The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again
| aromatic sinister puppy fanboi | 12/08/25 |
| aromatic sinister puppy fanboi | 12/12/25 |
| Salmon alpha becky | 12/12/25 |
| Swashbuckling low-t point haunted graveyard | 12/12/25 |
| thriller yarmulke fat ankles | 12/17/25 |
| iridescent lay blood rage | 12/17/25 |
| Yellow beady-eyed crackhouse famous landscape painting | 12/18/25 |
| Smoky Self-centered Travel Guidebook Ratface | 12/12/25 |
| aromatic sinister puppy fanboi | 12/17/25 |
| Smoky Self-centered Travel Guidebook Ratface | 12/17/25 |
| aromatic sinister puppy fanboi | 12/17/25 |
| Dull at-the-ready theater stage french chef | 12/17/25 |
| aromatic sinister puppy fanboi | 12/18/25 |
| Aqua useless macaca | 12/17/25 |
| aromatic sinister puppy fanboi | 12/18/25 |
| Maize Bat-shit-crazy School Cafeteria | 12/17/25 |
| Aqua useless macaca | 12/17/25 |
| aromatic sinister puppy fanboi | 12/17/25 |
| thriller yarmulke fat ankles | 12/17/25 |
| Silver pistol newt | 12/17/25 |
| Maize Bat-shit-crazy School Cafeteria | 12/17/25 |
| thriller yarmulke fat ankles | 12/17/25 |
| Silver pistol newt | 12/17/25 |
| thriller yarmulke fat ankles | 12/17/25 |
| aquamarine electric area | 12/17/25 |
| Bearded cruise ship | 12/17/25 |
| Alcoholic deep stag film selfie | 12/17/25 |
| exhilarant masturbator | 12/17/25 |
| odious chestnut theater quadroon | 12/17/25 |
| Titillating cerise degenerate national | 12/17/25 |
| aromatic sinister puppy fanboi | 12/17/25 |
| fragrant crotch | 12/17/25 |
| White hyperventilating reading party | 12/17/25 |
| carmine sadistic persian | 12/17/25 |
| aquamarine electric area | 12/17/25 |
| carmine sadistic persian | 12/17/25 |
| aquamarine electric area | 12/18/25 |
| carmine sadistic persian | 12/18/25 |
| yapping duck-like pit | 12/17/25 |
| Silver pistol newt | 12/17/25 |
| White hyperventilating reading party | 12/17/25 |
| Silver pistol newt | 12/17/25 |
| yapping duck-like pit | 12/17/25 |
| White hyperventilating reading party | 12/17/25 |
| laughsome bull headed cuckoldry twinkling uncleanness | 12/17/25 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: aromatic sinister puppy fanboi You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49494485) |
Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: aromatic sinister puppy fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505202) |
|
Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM Author: Salmon alpha becky So just don't go to a restaurant.
Done.
Can I have the money direct deposited? |
|
Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM Author: Swashbuckling low-t point haunted graveyard Do I get my 15 years of backpay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505343) |
 |
Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM Author: thriller yarmulke fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49517782) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: iridescent lay blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49517972) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM Author: Yellow beady-eyed crackhouse famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49519739) |
|
Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM Author: Smoky Self-centered Travel Guidebook Ratface easy
do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced
in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places. |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM Author: aromatic sinister puppy fanboi You don't tip on takeout? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49517781) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: Smoky Self-centered Travel Guidebook Ratface Fuck no
People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM Author: aromatic sinister puppy fanboi everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.
case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life. |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM Author: Dull at-the-ready theater stage french chef Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518375) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM Author: aromatic sinister puppy fanboi Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49519720) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM Author: Aqua useless macaca You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518382) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: aromatic sinister puppy fanboi I never earned one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49519713) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: Maize Bat-shit-crazy School Cafeteria lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49517877) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM Author: Aqua useless macaca Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518040) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM Author: aromatic sinister puppy fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49517779) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM Author: thriller yarmulke fat ankles 100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.
My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer. |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: Silver pistol newt or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49517853) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: Maize Bat-shit-crazy School Cafeteria Or his wife could just leave the tip! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49517878) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM Author: thriller yarmulke fat ankles A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49517952) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM Author: Silver pistol newt Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518153) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: thriller yarmulke fat ankles Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518178) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: aquamarine electric area If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518171) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM Author: Bearded cruise ship Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49517884) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: Alcoholic deep stag film selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49517908) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: exhilarant masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49517913) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM Author: odious chestnut theater quadroon Now you're thinking like a lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49517966) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: Titillating cerise degenerate national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49517971) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: aromatic sinister puppy fanboi now you're thinking like a lawyer! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518132) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: fragrant crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518174) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM Author: White hyperventilating reading party No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper… (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49517969) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: carmine sadistic persian wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518028) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: aquamarine electric area cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518177) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM Author: carmine sadistic persian wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518195) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: aquamarine electric area Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49519287) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: carmine sadistic persian couldnt care less about going out to eat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49519289) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM Author: yapping duck-like pit just move back to asia. easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518155) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM Author: Silver pistol newt XO JAPAN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518163) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: White hyperventilating reading party “Move back” you say (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518180) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM Author: Silver pistol newt are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518187) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM Author: yapping duck-like pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518351) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM Author: White hyperventilating reading party I am not! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518415) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM Author: laughsome bull headed cuckoldry twinkling uncleanness No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518198) |