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Neighbor drove up to me while walking my dog

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her...
talented brindle market
  03/03/24
Was it a babby tree?
provocative field codepig
  03/03/24
Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed w...
talented brindle market
  03/03/24
Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that...
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startled dragon
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That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?
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Startling Dilemma
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DESCRIBE ur neighbor
hairless passionate crackhouse
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Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today...
talented brindle market
  03/03/24
Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.
drab frozen corner
  03/03/24
dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off
heady lodge
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My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought the...
talented brindle market
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To be fair, “My wife is still talking to them in Ch...
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180, love this twist.
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"my wife is white, and a sinophile"
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(Mitch McConnell)
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drab frozen corner
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this thread just got like 10 times better
Diverse coral dopamine
  03/04/24
dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in t...
Sick Wonderful Base Foreskin
  03/03/24
ti, oc, tcr.
drab frozen corner
  03/03/24
Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization....
Red Comical Step-uncle's House Kitty Cat
  03/03/24
Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and...
french library
  03/03/24
I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the ...
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i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the v...
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Red Comical Step-uncle's House Kitty Cat
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I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It&rs...
french library
  03/03/24
No wonder u don't get laid
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  03/04/24
but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at th...
brass forum
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I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in ...
Contagious impertinent chapel
  03/04/24
dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only o...
Submissive Pervert
  03/04/24
The whole thread is a work of art
Navy property
  03/04/24
great thread
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Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOi...
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: talented brindle market

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her bike next to me and could hear them. I know for a fact my dog didn't pee on his tree so I gave him a chance to correct himself. Asked when was this and he says just now. Paused incredulously for a long second and he didn't waiver so I said "fuck you" and walked away. He goes "what! what!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47459198)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: provocative field codepig

Was it a babby tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47459639)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: talented brindle market

Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed when she got home (she was at brunch while this happened) that our dog pees on that tree sometimes when she walks him. She went over and apologized and the guy apologized for riding up on me this morning and they laughed about how I was MAF. Looks like we're going to be friends with these idiots now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47459713)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: provocative field codepig

Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that they are so delicate that a little pee will kill them? Fuck apologizing to this pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47460281)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: startled dragon



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: lilac rigpig

That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47459347)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling keepsake machete



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: talented brindle market



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: demanding orchid partner



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: exciting rusted heaven



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: startled dragon



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: Alcoholic Frum Pozpig Hunting Ground



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Startling Dilemma



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: hairless passionate crackhouse

DESCRIBE ur neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47459353)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: talented brindle market

Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47459728)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: drab frozen corner

Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47459643)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: heady lodge

dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47459729)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: talented brindle market

My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought them our last box of pineapple cake from Taiwan. I refuse to go over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47459736)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Racy Ebony Gas Station Rigor

To be fair,

“My wife is still talking to them in Chinese”

Lmao well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47459743)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: Aqua Hyperventilating Station



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: 180 Digit Ratio



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Diverse coral dopamine



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Alcoholic Frum Pozpig Hunting Ground



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: Submissive Pervert



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: rebellious ticket booth



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: floppy water buffalo

What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking random lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47459744)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: drab frozen corner

180, love this twist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47459857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: startled dragon



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Drunken aggressive bawdyhouse sandwich



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: lascivious cuck site

"my wife is white, and a sinophile"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47461266)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: big hilarious location



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: opaque piazza

(Mitch McConnell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47460594)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: drab frozen corner



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Diverse coral dopamine

this thread just got like 10 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47460701)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: Sick Wonderful Base Foreskin

dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in the country), but it also seems like the neighbor was out of line. You should sneak out later and pee on his precious tree yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47459735)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: drab frozen corner

ti, oc, tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47459858)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Red Comical Step-uncle's House Kitty Cat

Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47459868)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: french library

Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and this Boomer woman was upset that I took the last almond milk carton. She glared at me and was like "excuse me but I'm older and disabled and I can't go to another store for this product". I just looked at her for a moment and said "I don't give a shit". She audibly gasped and was just frozen there as I walked away, you could tell she had never been talked to like that, probably married to some ubercuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47459870)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: Aqua Hyperventilating Station

I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the item out of my cart while I had my back turned. I made a huge scene and she gave it back and sulked away. Fucking boomers man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47459878)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: spruce coiffed boiling water

i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the very rational conclusion that “no way is this millennial shit going to make a bombastic orgy of self-righteousness SCENE to the mortification of everyone involved in any capacity over a carton of MILK” but then it turns out she stole it from—of all fucking people— tsinah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47460279)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Red Comical Step-uncle's House Kitty Cat



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: startled dragon



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Smoky autistic institution



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Diverse coral dopamine



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Alcoholic Frum Pozpig Hunting Ground



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Navy property



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: Startling Dilemma



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Red Comical Step-uncle's House Kitty Cat



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: Pungent bateful sneaky criminal old irish cottage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47460284)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: primrose fragrant state

You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almond milk. That’s the faggiest part of the post by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47460463)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Red Comical Step-uncle's House Kitty Cat



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: french library

I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It’s for my Health or something iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47460473)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: motley lemon mad-dog skullcap

No wonder u don't get laid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47460957)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: brass forum

but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47460522)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: Contagious impertinent chapel

I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in people’s yards but there is one anti-Canite faggot in my neighborhood who puts a dainty foot high dog barrier fence up. He’s on a corner so has a few signs in his just on the street side of his fence. I make sure the dog deposits a healthy load on each every walk. He’s a gardener so usually is sitting there seething and I just laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47460950)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: Submissive Pervert

dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only on XO" vibe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47461201)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Navy property

The whole thread is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47461213)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Startling Dilemma

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47461258)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: drab frozen corner

Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOish twists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47461966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: Diverse coral dopamine



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Patel Philippe



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)



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