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Could you average 2 pts a game in the NBA playing 3 quarters?

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as an...
brindle mad-dog skullcap
  11/24/25
if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoo...
floppy coldplay fan
  11/24/25
No
aquamarine motley tank
  11/24/25
What about the WNBA?
brindle mad-dog skullcap
  11/24/25
I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spac...
Spectacular Gay Travel Guidebook Ladyboy
  11/24/25
Okay Christian.
aquamarine motley tank
  11/24/25
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Passionate stage
  11/25/25
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bespoke depressive
  11/25/25
I'm Indian
Passionate stage
  11/24/25
dot or feather
brindle mad-dog skullcap
  11/24/25
What do you think? I'm on here
Passionate stage
  11/24/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh
brindle mad-dog skullcap
  11/24/25
I'm 5'7, not 7'5
Passionate stage
  11/24/25
no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to ave...
Buck-toothed Address
  11/24/25
I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and h...
brindle mad-dog skullcap
  11/24/25
they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per...
Buck-toothed Address
  11/24/25
thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. th...
brindle mad-dog skullcap
  11/24/25
fair, poor rc on my part.
Buck-toothed Address
  11/24/25
If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no resp...
beta trailer park tattoo
  11/25/25
Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years
floppy coldplay fan
  11/24/25
yes
Hairraiser Pit Philosopher-king
  11/24/25
of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally mi...
Naked exciting rehab fat ankles
  11/24/25
I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if y...
brindle mad-dog skullcap
  11/24/25
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vigorous public bath
  11/24/25
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mind-boggling theatre yarmulke
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Curious self-absorbed field
  11/25/25
cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off
Azure vibrant garrison milk
  11/24/25
I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts fo...
brindle mad-dog skullcap
  11/24/25
(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)
Azure vibrant garrison milk
  11/24/25
more like cooper fagg
Mewling plaza
  11/24/25
I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit ....
cheese-eating nursing home roast beef
  11/24/25
Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer...
odious corn cake temple
  11/24/25
cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passe...
floppy coldplay fan
  11/24/25
yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers
Excitant Opaque Halford Mexican
  11/24/25
"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much...
vigorous public bath
  11/24/25
Depends. Can I play completely nude?
Bearded community account
  11/24/25
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Razzmatazz stead turdskin
  11/25/25
Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck ...
Orchid Apoplectic Kitchen Pozpig
  11/24/25
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Vivacious offensive theater stage gunner
  11/25/25
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brindle mad-dog skullcap
  11/25/25
CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whet...
Contagious den
  11/25/25
thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white,...
Naked exciting rehab fat ankles
  11/25/25
They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you ...
Magical lascivious locus
  11/25/25
Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shitti...
Contagious den
  11/25/25
Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging? The bette...
disrespectful sienna sanctuary
  11/25/25
The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where...
Contagious den
  11/25/25
6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high...
Violent main people center
  11/25/25
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Azure vibrant garrison milk
  11/25/25
do I need to play defense? can I let the rest of the team...
Amethyst brunch quadroon
  11/25/25
can I shout nigger nonstop
alcoholic learning disabled internal respiration candlestick maker
  11/25/25
how about 3 assists instead?
heady location
  11/25/25


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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: brindle mad-dog skullcap

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard.

I feel like I could easily average 2 ppg.

Cooper Flagg is average 16 ppg and he is only 18, I have two decades of experience on him.

Your abilities are the exact same they are right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49457446)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: floppy coldplay fan

if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoot 15-20% from 3 imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49457450)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: aquamarine motley tank

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49457456)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: brindle mad-dog skullcap

What about the WNBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49457461)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Spectacular Gay Travel Guidebook Ladyboy

I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spaceporn’s cup of tea. Especially in the locker rooms 😬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49457475)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: aquamarine motley tank

Okay Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49457486)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Passionate stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49459315)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: bespoke depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49460448)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Passionate stage

I'm Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49457459)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: brindle mad-dog skullcap

dot or feather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49457463)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Passionate stage

What do you think? I'm on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49457470)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: brindle mad-dog skullcap

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49457472)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Passionate stage

I'm 5'7, not 7'5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49457678)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Address

no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to average that? no way. you have no idea how good these guys are. they will swat your shit into the 4th row every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49457477)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: brindle mad-dog skullcap

I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and high arc. success rate would only be 20% but I'd get it off every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49457483)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Address

they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per game to do that clown stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49457488)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: brindle mad-dog skullcap

thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. they aren't giving any lawyers anywhere on earth even one shot ever but thats not fun for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49457517)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Address

fair, poor rc on my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49457549)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: beta trailer park tattoo

If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no respect and you can hit 40%+ wide open corner 3s, why wouldn't it be rational to give you the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49460506)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: floppy coldplay fan

Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49457553)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser Pit Philosopher-king

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49457489)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Naked exciting rehab fat ankles

of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally miss whenever you already have your two points for a game, but it’s not like the math is that complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49457490)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: brindle mad-dog skullcap

I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if you have some skills that you picked up from college ball or skadden or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49457518)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: vigorous public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49457997)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling theatre yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49458311)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Curious self-absorbed field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49458932)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Azure vibrant garrison milk

cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49457689)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: brindle mad-dog skullcap

I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts for something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49457856)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Azure vibrant garrison milk

(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49457899)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Mewling plaza

more like cooper fagg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49457870)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: cheese-eating nursing home roast beef

I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit .200.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49457869)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: odious corn cake temple

Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer is no. Just stay near the basket & wait for a cross-court pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49457922)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: floppy coldplay fan

cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passes per half you can knock down one or get a layup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49457965)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Excitant Opaque Halford Mexican

yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49458010)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: vigorous public bath

"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard" is doing a lot of work here. IRL, your teammates would almost never pass to you.

With that feature, you should get about 18 field goal attempts per game. SGA led the league in FGA last year, with 21.8. 18 FGA per game would put you in 15th place, tied with Steph Curry.

You'd also average about 5 free throw attempts per game.

I would definitely, 100%, average more than 2 ppg if I can get a guaranteed 18 shots per game--not even counting foul shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49458017)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: Bearded community account

Depends. Can I play completely nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49458330)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Razzmatazz stead turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49460600)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Orchid Apoplectic Kitchen Pozpig

Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck up 3s since they’d connect at such a low rate it would be better for the defense to guard the 4 real nba players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49458352)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Vivacious offensive theater stage gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49458402)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: brindle mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49458914)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Contagious den

CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whether a team with one xoer could ever win a game.

I actually think if you're allowed to stack the rest of the team with superstars, you could, but man by mid-season the rest of the league would have devised some awesome strategies to exploit the dorky 6'2" slow white dude who sucks at literally everything.

EDIT: To be clear, this hypo requires removal of the "xo poaster gets the ball the same amount as an average shooting guard / has to put up 15 FGAs/game" stipulation, which would be absolutely terminal for a literal hand-picked Dream Team at the other 4 spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49459217)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Naked exciting rehab fat ankles

thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white, i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49459271)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Magical lascivious locus

They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you could put together a team good enough to win an NBA game doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49460487)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Contagious den

Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shittiest teams are also actively trying to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49460750)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: disrespectful sienna sanctuary

Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging?

The better question is whether your team could win 1 game out of 82.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49458419)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Contagious den

The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where i KNOW i can just pay somebody to guard me lax af until I awkwardly bank in a midrange shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49459184)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Violent main people center

6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high school 3-line - the only way my old ass even scores a single point in the nba is if i'm actually able to get a shot up. that would only happen if one of my teammates broke down the defense and got me a wide open look. otherwise, ljl @ the thought that i wouldn't get my shot blocked 10/10 by nba level defenders. forget even driving the lane, i can't even get past high school kids anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49459268)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Azure vibrant garrison milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49460919)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Amethyst brunch quadroon

do I need to play defense?

can I let the rest of the team play defense 4 on 5 and wait for the opportunity to score cherry picking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49459291)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: alcoholic learning disabled internal respiration candlestick maker

can I shout nigger nonstop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49460427)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: heady location

how about 3 assists instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49460651)