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baseball needs iron chef style themes/prizes to prevent regular season drudgery
| tats | 09/30/24 |
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Date: September 30th, 2024 11:22 AM Author: tats every game, the pitchers mound opens up like in any james bond film, and from it, a smoke machine spews out gas until a pillar emerges with the prize of the day.
ideas include:
-a golden gun with only one golden bullet to the MVP of the winning team. discharging the golden gun can't be prosecuted -the outcome of a game affecting what to do with a jewish man, trapped in a cage, suspended above a pool of circling sharks under the pitchers mound -a baseball unknowingly fashioned from polonium -1000 broken iphones -the choice to force a skid row hobo to drink a 2L bottle of concentrated chloroauric acid under threat of death -24 hour use of a perfect shohei ohtani clone. he will follow your orders and will do that faggy on-base jive on command. the clone is wearing LAA gear so commoners will be suspicious - |