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Jose Canseco spells own name wrong in tweet

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1367239016328830977
shivering toilet seat
  03/03/21
he's just helping out his buddy jose conseco with his car wa...
flirting casino athletic conference
  03/03/21
with some gass
Angry buck-toothed rigpig
  05/12/21
He's not a native english speaker. whatev
stirring canary theater
  03/03/21
lol, 180
White slippery garrison goyim
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Gold potus
  01/17/26
ah yes, that explains why he has trouble spelling English wo...
irate jade university
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Big red trump supporter step-uncle's house
  08/06/21
LMAO.
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comical khaki principal's office boistinker
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Flushed native police squad
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Gold potus
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mewling famous landscape painting
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Gold potus
  12/10/25
wow turns out ppl fuckin hate jose canseco
Bossy Library Quadroon
  03/03/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Foi-McBulkw
White slippery garrison goyim
  03/03/21
him and ricky henderson were my favorite baseball players as...
idiotic racy house genital piercing
  03/03/21
mfcr
Chestnut Soul-stirring Abode
  08/17/22
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Gold potus
  01/17/26
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1380799274775052297
shivering toilet seat
  04/10/21
whoa. that twitter feed is something else.
180 whorehouse
  04/10/21
lol, he did it again https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/stat...
shivering toilet seat
  05/12/21
come getting out of graft and car washing some gas tp
Angry buck-toothed rigpig
  05/12/21
Drunk
Appetizing self-absorbed bawdyhouse
  05/12/21
laughing so hard I'm crying
Black laughsome psychic
  05/12/21
Any Vegas poasters want to go hang with Jose at his car wash...
shivering toilet seat
  05/12/21
ive been following jose canseco on twitter for years, he alw...
Low-t party of the first part goal in life
  05/12/21
Lmao Also Ho Lee Fuk had no idea his daughter was so hot
Gold potus
  06/24/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1407837900381720586
shivering toilet seat
  06/23/21
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Gold potus
  06/24/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1412845409643474948
shivering toilet seat
  07/07/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1412992966138810372
shivering toilet seat
  07/08/21
He's onto us https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1409985...
shivering toilet seat
  07/08/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1423715257323646987
shivering toilet seat
  08/06/21
Just spent ~10 minutes reading Jose Canseco tweets...speechl...
Onyx Curious Stead Prole
  08/06/21
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Gold potus
  08/06/21
holy shit, his daughter is a fucking dime https://twitter...
Onyx Curious Stead Prole
  08/06/21
Wow
Gold potus
  08/06/21
no shit hes jose canseco
Chestnut Soul-stirring Abode
  08/17/22
...
Gold potus
  08/17/22
Plastic surgery disaster
Vigorous Chartreuse Puppy
  12/04/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4875197&fo...
Gold potus
  08/06/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1429615143655116801
shivering toilet seat
  08/22/21
180000000000000000
Gold potus
  08/22/21
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diverse wild range newt
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Gold potus
  08/17/22
zero fucks just win at everything all the time
titillating sanctuary knife
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Gold potus
  08/17/22
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Gold potus
  12/08/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1559654784436617216
shivering toilet seat
  08/17/22
18000000000000000000000000 Especially because I was just ...
Gold potus
  08/17/22
ESL latinos are a lower class than blacks. i rarely think ab...
Bateful Gas Station Water Buffalo
  08/17/22
Canseco actually isn't ESL. He moved to the US at age 1 and...
shivering toilet seat
  02/17/23
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1626761598185639936
shivering toilet seat
  02/17/23
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco No college will ever give you ...
shivering toilet seat
  08/06/23
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Gold potus
  12/04/23
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Provocative indian lodge pozpig
  12/04/23
🐢🀝🐢
Gold potus
  12/04/23
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Gold potus
  11/21/23
What is Jose trying to tell us here? https://twitter.com/...
shivering toilet seat
  12/10/23
to be fair, the a and o keys are often mistakenly used due t...
Galvanic foreskin tank
  12/10/23
XO meetup with XO Jose Canseco April 27th in Woodbridge NJ. ...
shivering toilet seat
  02/13/24
https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/1794755413738705278
shivering toilet seat
  05/26/24
https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/1893800468502950271
shivering toilet seat
  02/23/25
https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/2013796712075473344
Ass Sunstein
  01/20/26
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Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower
  01/21/26


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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: shivering toilet seat

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1367239016328830977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42044006)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:54 PM
Author: flirting casino athletic conference

he's just helping out his buddy jose conseco with his car wash i dont see the issue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42044009)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:29 PM
Author: Angry buck-toothed rigpig

with some gass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42450579)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:54 PM
Author: stirring canary theater

He's not a native english speaker. whatev

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42044010)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 9:22 PM
Author: White slippery garrison goyim

lol, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42044188)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Gold potus



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:41 PM
Author: irate jade university

ah yes, that explains why he has trouble spelling English words like "Jose Canseco"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42909987)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: Big red trump supporter step-uncle's house



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: Gold potus

LMAO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42910051)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: comical khaki principal's office boistinker



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:24 AM
Author: Flushed native police squad



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:25 AM
Author: Gold potus



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: mewling famous landscape painting



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Date: December 10th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Gold potus



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 9:17 PM
Author: Bossy Library Quadroon

wow turns out ppl fuckin hate jose canseco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42044168)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 9:22 PM
Author: White slippery garrison goyim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Foi-McBulkw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42044187)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 9:25 PM
Author: idiotic racy house genital piercing

him and ricky henderson were my favorite baseball players as a kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42044201)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:26 AM
Author: Chestnut Soul-stirring Abode

mfcr

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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: Gold potus



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Date: April 10th, 2021 6:07 PM
Author: shivering toilet seat

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1380799274775052297

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42255641)



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Date: April 10th, 2021 6:13 PM
Author: 180 whorehouse

whoa. that twitter feed is something else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42255664)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: shivering toilet seat

lol, he did it again

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1392586123239518208

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42450567)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:30 PM
Author: Angry buck-toothed rigpig

come getting out of graft and car washing some gas tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42450584)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:28 PM
Author: Appetizing self-absorbed bawdyhouse

Drunk

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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:29 PM
Author: Black laughsome psychic

laughing so hard I'm crying

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Date: May 12th, 2021 9:39 PM
Author: shivering toilet seat

Any Vegas poasters want to go hang with Jose at his car wash and report back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42451287)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 9:43 PM
Author: Low-t party of the first part goal in life

ive been following jose canseco on twitter for years, he always fucking delivers

this is another recent one that was an instant classic:

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1365826972346064899?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42451303)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 1:28 AM
Author: Gold potus

Lmao

Also Ho Lee Fuk had no idea his daughter was so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42677568)



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Date: June 23rd, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: shivering toilet seat

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1407837900381720586

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42676625)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 1:29 AM
Author: Gold potus



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Date: July 7th, 2021 2:52 PM
Author: shivering toilet seat

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1412845409643474948

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42744740)



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Date: July 8th, 2021 12:55 AM
Author: shivering toilet seat

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1412992966138810372

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42747723)



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Date: July 8th, 2021 12:56 AM
Author: shivering toilet seat

He's onto us

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1409985252878032897

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42747724)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:29 PM
Author: shivering toilet seat

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1423715257323646987

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42909915)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: Onyx Curious Stead Prole

Just spent ~10 minutes reading Jose Canseco tweets...speechless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42910032)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:51 PM
Author: Gold potus



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: Onyx Curious Stead Prole

holy shit, his daughter is a fucking dime

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1365826828955312129

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42910045)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:55 PM
Author: Gold potus

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42910059)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:26 AM
Author: Chestnut Soul-stirring Abode

no shit hes jose canseco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45025492)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 1:46 AM
Author: Gold potus



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Date: December 4th, 2023 3:40 PM
Author: Vigorous Chartreuse Puppy

Plastic surgery disaster

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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: Gold potus

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4875197&forum_id=2#42802051

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42910050)



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: shivering toilet seat

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1429615143655116801

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42992883)



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 9:30 PM
Author: Gold potus

180000000000000000

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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:06 AM
Author: diverse wild range newt



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Date: August 17th, 2022 4:39 PM
Author: Gold potus



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Date: August 17th, 2022 4:45 PM
Author: titillating sanctuary knife

zero fucks just win at everything all the time

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Date: August 17th, 2022 7:32 PM
Author: Gold potus



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Date: December 8th, 2021 1:49 AM
Author: Gold potus



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:03 AM
Author: shivering toilet seat

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1559654784436617216

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45025420)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:20 AM
Author: Gold potus

18000000000000000000000000

Especially because I was just thinking of this thread the other day, for some mysterious reason...

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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:26 AM
Author: Bateful Gas Station Water Buffalo

ESL latinos are a lower class than blacks. i rarely think about it but stuff like this confirms it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45025489)



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Date: February 17th, 2023 9:12 PM
Author: shivering toilet seat

Canseco actually isn't ESL. He moved to the US at age 1 and speaks unaccented American English.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45948891)



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Date: February 17th, 2023 9:11 PM
Author: shivering toilet seat

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1626761598185639936

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45948885)



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Date: August 6th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: shivering toilet seat

Jose Canseco

@JoseCanseco

No college will ever give you a masters in life

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1688247028974063616

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46635673)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Gold potus



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Date: December 4th, 2023 3:38 PM
Author: Provocative indian lodge pozpig



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Date: December 4th, 2023 10:22 PM
Author: Gold potus

🐢🀝🐢

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Date: November 21st, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: Gold potus



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Date: December 10th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: shivering toilet seat

What is Jose trying to tell us here?

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1733722863876624628

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47153228)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: Galvanic foreskin tank

to be fair, the a and o keys are often mistakenly used due to their closeness on the keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47153239)



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Date: February 13th, 2024 7:06 PM
Author: shivering toilet seat

XO meetup with XO Jose Canseco April 27th in Woodbridge NJ. Only $59 (non-refundable)

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1757555458771169666

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47399761)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: shivering toilet seat

https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/1794755413738705278

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47694100)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: shivering toilet seat

https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/1893800468502950271

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48687811)



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Date: January 20th, 2026 10:19 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/2013796712075473344

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49605252)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



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