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HOA sent a letter. I got mad. Broke my wife’s baking stone. And the stove top.
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: swollen titillating roast beef Bros, I totally lost it. Punched my induction stovetop with my fist and it completely shattered. Cut up my hand. Feel like a totally crazy Dad right now. Jesus, bros I think it’s the stress and the bottling up of feelings. I can’t walk this walk alone. I need Christ. |
Date: September 13th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: razzmatazz navy black woman skinny woman how did your hoa know you broke the stove? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49264824) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:12 PM Author: duck-like erotic organic girlfriend Whats the violation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49264833) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: Poppy toilet seat weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49264840) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:15 PM Author: Lascivious transparent mad cow disease background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49264844) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:19 PM Author: cracking selfie puppy This type of omission is why he is shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49264855) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:27 PM Author: Cerise Bawdyhouse no its bait. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49264873) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:27 PM Author: swollen titillating roast beef They say I haven’t mowed my lawn (I have, repeatedly, all the time) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49264874) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 6:44 AM Author: Free-loading Windowlicker Deer Antler Cracked sidewalks from over weight limit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49266382) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:16 PM Author: yapping degenerate roommate it must be nice to not have any real problems (external) to get angry about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49264846) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:27 PM Author: swollen titillating roast beef I made my kids dinner tonight. They won’t eat it. https://imgur.com/a/n1rnXdr |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:28 PM Author: Cerise Bawdyhouse What is that, cottage cheese? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49264876) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:28 PM Author: razzmatazz navy black woman skinny woman pickled herring and tomato paste salmon? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49264878) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:31 PM Author: yapping degenerate roommate wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49264885) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:15 PM Author: duck-like erotic organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265007) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:46 PM Author: lemon comical patrolman boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265845) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:29 PM Author: Crawly Rose Site brother, I cannot emphasize enough how much you don't need a full serving of dairy and fatty avocado as your go to side dishes, eat a vegetable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49264880) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:31 PM Author: razzmatazz navy black woman skinny woman meat, eggs, avocado, steamed broccoli, carrots, squash and brussels sprouts for every meal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49264882) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 6:49 AM Author: mildly autistic chapel coffee pot wtf they let you out of prison ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49266384) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:49 PM Author: swollen titillating roast beef I thought that chicken, yogurt, cheese, avocado—all of these foods are on the sign that says Go! Collect $200! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49264938) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:28 PM Author: Crawly Rose Site no, that would be healthy if you were fit and active, but you are obese and can't walk so you don't need "good fats" you need to be less fat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265064) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:31 PM Author: swollen titillating roast beef I just don’t understand the eating thing. One way of eating is “healthy” but I can’t ever do that because I’m fat. So I should be like my kids and eat nothing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265077) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: Crawly Rose Site you should be doing things like having boiled broccoli as a substitute for most of the things you consume (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265138) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:30 PM Author: yapping degenerate roommate that looks disgusting. make stuff kids want to eat and stop being such a weird foreign faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49264881) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: swollen titillating roast beef It’s a grilled chicken breast, I melted some jack and Swiss on top, then I did sautéed peppers and onions and mushrooms as a topper. Sides are slices of avocado and a nice homemade tzatziki yogurt sauce. |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:37 PM Author: yapping degenerate roommate kids don't want shit mashed together like that or a pile of curdled vomit as a side (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49264898) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:41 PM Author: razzmatazz navy black woman skinny woman Yeah wtf he needs to make normal food or at least cook up some chicken tendies and mac n cheese for the yoots. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49264908) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:42 PM Author: Pearly appetizing plaza its actually an improvement, he was refusing to feed them meat before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49264911) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Multi-colored Native JFC his kids are going to commit suicide before they graduate high school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49266324) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:48 PM Author: lemon comical patrolman boiling water we know what would happen if he cooked a box of dinosaur tendies & kraft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265851) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:49 PM Author: Electric hairless set Are you having Alice Springs flashbacks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49264937) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:54 PM Author: swollen titillating roast beef This was way better than any of the offerings at Outback. Also, I didn’t whip up any honey mustard sauce and u didn’t top with bacon. Obviously Outback doesn’t have tzatziki. Also, my pepper and mushroom pepper had a bit of bite from the chipotle peppers in adobe sauce and the fresh jalepenos I used. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49264958) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:19 PM Author: yapping degenerate roommate you literally could just order outback for them and they would be happy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265022) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:49 PM Author: costumed range trust fund What happens after you fix your kid a gourmet plate like this and they don't touch it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49264934) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:50 PM Author: razzmatazz navy black woman skinny woman [guy who's unzipped in anticipation] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49264940) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:50 PM Author: swollen titillating roast beef I get really angry and I don’t talk to anyone else the rest of the night. Swallowing feelings if you will. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49264941) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:31 PM Author: Poppy toilet seat weed whacker Looks delicious! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265081) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:38 PM Author: swollen titillating roast beef Thanks bro, you should come over for Saturday dinner sometime. Maybe talk me down from the edge. I am really starting to lose it. |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:22 PM Author: Godawful Garrison Pisswyrm First of all Disco Fries, you dont have a wife and you arent a Dad. You are a mentally insane asian that lives below ground in a windowless 400 square foot room. You dont pay HOA fees, you pay rent.
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:32 PM Author: Naked parlour This sounds right. He'll really have nothing when people on this forum stop bothering to even insult him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265082) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:11 PM Author: Smoky rehab i'm pretty sure DF is a flame project CSLG runs, occasionally hires some fat local actor to pose for photos
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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:58 PM Author: crusty sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265873) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 4:51 AM Author: beta plum boistinker parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49266326) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: Hateful Hairraiser Community Account pic of the broken stove top or this is ALL FLAME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265043) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:27 PM Author: swollen titillating roast beef Wife already picked up the broken stove top and threw it out. Here’s a pic of my hand though. https://imgur.com/a/Hzum7ak |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:28 PM Author: Lascivious transparent mad cow disease background story dumb flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265061) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:33 PM Author: Naked parlour Even his cries for attention are getting weaker. He really is the epitome of "failure" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265090) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:34 PM Author: swollen titillating roast beef Here you go asshole: https://imgur.com/a/vMwC60p |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:40 PM Author: Lascivious transparent mad cow disease background story dude if that is actually your hand you need to be on weight loss injections today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265129) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: swollen titillating roast beef Oh it’s my hand alright. Here’s a torso shot: https://imgur.com/a/eqPGqme |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: Lascivious transparent mad cow disease background story link doesn't work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265203) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: swollen titillating roast beef If you hit retry it works (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265224) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:02 PM Author: Lascivious transparent mad cow disease background story no it doesn't. re-upload. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265228) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: swollen titillating roast beef I’m going to take a new pic. I think Imgur thinks this is pr0n (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265233) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:08 PM Author: Lascivious transparent mad cow disease background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265246) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:09 PM Author: swollen titillating roast beef https://imgur.com/a/eqPGqme (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265250) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:10 PM Author: Lascivious transparent mad cow disease background story i'll be honest. it's not as scary as your hand implied by itself, but this is an emergency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265252) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:42 PM Author: Hateful Hairraiser Community Account having trouble jerking it to this tbh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265375) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:56 PM Author: swollen titillating roast beef What should I do to turn my life around? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265449) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 4:53 AM Author: beta plum boistinker parlor Put ozampac in your ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49266329) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 6:43 AM Author: Free-loading Windowlicker Deer Antler Send bobs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49266380) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: swollen titillating roast beef Here is my perfectly mowed lawn that started the whole episode: https://imgur.com/a/RWgdjoB |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Lascivious transparent mad cow disease background story your HOA is insane. why did you move into this neighborhood? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265146) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:46 PM Author: Cerise Bawdyhouse you need 2 Edge badly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265162) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: swollen titillating roast beef How does one get started on that? I also need to clean gutters. And mow again. And I can’t stand being outside because I get so hot and no shirts fit me right anymore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265192) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: Cerise Bawdyhouse u need a weed wacker with a edger attachment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265225) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: swollen titillating roast beef I don’t know anything about that kind of crap or where to get one or what. Also, I feel like my HOA should shove it up their ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265229) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:45 PM Author: Diverse Hominid Toaster Get a battery one on Amazon it’s like 80 bucks. Does weed eating and edging (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265842) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 11:08 PM Author: Naked parlour Instead, they're shoving it up yours lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265901) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:59 PM Author: lemon comical patrolman boiling water ?
just rotate the weed whacker on its side and use it as an edger |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: yapping degenerate roommate pay illegals or a contractor who hires illegals to do it for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49265232) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 5:00 AM Author: thriller lay You have more weeds than actual grass. The whole thing looks terrible and unkempt. I thought you lived in texas? we have nice yards here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49266339) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 5:05 AM Author: swollen titillating roast beef I don’t give a shit about the grass. It’s too fucking hot to go outside anyways. Why is this anyone’s concern? Nobody’s buying houses anyway. Also, I strongly dislike the proliferation of “landscaping crews” with their big trailers driving around everywhere, using massive zero turn mowers on suburban yards, etc. it’s horrible. Those people will cut your grass down to a nub and then the sun will kill it and you will get weeds anyway, so you really have to have the landscaper special, where you buy seeding and refeeding in winter, yards and yards of mulch, water all through summer (and the accompanying irrigation system repair and maintenance) all to keep your lawn looking green (for what purpose?). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49266343) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 7:08 AM Author: Soul-stirring Obsidian National Goyim Get on the HOA board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49266410) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 7:01 AM Author: Vibrant forum you are a sad, sad fagg0t (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49266398) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 7:09 AM Author: swollen titillating roast beef Why do you say that, friend? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49266411) |