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A Selected History of the Family Rudolph

2639 BCE - Following a royal audience with Moses, Grand Vizi...
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759 BC - Remusolph insists that the Aventine Hill is "t...
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fantasy-prone cracking affirmative action rigpig
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Curious station
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Indecent green hell gay wizard
  10/19/21
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331 BCE - Persian regiment commander Darayudolsh spends the ...
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Cordovan azn sanctuary
  09/17/15
underrated
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  11/03/20
lol damn how have I never seen this thread
Laughsome Home Gaming Laptop
  11/03/20
fucking same, this is gold
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This is the sort of shit that originally got me hooked on XO...
Laughsome Home Gaming Laptop
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Yes. I got here in 2017 and there is a clear decline since t...
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I found the site in 2014 and it was unbelievable for a few y...
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Doing the Lord's work, brother
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it just shocks me that i came up with this thread and wrote ...
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Outnumbered Gaping Stage
  08/08/22
33 AD - Sent to dispose of the body of Jesus, Rudolpha of Ag...
massive hairraiser theater weed whacker
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Lost it at this one. probably my favorite.
well-lubricated aromatic nibblets area
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Curious station
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Indecent green hell gay wizard
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effete insane range ladyboy
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Cordovan azn sanctuary
  09/17/15
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wonderful den
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razzmatazz buck-toothed corn cake travel guidebook
  12/03/13
fucking genius
electric sick hall
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Razzle-dazzle angry cuckold digit ratio
  12/04/13
180
glittery chest-beating temple
  12/06/13
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Stirring location
  07/06/14
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translucent deranged marketing idea
  10/16/14
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Zombie-like bistre church athletic conference
  11/13/14
18000000
multi-colored state
  01/13/15
gets me every time. fuckin lol'ing here.
Histrionic transparent step-uncle's house round eye
  01/13/15
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Cordovan azn sanctuary
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bearded place of business
  02/28/16
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painfully honest genital piercing
  12/14/16
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Curious station
  03/25/17
Lol
sinister indirect expression
  03/25/17
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well-lubricated aromatic nibblets area
  04/16/17
easter bump
Curious station
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Irradiated soggy incel lay
  04/16/17
still fucking lol at this
Curious station
  05/31/17
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Sapphire arousing degenerate
  10/10/17
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shivering infuriating garrison
  11/28/17
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Curious station
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Curious station
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Curious station
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Curious station
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Curious station
  10/03/19
lmfao this one is killing me
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Black sweet tailpipe
  03/15/22
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Curious station
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999 - Cardinal Rodolfu throws his earthly possessions at Emp...
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1528 - Conquistador Juan Hernan Diego Nepomuceno Castillan R...
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Amethyst sadistic elastic band center
  12/04/13
February 3, 1637 - Haarlem financier Wouter Ruudoelpsch audi...
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loling pretty fucking hard at this one brother
Disgusting concupiscible partner dilemma
  12/03/13
...
translucent deranged marketing idea
  08/05/15
laughed all morning thinking about this
Talented Embarrassed To The Bone Feces
  08/25/15
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Rambunctious pistol
  11/28/17
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Kink-friendly Office
  12/15/17
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Curious station
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July 2, 1863 - Col. Jebediah Lightfoot Rudolph politely disa...
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lmao idk how this one was so overlooked
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April 14, 1912 - John Jacob Rudolph III grunts irritably bef...
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Curious station
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October 2, 1919 - Chicago Herald and Examiner sports columni...
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September 3, 1929 - Irving Rudolph Whitney declares that the...
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naked titillating parlor old irish cottage
  11/02/16
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Startled public bath hunting ground
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May 3, 1937 - John Stanton Rudolph pauses in his tasteful Fr...
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lolololol
Boyish field kitty cat
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180!!
Chocolate depressive coldplay fan
  12/03/13
LOLOLOLOL
Sticky fat ankles nursing home
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Startled public bath hunting ground
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high-end shitlib
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This is fucking genius brother. 180
well-lubricated aromatic nibblets area
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Boyish field kitty cat
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Chocolate depressive coldplay fan
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plum trust fund pisswyrm
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smoky vengeful karate
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onyx hominid orchestra pit
  12/03/13
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wonderful den
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...
Useless Trip Stock Car
  12/03/13
this is very good.
Maroon Self-centered Clown Jap
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fragrant therapy hospital
  07/30/14
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39 - Tiberius Antonius Rudolphus is heard bragging to the as...
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Cordovan azn sanctuary
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Curious station
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Curious station
  10/02/24
do more please
bateful hyperactive mental disorder
  12/03/13
1974 - University of Washington Kappa Kappa Gamma Stephanie ...
massive hairraiser theater weed whacker
  12/03/13
This was good bro. Plus we now know you are into serial kill...
Jet-lagged Chapel Cumskin
  12/03/13
pure genius being displayed in this thread. 1 fucking 80.
erotic wild reading party
  12/03/13
this thread should have 100 blank bumps by now. severely und...
Boyish field kitty cat
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electric sick hall
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mind-boggling tan liquid oxygen doctorate
  08/29/14
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Curious station
  04/16/17
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  11/03/20
wholly shit lmfao
Ivory beady-eyed legal warrant juggernaut
  12/03/13
*slow clap*
anal vermilion property
  12/03/13
...
Yellow haunted graveyard forum
  12/03/13
November 21, 1963 - Michael Rudolph, Dallas Jaycees Presiden...
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...
burgundy mother stage
  12/03/13
jfc
Cordovan azn sanctuary
  09/17/15
no, jfk
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Know-it-all Heady Immigrant
  02/19/23
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Curious station
  03/25/17
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Mauve soul-stirring parlour
  03/29/20
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November 8, 1938 - Munich butcher Shlomo Chaim Rudolph reinv...
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Later that day - Shlomo proudly unveils the expensive new cu...
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Amethyst sadistic elastic band center
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July 15, 1972 - Weightlifter Yossef Chaim Rudolph wins the I...
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translucent deranged marketing idea
  08/06/15
God help me I lol'd
Cordovan azn sanctuary
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Florida, 1986: After rebuking numerous affectionate pleas...
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September 17th, 1929: Rudolph Yarborough III, an aristocrat...
cerise theater stage
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...
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April 24, 1915 - Determining he won't be walking much, Arat ...
Useless Trip Stock Car
  12/03/13
subtle
Boyish field kitty cat
  08/29/14
bunch of fucklaws here
Useless Trip Stock Car
  10/16/14
Nah it's just that no one likes Armenians
Cordovan azn sanctuary
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...
Cerebral Market Preventive Strike
  09/17/15
oh man
naked titillating parlor old irish cottage
  11/02/16
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Startled public bath hunting ground
  03/25/17
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mewling faggotry useless brakes
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razzmatazz buck-toothed corn cake travel guidebook
  12/03/13
180 concept, 180 execution, 180 thread
Claret vibrant university hissy fit
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electric sick hall
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Curious station
  03/25/17
One of the most (if not THE most) enjoyable threads I've eve...
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Curious station
  03/27/17
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April 10, 1912, Sir William Rudolph Hemsley III, a famous sh...
Jet-lagged Chapel Cumskin
  12/03/13
Did you seriously Rudolph the Rudolph thread? Someone alread...
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  12/03/13
I searched titanic bro and got nothing before I posted. So, ...
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  12/03/13
...
massive hairraiser theater weed whacker
  12/03/13
brother, i've always enjoyed it when you've joined in on the...
erotic wild reading party
  12/03/13
ty bro.
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Boyish field kitty cat
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180
Canary double fault factory reset button
  12/04/13
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violet narrow-minded rehab police squad
  12/12/13
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  08/29/14
79 AD - While traveling, Rudolphus decides to spend the nigh...
Razzle-dazzle angry cuckold digit ratio
  12/03/13
...
mewling faggotry useless brakes
  12/03/13
LOL bro. I give you props for sticking to your retarded scht...
Jet-lagged Chapel Cumskin
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Boyish field kitty cat
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Cordovan azn sanctuary
  09/17/15
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marvelous medicated shrine
  07/31/20
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December 3, 2013 - Rudolph doesn't bother taking two minutes...
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erotic wild reading party
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Boyish field kitty cat
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Milky lascivious business firm
  12/05/13
Underrated
Cordovan azn sanctuary
  09/17/15
Criminally underratted
Curious station
  03/25/17
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sinister indirect expression
  03/25/17
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Boyish field kitty cat
  03/25/17
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learning disabled rigor spot
  02/08/18
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Curious station
  03/06/20
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twinkling contagious organic girlfriend
  10/19/21
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twinkling contagious organic girlfriend
  03/15/22
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twinkling contagious organic girlfriend
  11/19/22
April 8, 1942 - After being taken prisoner of war outside Ma...
massive hairraiser theater weed whacker
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180
vigorous library
  07/06/14
...
Swollen alcoholic patrolman menage
  08/14/20
audibly laughing at this
high-end shitlib
  11/03/20
September 10, 2001, Lt. Rudolph Jones (ret.), gay lover of K...
abusive voyeur
  12/03/13
Did you mean 2001 bro?
Jet-lagged Chapel Cumskin
  12/03/13
lol edited for historical accuracy. who can keep up with all...
abusive voyeur
  12/03/13
4481 BC - Assistant Chief Engineer Rub el-Daf drafts a list ...
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Cordovan azn sanctuary
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Startled public bath hunting ground
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Exciting Idiotic Sneaky Criminal Knife
  12/03/13
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=6...
massive hairraiser theater weed whacker
  12/03/13
haha...didn't get that one at the time, but i like mine bett...
Exciting Idiotic Sneaky Criminal Knife
  12/03/13
How did you not get that one, considering you knew the exact...
massive hairraiser theater weed whacker
  12/03/13
i used wikipedia to figure that out as i was writing it
Exciting Idiotic Sneaky Criminal Knife
  12/03/13
fair. either way ty for your contributing efforts to my rud...
massive hairraiser theater weed whacker
  12/03/13
it's a great thread. i'll come up with a new contribution
Exciting Idiotic Sneaky Criminal Knife
  12/03/13
Ford Theater: Washington DC 1865 Gustus Rudolphe, displea...
electric sick hall
  12/03/13
March 3, 1991 - LAPD Sergeant Robert "Scrappy Bob"...
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Cordovan azn sanctuary
  09/17/15
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Curious station
  10/02/24
November 17, 1968 - NBC producer Ernie T. Rudolph, irritated...
massive hairraiser theater weed whacker
  12/03/13
This is really good bro. I am legit impressed.
Jet-lagged Chapel Cumskin
  12/03/13
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erotic wild reading party
  12/21/13
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  11/03/20
April 18, 1775 - Rear Admiral George Septimus Rudolph, 26-ye...
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...
Razzle-dazzle angry cuckold digit ratio
  12/03/13
180
passionate cheese-eating idiot
  06/07/14
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Razzle coral quadroon senate
  11/13/14
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marvelous medicated shrine
  07/31/20
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high-end shitlib
  11/03/20
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mewling faggotry useless brakes
  11/03/20
July 11, 1995 Srebenica native Edin Rudolfic assures his ...
Boyish field kitty cat
  12/03/13
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  01/13/15
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Startled public bath hunting ground
  03/25/17
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  11/03/20
3967 BC - Radafa hugs her sister goodbye, saying "Lot w...
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Cordovan azn sanctuary
  09/17/15
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Curious station
  05/09/20
...
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April 1964 - Norwegian mariner Arvid Rudolf pulls into port ...
Boyish field kitty cat
  12/03/13
Later that night, he follows it up with a local delicacy: ra...
massive hairraiser theater weed whacker
  12/03/13
August 19, 1980, Gaitan DuRudolph bends forward in a Mission...
Sticky fat ankles nursing home
  12/05/13
...
Startled public bath hunting ground
  03/25/17
1 September 1914: Count Hermann von Rudolf und Mutterfickenb...
big dragon indian lodge
  12/03/13
*puts gun in mouth*
Cordovan azn sanctuary
  09/17/15
this thread is overrated.
Comical up-to-no-good coffee pot mediation
  12/03/13
(owl doodolph)
Boyish field kitty cat
  12/03/13
...
Canary double fault factory reset button
  12/04/13
...
Claret vibrant university hissy fit
  12/04/13
lol
Cordovan azn sanctuary
  09/17/15
cr, just another xo aspie dweeb circlejerk
hilarious stag film
  12/04/13
BEEP BEEP BEEP CONTRARIAN OPINION BEEP BEEP BEEP EDGY AND CO...
Supple jet ceo piazza
  12/06/13
Plz bring back this schtick
vigorous library
  07/06/14
...
Seedy Aggressive Fortuitous Meteor Ratface
  01/13/15
...
massive hairraiser theater weed whacker
  11/16/16
reddit-style crap
brass international law enforcement agency
  03/27/17
wrong
high-end shitlib
  11/03/20
September 1, 1983 - John Jacob Stanton Rudolph smirks and sh...
massive hairraiser theater weed whacker
  12/04/13
...
burgundy mother stage
  12/05/13
...
Startled public bath hunting ground
  03/25/17
1184 BC - Rudolppissis of Troy tells the assembled elders &q...
massive hairraiser theater weed whacker
  12/04/13
...
erotic wild reading party
  12/04/13
i'm dying
Charcoal frisky heaven people who are hurt
  12/05/13
this might be my all time favorite
erotic wild reading party
  12/05/13
I think so too
high-end shitlib
  11/03/20
...
Claret vibrant university hissy fit
  12/11/13
...
Razzle coral quadroon senate
  11/13/14
...
Startled public bath hunting ground
  03/25/17
...
Curious station
  03/06/20
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  11/03/20
In 1846 Rudolph Donner, after consulting with a drunken Siou...
erotic wild reading party
  12/04/13
...
Cordovan azn sanctuary
  09/17/15
...
high-end shitlib
  11/03/20
Benghazi: September 11th, 2012 Diplomatic Attache, Kyle B...
electric sick hall
  12/04/13
May 18, 1980, 8:32 AM: USGS geologist Rudolph Johnston, rela...
Charismatic Hideous Potus
  12/04/13
lol
Boyish field kitty cat
  12/04/13
...
erotic wild reading party
  12/04/13
September 11, 2001. Ziah bin-Rudolph storms the cockpit of a...
dead principal's office half-breed
  12/04/13
November 1, 2013: This cryptocurrency is a fad. No way BTC/L...
adventurous trailer park
  12/04/13
...
fantasy-prone cracking affirmative action rigpig
  04/20/14
lol
massive hairraiser theater weed whacker
  11/28/17
...
Rambunctious pistol
  11/28/17
...
high-end shitlib
  11/03/20
btc closed at $1,078.28 the date this was poasted. nocoiners...
twinkling contagious organic girlfriend
  03/15/22
...
Spectacular sooty crackhouse
  03/09/23
1928 - Taras Pyotr Rudolvschenko assures his family that &qu...
massive hairraiser theater weed whacker
  12/05/13
jfc
Cordovan azn sanctuary
  09/17/15
...
high-end shitlib
  11/03/20
216 BC - Commodus Gaius Rudolphicanus senses the Carthaginia...
massive hairraiser theater weed whacker
  12/05/13
lol i literally came here to do this exact one, well done
Claret vibrant university hissy fit
  12/11/13
lmao 180
Kink-friendly Office
  12/15/17
...
Curious station
  06/05/19
LMAO
high-end shitlib
  11/03/20
December 7, 1941 Kermit Rudolph receives a radar operator re...
Pearl Underhanded Son Of Senegal Famous Landscape Painting
  12/05/13
...
high-end shitlib
  11/03/20
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Spectacular sooty crackhouse
  03/09/23
April, 1939 - Minister de Guerre Jean Phillipe de Roudolphe ...
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  12/05/13
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Startled public bath hunting ground
  03/25/17
June 24, 1812 - Rudolpheon Bonaparte marches his Grand Arm&e...
Magenta point psychic
  12/05/13
73 - Rudolphus ben-Yair spits at the Roman soldiers hundreds...
massive hairraiser theater weed whacker
  12/05/13
October 1, 1908 -- Detroit industrialist Alexander S. Rudolp...
Boyish field kitty cat
  12/05/13
Lol at model TTT.
Pearl Underhanded Son Of Senegal Famous Landscape Painting
  12/05/13
literally cackling/screeching with laughter at that
Curious station
  03/25/17
nice
erotic wild reading party
  12/05/13
...
ocher bearded party of the first part sandwich
  03/25/17
...
high-end shitlib
  11/03/20
950 BC (est) - Rudlakshmi Kaurava, overlooking the fields at...
massive hairraiser theater weed whacker
  12/05/13
180
well-lubricated aromatic nibblets area
  12/05/13
1896 - Karthik Rudopjee, columnist for the Times of India, p...
massive hairraiser theater weed whacker
  12/05/13
180
well-lubricated aromatic nibblets area
  12/05/13
...
territorial motley gas station
  04/03/15
LOOOOOOOOL
Curious station
  03/27/17
...
high-end shitlib
  11/03/20
September, 1978: Rudolph "Pop" Herring selects Ler...
excitant primrose kitchen pozpig
  12/05/13
...
Cordovan azn sanctuary
  09/17/15
August 29, 1992 -- Noted foreign terrorist Rudlfo 'Rudy' Ran...
startling native
  12/05/13
No bumps in almost 8 years!!!! I love this one.
exhilarant free-loading tattoo selfie
  10/19/21
1013 - Gunnar Rudalfarsson sleeps easy, figuring the sons an...
massive hairraiser theater weed whacker
  12/05/13
180
well-lubricated aromatic nibblets area
  12/05/13
1984, Stu Rudolph, General Manager of the Portland Trailblaz...
erotic wild reading party
  12/05/13
...
electric sick hall
  12/05/13
...
Boyish field kitty cat
  12/11/13
...
Jet-lagged Chapel Cumskin
  12/12/13
...
high-end shitlib
  11/03/20
this is going to be a thousand post thread. all of them good...
electric sick hall
  12/05/13
freeing the rudolph meme from the space limitations of threa...
erotic wild reading party
  12/05/13
April 21, 1491 - Jose Tavares Rudolpha, advisor to King John...
wonderful den
  12/05/13
...
erotic wild reading party
  12/05/13
i loved this one
swashbuckling flirting trump supporter whorehouse
  12/06/13
ty brother
wonderful den
  12/11/13
180
massive hairraiser theater weed whacker
  06/03/14
...
high-end shitlib
  11/03/20
1958 - Joao Gilberto do Rudolphinho, assistant manager to th...
massive hairraiser theater weed whacker
  12/05/13
180
well-lubricated aromatic nibblets area
  12/05/13
1971 Ford Project Manager Chuck Rudolph demands extra leg ro...
erotic wild reading party
  12/05/13
180 Been there and done this. Don't buy a 2017 honda civi...
dead principal's office half-breed
  12/11/13
really? that's terrible. my first car was a civic and i lo...
erotic wild reading party
  12/12/13
Excellent.
Jet-lagged Chapel Cumskin
  12/12/13
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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:04 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

2639 BCE - Following a royal audience with Moses, Grand Vizier and first-born son Ra-Dalakh recommends to Pharaoh that the Israelites be made to work longer hours on half rations as punishment, loudly scoffing "what does that faggot Hebrew think his God can possibly do?"

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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:29 AM
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759 BC - Remusolph insists that the Aventine Hill is "the most preftigious" and challenges Romulus: "You like that faggoty Palatine Hill, then why don't you get your ass down here like a man."

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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:05 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#43296915)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:19 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#48155659)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41248991)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:07 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

331 BCE - Persian regiment commander Darayudolsh spends the majority of the spring campaign drinking wine with his troops, secure in the knowledge that no dipshit pubescent Macedonian was going to make it across the Nile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556669)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Cordovan azn sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778183)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: high-end shitlib

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41248993)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:10 AM
Author: Laughsome Home Gaming Laptop

lol damn how have I never seen this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249049)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: high-end shitlib

fucking same, this is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249070)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Laughsome Home Gaming Laptop

This is the sort of shit that originally got me hooked on XO - there's too many deranged pumo single posts / Rudolph talking amongst himself between 5 pumo alts etc on the front page, maybe it's the election I dunno - even just like 6 months ago I remember logging on and arguing / talking about Civil war in an epic thread one Saturday morning - i could do that on here every day

This thread is brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249108)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: high-end shitlib

Yes. I got here in 2017 and there is a clear decline since then -- and it seems that it was already on the downslope. I come back now and again because it is still a unique venue that makes me laugh more than most others, but it's a shell of what it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249145)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:27 AM
Author: sickened indigo casino

I found the site in 2014 and it was unbelievable for a few years. I make a point of bumping these types of UNESCO World Heritage Threads every now and then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249208)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:29 AM
Author: high-end shitlib

Doing the Lord's work, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249227)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 3:14 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

it just shocks me that i came up with this thread and wrote the first several entries SEVEN YEARS AGO. and even then the bort was on a huge decline from its true glory days of the mid to late 2000s, when there was all sorts of hilarity flowing and much less faggy politicsthreading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41255039)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 3:49 AM
Author: Outnumbered Gaping Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#44980568)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:08 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

33 AD - Sent to dispose of the body of Jesus, Rudolpha of Agrippa elects to go out drinking Saturday night with his friends and several whores, reasoning that "it will still be there tomorrow."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556673)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:24 AM
Author: well-lubricated aromatic nibblets area

Lost it at this one. probably my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556840)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913717)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:10 PM
Author: Indecent green hell gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#43296944)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:16 AM
Author: effete insane range ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557500)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Cordovan azn sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778355)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: wonderful den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557831)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: razzmatazz buck-toothed corn cake travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557848)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:44 PM
Author: electric sick hall

fucking genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24558234)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle angry cuckold digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24566096)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:33 PM
Author: glittery chest-beating temple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24580497)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Stirring location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25879472)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: translucent deranged marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26527584)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Zombie-like bistre church athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26708462)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:00 AM
Author: multi-colored state

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27107679)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: Histrionic transparent step-uncle's house round eye

gets me every time. fuckin lol'ing here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27107713)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Cordovan azn sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778185)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: bearded place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#29936779)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: painfully honest genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32139012)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:12 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913639)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: sinister indirect expression

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913678)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: well-lubricated aromatic nibblets area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#33086115)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: Curious station

easter bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#33086552)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Irradiated soggy incel lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#33086601)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Curious station

still fucking lol at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#33440137)



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Date: October 10th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: Sapphire arousing degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34413602)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: shivering infuriating garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34792488)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:11 AM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34932355)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#36628163)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:35 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38119714)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: Irradiated soggy incel lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38119716)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38119743)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38223586)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38282461)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38925616)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:01 AM
Author: high-end shitlib

lmfao this one is killing me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41248983)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:44 PM
Author: Black sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#44156043)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#48056945)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#48155647)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

999 - Cardinal Rodolfu throws his earthly possessions at Emperor Otto III to taunt the Westphalian monarch, warning him that the Slavic hordes "about to overrun his kingdom" were a certain sign of the events foretold in Revelation and the Second Coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556692)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

1528 - Conquistador Juan Hernan Diego Nepomuceno Castillan Rudolfo y Garcia decides to jump into the local ollamalitzli game, figuring "win or lose, it will be a good time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556704)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Amethyst sadistic elastic band center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24569554)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

February 3, 1637 - Haarlem financier Wouter Ruudoelpsch audibly sighs in relief, having finally secured his retirement nest egg through the purchase of 16 Bizarden tulip bulbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556705)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:58 AM
Author: Disgusting concupiscible partner dilemma

loling pretty fucking hard at this one brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557286)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 6:02 PM
Author: translucent deranged marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28485897)



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Date: August 25th, 2015 11:11 AM
Author: Talented Embarrassed To The Bone Feces

laughed all morning thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28621032)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Rambunctious pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34792503)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34928492)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:43 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#39707326)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41248998)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

July 2, 1863 - Col. Jebediah Lightfoot Rudolph politely disagrees with Lt. Gen. James Longstreet, assuring General Lee that "all our boys have to do is charge right at that there copse of trees."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556707)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: high-end shitlib

lmao idk how this one was so overlooked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249024)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

April 14, 1912 - John Jacob Rudolph III grunts irritably before returning to slumber, assuring his neurotic wife that "this iceberg business will be taken care of by morning."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556709)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913689)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249000)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

October 2, 1919 - Chicago Herald and Examiner sports columnist Walt Rudolph predicts a sweep of the Reds, writing "although an influx of dumb money has fallen on Cincinnati in the last couple days, our nine are so clearly the superior base ball team one wonders at the lunacy of it all."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556711)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: misanthropic diverse pocket flask

September 3, 1929 - Irving Rudolph Whitney declares that the bull market will proceed indefinitely "as there is no end in sight," that the financials of the United States have "never been stronger," and that there is no more guaranteed way for "the common man to profit than to purchase blue chip stocks now, now, now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556800)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:08 AM
Author: naked titillating parlor old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31780919)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Startled public bath hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32917142)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

May 3, 1937 - John Stanton Rudolph pauses in his tasteful Frankfurt apartment, ticket to Lakehurst and dinner jacket in hand, to ask the portrait of his late great-uncle "how the bottom of the Atlantic tastes, faggot?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556713)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:18 AM
Author: Boyish field kitty cat

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556778)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:24 AM
Author: Chocolate depressive coldplay fan

180!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556838)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:35 AM
Author: Sticky fat ankles nursing home

LOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571282)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Startled public bath hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32917145)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249009)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: well-lubricated aromatic nibblets area

This is fucking genius brother. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556731)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:16 AM
Author: Boyish field kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556750)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Chocolate depressive coldplay fan



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 3:26 AM
Author: plum trust fund pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557329)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: smoky vengeful karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557343)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: onyx hominid orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557512)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: wonderful den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557799)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Useless Trip Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24558098)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:23 PM
Author: Maroon Self-centered Clown Jap

this is very good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561620)



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Date: July 30th, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: fragrant therapy hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26028504)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249003)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

39 - Tiberius Antonius Rudolphus is heard bragging to the assembled Senate that he was so important Caligula asked him "to come alone" to the royal palace at Capri.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556979)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Cordovan azn sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778182)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38344670)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:20 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#48155661)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: bateful hyperactive mental disorder

do more please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556982)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:58 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

1974 - University of Washington Kappa Kappa Gamma Stephanie Mays Rudolph tells her roommate she's going to accept a ride back to campus in the charming law student's brown Volkswagen, as "his poor arm is in a sling, what could he possibly do to me?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557041)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Chapel Cumskin

This was good bro. Plus we now know you are into serial killers, which is good to know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24560987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:02 AM
Author: erotic wild reading party

pure genius being displayed in this thread. 1 fucking 80.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557495)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:00 AM
Author: Boyish field kitty cat

this thread should have 100 blank bumps by now. severely underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557820)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:43 PM
Author: electric sick hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24558231)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:49 AM
Author: mind-boggling tan liquid oxygen doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26230257)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 12:22 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27610499)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#33086555)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249001)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:02 AM
Author: Ivory beady-eyed legal warrant juggernaut

wholly shit

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557836)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:08 AM
Author: anal vermilion property

*slow clap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557858)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Yellow haunted graveyard forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557872)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:54 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

November 21, 1963 - Michael Rudolph, Dallas Jaycees President, excitedly recites the local weather forecast to his political idol, suggesting he "keep the top down to enjoy the sunshine."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557982)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: burgundy mother stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557985)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Cordovan azn sanctuary

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778298)



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Date: July 19th, 2020 2:40 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

no, jfk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#40630080)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249014)



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Date: February 19th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: Know-it-all Heady Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#45953759)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32917068)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:40 PM
Author: Mauve soul-stirring parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#39895029)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249012)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

November 8, 1938 - Munich butcher Shlomo Chaim Rudolph reinvests his profits in purchasing his neighbors' business properties, telling them at the closing that they "were running scared like kleine chickens."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24558048)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:31 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

Later that day - Shlomo proudly unveils the expensive new custom windows he had rush-ordered for each location.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24558166)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:01 PM
Author: mewling faggotry useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561033)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Amethyst sadistic elastic band center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24569562)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: Useless Trip Stock Car

July 15, 1972 - Weightlifter Yossef Chaim Rudolph wins the Israeli Olympic Trials and dismisses his bubbe's concerns about visiting Munich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24558201)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: translucent deranged marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28490956)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: Cordovan azn sanctuary

God help me I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778743)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249011)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:42 PM
Author: electric sick hall

Florida, 1986:

After rebuking numerous affectionate pleas from his girlfriend and lover, teacher, Christa McAuliffe, William Blitz Rudolph, awash in aftershave and overconfidence, casually declared: Babe, I'll KISS you when you get back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24558223)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: cerise theater stage

September 17th, 1929: Rudolph Yarborough III, an aristocrat from Connecticut sells all of his real estate and and invests all liquid cash into the stock market, remarking to his friends and family that he "is gonna ride this [expletive] roller coaster to the moon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24558253)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:57 PM
Author: erotic wild reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24558297)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: Useless Trip Stock Car

April 24, 1915 - Determining he won't be walking much, Arat Rudolphian neglects to mend the hole in his shoes or bring a coat to his favorite intellectual coffee house in Constantinople



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24558360)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Boyish field kitty cat

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26230248)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: Useless Trip Stock Car

bunch of fucklaws here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26527707)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Cordovan azn sanctuary

Nah it's just that no one likes Armenians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778472)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: Cerebral Market Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: naked titillating parlor old irish cottage

oh man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31780907)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: Startled public bath hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32917155)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:48 AM
Author: mewling faggotry useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249393)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:30 PM
Author: razzmatazz buck-toothed corn cake travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24558489)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:35 PM
Author: Claret vibrant university hissy fit

180 concept, 180 execution, 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24558515)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:11 PM
Author: electric sick hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24558714)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913722)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: erotic wild reading party

One of the most (if not THE most) enjoyable threads I've ever read on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24558699)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32929222)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249010)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:49 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Chapel Cumskin

April 10, 1912, Sir William Rudolph Hemsley III, a famous shitlib of his time, books last minute passage in steerage class on the RMS Titanic. If it is good enough for my porter, it is good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24560950)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: misanthropic diverse pocket flask

Did you seriously Rudolph the Rudolph thread? Someone already had the Titanic, corpsefucker.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556709

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24560985)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:57 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Chapel Cumskin

I searched titanic bro and got nothing before I posted. So, fuck off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24560992)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:42 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561315)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: erotic wild reading party

brother, i've always enjoyed it when you've joined in on the rudolph threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561459)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:08 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Chapel Cumskin

ty bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561507)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:33 PM
Author: Boyish field kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561679)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:44 PM
Author: Canary double fault factory reset button

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24565414)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:20 PM
Author: violet narrow-minded rehab police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24627889)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: mind-boggling tan liquid oxygen doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26230268)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle angry cuckold digit ratio

79 AD - While traveling, Rudolphus decides to spend the night at his favorite inn in Pompeii. "I'll order a steak between rare and medium rare," he muses, oblivious to the smoke clouds in the distance. "No one prepares a steak between rare and medium rare like the Pompeiians."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561010)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:03 PM
Author: mewling faggotry useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561051)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:04 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Chapel Cumskin

LOL bro. I give you props for sticking to your retarded schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561060)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: Boyish field kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561684)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Cordovan azn sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778368)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: marvelous medicated shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#40690562)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249019)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:42 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

December 3, 2013 - Rudolph doesn't bother taking two minutes to read the thread, employing the faultless logic that if a particular word doesn't appear as a search term, nothing related to that word could possibly be in the entirety of the thread text.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561319)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:04 PM
Author: erotic wild reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561466)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: Boyish field kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561686)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: Milky lascivious business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571157)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Cordovan azn sanctuary

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778381)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: Curious station

Criminally underratted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32916942)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: sinister indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913695)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Boyish field kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913759)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: learning disabled rigor spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#35357533)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:26 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#39707565)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:07 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249028)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:09 PM
Author: twinkling contagious organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#43296940)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:40 PM
Author: twinkling contagious organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#44156029)



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Date: November 19th, 2022 9:34 AM
Author: twinkling contagious organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#45516426)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:47 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

April 8, 1942 - After being taken prisoner of war outside Manila by Japanese troops, Sergeant Anthony W. Rudolph contemplated the bright side, figuring that he at was least done with all the goddamned marching for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561353)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: vigorous library

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25879467)



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Date: August 14th, 2020 10:23 AM
Author: Swollen alcoholic patrolman menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#40754956)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:08 AM
Author: high-end shitlib

audibly laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249032)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:53 PM
Author: abusive voyeur

September 10, 2001, Lt. Rudolph Jones (ret.), gay lover of Kiwi Camara, lisped to him the night before a major scotus oral argument, "kiwi, don't worry about court on thursday, mr. olson will be so busy banging his wife after her trip that he'll never have time to prepare and you'll win for sure."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561389)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Chapel Cumskin

Did you mean 2001 bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561447)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: abusive voyeur

lol edited for historical accuracy. who can keep up with all these famous dates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561456)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:53 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

4481 BC - Assistant Chief Engineer Rub el-Daf drafts a list of upgrades to his Babel apartment he will soon purchase with the cost savings of using illegal foreign labor on the tower project.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561392)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: Cordovan azn sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778406)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Startled public bath hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32917157)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:09 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249041)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:57 PM
Author: Exciting Idiotic Sneaky Criminal Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561422)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:00 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=65&forum_id=2#24556713

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561436)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Exciting Idiotic Sneaky Criminal Knife

haha...didn't get that one at the time, but i like mine better.

i'll delete out of deference, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561452)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:09 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

How did you not get that one, considering you knew the exact unusual shithole cities the flight was between?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561514)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Exciting Idiotic Sneaky Criminal Knife

i used wikipedia to figure that out as i was writing it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561554)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

fair. either way ty for your contributing efforts to my rudolph thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561560)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:24 PM
Author: Exciting Idiotic Sneaky Criminal Knife

it's a great thread. i'll come up with a new contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561622)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:10 PM
Author: electric sick hall

Ford Theater: Washington DC 1865

Gustus Rudolphe, displeased at his wife's impulsive desire to leave the play American Cousin early, turned to his insolent betrothed and decisively declared: The ending my dear, you will absolutely LOVE the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561523)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

March 3, 1991 - LAPD Sergeant Robert "Scrappy Bob" Rudolph directs his partner to "go ahead and kick him a few more times, it's not like anyone's watching."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561558)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Cordovan azn sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778457)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249192)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#48155656)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

November 17, 1968 - NBC producer Ernie T. Rudolph, irritated at the calls already clogging his switchboard, directs his engineers: "Fuck it, game's over. Run Heidi."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561653)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:31 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Chapel Cumskin

This is really good bro. I am legit impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561666)



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Date: December 21st, 2013 6:12 PM
Author: erotic wild reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24687828)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249193)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:39 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

April 18, 1775 - Rear Admiral George Septimus Rudolph, 26-year veteran of His Majesty's Navy, dismisses his young lieutenant with a brusque "it's a church, idiot. It's always lit up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561715)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle angry cuckold digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561756)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 2:45 PM
Author: passionate cheese-eating idiot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25706096)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: Razzle coral quadroon senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26708104)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: marvelous medicated shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#40690564)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249194)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:52 AM
Author: mewling faggotry useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249414)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:42 PM
Author: Boyish field kitty cat

July 11, 1995

Srebenica native Edin Rudolfic assures his friends that they can "stop being such scared bitches" about the advances of Mladic's army, as he has some chill Dutch buddies in town that will surely protect everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561749)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27109862)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Startled public bath hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32917163)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249196)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

3967 BC - Radafa hugs her sister goodbye, saying "Lot will take care of you no matter where you end up. Just promise you'll turn around and wave to me once you make it past the city walls."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561789)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Cordovan azn sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778449)



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Date: May 9th, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#40180368)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249068)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:25 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249197)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Boyish field kitty cat

April 1964 - Norwegian mariner Arvid Rudolf pulls into port at Douala, Cameroon and makes a beeline for the dirtiest bathhouse in town, reasoning no one will ever possibly know if he takes a few BBCs down in Africa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561832)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

Later that night, he follows it up with a local delicacy: rare chimpanzee meat, freshly sourced from the surrounding bush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561843)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:41 AM
Author: Sticky fat ankles nursing home

August 19, 1980, Gaitan DuRudolph bends forward in a Mission District bathhouse and lisps: "WRECK IT"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571333)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Startled public bath hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32917166)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: big dragon indian lodge

1 September 1914: Count Hermann von Rudolf und Mutterfickenberg, aide-de-camp to Colonel General von Kluck, messages Berlin to note he is going to send an extra 25% of the German First Army's men, on top of what was already requested, back east for service on the Russian front. "The remaining soldaten are more than enough to bring a swift end to the war in the West, and we will be marching down the Champs-Élysées in a week!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24562031)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Cordovan azn sanctuary

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778465)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Comical up-to-no-good coffee pot mediation

this thread is overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24562105)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Boyish field kitty cat

(owl doodolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24562166)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: Canary double fault factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24565436)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:26 PM
Author: Claret vibrant university hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24566037)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Cordovan azn sanctuary

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778469)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:11 PM
Author: hilarious stag film

cr, just another xo aspie dweeb circlejerk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24565949)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:12 PM
Author: Supple jet ceo piazza

BEEP BEEP BEEP CONTRARIAN OPINION BEEP BEEP BEEP EDGY AND COOL BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24580391)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: vigorous library

Plz bring back this schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25879481)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Seedy Aggressive Fortuitous Meteor Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27107669)



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Date: November 16th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31923688)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: brass international law enforcement agency

reddit-style crap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32929796)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:25 AM
Author: high-end shitlib

wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249198)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:21 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

September 1, 1983 - John Jacob Stanton Rudolph smirks and shakes his head whimsically at the portraits of his ancestors hanging on the wall of his Manhattan apartment as he hurries out the door to JFK, en route to Seoul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24563405)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: burgundy mother stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24572968)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Startled public bath hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32917172)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:26 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

1184 BC - Rudolppissis of Troy tells the assembled elders "well, if you assholes don't want it, I'm taking it home. Open the gates!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24565313)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:37 PM
Author: erotic wild reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24565377)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Charcoal frisky heaven people who are hurt

i'm dying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571734)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: erotic wild reading party

this might be my all time favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24572678)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: high-end shitlib

I think so too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249083)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Claret vibrant university hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24616910)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: Razzle coral quadroon senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26708108)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Startled public bath hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32917176)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:28 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#39707580)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249085)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:59 PM
Author: erotic wild reading party

In 1846 Rudolph Donner, after consulting with a drunken Sioux outside a saloon, assures his companions that the California Trail takes far too long. "You guys, this redskin just told me about an old Indian trail that's soooo much quicker."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24565528)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: Cordovan azn sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778506)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249090)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:07 PM
Author: electric sick hall

Benghazi: September 11th, 2012

Diplomatic Attache, Kyle Bender Rudolph, when asked by confidant, Ambassador J. Christopher Stevens ,if they should leave through the back door where the waiting armored car was waiting, replied No, sir..just sit tight, the Marines are almost here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24565927)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:24 PM
Author: Charismatic Hideous Potus

May 18, 1980, 8:32 AM: USGS geologist Rudolph Johnston, relaxing on a secluded ridge in the Cascades, sends a fateful radio message: "VANCOUVER! VANCOUVER! This is just a minor tremor, nothing to worry about here faggots."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24566030)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Boyish field kitty cat

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24569638)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: erotic wild reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24569475)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: dead principal's office half-breed

September 11, 2001. Ziah bin-Rudolph storms the cockpit of a plane bound for SFO from Newark. He exclaims "These pussy Americans will sit back in their seats and die, better watch out Bush. I'm coming for that ass"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24569624)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: adventurous trailer park

November 1, 2013: This cryptocurrency is a fad. No way BTC/LTC becomes mainstream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24569637)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: fantasy-prone cracking affirmative action rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25414809)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34792454)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Rambunctious pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34792489)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249097)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:46 PM
Author: twinkling contagious organic girlfriend

btc closed at $1,078.28 the date this was poasted. nocoiners celebrated as btc crashed later this month and went back below four figures, where it remained until 2017.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#44156061)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:43 PM
Author: Spectacular sooty crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#46031819)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:54 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

1928 - Taras Pyotr Rudolvschenko assures his family that "Comrade Stalin's Plan" would bring their Kharkiv farm "uninterrupted bounty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24570990)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Cordovan azn sanctuary

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778517)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249106)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:26 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

216 BC - Commodus Gaius Rudolphicanus senses the Carthaginian troops led by Hannibal are weak in the center of their lines, and gleefully presses his advantage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571237)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Claret vibrant university hissy fit

lol i literally came here to do this exact one, well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24616914)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Office

lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34930031)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:54 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38344681)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: high-end shitlib

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249104)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Pearl Underhanded Son Of Senegal Famous Landscape Painting

December 7, 1941 Kermit Rudolph receives a radar operator report of a large flight of planes on their way to Pearl Harbor, and determines not to worry because those are our B-17s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571246)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249110)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:44 PM
Author: Spectacular sooty crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#46031822)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:46 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

April, 1939 - Minister de Guerre Jean Phillipe de Roudolphe gives a rousing speech to the assembled nobles at his Paris manse, emphatically declaring how "our brother Maginot's line is impenetrable and unflankable, and no Frenchman will ever surrender."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571381)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: Startled public bath hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32917159)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Magenta point psychic

June 24, 1812 - Rudolpheon Bonaparte marches his Grand Armée across the Neman River, beginning his invasion of Russia. He was overheard advising his generals "This campaign shouldn't take too long, go ahead and pack lightly. Summertime in Moscow!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571417)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

73 - Rudolphus ben-Yair spits at the Roman soldiers hundreds of yards below, delighted that those goyim shitheads had no way of scaling Masada's walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571448)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:00 AM
Author: Boyish field kitty cat

October 1, 1908 -- Detroit industrialist Alexander S. Rudolph mocks Henry Ford's newest production, branding it the "Model TTT" in a press conference announcing his new investment plan: going "all in" on the steam carriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571515)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Pearl Underhanded Son Of Senegal Famous Landscape Painting

Lol at model TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571597)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: Curious station

literally cackling/screeching with laughter at that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913702)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:14 AM
Author: erotic wild reading party

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24572682)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: ocher bearded party of the first part sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913616)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249116)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

950 BC (est) - Rudlakshmi Kaurava, overlooking the fields at Dharmakshetra, predicts a quick and bloodless victory for his side, once his "dumbass cousin Arjuna quits making useless small talk with that prole blue-skin charioteer."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571686)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:32 AM
Author: well-lubricated aromatic nibblets area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24572463)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

1896 - Karthik Rudopjee, columnist for the Times of India, predicts that the newfangled "water closet will indubitably replace the street as every Hindustani household's toilet of choice" within the decade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571699)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:31 AM
Author: well-lubricated aromatic nibblets area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24572458)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: territorial motley gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27610902)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: Curious station

LOOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32929233)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249125)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: excitant primrose kitchen pozpig

September, 1978: Rudolph "Pop" Herring selects Leroy Smith for the varsity squad, declaring that #23 will never amount to anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571747)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Cordovan azn sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778541)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:43 AM
Author: startling native

August 29, 1992 -- Noted foreign terrorist Rudlfo 'Rudy' Rane, AKA 'The Rane of Terror' is confronted by former police officer John Cutter while attempting to make an escape from custody aboard a commercial jet airliner. Advised by Cutter to pick a consistent strategy in the chance game of roulette, Rane responded, "No thanks, I'm going to stick with always betting on red."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571771)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:18 PM
Author: exhilarant free-loading tattoo selfie

No bumps in almost 8 years!!!! I love this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#43296975)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

1013 - Gunnar Rudalfarsson sleeps easy, figuring the sons and brothers of the man he killed outside last week's Althing will just "let it go."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571883)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:31 AM
Author: well-lubricated aromatic nibblets area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24572457)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:19 AM
Author: erotic wild reading party

1984, Stu Rudolph, General Manager of the Portland Trailblazers, argues vehemently for drafting Sam Bowie with the second pick in the draft. "You can't teach height, gentleman".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24572701)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:23 AM
Author: electric sick hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24572716)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: Boyish field kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24616892)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:36 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Chapel Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24628043)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249124)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:24 AM
Author: electric sick hall

this is going to be a thousand post thread. all of them good...because, you know, you cant teach rudolph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24572719)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: erotic wild reading party

freeing the rudolph meme from the space limitations of thread titles has been great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24572878)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:09 AM
Author: wonderful den

April 21, 1491 - Jose Tavares Rudolpha, advisor to King John II of Portugal, pens his recommendation to deny funding to an upstart Genoa sailor trying to find a new route to India. Reasoning that the voyage would inevitably fail, Rudolpha ends his screed "let the fool sail off the edge of the fucking world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24572893)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:13 AM
Author: erotic wild reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24572912)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling flirting trump supporter whorehouse

i loved this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24580509)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:33 AM
Author: wonderful den

ty brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24617214)



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Date: June 3rd, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25682449)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:19 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249129)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:18 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

1958 - Joao Gilberto do Rudolphinho, assistant manager to the Brazilian national soccer team, argues for leaving the teenaged Pele off the squad headed to Sweden, vehemently asserting that "he's just too young to make an impact this year."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24572951)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:20 AM
Author: well-lubricated aromatic nibblets area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24572958)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: erotic wild reading party

1971 Ford Project Manager Chuck Rudolph demands extra leg room for rear passengers in the upcoming Pinto. "Listen buddy, I don't give a fuck where you have to put the gas tank, people gotta stretch out their legs!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24572984)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: dead principal's office half-breed

180

Been there and done this. Don't buy a 2017 honda civic, the crash beams will kill you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24617587)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 9:36 AM
Author: erotic wild reading party

really? that's terrible. my first car was a civic and i loved it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24623922)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Chapel Cumskin

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24627860)



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Date: December 21st, 2013 6:11 PM
Author: erotic wild reading party

praise from Caesar. ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24687824)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249153)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: erotic wild reading party

1813, Lake Erie. British Commander Robert Heriot Rudolph takes a long look through his spyglass at Oliver Hazard Perry on board the USS Lawrence. "That, old chums, is the look of a man who will most certainly yield his ship".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24573035)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26449755)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:22 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249157)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:39 AM
Author: Galvanic rusted house brethren

July 15, 1999. Richard "Hitch" Rudolph emails mrsrrudolph@aol.com: "I can make Rory's wedding after all -- John-John's giving me a lift."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24573040)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:41 AM
Author: erotic wild reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24573042)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

Approx. 9 months BC - Rudolph, the shepherd's son, tells Mary from the next village that "everyone knows you can't get pregnant your first time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24573050)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: erotic wild reading party

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24573068)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:52 AM
Author: wonderful den

Best in class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24573093)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: Boyish field kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24616885)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:51 AM
Author: mind-boggling tan liquid oxygen doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26230265)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: Cordovan azn sanctuary

I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778561)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:38 PM
Author: painfully honest genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32139103)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: ocher bearded party of the first part sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913629)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Startled public bath hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32917179)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: Floppy puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32929793)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:22 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249172)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:43 AM
Author: Galvanic rusted house brethren

From: jbrudolph@princetonreview.com

To: boardadmin@princetonreview.com

March 3, 2004, 2:52 pm

The move to VBB is a go. Who cares if some assholes think it sucks? What are those stupid faggots going to do about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24573059)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: Boyish field kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24616883)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Elite Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24617611)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:08 AM
Author: mewling faggotry useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25842638)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: mind-boggling tan liquid oxygen doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26230260)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:46 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

Approx. 3 months BC - Rudolph the shepherd's son high-tails it for Gilead to avoid paying child support, figuring that "nobody will ever believe that dumb cunt's explanation."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24573072)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: odious overrated corner dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24669132)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: Galvanic rusted house brethren

April 7, 1952

Attn: Philip B. Perelman

Listen, Phil, stop being such a faggot and just sign the fucking seizure order. Those hairless pussies will roll over and kiss your ass just like they did for FDR. And even if they try some faggot shit, the Supreme Court's got our back.

- Harry R. Truman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24573080)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

Mid-October, 1941 - Imperial Navy Commander Rudoroshito Takashi shares his initial plan for a surprise attack on Pearl Harbor, boasting confidently to his superiors that "it will knock the Americans out of the Pacific permanently."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24573105)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: electric sick hall

1996: somewhere in North Carolina

After finishing his masterpiece, a ball-bearing filled backpack filled with plastic explosive, Eric Robert Rudolph turned to his reflection in the mirror and smugly confided. I will set back gay-rights for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24573119)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:40 AM
Author: Boyish field kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24616880)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: dead principal's office half-breed

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26230251)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: ocher bearded party of the first part sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913633)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249188)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

August 1996 - Unaware that he was pursuing his distant cousin, FBI Special Agent John Rudolph Maynes gave a press conference, telling the assembled reporters that the "Centennial Olympic Park bombing was Rudolph's last. He can't hold out in the forest for long, and we'll have him in custody in a matter of hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24573161)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: erotic wild reading party

1787, Paris. Rudloph Jefferson listens carefully to Sally Hemings' description of how slaves prevent unwanted pregnancy by eating collard greens and herbs. "Sounds like you've got it covered---now get over here, you saucy negress."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24573176)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Galvanic rusted house brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24573291)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: mewling faggotry useless brakes

180 for collard greens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25842706)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:37 PM
Author: appetizing zippy sound barrier box office

1908 - Rudolph Feuerbach, reviewing more applications for the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna, scoffs at the familiar name before him. "This Hitler chap has no drive, vision, or passion. Tell him to go back to Germany. Maybe someone there will find a use for him."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24573675)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: erotic wild reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24575536)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

1273 - Te Puna Rudaupai stays on Hawaiki, telling his neighbors they would "just get lost, as there's nothing out there but ocean."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24576658)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:06 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

206 BC - Ruddlepplu-dai, Mongol warlord, prepares to take Beijing by infantry, telling his troops that "nothing is stopping us from just walking all the way there."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24576691)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:19 PM
Author: well-lubricated aromatic nibblets area

R O F L

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24580427)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: electric sick hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24580493)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: erotic wild reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24581962)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: mewling faggotry useless brakes

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25842623)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: painfully honest genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32139127)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:26 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249203)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:35 PM
Author: yapping lilac address giraffe

79 A.D.- Rudolphy the elder looks to the sky in pompeii and remarks "Thats just some faggot ash, I'm staying right where I am." And he did. Forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24580505)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: erotic wild reading party

1593 Playwright Marlowe Rudolph is enjoying an evening of drinking and camraderie in south London. The evening takes an unpleasant turn when the bill, including an automatic 20% gratuity,is presented. "We'll see about this!" he thunders as he draws a dagger from his pocket.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24580588)



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Date: December 7th, 2013 12:15 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

1481 - Miguel Hector Alvares de Rudolfa, Andalusian Jew, opens his door expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24585337)



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Date: December 7th, 2013 12:20 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

1767 - Olamilekan Mbrudolph, carefree Yoruba tribesman, whistles in happiness at his general freedom on his way to "go see what those white savages want."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24585382)



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Date: December 10th, 2013 7:48 PM
Author: erotic wild reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24613148)



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Date: December 10th, 2013 11:11 PM
Author: Glassy dopamine tank

The Family Rudolph is shockingly illustrious. Somehow their tentacles get into everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24614670)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:05 AM
Author: Claret vibrant university hissy fit

June 20, 1815 - Marquis de La Rudolph receives a semaphore transmission from Nathan Rothschild of London, advising that Rothschild would purchase the Marquis's massive positions in British government consols at a slight discount to their then-market. The Marquis, laughing, and confident of Bonaparte's inevitable victory over the British at Waterloo due to the auspicious augury of a crow flying through his window, sends word by pigeon and draws up the bill of sale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24617045)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: hilarious stag film

(antisemite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24617160)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: erotic wild reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24617163)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Galvanic rusted house brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24617497)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: Claret vibrant university hissy fit

April 26, 1986 -- Rudolphka is asked by his comrades to play an impromptu game of "potato," as all of the boys at the plant were wont to do at lunchtime. (The game involved taking a potato and throwing it at one another until one person was hit -- that person would then take a shot of vodka, and the game would resume.) He initially declines, saying that Boris was home from work today tending to his ill daughter, and that no one would be there to monitor the turbine temperatures. His friends goad him, and Rudolphka, shrugging, figures it'll be fine and leave to play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24617166)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:31 PM
Author: Galvanic rusted house brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24617498)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#39707606)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:27 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249210)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:46 AM
Author: Claret vibrant university hissy fit

Rudolphiokus of Macedon, the swineherd, 630 BC, to his friend Diogenes the shepherd: "Look. The kid's full of shit. There wasn't a wolf before, and there isn't one now. Your sheep are fine. Relax."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24617261)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 9:42 AM
Author: erotic wild reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24623939)



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Date: May 9th, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#40180371)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

25 Kislev, 2 BC: Judean rebel David ben Rudolph laughs at his Maccabeean compatriots, wondering how that idiot Judah expected to reanoint the Temple with a pot of oil that would clearly only last the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24617474)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 2:44 PM
Author: erotic wild reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24667525)



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Date: December 14th, 2013 6:35 PM
Author: Glassy dopamine tank

1946: Louis Rudolph Slotin tells Enrico Fermi, "Stop trying to get in the way of research. Tickling the dragon's tail is safe. My hand never slips."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24640765)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: abusive voyeur

399 BC: the Athenian counsel assigned public defender Rudolphicles to the city-state's 3rd superseding indictment charging Socrates with corrupting the youth. He advised the defendant "look, no way can we win this thing with witnesses, just apologize, say you're a gadlfy etc. etc. and we'll be out of here at noon and meetup at Gorgias' house for mead and sodomy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24667560)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 3:44 PM
Author: erotic wild reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24667889)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: translucent deranged marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27602268)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 3:35 PM
Author: white personal credit line persian

1944 - Pvt. Rudolph Slovik: "Now seems like a good time for some R & R!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24667824)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 6:54 PM
Author: erotic wild reading party

I'm bumping to implore the OP to grace us with some more of these vignettes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24900875)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 7:06 PM
Author: Brindle site

you are such a bitch lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24900929)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Cordovan azn sanctuary

Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778674)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

1854 - Capt. George Rudolph Yorkesmythe, 4th Earl of Lancaster, assures Maj. Gen. James Brudenell, 7th Earl of Cardigan, that Lord Raglan's orders were to "commence a full-frontal assault with the Light Brigade."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25409438)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Cordovan azn sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778685)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

2567 BCE - Egyptian engineer Rudlotep demands a more modern, square-roofed look for Pharaoh Khufu's eventual resting place, asserting that "this faggy pointy-top pyramid thing will never stand the test of time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25409464)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Cordovan azn sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778679)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Startled public bath hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32917191)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#48155658)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

1914 - Yugo-Slav nationalist Zivojin Rudalfjovic presses a .380 pistol into Gavrilo Princip's hand, telling his young compatriot that the upcoming actions would ensure a long peace and prosperity for the Balkans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25409535)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Haunting costumed windowlicker set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25414792)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

768 - Jafarudolf, Persian vizier, counsels his daughter to "make her stories short and finish them each night, so the King may fall into slumber satisfied."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25414710)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: erotic wild reading party

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26170195)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 3:49 AM
Author: Boyish field kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26441742)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:29 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249223)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

597 BCE - Reudop, Thracian slave, puts the finishing touches on his prized moralistic short story, in which a wealthy grasshopper is able to gain food for the winter through successful and relatively easy commodity market manipulation, extracting rents from those faggot prole ants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25414768)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: erotic wild reading party

180 for 'Reudop'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26170198)



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Date: June 3rd, 2014 6:57 PM
Author: glittery chest-beating temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25681359)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:05 AM
Author: fragrant therapy hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25842615)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

July 5, 2014 - Rudolph, temporarily aghast at the realization that he has wasted ten years of his life poasting on AutoAdmit, poetically vows that this time really, truly is the last.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25879434)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Cordovan azn sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778697)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: fragrant therapy hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26140195)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Chapel Cumskin

I reiterate that this is an excellent thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26140238)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: erotic wild reading party

TCR. Maybe one of my all-time favorites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26170164)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: vivacious pungent boistinker

June 15th 1947

Rudolphdas Gandhi writes to Pandit Nehru "Give Jinnah whatever he wants. How bad can a Pakistan next door be?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26170263)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 3:31 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26441706)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: erotic wild reading party

Paul George's agent, Jamal Rudolph, tells his client "There's no greater honor than representing the USA, even if it's not an Olympic year."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26170345)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:03 AM
Author: dun striped hyena newt

this the shit i like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26441775)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:37 AM
Author: Chocolate depressive coldplay fan

August 6, 1945 - Taiki Rudorufu steps off the train from Osaka, bags in hand and family in tow. “We have a very bright future ahead of us here” he tells his wife Juria, a slight grin on his face as he tallies up his debts in Osaka. “Good luck collecting now, faggots” he chuckles to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26441837)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:44 AM
Author: Chocolate depressive coldplay fan

August 9, 1945 - Hiroshi Rudorufu receives a phone call, informing him of the death of his brother. “I told that faggot to stay put!” Hiroshi yells. “I’ll be dammed if I make such a stupid mistake” he tells his wife Bokkusu, before leaving for the horse races.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26441868)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: erotic wild reading party

love the sibling angle here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26442417)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

Sibling angle is great, but he should edit to write the Rudolph names in the Japanese style: Rudorofu Hiroshi, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26442584)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: erotic wild reading party

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26442846)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:33 AM
Author: high-end shitlib

both are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249266)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

Approx. 65 million years BCE - Rudplodocus shrugs at the sight of the massive asteroid approaching Earth, adjusts his 15 ton bulk to better catch the remaining sunlight, and continues to lazily graze near the river.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26442624)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: erotic wild reading party

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26442847)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

Approx. 2 million years BCE - Homo rudolfensis gnaws on a tuber near modern-day Lake Tanzania, pausing to laugh at his idiot neighbors for wasting time trying to sharpen rocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26442934)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 12:34 PM
Author: erotic wild reading party

i like "Homo rudolfensis"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26443021)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

LOL. brother, I was going to make this one about homo rudolphis mocking his circa 6 million BCE compatriots for trying to "balance on their hind legs," but when I looked up the timeframe I learned that homo rudolfensis IS REAL, existed in East Africa 2 million years ago, and died out - possibly from not adopting stone tools unlike its cousin homo habilis despite rudolfensis' larger brains. NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26444231)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:40 PM
Author: erotic wild reading party

lol, 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26444354)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 8:15 PM
Author: Milky lascivious business firm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26445432)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 3:42 AM
Author: fragrant therapy hospital

180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26448296)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: 180 Ruddy Cruise Ship Roast Beef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27107567)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:59 AM
Author: Boyish field kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27107672)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: plum trust fund pisswyrm

180 holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27107692)



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Date: August 9th, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Galvanic rusted house brethren

Best "life imitates xo" of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28513253)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: Useless Trip Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28519739)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: sinister indirect expression

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778387)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Chapel Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31698845)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:07 PM
Author: sinister indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34792476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: violent idea he suggested abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31715641)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: painfully honest genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32139154)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: ocher bearded party of the first part sandwich

180 simglitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913673)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32914285)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: stimulating meetinghouse goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32916957)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: peach harsh queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32929720)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:37 PM
Author: Irradiated soggy incel lay

180. Rudolph pwnage evolutionarily confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38119723)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38237806)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:53 PM
Author: nudist base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38344678)



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Date: March 5th, 2020 3:35 PM
Author: At-the-ready gunner mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#39701803)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#39707609)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:01 PM
Author: marvelous medicated shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#40690572)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:34 AM
Author: high-end shitlib

LMFAO this may be the best one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249276)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 2:57 PM
Author: marvelous medicated shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41619386)



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Date: March 9th, 2021 3:56 PM
Author: twinkling contagious organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#42075659)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: twinkling contagious organic girlfriend

this is like the third time this poast has made me little tear up laughing irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#43296958)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:39 PM
Author: cobalt jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#44156023)



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Date: November 8th, 2022 12:04 AM
Author: well-lubricated aromatic nibblets area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#45454729)



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Date: February 19th, 2023 9:39 AM
Author: Thriller Resort Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#45953756)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: big-titted provocative plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#48156261)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:34 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249269)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

753 BC - Rodilius, construction foreman on the new urban infrastructure project, assures Romulus and Remus that work "should be substantially completed by the end of the day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26444588)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: erotic wild reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26527661)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: Curious station

REALLY underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#33086570)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 3:23 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

November 2, 1948 - Thomas K. Rudolph, assistant managing editor of the Chicago Tribune, chuckles as he leafs through the Gallup poll results, satisfied that "no shithead Missouri dirt farmer" would disrupt the next morning's headline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26448258)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: translucent deranged marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28490958)



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Date: October 4th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: fragrant therapy hospital

http://imgon.net/di-3DX4.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26457951)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: translucent deranged marketing idea

July 21st, 1959: Comfortably wearing a pink angora sweater, Edward D. Rudolph, Jr. sits back and imagines the money his sci-fi/horror epic will bring in at the box office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26527583)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: erotic wild reading party

lol. great moniker, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26527656)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: translucent deranged marketing idea

TYTY. Yours has always given me joy as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26527663)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: erotic wild reading party

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26527702)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: erotic wild reading party

2014. Jean Cluade Rudolph, a junior official from Belgium working for the WHO in Africa, uses a series of glottal clicks to communicate to the natives that the high protein content, ready availability, and relative safety of bushmeat makes it a nutritious and economical dietary supplement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26527697)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: translucent deranged marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26527709)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 1:00 PM
Author: well-lubricated aromatic nibblets area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31222790)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: ocher bearded party of the first part sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913679)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:35 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249283)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

December 1, 2014 - Rudolph again swears he can go cold turkey, penning another heartfelt goodbye poast to the legions of misfits that mock his every wager.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=268&forum_id=2#25879434

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26872121)



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Date: April 10th, 2015 12:14 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27664301)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:02 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

lol again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#29936769)



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Date: July 13th, 2020 3:55 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

lol again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#40600788)



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Date: August 20th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

yup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#40785320)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:35 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249286)



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Date: January 20th, 2021 2:47 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4744557&mc=27&forum_id=2

jesus fucking christ, again? rudolph, give your fucking balls a tug and just accept that you really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41792299)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:14 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

January 2, 2015 - University of Oregon defensive line coach Rudolph Aiken draws up a scheme for the National Championship Game heavy on pass coverage, reasoning that his front four would "easily stand their own" against Ohio State's offensive line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27107438)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: Cordovan azn sanctuary

I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778714)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:59 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

November 10, 1975 - National Weather Service forecaster John H. McRudolph radios "all clear on the downbound route" to the Duluth/Superior shipping fleet, confident his models were overstating the severity of the approaching storm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27107938)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:06 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

June 16, 1551 - Edmunde Foullon de Rudolphe, royal advisor to the House of Valois, assures King Henri II that participation in the upcoming tournament is "necessary to sow the strong image that will reap years of healthy rule."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27107963)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: erotic wild reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27286023)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: dashing impressive main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778363)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

September 1900 - Samuel Bartlett Rudolph, attorney to Thomas "Black Jack" Ketchum, reassures his client that "nobody is going to hang you just for stopping an engine."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27109805)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling flirting trump supporter whorehouse

February 1, 2015 - Seattle Seahawks Head Coach Rudolph Carroll spurns Darrell Bevell's suggestion to ride Marshawn Lynch on a 1-yard draw to a second straight Super Bowl title, instead favoring a quick slant into the end zone, arguing that "worst case, it's an incomplete pass and we'll still have our final timeout in order to run Lynch on 3rd and 4th downs."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27248523)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: erotic wild reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27286030)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Boyish field kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27599637)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: translucent deranged marketing idea

September 17, 1944: Lieutenant-General Rudolph Horrocks tells his men of the XXX Corps to stop for afternoon tea. "We have the time," he says. "I'm sure the airborne forces haven't met with complications at Arnhem."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27602266)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling flirting trump supporter whorehouse

June 12, 1981: Harvey Rudolph, M.D. and board-certified dermatologist, was examining a 15 year old female. Upon seeing a mole on her upper lip, he noted to her mother that "while I'm not particularly worried that it may become skin cancer, it's better to be safe than sorry. And in any case, your daughter Cindy will almost surely be glad that it was removed, you know, for aesthetic purposes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28485709)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 11:12 AM
Author: racy ticket booth

Cot damn. Cindy Crawford is almost 50?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28490336)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 11:12 AM
Author: racy ticket booth

August 6, 1945: Ching Chong Rudolph in Hiroshima, Japan. Hey, check out that pretty falling star.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28490339)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: Cordovan azn sanctuary

okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778723)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac alcoholic faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#30193710)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: translucent deranged marketing idea

December 6, 1969--After being turned away from the stage by The Rolling Stones' security, Rudolph Hunter grabs his revolver and heads back, because "those pansies will know who's boss now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28490951)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: racy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28490957)



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Date: August 7th, 2015 8:14 PM
Author: learning disabled rigor spot

1978 -- New York Giants offensive coordinator Antonio Rudolph rebuffs quarterback Joe Piscarik's offer to kneel to run out the clock, saying "Don't be a pussy; give the ball to Csonka and tell him to run over that faggot Edwards!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28504056)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: racy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28519631)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: racy ticket booth

November 20, 1960 -- Frank Rudolph Gifford in the huddle: THROW ME THE BALL! That faggot Chuck Bednarik is slow. I've been beating him like a drum all day. RIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28519637)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Spectacular sooty crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32139027)



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Date: October 20th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

August 2006 - Convinced her alcohol problems were "just a phase," music industry manager Mark Rudolph helps client Amy Winehouse pen a catchy retort to his colleagues "trying to make her go to rehab."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#29005857)



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Date: October 20th, 2015 12:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling flirting trump supporter whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#29005883)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: Talented Embarrassed To The Bone Feces

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#29695310)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author:  Maize Theatre

July 14, 2015: During a meeting to discuss campaign strategy, Steven Rudolph Jr. assures Jeb Bush that Donald Trump's unexpected surge in the polls could only be a good thing for the campaign and should be allowed to play out.

"Don't worry, our fundamentals are far better than Trump's," he says, while opening a Five-Hour Energy for another late night of work. "Besides, other than immigration, what can he even attack us on?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#29936927)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: well-lubricated aromatic nibblets area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#30193671)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31474025)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: naked titillating parlor old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31780893)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32129502)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:37 AM
Author: high-end shitlib

LMAO 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249307)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:51 PM
Author: well-lubricated aromatic nibblets area

December 13th, 1963 New Bedford, Mass.

Rudolph Hathaway, several years after receiving stock in the Berkshire Hathaway Textile company after his family's mill was acquired, decides to dispose of his entire stake, amounting to 3% of the outstanding shares, on the open marketplace at $19.50.

When questioned by his broker, Hathaway cited that he was uncomfortable with the recent change in the management of the company and that he was skeptical of the new leadership's attempt to diversify into the life insurance business: "What's this failing textile company gonna do in the long term? That new young Buffett guy who just took it over is probably gonna run it into the ground - he doesn't even have experience in the rag trade!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#30193696)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: naked titillating parlor old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31780903)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Startled public bath hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32917200)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:38 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249317)



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Date: September 14th, 2016 11:03 AM
Author:  bipolar masturbator really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31404625)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 2:11 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

New England 27, Houston 0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31472661)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 4:28 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Chapel Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31698841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: Beta bonkers tanning salon toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31791598)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

November 4, 2016 - Clinton campaign field office manager Jeff Rudolph contentedly sips a latte in his Philadelphia operations center, the latest polls affirming that his white Rust Belt audience considered racism and misogyny a more compelling message than their own economic wellbeing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31918493)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

November 6, 2016 - Staffer JaMichael K. Rudolph of the Detroit field office issues his own report to his superiors at the HRC campaign, stating that black turnout in Michigan's inner cities would be high enough for Clinton to carry the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31918535)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 8:43 PM
Author: Galvanic rusted house brethren

November 9, 2016. Venkatesh Ponnurudolph, the ADA project chief programmer, schedules a series of post-election interviews with the tech press explaining how "big data made Hillary's smart campaign invincible."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32133335)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32133485)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: nighttime institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32139002)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: translucent deranged marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913487)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:38 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249323)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:16 PM
Author: twinkling contagious organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#43296971)



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Date: November 17th, 2016 11:07 PM
Author: Galvanic rusted house brethren

From: Senator Harry Reidolph

To: hilldawg@wjcoffice.com

For fuck's sake, Hill, stop worrying about this filibuster shit. It's gone and those Republican dorks are toast for at least one more presidential cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31937712)



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Date: January 26th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Fuchsia macaca

122 AD: Senator Rudolph irate that Roman taxes will pay for Hadrian's wall, maintains it's an engineering impossibility that the barbarians won't respect anyway. Opines behind closed doors that Hadrian just hasn't met the right woman yet and once he does he'll chill the fuck out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32464102)



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Date: March 16th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: Boyish field kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32844191)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: translucent deranged marketing idea

March 23, 2017: Republican Congressman Rudolph 'Rudy' Haveril of Arizona expresses his 'unqualified support' for his party's healthcare reform proposal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913495)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: Curious station

this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck

shit like this is why i still come back to this boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913711)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Boyish field kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913748)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Chapel Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32929245)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249327)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: dead principal's office half-breed

Palaeopharsalos, Greece, 48 BCE.

After months of sporadic clashes with the forces of one Gaius Julius Caesar, the army of Gnaeus Pompeius Rudolfus has them surrounded and cut off from supplies. Although they have nearly four times as many troops and could easily wait for the rebels to starve, Rudolfus listens to the advice of his fellow senators that he should mop them up so they can all return to Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32929306)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:23 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38925622)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: brass international law enforcement agency

REDDITALERT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32929797)



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Date: September 4th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: Arrogant fluffy antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34134127)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

May 29, 1830 - Rudoquoyah, Cherokee tribesman, passionately voices his support for negotiating with the state of Georgia over the tribe's land, asking rhetorically "What do you think the white savages will do - forcibly march us beyond the West?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#33080020)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

June 25, 1876: Thathanka Rudolanhpa (Wagers-With-Heavens), Hunkpapa scout for the 7th Cavalry Regiment, informs General George Armstrong Custer that the Sioux encampment at Little Bighorn "can't be more than 800 braves, and the Greasy Grass hill is the perfect high ground to mount an attack."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#33080111)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

May 22, 2010 - Papa John's delivery boy Albert Einstein Rudolph audibly scoffs at his customer's suggestion of taking a tip in Bitcoin, preferring hard currency he could spend on beer to some faggy magic internet beans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34792443)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: Rambunctious pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34792453)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Rambunctious pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34792490)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Office

636 A.D. General Rodolphius of the Eastern Roman Empire ignores pleas to defend the Syrian borders and reports to Emperor Heraclius that everything is fine since they defeated Luis's army and dismisses the Arab army invading as "a bunch of weird dorks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34928533)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Office

1895: Italian General Rodolfo Faggieri reports there is "no way in hell" they need reinforcements against "a bunch of niggers in loinclothes" in Abyssinia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34928542)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249329)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Office

1941: Soviet spy Rodzianko aka "Rudolph" reports to Stalin that there is a better chance of Britain surrendering than Hitler invading the USSR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34928555)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Office

1984 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room, a scout by name of Rudolph states: "This jordan fag is a twink. What we NEED is a center down low that can punish defenders!"

2007 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room: Special Assistant to the GM Rudolph Jr.: "This Durant kid is a twink. What we NEED is a center down low that can punish defenders!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34928579)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249332)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Office

1218 AD: The Emperor of the Khwarezmid Empire, Al-Ruudolf Muhammad II sees the NOWAG envoys from some TTT Nomadic tribes sent to "trade" with them. Seeing that they're jsut TTT Nowag NOMADS reeking of goat milk, he kills some of the and insults them by shaving their beards and calls them NOWAGS and sends them back to their khan, with some weird chink name like CHINKGIS or some shit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34930062)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:18 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Office

November 8, 1989, East Berlin. Rudolph Schmidt, tired of his life in communist East Germany, tries to cross the border into West Berlin and gets shot by the guards. The next day, the Wall falls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34930081)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Outnumbered Gaping Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#36628193)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#35716699)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:21 AM
Author: Adulterous Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#35922936)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: Startled public bath hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#36027978)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

May 18, 2011 - French statesman Henri Depussy-Rudolphe audibly scoffs at a Paris street preacher's warning that "Notre Dame herself will burn with shame at her country's acceptance of these invaders," farting silently on the man as he passes towards his office to finish drafting a proposal to assist the assimilation of Muslim refugees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38119754)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 4:02 PM
Author: sickened indigo casino

August 3, 2016: Hillary Rudolph Clinton assures her husband that "Wisconsin is a lock — we don't need to campaign there."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38120012)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:50 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

June 1779 - Rudesino Tilly, Spanish artillery master, assures his leader Martin Alvarez de Sotomayor that Gibraltar will take no time at all to fall before their fleet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38335885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

A/N - in another sim glitch, the names are 100% real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38335894)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: Haunting costumed windowlicker set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38674633)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Chapel Cumskin

Still an excellent thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38925619)



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Date: October 6th, 2019 8:23 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

well, that kills it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38939056)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:42 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#39707324)



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Date: January 2nd, 2020 2:05 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#39365278)



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Date: March 5th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: Abnormal locale boltzmann

February 1, 2020 - CDC's Dr. Messonnier-Rodolphe rebukes alarmist reports on the novel virus, stating "China's coronavirus is unlikely to cross the oceans so we see a low probability of community spread. There is no need for sending out test kits at the moment."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#39701794)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:40 PM
Author: Purple pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#39895028)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:42 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#39707322)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:31 PM
Author: dashing impressive main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#39707599)



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Date: March 10th, 2020 1:25 AM
Author: Pearl Underhanded Son Of Senegal Famous Landscape Painting

January 20, 1347 Kaffa: Viktor Rudolphoyvch, upon seeing his fellow Crimeans fall ill, decides to take a vacation to Italy, remarking, “it’s just like the flu.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#39727370)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:37 PM
Author: coiffed domesticated keepsake machete legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#39895011)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#40042604)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 11:56 PM
Author: disturbing misunderstood dog poop toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#40483854)



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Date: July 24th, 2020 2:54 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

lol. in another 180 simglitch, the moniker autopseudonymizer rach built tagged all JCM's poasts ITT as "Ungodly Odious Bbw."

Date: March 25th, 2017 12:26 PM

Author: Ungodly Odious Bbw

this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck

shit like this is why i still come back to this boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#40653658)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:40 AM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249337)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:48 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

1738 - Rappahannock youth Oliver Augustine Rudolph counsels his young friend George to "just hide the hatchet and blame the cherry tree thing on the Locke kid."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#40690517)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:00 AM
Author: sickened indigo casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41248978)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 2:20 PM
Author: Startled public bath hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41619204)



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Date: March 9th, 2021 3:47 PM
Author: lake school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#42075610)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 7:43 PM
Author: excitant primrose kitchen pozpig

1919:

President Rhudrow Wilson, shamed by being derisively referred to in the media as "Kaiser Wilson," reasons that "another constitutional amendment won't hurt anyone" and calls a special session of congress to make sure it gets through.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#42082347)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 10:17 AM
Author: Pearl Underhanded Son Of Senegal Famous Landscape Painting

November 2020, Dr. Tony Rudolphi assures the United States that mRNA vaccines are 95% effective against COVID-19 infection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#43235765)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 1:31 PM
Author:  very tactful kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#43296734)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:36 PM
Author: house-broken drunken bbw church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#44156006)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 4:21 PM
Author: high-end shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#44180027)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 1:18 AM
Author: racy ticket booth

Feb. 2022: To Be Fair Rudolph predicts Kyiv will fall in 48 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#44182535)



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Date: June 26th, 2022 1:16 PM
Author:  Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#44747499)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 2:25 AM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

September 3, 1968 - Frustrated with their lack of success leading cross-border attacks against Israel, Narud Al-Fatah suggests to Yasser Arafat and George Habash that it would be "much easier if we just turned around and took over all of Jordan instead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#44980446)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 2:37 AM
Author: sickened indigo casino

May 10, 1941 - Deputy Führer Rudolf Hess flies to Scotland, confident that his planned attempt to negotiate with the British will win him the praise and respect of Adolf Hitler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#44980470)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

January 23, 1959 - Ural Polytechnic Institute student Semyon Rudolyovich smugly flaunts the route book for his upcoming trek to the rest of the student hiking club members, none of whom were selected for the Grade III certification expedition led by his friend and comrade Igor Dyatlov.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#45604698)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:33 PM
Author:  hyperventilating twinkling uncleanness community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#45617341)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:47 PM
Author: Violent french chef lodge

Lol at you spending half a day sorting through threads to find this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#45617401)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:50 PM
Author:  hyperventilating twinkling uncleanness community account

Lol It was at the top of a search for Rudolph you stupid kike faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#45617418)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:57 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

December 11, 2022 - Smugly satisfied that it would alleviate the mocking he was being subjected to, longtime XO regular Frank Lloyd Wrongdolph bumps an old thread, reasoning that no poaster would ever be associated with incorrectness to the extent Rudolph was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#45617453)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:44 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#46031820)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 1:46 AM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#46317113)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 3:33 PM
Author: twinkling contagious organic girlfriend

05/08/2018 - While discussing different controller options with a Best Buy employee, OceanGate Expeditions founder and CEO Stockton Rush brusquely says "Look dude, I'm a Princeton Engineer. The Logitech controller is just as good as the PS4 authentic. Ok? I'm on a budget and I'm not paying an extra $40 for name brand."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#46460103)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Citrine national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#46460113)



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Date: December 24th, 2023 1:26 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

December 2013 - Regular Autoadmit poaster and target of derision Rudolph, an aging Philadelphia-area lawyer and losing sports gambler, makes another prediction on the site, nihilistically confident that in ten years XO will no longer exist and all memory of his participation will be lost to the wind like the scattered seeds of a once-proud dandelion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#47208977)



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Date: January 1st, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: massive hairraiser theater weed whacker

Jan 1, 2024 -

Rudolph doubles down on his pre-game prediction that he's "never been more sure of anything than 'Bama over Michigan" by smugly shitting on J.J. McCarthy and confidently stating the quarterback would throw a game-ending pick with 4 minutes left, leading McCarthy to engineer the game-tying drive after 26 minutes of second-half offensive futility, go on to win the game in overtime, and be awarded the Rose Bowl Offensive MVP award.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#47237849)



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Date: January 1st, 2024 8:46 PM
Author: disturbing misunderstood dog poop toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#47237799)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: Curious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#48056942)