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Goldman Sachs Special Situations Group

How prestigious? What do they do?
razzmatazz pit reading party
  01/31/16
I think the poasters below may have mislead you. It's just ...
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work on behalf of Israeli gov to undermine the US
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got beaten to it :(
titillating ruby corner corn cake
  01/31/16
Essentially demigods
Bossy Insanely Creepy Roast Beef Sanctuary
  01/31/16
it's easily one of the 2 or 3 most prestigious groups at gol...
Shaky dark becky plaza
  01/31/16
what other groups are prestigious? why is this group so pre...
razzmatazz pit reading party
  01/31/16
GSIP, Private Investment Arena, Private Equity Group, Quanti...
Shaky dark becky plaza
  01/31/16
go fuck yourself JJC
Frozen Nursing Home Pisswyrm
  03/23/16
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Frozen Nursing Home Pisswyrm
  05/20/22
JJC always "knew" more about the pecking orders of...
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can you even imagine the self-important dorks who must do th...
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Working in that group pretty much ensures you'll end up maki...
Rambunctious mood piazza
  01/31/16
if you make MD in that group, yes, you'll be making 7 figure...
Shaky dark becky plaza
  01/31/16
No, I'm talking about exit options. Like, after having that ...
Rambunctious mood piazza
  01/31/16
no; let's not get carried away here. finance is highly cycli...
Shaky dark becky plaza
  01/31/16
Dunno...seems like everyone I know who was in a top group at...
Rambunctious mood piazza
  01/31/16
they tell you their comp? i'm not saying there aren't people...
Shaky dark becky plaza
  01/31/16
They don't tell me their comp (I don't actually ask), but ho...
Rambunctious mood piazza
  01/31/16
sure, but that's certainly not the norm.
Shaky dark becky plaza
  01/31/16
Love this subthread of you talking to yourself, jjc.
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I enjoy jjc talking down how much finance people make becaus...
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  03/23/16
There are tons of analyst washouts even from top groups who ...
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"Is there anything you want me to pass on? Do you have...
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i suddenly want to watch zero dark thirty why
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Prestigious as fuck. Need to be a serious finance geek to ge...
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what are hours/culture like in this group?
razzmatazz pit reading party
  01/31/16
Horrible. In addition to all the regular banking skills, th...
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transparent bat-shit-crazy school
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was this group responsible for the aluminum thing a few year...
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  01/31/16
LOL @ these guys
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? i kinda admire that they were able to think up somethi...
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I can see what your saying about how you have to respect som...
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"anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent...
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  03/23/16
jewish as FUARK
Vigorous affirmative action parlour
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As with any presgitious group at an ibank, it used to be sig...
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  01/31/16
this is true. SSG's reach is not as extensive as it used to ...
Shaky dark becky plaza
  01/31/16
it is literally illegal to have "internal hedge funds&q...
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by "internal" i mean that GSIP is a part of goldma...
Shaky dark becky plaza
  01/31/16
how can i invest in this?
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Lol, buddy. The focus is on squeezing fees out of the clien...
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SSG is preftigious as fuck. In the past they have had dictat...
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Sounds like a fucking TV show Goldman Sachs: Special Situ...
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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz pit reading party

How prestigious? What do they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29722187)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:45 AM
Author: Comical copper stead

I think the poasters below may have mislead you. It's just event based investing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32710376)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Dilemma Dragon

DevGru shit

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: transparent bat-shit-crazy school



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac primrose center



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Floppy Mauve Business Firm



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:41 PM
Author: racy persian



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Excitant boistinker factory reset button



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: Metal shimmering knife national security agency



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:15 PM
Author: rose dog poop



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: cordovan violent public bath



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: rose dog poop



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Diverse Jet-lagged Useless Brakes

work on behalf of Israeli gov to undermine the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29722194)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: Vermilion double fault



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:32 AM
Author: aqua area new version



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:24 AM
Author: thirsty gaped kitty cat



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:19 PM
Author: Self-centered forum



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: titillating ruby corner corn cake

SEAL Team 6 cover jobs

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: titillating ruby corner corn cake

got beaten to it :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29722199)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Bossy Insanely Creepy Roast Beef Sanctuary

Essentially demigods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29722197)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: Shaky dark becky plaza

it's easily one of the 2 or 3 most prestigious groups at goldman sachs. it's in the securities division under the Fixed Income, Currencies, Commodities group. they invest across the entire capital structure, across sectors, industries, and products, and capitalize on "special situations" (i.e., bankruptcies, spin-offs, management change, etc).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29722209)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz pit reading party

what other groups are prestigious? why is this group so prestigious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29722233)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Shaky dark becky plaza

GSIP, Private Investment Arena, Private Equity Group, Quantitative Investment Strategies, FIG and TMT banking groups, are also prestigious.

SSG is highly selective and coveted because you get exposure to such a wide swath of investing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29722239)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Frozen Nursing Home Pisswyrm

go fuck yourself JJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#30121584)



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: Frozen Nursing Home Pisswyrm

180

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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: White hyperactive boiling water garrison

JJC always "knew" more about the pecking orders of banks and groups etc (not first hand, just from reading WSO 10 hours a day) than actual finance nuts and bolts. Last time I saw him try to analyze a stock, he was bearish on Google saying that everything but the ads business is a waste of money. Ok I'll take that right up the CEO for you, dumbass gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44546001)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: Arousing Set Deer Antler

can you even imagine the self-important dorks who must do that for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29722211)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: Turquoise karate



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: sick patrolman



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: Floppy Mauve Business Firm



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:59 PM
Author: brindle laughsome kitchen



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:41 AM
Author: Azure Bearded Idiot Faggot Firefighter



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:48 PM
Author: lascivious azn ticket booth



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Date: March 9th, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: trip bearded parlor



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: cordovan violent public bath



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:01 PM
Author: Rambunctious mood piazza

Working in that group pretty much ensures you'll end up making 7 figures a yr within ten years, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29722249)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Shaky dark becky plaza

if you make MD in that group, yes, you'll be making 7 figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29722252)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Rambunctious mood piazza

No, I'm talking about exit options. Like, after having that group on your resume, isn't it almost a given one will eventually end up making 7 figures at some point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29722265)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: Shaky dark becky plaza

no; let's not get carried away here. finance is highly cyclical, volatile, and political. a good name brand will make it easier to get a job at a good firm, but it's not that simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29722304)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Rambunctious mood piazza

Dunno...seems like everyone I know who was in a top group at Goldman or Morgan Stanley is now making high 6 figures (or more) at the age of 33-34 at other firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29722419)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: Shaky dark becky plaza

they tell you their comp? i'm not saying there aren't people like that, but it's easy to overestimate how much nyc finance people are making and more importantly, have saved up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29722455)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Rambunctious mood piazza

They don't tell me their comp (I don't actually ask), but how else would one afford a $2.5+ million brownstone/condo in NYC? Clearly, they must be making serious bank to afford such a home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29722508)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: Shaky dark becky plaza

sure, but that's certainly not the norm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29722533)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Bossy Insanely Creepy Roast Beef Sanctuary

Love this subthread of you talking to yourself, jjc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29722538)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:45 AM
Author: chestnut cuckold brethren



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Date: February 1st, 2016 3:29 AM
Author: Canary electric theatre



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Big Abode Round Eye

I enjoy jjc talking down how much finance people make because he is an insecure total failure who is now realizing he'll never make real $, so he wants to pretend his peers and those 10+ years younger than him (like 33 year old bros) aren't really making all that much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29868419)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: Frozen Nursing Home Pisswyrm



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: lake tanning salon

There are tons of analyst washouts even from top groups who end up at generic F500 jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29722468)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:22 PM
Author: spruce therapy macaca

A Blackhawk helicopter hugs the contours of the Amazon River, its rotor wash rippling the jungle eighty feet below like a wave across the sea.

The Managing Director lifts the Raybans from his brow just enough to make eye contact with the two rows of young bankers sitting across from each other in the steel whale's belly. "You boys ready?"

They all nod, stone faced. It was a silly question. They weren't just ready; they had never been more ready. Years at Harvard, long nights fixing spreadsheets, hours of tweaking LinkedIn. It was finally time.

"Remember: you were born a banker," he shouts over the sound of the rotor and the wind and the jungle. "But you were made a Special Situations Operator."

Their ear pieces come alive. "10 seconds to target!"

"Look alive, time to fuck 'em up!"

----

That's what they do.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29722372)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: transparent bat-shit-crazy school



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: light deep lay



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: Violent boyish sound barrier



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Floppy Mauve Business Firm



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Anal Cobalt Casino

lol

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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Hyperventilating halford shrine

The young banker, near tears, huddled over his wounded brother. He struggled in vain to drag him into safe hiding in the brush amidst crossfire before the rest of the team pushed onward with their mission. But the wounded soldier grabbed him with his remaining energy and held him in place, fixing his brother's gaze on his own.

“No. Go,” he said. “It’s the nature of the assignment.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29723351)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:45 PM
Author: Floppy Mauve Business Firm

"Is there anything you want me to pass on? Do you have a girlfriend, a spouse, family or close friends?"

*the dying man ponders for a moment* "um, no, just go..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29723379)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:57 PM
Author: spruce therapy macaca

180

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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: transparent bat-shit-crazy school



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: brindle laughsome kitchen



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: deranged whorehouse indirect expression

180^180

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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:57 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Dilemma Dragon



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:22 AM
Author: Onyx national mediation



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:36 AM
Author: supple lime church personal credit line



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: Twisted juggernaut

Can't believe I've never seen this thread. The best part of xo is that no matter how long you have been here, there are still tons of 180 poasts waiting to be uncovered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47909171)



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: rose dog poop



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Date: February 9th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: spruce therapy macaca



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: transparent bat-shit-crazy school



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: learning disabled talented idea he suggested field

Lol

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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:43 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Provocative Foreskin University



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:57 PM
Author: Swollen church building ladyboy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29724048)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:46 AM
Author: chestnut cuckold brethren



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:36 PM
Author: racy persian

i suddenly want to watch zero dark thirty why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29762302)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Vibrant abnormal senate cuck



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: clear cocky menage



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: pale yapping point telephone

omg 180

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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: overrated messiness native



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Metal shimmering knife national security agency



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: wonderful abusive quadroon yarmulke

180

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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: Nighttime cyan regret



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:37 AM
Author: supple lime church personal credit line



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Passionate market



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: Flesh Appetizing Stage Philosopher-king

basically: Soros is Red Skull, they're Cap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29722467)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: naked ivory brunch

Prestigious as fuck. Need to be a serious finance geek to get it as special situatio investing encompasses a lot. Hours are supposed to be awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29722484)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: razzmatazz pit reading party

what are hours/culture like in this group?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29722847)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Floppy Mauve Business Firm

Horrible. In addition to all the regular banking skills, the grueling physical exercise regiments, weapons training, and even genetic/cybernetic augmentation required means that you have to be willing to "give yourself fully to Goldman."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29722934)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: transparent bat-shit-crazy school



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Date: February 1st, 2016 4:01 AM
Author: Effete Tank

rumor has it that they don't even own their own cyberbrains. it's GS property

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29726354)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: transparent bat-shit-crazy school



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: Metal shimmering knife national security agency



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:23 AM
Author: Onyx national mediation



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: gay insecure theater party of the first part

was this group responsible for the aluminum thing a few years back? IIRC they found some loophole in the law to control the supply of aluminum by just shipping it back and forth from warehouse to warehouse instead of making it available on the open market, thereby causing the price to skyrocket. they made hundreds of millions doing this.

edit: here are the links...

http://www.businessinsider.com/goldmans-alleged-aluminum-scam-2013-7

http://www.forbes.com/sites/robertlenzner/2013/07/25/goldman-sachs-makes-255-million-storing-3-of-global-aluminum-production/#16e8c4c0143e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29722992)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: Claret Awkward Property Fortuitous Meteor

LOL @ these guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29724062)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: gay insecure theater party of the first part

?

i kinda admire that they were able to think up something like this. obvs they're not adding any value to society by doing this but anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent smart enough to think of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29726745)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: Claret Awkward Property Fortuitous Meteor

I can see what your saying about how you have to respect someone creative enough to rob like this, but this is the same as those drug price hikers - it's slimy and manipulative and it's only legal cause it's so out of left field that there is no specific law to it. Manipulating the supply chain of a critical industrial component to artificially create an inefficiency and then exploiting that inefficiency is absolutely ridiculous - in many other arenas that kind of behavior is banned outright.

Obviously I am all for making money, but behavior like this is insanely parisitic. You really have to do a lot of mental gymnastics to convince yourself that this is even close to being acceptable, just like the dudes who buy the drug companies and jack the prices up 1000% - they don't even do a middle ground rent seek by improving the product slightly and making it up 2-3x, they nakedly go for the biggest hike which gives off the impression that they expect the behavior to be clamped down upon so they gotta rob as much as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29726802)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: emerald milk

"anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent smart enough to think of it"

That's ludicrous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#30121578)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:56 PM
Author: Vigorous affirmative action parlour

jewish as FUARK

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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Indigo address

As with any presgitious group at an ibank, it used to be significantly more prestigious 5-7 years ago. Now that banks can't have prop desks any more, their ability to capitalize on these kinds of opportunities is much less than before. There are still some things they can do, just less.

tl;dr still a prestigious group but much less so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29723018)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:01 PM
Author: Shaky dark becky plaza

this is true. SSG's reach is not as extensive as it used to be, due to capital constraints and regulations. the one knock on it is that they tend to focus on small illiquid investments.

also forgot to mention that GSIP, goldman's internal long-short equity hedge fund, is extremely prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29723503)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Indigo address

it is literally illegal to have "internal hedge funds" anymore, so i'm pretty sure this is not prestigious anymore either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29723512)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:08 PM
Author: Shaky dark becky plaza

by "internal" i mean that GSIP is a part of goldman sachs, not that it invests with proprietary capital. GSIP stricly invests with client money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29723543)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: beady-eyed mexican

how can i invest in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29726259)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: aquamarine well-lubricated locus liquid oxygen

Lol, buddy. The focus is on squeezing fees out of the clients, not generating massive returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#30121392)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Carmine Alcoholic Private Investor Chapel

SSG is preftigious as fuck. In the past they have had dictators as clients and they help the dictators plan for hiding their money away and escapes and shit just in case the shit hits the fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29723052)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: citrine meetinghouse

Sounds like a fucking TV show

Goldman Sachs: Special Situations Group (SSG)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29723492)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:05 PM
Author: transparent bat-shit-crazy school

*smokes cigar like a grizzled veteran*

C.O. Blankfein: "Welcome to the Goldman Sachs S.S.G. Operator selection program. You have volunteered for the most intensive banking training known to man. You are all proven graduates within the striver community: Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Stanford, Wharton, and so on. In spite of your preftige, many of you will not successfully negotiate this program. Those that do, will experience an operational tempo that exceeds that of any other unit within the Goldman Sachs arsenal. That is all that is to be said about the special nature of the S.S.G. training program. I now turn you over to my Command Master Chief, HAHAURFUCKED."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29723519)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: brindle laughsome kitchen



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Floppy Mauve Business Firm



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:28 PM
Author: clear cocky menage



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: infuriating school cafeteria keepsake machete



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:49 PM
Author: pale yapping point telephone



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: Metal shimmering knife national security agency



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: wonderful abusive quadroon yarmulke

180

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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:23 AM
Author: Onyx national mediation



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:25 AM
Author: disgusting box office wrinkle



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Passionate market



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:06 PM
Author: rose dog poop



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: transparent bat-shit-crazy school



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: spruce therapy macaca

*GS Spec. Sit. Operator parachuting into the Oscars to wrestle the Best Picture envelope from the PwC dweeb backstage*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32710251)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:19 AM
Author: Metal shimmering knife national security agency



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Date: January 6th, 2018 7:32 AM
Author: Navy odious filthpig kitty



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Date: January 6th, 2018 7:32 AM
Author: disgusting box office wrinkle



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Author: trip bearded parlor



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:05 PM
Author: rose dog poop



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Date: December 27th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: rose dog poop



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Date: December 27th, 2022 11:08 PM
Author: puce home

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Date: October 17th, 2023 8:03 AM
Author: rose dog poop



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Date: January 4th, 2026 9:19 AM
Author: Aromatic low-t pocket flask half-breed

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