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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Cerebral Box Office Doctorate
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Offensive roommate newt
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
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  07/26/25
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Beta racy institution goal in life
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Turquoise temple
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
Hairraiser heaven
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
Cerebral Box Office Doctorate
  07/26/25
At a bar
Misanthropic hominid
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heady arrogant range
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Not hygienic
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Offensive roommate newt
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Salmon at-the-ready stead
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
Cerebral Box Office Doctorate
  07/26/25
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Offensive roommate newt
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Salmon at-the-ready stead
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Beta racy institution goal in life
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Aromatic water buffalo menage
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Cerebral Box Office Doctorate
  07/27/25
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sick rambunctious famous landscape painting orchestra pit
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
gay dashing senate
  07/26/25
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Beta racy institution goal in life
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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cracking tripping windowlicker
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pearl faggot firefighter
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Disturbing Henna Dysfunction Locale
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We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
anal histrionic mental disorder
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
cracking tripping windowlicker
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
Cerebral Box Office Doctorate
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Offensive roommate newt
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Swashbuckling twinkling indian lodge
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Offensive roommate newt
  07/26/25
(who did it)
Alcoholic partner twinkling uncleanness
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Beta racy institution goal in life
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
Chocolate sexy fat ankles
  07/26/25
which dad tp
laughsome aquamarine center cumskin
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
excitant swollen garrison
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Cerebral Box Office Doctorate

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Offensive roommate newt

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Cerebral Box Office Doctorate

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Beta racy institution goal in life



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Turquoise temple



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Hairraiser heaven

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Cerebral Box Office Doctorate

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Misanthropic hominid

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Beta racy institution goal in life



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Smoky ticket booth



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Arousing Orchid Giraffe



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy incel



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Purple razzle-dazzle main people



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: walnut native



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Flushed Multi-billionaire



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Cerebral Box Office Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Disturbing Henna Dysfunction Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: cracking tripping windowlicker



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Lake ratface mood



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Crusty indecent forum depressive



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Irradiated Maroon Idea He Suggested



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Black Fragrant Antidepressant Drug Theater Stage



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Cheese-eating stag film jewess



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: heady arrogant range



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Slate Immigrant Gaping

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Offensive roommate newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Salmon at-the-ready stead

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Cerebral Box Office Doctorate

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Offensive roommate newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Salmon at-the-ready stead

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Beta racy institution goal in life

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Aromatic water buffalo menage

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Cerebral Box Office Doctorate

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: sick rambunctious famous landscape painting orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: gay dashing senate

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Beta racy institution goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: magenta marvelous laser beams

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: cracking tripping windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: pearl faggot firefighter



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Disturbing Henna Dysfunction Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: anal histrionic mental disorder

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: cracking tripping windowlicker

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Cerebral Box Office Doctorate

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Offensive roommate newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Swashbuckling twinkling indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Offensive roommate newt

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Alcoholic partner twinkling uncleanness

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Beta racy institution goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Chocolate sexy fat ankles

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: laughsome aquamarine center cumskin

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: excitant swollen garrison

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49134975)