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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
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  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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Sounds like you are fucked bro
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: spectacular plaza

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Aquamarine set

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Autistic box office

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: cyan home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Laughsome Grizzly Stock Car



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Gaped Bossy Temple

damn daddy

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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Gaped Bossy Temple

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Vibrant school cafeteria



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good crusty faggot firefighter

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: spectacular plaza

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good crusty faggot firefighter

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: spectacular plaza

i considered that but i dont think so.

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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: aggressive electric french chef



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: wine big-titted house giraffe

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Dun den

That poztartar

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: spectacular plaza

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: wine big-titted house giraffe

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: spectacular plaza

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: wine big-titted house giraffe

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Autistic box office

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Vibrant school cafeteria



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: cocky exhilarant piazza legal warrant

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: wonderful whorehouse boiling water

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Bespoke location half-breed

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Aquamarine set

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: wonderful whorehouse boiling water



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: charismatic office potus

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Aquamarine set

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: spectacular plaza

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Olive talented resort incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Turquoise passionate ratface lettuce

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: White hyperactive base candlestick maker

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Henna center foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: multi-colored ladyboy station

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: wine big-titted house giraffe

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Autistic box office

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: brindle digit ratio hunting ground

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: spectacular plaza

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Autistic box office

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: multi-colored ladyboy station

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: spectacular plaza

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: multi-colored ladyboy station

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: White hyperactive base candlestick maker

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Autistic box office

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: multi-colored ladyboy station

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Autistic box office

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: brindle digit ratio hunting ground

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Autistic box office

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: pale soul-stirring liquid oxygen

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: multi-colored ladyboy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Autistic box office

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: odious milky heaven jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: odious milky heaven jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: sapphire fanboi generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: provocative poppy abode indirect expression

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good crusty faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: bisexual messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Stirring Ivory Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Tripping twisted site hominid

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: wonderful whorehouse boiling water

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: multi-colored ladyboy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: magenta associate therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: sooty dilemma boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Topaz sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Galvanic glassy rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: deep shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: adventurous casino trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: peach locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Galvanic glassy rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Godawful garrison philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Godawful garrison philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: lascivious primrose idiot

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Henna center foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: chrome boyish theater goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: pale soul-stirring liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: light know-it-all round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Tripping twisted site hominid

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: mewling confused preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Godawful garrison philosopher-king

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: underhanded 180 university antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Autistic box office

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle codepig gas station

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Autistic box office

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: brindle digit ratio hunting ground

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Autistic box office

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Puce Senate

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: multi-colored ladyboy station

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: pale soul-stirring liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Tripping twisted site hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: jet fragrant national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Yellow mischievous forum

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Bateful Copper Spot

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: histrionic fantasy-prone chapel headpube

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: wine big-titted house giraffe

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Smoky old irish cottage dopamine

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: orange travel guidebook

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: multi-colored ladyboy station

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: brindle digit ratio hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: cyan home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: brindle digit ratio hunting ground

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: big outnumbered meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Emerald cuckoldry

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed nowag

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: chestnut marvelous ticket booth jap

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: wine big-titted house giraffe

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: chestnut marvelous ticket booth jap

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: brindle digit ratio hunting ground

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Emerald cuckoldry

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: floppy school

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Vibrant school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Razzle useless stead

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Tripping twisted site hominid

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: soggy property volcanic crater

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Learning disabled snowy sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: brindle digit ratio hunting ground

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Glittery Carnelian Theater Stage Cumskin

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: arousing bearded tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: brindle digit ratio hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Comical gold shrine friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Gaped Bossy Temple

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Amethyst karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: provocative poppy abode indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: salmon heady legend parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: brindle digit ratio hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Amethyst karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: brindle digit ratio hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: provocative poppy abode indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: brindle digit ratio hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Flickering crotch

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: provocative poppy abode indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: orange travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: lilac misanthropic coffee pot

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: odious milky heaven jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Nofapping brethren address

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Nofapping brethren address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Ruddy state toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: cyan home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: provocative poppy abode indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: thriller well-lubricated field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: sapphire fanboi generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: sticky rehab

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Filthy Titillating Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: disgusting azn dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: sticky rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: sticky rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: irradiated hateful lodge affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Filthy Titillating Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: effete national

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: spectacular plaza

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Motley Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: curious elastic band psychic

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: pearly keepsake machete native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: odious milky heaven jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: odious milky heaven jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: sapphire fanboi generalized bond

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: orange travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Zippy nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Stimulating Range Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Exciting clear theatre stain

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: odious milky heaven jew

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: cracking chartreuse library

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Indecent razzmatazz kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: provocative poppy abode indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: provocative poppy abode indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Indecent razzmatazz kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Dull House-broken Locale

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: zombie-like haunting space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Racy point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Spruce Hairy Legs Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: salmon heady legend parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: thriller well-lubricated field

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: diverse hall

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Indecent razzmatazz kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: aromatic church building useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: provocative poppy abode indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: aromatic church building useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Glittery Carnelian Theater Stage Cumskin

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: mind-boggling rose business firm

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal vivacious voyeur trailer park

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Galvanic glassy rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Mustard Abusive Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal vivacious voyeur trailer park

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Mustard Abusive Internal Respiration

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal vivacious voyeur trailer park

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal vivacious voyeur trailer park

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: pearly keepsake machete native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: trip background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: provocative poppy abode indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: contagious hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: concupiscible chocolate cruise ship

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: deep shitlib

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: ruby son of senegal dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Stimulating Range Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Lemon Hairraiser Stage Police Squad

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Excitant parlor mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Beta sex offender selfie

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Filthy Titillating Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Dashing Famous Landscape Painting Pit

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Demanding public bath

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Laughsome Grizzly Stock Car

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Stimulating Range Yarmulke

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Disrespectful Onyx Halford New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49735840)