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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Adulterous Theater Goal In Life

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: insanely creepy violet heaven brethren



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: transparent glittery knife

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: cerebral roast beef

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: learning disabled saffron ladyboy

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: learning disabled saffron ladyboy



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Opaque market

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Opaque market

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Cordovan big-titted rehab selfie



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Snowy striped hyena parlor



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Bright exhilarant stock car

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: boyish box office crotch

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Irradiated Address Love Of Her Life

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: twisted racy senate dragon

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: boyish box office crotch

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Well-lubricated Plaza

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: insanely creepy violet heaven brethren



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Bossy tanning salon

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Well-lubricated Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Well-lubricated Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Garnet Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle slap-happy sandwich digit ratio

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle slap-happy sandwich digit ratio

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle slap-happy sandwich digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle slap-happy sandwich digit ratio

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: plum bearded clown milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Opaque market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling grizzly electric furnace

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: swashbuckling grizzly electric furnace

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: swashbuckling grizzly electric furnace

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Pontificating school cafeteria

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49776406)