Hypo: You catch everything you touch. Make D1 college FB team? NFL?
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Date: October 2nd, 2024 1:19 PM Author: Nazca Redlines
Any thrown football that you get at least 1 finger on, you will catch. Otherwise, you're you in terms of height, weight, speed, strength, etc.
Could you make a D1 college football roster? An NFL roster? Assume there are no eligibility issues and you can get any tryouts and camp invites you want.
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Date: October 2nd, 2024 1:23 PM Author: gtt (gunneratttt)
no. receivers all have good hands. you need to speed and strength to get open, which is 98% of the position.
a d1 receiver would catch 100% of the balls thrown to him if he didn't have to contend with a defense.
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Date: October 2nd, 2024 1:29 PM Author: .,.,.,.....,
cr. every single route you ran the DB would be smothering you. Youd have to stretch the hypo to find out -- do I still catch it with one finger touch IF the DB is also swatting it away, glued to my chest, both arms impeding every ball, threatening himself to intercept, etc?
Even with gorilla glue hands, I dont think you'd be able to catch much because youd never get a clear look to actually have the ball hit your hand.
so in effect, your special talent is wasted by your inability to get open
same is true of "making any basketball 3 pointer". Do defenders get to swat your shit every time? Bc at 5'11" and slow, they would be
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Date: October 2nd, 2024 1:26 PM Author: Florida Surgeon General Joseph A. Ladapo
even if you only got used in goal line situations you would be a hall of famer
better use of the hypo is does this work if you play defense
also unclear if you get injured, if yes then this won't last long
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Date: October 2nd, 2024 1:37 PM Author: .,.,.,.....,
yeah the more I think about it, i dont think an xoer gets off the line of scrimmage. DB bumps and impedes me, and I get tangled with him right there. Play is already over Im mired on the line.
Few times I get past him into an actual route, he's running a steel curtain over me every step. When the ball comes, Im not getting through him to touch/catch except in very rare circumstances. Id be the worst receiver in the league
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Date: October 2nd, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: .,.,.;;,;.,..,:,,:,;.,:::,..;.,:,.,..:.,,.:.,:.::,
i'd ask israel for a few billion to be their iron dome replacement
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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:11 PM Author: Nazca Redlines
I'd be a 2 way player in college. As a corner, all you have to do is touch the ball and you're going the other way for 6.
In the NFL, I'd be more limited. Probably just offense and a limited number of short yardage plays, red zone plays, and pick plays.
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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.
Everyone ITT is too old, slow and weak for catching skills to be relevant. Even if you somehow got enough space to catch the ball, you'd get immediately injured during the tackle.
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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:35 PM Author: 718-662-5970
MOAR interesting to me:
You have magical ability to get 3 yards open as a wide receiver, but you otherwise have your current athletic ability. Current hands, etc.
Id say, with your magic 3 yard window and a QB throwing an NFL calibre pass to you in that window, you still drop over 80% of targeted passes, making you among the worst receivers ever.
And "all" you have to do is extend your arms, receive the pass, and pull it in within about a second.
NFL passes come in something like hardball pitches, anywhere within a square, fast and hard as hell. And you have to get your hands there, catch a firing meteor, and control it, while you are running, and conscious of a bullet train heading at you from ~three yards away. Majority of these balls are also over your head, so your elevating in full fb pads to get your hands up to the right place in like 0.2 seconds.
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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:15 PM Author: oli
"wow it worked!"
*2 milliseconds after xo poa gets finger on ball and 2 milliseconds before an nfl grade hit decapitates them*
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