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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
floppy emerald whorehouse
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Sable vibrant theatre becky
  11/29/25
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Arousing confused trust fund address
  11/29/25
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Sable vibrant theatre becky
  11/29/25
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chestnut queen of the night laser beams
  11/29/25
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Sable vibrant theatre becky
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Boyish messiness
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
floppy emerald whorehouse
  11/29/25
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Arousing confused trust fund address
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
Abnormal navy cumskin
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
floppy emerald whorehouse
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
Abnormal navy cumskin
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Marvelous rehab international law enforcement agency
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
stimulating pea-brained toilet seat
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
swollen mad-dog skullcap
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
floppy emerald whorehouse
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
Fishy lettuce state
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
aphrodisiac karate
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
Fishy lettuce state
  11/29/25
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Abnormal navy cumskin
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
olive maniacal stage tattoo
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Boyish messiness
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Hyperactive Aromatic Stag Film
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Boyish messiness
  11/29/25
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Razzle Honey-headed Set Haunted Graveyard
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Beady-eyed Silver Travel Guidebook
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
rambunctious elite electric furnace
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
yellow exciting base
  12/04/25
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Exhilarant pit
  12/04/25
Approved
Obsidian contagious trailer park kitty
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Arousing confused trust fund address
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
floppy emerald whorehouse
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: floppy emerald whorehouse

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Sable vibrant theatre becky

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Arousing confused trust fund address



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Sable vibrant theatre becky



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: chestnut queen of the night laser beams



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Sable vibrant theatre becky



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Boyish messiness

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: floppy emerald whorehouse

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Arousing confused trust fund address



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Abnormal navy cumskin

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: floppy emerald whorehouse

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Abnormal navy cumskin

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Marvelous rehab international law enforcement agency

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: stimulating pea-brained toilet seat

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: swollen mad-dog skullcap

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: floppy emerald whorehouse

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Fishy lettuce state

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: aphrodisiac karate

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Fishy lettuce state

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Abnormal navy cumskin



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: olive maniacal stage tattoo

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Boyish messiness

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Hyperactive Aromatic Stag Film

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Boyish messiness

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Razzle Honey-headed Set Haunted Graveyard



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Silver Travel Guidebook

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: rambunctious elite electric furnace

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: yellow exciting base

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Exhilarant pit



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Obsidian contagious trailer park kitty

Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Arousing confused trust fund address

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: floppy emerald whorehouse

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49490766)