri: Wait, hold on guys...

[Pause]

al-Zalwahiri: Brothers, I'm going to have to cut this short. They're doing a drone attack drill right now in our building.

Gadahn: Oh, man that sucks.

al-Munawar: Ahh, I hate those things. I really wish they would give some kind of notice.

al-Zalwahiri: Yea, sorry guys. Lets circle back on these items next week.

Faouzi: Just a heads up guys, I'm going to be on PTO next week, so I won't be able to make it.

al-Munawar: Yea I have a conflict also, our IED vendor is coming into town, and we're going to be in meetings all day.

al-Zalwahiri: Ok guys, well we'll make due. Thanks a lot everyone.

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

Mostafa: You too.

Operator: "Faouzi" has left the conference"

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

Assad: As-salamu alaykum...

*BEEP*

Operator: "...eft the conference"

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

Operator: "-eft"

*BEEP*

Operator: "-ference."

*BEEP*

Romney: Congratulations!

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23802743)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: ultramarine bearded center boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23802790)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: frisky trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23802812)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: pearly gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23802816)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:14 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23802840)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:15 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23802846)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:17 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23802866)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:21 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23802884)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:24 PM
Author: Trip legal warrant ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23802903)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:29 PM
Author: emerald useless shrine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23802939)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:55 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23803051)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle school pervert

"We need someone to think "outside the cave" right now"

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23803082)



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Date: January 4th, 2016 6:35 AM
Author: Red toilet seat scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29517210)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: self-centered olive round eye wagecucks

mia thamannun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23803117)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling feces corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23803180)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:29 PM
Author: Arrogant confused theater gaping

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23803192)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: Magenta fear-inspiring fanboi jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23803291)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:03 PM
Author: abnormal laughsome cuck fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23803326)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Translucent Beta Hall

I lost it at "think outside the cave" and then shot cum out my nose on literal roadblocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23803337)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:17 PM
Author: hideous silver locus

LOL this so captures perfectly the spirit of the original thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23803371)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:45 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23803503)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:47 PM
Author: Vigorous Aggressive Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23803519)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23803660)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:20 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23803707)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:31 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23803821)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:43 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23803904)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:50 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23803959)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:03 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23804049)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:07 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23804069)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23804164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Talking peach telephone pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23841674)



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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: Coiffed parlour karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#33122376)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:10 PM
Author: Clear Stage

AMAZING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23804100)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: dashing goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23805568)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:46 PM
Author: dashing goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23805565)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Talking peach telephone pisswyrm

This is actually fantastic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23805606)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Lavender Circlehead

literally started crying after reading "We need someone to think "outside the cave" right now"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23805617)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 5:55 AM
Author: wine mischievous lodge clown

"al-Wuhayshi: It's time we start blowing UP some buses, instead of throwing each other beneath them. "

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23807027)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 6:51 AM
Author: Indecent blood rage nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23807050)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: cream turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24112003)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 6:13 AM
Author: crimson legend institution

This is beyond 180, but you are now on some sort of NSA list, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23807036)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 6:32 AM
Author: Disgusting cordovan death wish plaza

Poast of the year right here, gentlemen. Might as well give up now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23807044)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 10:59 AM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23807712)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: dashing goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23841693)



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Date: August 10th, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Coiffed parlour karate

you spent way too much time on this bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23815430)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: adventurous point boistinker

However much time he spent on it, it was well worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#28232966)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: Thirsty nursing home kitty

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#28233359)



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Date: August 13th, 2013 3:51 PM
Author: iridescent spot

we should probably just close the board now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23831924)



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Date: August 13th, 2013 4:35 PM
Author: green hairless chapel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23832262)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: cream turdskin

fantastic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24112001)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24112116)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: opaque appetizing stage mother

lost it at literal roadblocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24112146)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 4:19 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24112151)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 12:40 PM
Author: ultramarine bearded center boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24652680)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: Chestnut Messiness University

fuck, I've seen this thread for months and never opened it.

1-fucking-80 work here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24652705)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#25130050)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz lime native mad cow disease

http://makeameme.org/media/created/Damn-My-nigga.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#25130091)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 2:18 AM
Author: French bisexual step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26167014)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 2:27 AM
Author: Costumed boyish athletic conference

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26167066)



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 7:19 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib

edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26850967)



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: maniacal light forum boltzmann

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26853331)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: ultramarine bearded center boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26856092)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 7:48 PM
Author: thriller crawly international law enforcement agency set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#27605573)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Pungent outnumbered dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#27628269)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: wine mischievous lodge clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#27628277)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: adventurous point boistinker

I can't believe I missed this before.

Talented, 180 work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#28232958)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: Thirsty nursing home kitty

I'm in tears

Romney: Congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#28233357)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 8:46 PM
Author: Chartreuse fortuitous meteor church

Between this and the NBA thread for your best work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#28233394)



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Date: September 20th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#28798523)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: cerebral buff theatre

Still funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29225253)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: submissive razzle love of her life sanctuary

Brilliant. Lol'd so hard at the "actual roadblocks".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29225293)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:47 AM
Author: Rose liquid oxygen school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31196780)



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Date: November 26th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: beady-eyed doobsian business firm sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31997813)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32038488)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: Red toilet seat scourge upon the earth

glad to see you back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32038545)



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Date: February 14th, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Hot stubborn ape rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32617617)



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Date: July 3rd, 2017 4:45 PM
Author: Ungodly excitant roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#33697184)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: Purple Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#33794053)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: dun station

there aren't enough 180s in the world...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#35123497)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: wild mental disorder affirmative action

lmao holy shit. who was this before he went qmo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#35123507)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: wine mischievous lodge clown

facemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#35123512)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Stimulating primrose becky bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36894557)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 9:25 AM
Author: Mewling kitchen genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#39649049)



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Date: October 15th, 2020 4:49 PM
Author: Titillating orchestra pit queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41119807)



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Date: February 1st, 2021 11:25 PM
Author: Frozen volcanic crater den

like fine wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41870690)



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Date: August 1st, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: passionate shaky headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44949602)



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Date: August 11th, 2022 9:22 PM
Author: Thirsty nursing home kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45001566)



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Date: August 11th, 2022 9:33 PM
Author: orchid soul-stirring resort roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45001618)



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Date: August 12th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: Scarlet supple half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45002513)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 2:20 PM
Author: Chartreuse fortuitous meteor church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48104573)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: woah (hitler did nothing wrong)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49773296)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Marvelous tank

"After the tone, please state your name, then press the pound key."

*BEEP*

"NSA MOTHAFUCKAAAAAS"

"NO DUDE WTF"

"It was on mute bro chill out"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23803236)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib

lol.. i'm going to try this trick to freak out a co-worker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23803276)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:03 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:52 PM
Author: Talking peach telephone pisswyrm



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:52 PM
Author: bat shit crazy pocket flask hospital



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:07 PM
Author: seedy place of business church building



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Date: June 30th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Thirsty nursing home kitty



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Date: June 30th, 2015 8:47 PM
Author: Chartreuse fortuitous meteor church

LOL

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Date: February 25th, 2020 9:26 AM
Author: Mewling kitchen genital piercing



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:49 PM
Author: Federal high-end new version box office

why hasn't obama droned zawahiri yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23803523)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:53 PM
Author: Hyperventilating rusted locale old irish cottage

how convenient for the nsa...who leaked this story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23803991)



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Date: August 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: white 180 partner stock car

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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:29 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:38 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



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Date: August 8th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



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Date: August 9th, 2013 11:04 AM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:06 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



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Date: August 9th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



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Date: August 10th, 2013 3:50 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



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Date: August 10th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: multi-colored aqua sandwich

How can we forward this to some NSA/CIA bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#23814838)



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Date: August 10th, 2013 4:11 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib

why would you want to

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Date: September 25th, 2013 4:19 PM
Author: opaque appetizing stage mother

NSA bros deserve lulz too, man. wtf are you some kind of communist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24112149)



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Date: August 12th, 2013 7:32 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



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Date: August 13th, 2013 3:47 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



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Date: August 13th, 2013 4:44 PM
Author: soggy factory reset button whorehouse



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Date: August 13th, 2013 6:17 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



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Date: September 25th, 2013 3:51 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:02 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



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Date: December 16th, 2013 1:10 PM
Author: dashing goyim



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Date: February 7th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: wine mischievous lodge clown



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Date: February 7th, 2014 12:56 PM
Author: Indecent blood rage nowag



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Date: February 7th, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: soggy factory reset button whorehouse

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Date: February 7th, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: fantasy-prone provocative lay

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Date: March 20th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: green hairless chapel



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Date: March 20th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Coiffed parlour karate



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Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:19 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



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Date: June 4th, 2014 12:34 PM
Author: wine mischievous lodge clown



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Date: August 20th, 2014 2:14 AM
Author: wine mischievous lodge clown



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Date: August 20th, 2014 2:19 AM
Author: Coiffed parlour karate



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:20 PM
Author: fantasy-prone provocative lay



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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: cream turdskin



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:48 AM
Author: wine mischievous lodge clown



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 6:57 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 7:38 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



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Date: December 16th, 2014 2:57 PM
Author: spectacular address people who are hurt



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Date: December 17th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: Purple Generalized Bond



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Date: June 16th, 2015 11:16 AM
Author: Disgusting cordovan death wish plaza

Bump for Nasser al-Wuhayshi

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-33143259

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#28131752)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:07 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser temple shitlib



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Chocolate pontificating property

have they removed his bio from the firm website yet?

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Date: July 17th, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: Purple Generalized Bond



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Date: June 24th, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: wine mischievous lodge clown



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Date: November 26th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: nubile cuckold



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Date: March 1st, 2017 10:28 PM
Author: Stimulating primrose becky bawdyhouse



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Date: July 17th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Red toilet seat scourge upon the earth



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Date: October 24th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: Red toilet seat scourge upon the earth



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Red toilet seat scourge upon the earth



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Date: April 20th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: Purple Generalized Bond



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Date: October 6th, 2018 9:05 AM
Author: Red toilet seat scourge upon the earth



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Date: January 31st, 2019 10:43 AM
Author: Stimulating primrose becky bawdyhouse



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Date: March 9th, 2019 10:17 AM
Author: Racy Milky Multi-billionaire



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Date: February 25th, 2020 8:51 AM
Author: cerebral buff theatre



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Date: July 29th, 2020 12:58 AM
Author: misunderstood community account



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Date: August 24th, 2020 11:39 PM
Author: misunderstood community account



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Date: October 7th, 2020 1:34 AM
Author: misunderstood community account



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Date: February 1st, 2021 11:19 PM
Author: wine mischievous lodge clown



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Date: February 1st, 2021 11:21 PM
Author: wonderful sexy brunch



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Date: February 1st, 2021 11:21 PM
Author: Frozen volcanic crater den



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Date: April 14th, 2021 8:50 PM
Author: Frozen volcanic crater den



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Date: August 1st, 2022 6:25 PM
Author: Disgusting cordovan death wish plaza

"A Hellfire missile" has joined the meeting

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Date: August 5th, 2022 12:34 PM
Author: Jade state potus

Ayman, I think you’re on mute? Is your screen froz—- um, I think we lost him. Maybe he’ll dial back on”

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Date: August 11th, 2022 10:18 PM
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