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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:31 AM Author: Henna theater Either as an attorney or LEO rounding up illegals? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49593550) |
Date: January 16th, 2026 10:39 AM Author: bateful primrose feces tattoo $50k bonus very tempting. Not sure it’s worth the risk of the next administration rounding up and executing everyone in ICE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49593565) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:39 AM Author: avocado forum prole Pussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49593567) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:41 AM Author: citrine geriatric property friendly grandma Lmao “very tempting!” The balding lawyer 40 year old who hasn’t run a mile since middle school and will fail the psychological exam immediately. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49593576) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:42 AM Author: Ebony Theater Stage The ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) physical fitness test for HSI Special Agents involves four timed events: 32 sit-ups (1 min), 220-yard sprint (47.73 sec), 22 push-ups (1 min), and a 1.5-mile run (14:25 min)
I'm pretty sure Disco Fries could pass that. I guess maybe the pushups would be a problem. |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:44 AM Author: Henna theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49593585) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:54 AM Author: Brass milk quadroon They won't hire for field ops if you're over 37 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49593609) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:54 AM Author: Ebony Theater Stage WASHINGTON — U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem today announced U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) will waive age limits for new applicants so even more patriots will qualify to join ICE in its mission to arrest murderers, pedophiles, gang members, rapists, and other criminal illegal aliens from America’s streets.
biglaw lives matter is already out there in uniform. join him. |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:57 AM Author: Arousing kitty cat !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49593616) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:58 PM Author: hairraiser saffron trailer park A 220 yard "sprint" in 47 seconds? That's a leisurely jog lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49593968) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: odious overrated orchestra pit coffee pot HSI doesn't do deportations. That's ERO and they have a different hiring process/standard I think.
HSI is DHS' version of the FBI that focuses on crimes like smuggling, drugs, human trafficking, counterfeiting, terrorism and the like |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:36 PM Author: citrine geriatric property friendly grandma Doing it is one thing. Getting a chill $150k gig that thousands are applying for is another. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49594995) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:47 AM Author: Razzle Abode Party Of The First Part pretty sure failing the psychological exam is a prereq for this job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49593595) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:21 AM Author: bateful primrose feces tattoo I’m 6’2” 190 pounds 12% body fat Norwood 2 7” soft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49593678) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: Mind-boggling Dopamine Address The $50k is paid over 5 years 🤣🤣🤣 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49593988) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:40 AM Author: rose university half-breed Yes but you will be fired in three years and then criminally prosecuted in a Nuremberg-style trial. A small price to pay to help Trump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49593571) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:44 AM Author: avocado forum prole This is just a libtard wank fantasy. President Vance will handsomely reward loyal federal agents who fought bravely to remigrate illegal scum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49593583) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:58 AM Author: Arousing kitty cat Men's convictions in the face of such uncertainty is what forges history (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49593618) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:03 AM Author: Galvanic parlor striped hyena Why would Vance allow that to happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49593632) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:53 AM Author: rose university half-breed Vance will be one of the defendants (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49593809) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:06 PM Author: Galvanic parlor striped hyena for what? as an elected POTUS wouldn't he have a favorable DOJ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49593840) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:13 PM Author: rose university half-breed not even your base is voting for him. they’re too racist. did you forget about Jeb? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49593854) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:56 PM Author: Galvanic parlor striped hyena Jeb! lost because he sucks and got gaped by Trump. no even knew or cared that he married his beaner cleaning lady. it could be vance, rubio, or maybe someone else will rise up. who really knows? unlike Dems, We actually have free and fair primary elections where the voters get to decide. Dems have long since abandoned that idea. It's likely though that Vance will get Trump's endorsement which means he'll win the primary and general easily. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49593960) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: Mind-boggling Dopamine Address Worse than fired (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49593990) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: Frozen office In your dreams. ICE agents are heroes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49594029) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:40 AM Author: heady cerise legal warrant Do you have the courage to shoot moms in the face on the flimsiest of pretenses? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49593572) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:02 AM Author: Galvanic parlor striped hyena trying to murder someone with your car in order to protect a convicted rapist in this country illegally is a "flimsy pretense"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49593628) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: spruce cracking jew a dyke whose kids were taken away by a family court judge as a woman lmao is not a "mom" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49594040) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:52 AM Author: white internal respiration lay you'd get to meet tons of feisty wine moms, and kill people. Whats not to like? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49593608) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:03 AM Author: Nighttime Athletic Conference Center A lot of us here are thinking about it. Any feasible exit for a high IQ bro into something like Palantir afterward? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49593631) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:04 AM Author: Arousing kitty cat If you have credentials and put your time in and don't die you should get nice position in the regime assuming the communists don't take over. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49593636) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:12 PM Author: Sickened fighting gaming laptop Shld I join to cop the 50k bonus then run away? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49593851) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:58 PM Author: Turquoise adventurous set juggernaut sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49593967) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: hairraiser saffron trailer park If you return to America, then you should definitely get better acquainted with ICE officers and facilities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49593984) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:07 PM Author: Mind-boggling Dopamine Address It's paid over five years. You could run away in 2031 I guess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49593994) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: Titillating Mad-dog Skullcap If you do, let us know . There’s a bunch of posters we need arrested and deported. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49594034) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: Mind-boggling Dopamine Address OP did you even join ICE? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49594047) |