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A Selected History of the Family Rudolph

2639 BCE - Following a royal audience with Moses, Grand Vizi...
Mint Resort
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759 BC - Remusolph insists that the Aventine Hill is "t...
Black bateful institution
  12/03/13
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Bipolar Idiotic Trailer Park Dog Poop
  12/03/13
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Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  10/06/19
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Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
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exciting juggernaut site
  10/19/21
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Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  10/02/24
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Stirring cyan point
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331 BCE - Persian regiment commander Darayudolsh spends the ...
Mint Resort
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frum comical factory reset button associate
  09/17/15
underrated
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
lol damn how have I never seen this thread
curious cocky cumskin fanboi
  11/03/20
fucking same, this is gold
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
This is the sort of shit that originally got me hooked on XO...
curious cocky cumskin fanboi
  11/03/20
Yes. I got here in 2017 and there is a clear decline since t...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
I found the site in 2014 and it was unbelievable for a few y...
drunken cuckoldry
  11/03/20
Doing the Lord's work, brother
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
it just shocks me that i came up with this thread and wrote ...
Mint Resort
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dull halford
  08/08/22
33 AD - Sent to dispose of the body of Jesus, Rudolpha of Ag...
Mint Resort
  12/03/13
Lost it at this one. probably my favorite.
Cerebral messiness
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Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
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exciting juggernaut site
  10/19/21
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sick pozpig
  12/03/13
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frum comical factory reset button associate
  09/17/15
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confused windowlicker becky
  12/03/13
...
Impressive Stage
  12/03/13
fucking genius
Fragrant lavender kitty keepsake machete
  12/03/13
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Talented Trust Fund
  12/04/13
180
yellow meetinghouse
  12/06/13
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orange motley multi-billionaire haunted graveyard
  07/06/14
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maniacal business firm
  10/16/14
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hyperactive primrose persian rigor
  11/13/14
18000000
cracking chad locus
  01/13/15
gets me every time. fuckin lol'ing here.
appetizing love of her life theater stage
  01/13/15
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frum comical factory reset button associate
  09/17/15
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adventurous parlour
  02/28/16
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Crimson insecure toilet seat dingle berry
  12/14/16
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Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  03/25/17
Lol
electric hell
  03/25/17
...
Cerebral messiness
  04/16/17
easter bump
Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
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Learning Disabled Useless Brakes
  04/16/17
still fucking lol at this
Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  05/31/17
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Chestnut Dilemma
  10/10/17
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Khaki Aphrodisiac Stage
  11/28/17
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Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  12/16/17
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Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  08/16/18
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Mint Resort
  04/21/19
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Learning Disabled Useless Brakes
  04/21/19
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Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
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Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  05/12/19
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Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  05/24/19
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Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  10/03/19
lmfao this one is killing me
Stirring cyan point
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charismatic grizzly theatre potus
  03/15/22
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Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  09/06/24
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Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
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999 - Cardinal Rodolfu throws his earthly possessions at Emp...
Mint Resort
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1528 - Conquistador Juan Hernan Diego Nepomuceno Castillan R...
Mint Resort
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...
razzle corner
  12/04/13
February 3, 1637 - Haarlem financier Wouter Ruudoelpsch audi...
Mint Resort
  12/03/13
loling pretty fucking hard at this one brother
multi-colored toaster
  12/03/13
...
maniacal business firm
  08/05/15
laughed all morning thinking about this
supple electric furnace
  08/25/15
...
Massive marvelous house prole
  11/28/17
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Swashbuckling hilarious elastic band
  12/15/17
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Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  03/06/20
...
Stirring cyan point
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July 2, 1863 - Col. Jebediah Lightfoot Rudolph politely disa...
Mint Resort
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lmao idk how this one was so overlooked
Stirring cyan point
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April 14, 1912 - John Jacob Rudolph III grunts irritably bef...
Mint Resort
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Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
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Stirring cyan point
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October 2, 1919 - Chicago Herald and Examiner sports columni...
Mint Resort
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September 3, 1929 - Irving Rudolph Whitney declares that the...
Black bateful institution
  12/03/13
...
Ruby odious university sex offender
  11/02/16
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at-the-ready ungodly shrine
  03/25/17
May 3, 1937 - John Stanton Rudolph pauses in his tasteful Fr...
Mint Resort
  12/03/13
lolololol
Walnut spot faggotry
  12/03/13
180!!
soul-stirring friendly grandma pit
  12/03/13
LOLOLOLOL
Irradiated Nowag Hissy Fit
  12/05/13
...
at-the-ready ungodly shrine
  03/25/17
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
This is fucking genius brother. 180
Cerebral messiness
  12/03/13
...
Walnut spot faggotry
  12/03/13
...
soul-stirring friendly grandma pit
  12/03/13
...
slap-happy crackhouse
  12/03/13
...
Azure impertinent really tough guy famous landscape painting
  12/03/13
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Insanely creepy aromatic sweet tailpipe jap
  12/03/13
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confused windowlicker becky
  12/03/13
...
Razzle-dazzle weed whacker
  12/03/13
this is very good.
mind-boggling coral bawdyhouse
  12/03/13
...
Rusted school cafeteria half-breed
  07/30/14
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
39 - Tiberius Antonius Rudolphus is heard bragging to the as...
Mint Resort
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frum comical factory reset button associate
  09/17/15
...
Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  06/05/19
...
Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  10/02/24
do more please
Razzmatazz Lake Telephone
  12/03/13
1974 - University of Washington Kappa Kappa Gamma Stephanie ...
Mint Resort
  12/03/13
This was good bro. Plus we now know you are into serial kill...
turquoise self-centered property
  12/03/13
pure genius being displayed in this thread. 1 fucking 80.
hideous psychic
  12/03/13
this thread should have 100 blank bumps by now. severely und...
Walnut spot faggotry
  12/03/13
...
Fragrant lavender kitty keepsake machete
  12/03/13
...
Twinkling Apoplectic Kitchen Fat Ankles
  08/29/14
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Mint Resort
  04/03/15
...
Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  04/16/17
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
wholly shit lmfao
Gaped zombie-like faggot firefighter school
  12/03/13
*slow clap*
Trip sinister principal's office
  12/03/13
...
Glittery chartreuse mad cow disease
  12/03/13
November 21, 1963 - Michael Rudolph, Dallas Jaycees Presiden...
Mint Resort
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...
Dark infuriating stock car dysfunction
  12/03/13
jfc
frum comical factory reset button associate
  09/17/15
no, jfk
Mint Resort
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Stirring cyan point
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...
fluffy immigrant
  02/19/23
...
Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  03/25/17
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puce excitant indirect expression whorehouse
  03/29/20
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Stirring cyan point
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November 8, 1938 - Munich butcher Shlomo Chaim Rudolph reinv...
Mint Resort
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Later that day - Shlomo proudly unveils the expensive new cu...
Mint Resort
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garnet flatulent new version
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razzle corner
  12/04/13
July 15, 1972 - Weightlifter Yossef Chaim Rudolph wins the I...
Razzle-dazzle weed whacker
  12/03/13
...
maniacal business firm
  08/06/15
God help me I lol'd
frum comical factory reset button associate
  09/17/15
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
Florida, 1986: After rebuking numerous affectionate pleas...
Fragrant lavender kitty keepsake machete
  12/03/13
September 17th, 1929: Rudolph Yarborough III, an aristocrat...
Flesh therapy chapel
  12/03/13
...
hideous psychic
  12/03/13
April 24, 1915 - Determining he won't be walking much, Arat ...
Razzle-dazzle weed whacker
  12/03/13
subtle
Walnut spot faggotry
  08/29/14
bunch of fucklaws here
Razzle-dazzle weed whacker
  10/16/14
Nah it's just that no one likes Armenians
frum comical factory reset button associate
  09/17/15
...
Histrionic personal credit line alpha
  09/17/15
oh man
Ruby odious university sex offender
  11/02/16
...
at-the-ready ungodly shrine
  03/25/17
...
garnet flatulent new version
  11/03/20
...
Impressive Stage
  12/03/13
180 concept, 180 execution, 180 thread
nighttime galvanic rehab
  12/03/13
...
Fragrant lavender kitty keepsake machete
  12/03/13
...
Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  03/25/17
One of the most (if not THE most) enjoyable threads I've eve...
hideous psychic
  12/03/13
...
Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  03/27/17
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
April 10, 1912, Sir William Rudolph Hemsley III, a famous sh...
turquoise self-centered property
  12/03/13
Did you seriously Rudolph the Rudolph thread? Someone alread...
Black bateful institution
  12/03/13
I searched titanic bro and got nothing before I posted. So, ...
turquoise self-centered property
  12/03/13
...
Mint Resort
  12/03/13
brother, i've always enjoyed it when you've joined in on the...
hideous psychic
  12/03/13
ty bro.
turquoise self-centered property
  12/03/13
...
Walnut spot faggotry
  12/03/13
180
vivacious hateful library
  12/04/13
...
Bearded home
  12/12/13
...
Twinkling Apoplectic Kitchen Fat Ankles
  08/29/14
79 AD - While traveling, Rudolphus decides to spend the nigh...
Talented Trust Fund
  12/03/13
...
garnet flatulent new version
  12/03/13
LOL bro. I give you props for sticking to your retarded scht...
turquoise self-centered property
  12/03/13
...
Walnut spot faggotry
  12/03/13
...
frum comical factory reset button associate
  09/17/15
...
Floppy bisexual state
  07/31/20
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
December 3, 2013 - Rudolph doesn't bother taking two minutes...
Mint Resort
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hideous psychic
  12/03/13
...
Walnut spot faggotry
  12/03/13
...
big navy affirmative action
  12/05/13
Underrated
frum comical factory reset button associate
  09/17/15
Criminally underratted
Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  03/25/17
...
electric hell
  03/25/17
...
Walnut spot faggotry
  03/25/17
...
Lascivious orchid codepig
  02/08/18
...
Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  03/06/20
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
...
umber boyish stead
  10/19/21
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umber boyish stead
  03/15/22
...
umber boyish stead
  11/19/22
April 8, 1942 - After being taken prisoner of war outside Ma...
Mint Resort
  12/03/13
180
Wonderful smoky stag film
  07/06/14
...
geriatric nubile sanctuary boistinker
  08/14/20
audibly laughing at this
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
September 10, 2001, Lt. Rudolph Jones (ret.), gay lover of K...
Saffron diverse lodge partner
  12/03/13
Did you mean 2001 bro?
turquoise self-centered property
  12/03/13
lol edited for historical accuracy. who can keep up with all...
Saffron diverse lodge partner
  12/03/13
4481 BC - Assistant Chief Engineer Rub el-Daf drafts a list ...
Mint Resort
  12/03/13
...
frum comical factory reset button associate
  09/17/15
...
at-the-ready ungodly shrine
  03/25/17
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
...
opaque exhilarant corn cake ceo
  12/03/13
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=6...
Mint Resort
  12/03/13
haha...didn't get that one at the time, but i like mine bett...
opaque exhilarant corn cake ceo
  12/03/13
How did you not get that one, considering you knew the exact...
Mint Resort
  12/03/13
i used wikipedia to figure that out as i was writing it
opaque exhilarant corn cake ceo
  12/03/13
fair. either way ty for your contributing efforts to my rud...
Mint Resort
  12/03/13
it's a great thread. i'll come up with a new contribution
opaque exhilarant corn cake ceo
  12/03/13
Ford Theater: Washington DC 1865 Gustus Rudolphe, displea...
Fragrant lavender kitty keepsake machete
  12/03/13
March 3, 1991 - LAPD Sergeant Robert "Scrappy Bob"...
Mint Resort
  12/03/13
...
frum comical factory reset button associate
  09/17/15
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
...
Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  10/02/24
November 17, 1968 - NBC producer Ernie T. Rudolph, irritated...
Mint Resort
  12/03/13
This is really good bro. I am legit impressed.
turquoise self-centered property
  12/03/13
...
hideous psychic
  12/21/13
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
April 18, 1775 - Rear Admiral George Septimus Rudolph, 26-ye...
Mint Resort
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...
Talented Trust Fund
  12/03/13
180
Spectacular lay digit ratio
  06/07/14
...
Lemon turdskin
  11/13/14
...
Floppy bisexual state
  07/31/20
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
...
garnet flatulent new version
  11/03/20
July 11, 1995 Srebenica native Edin Rudolfic assures his ...
Walnut spot faggotry
  12/03/13
...
Mint Resort
  01/13/15
...
at-the-ready ungodly shrine
  03/25/17
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
3967 BC - Radafa hugs her sister goodbye, saying "Lot w...
Mint Resort
  12/03/13
...
frum comical factory reset button associate
  09/17/15
...
Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  05/09/20
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
April 1964 - Norwegian mariner Arvid Rudolf pulls into port ...
Walnut spot faggotry
  12/03/13
Later that night, he follows it up with a local delicacy: ra...
Mint Resort
  12/03/13
August 19, 1980, Gaitan DuRudolph bends forward in a Mission...
Irradiated Nowag Hissy Fit
  12/05/13
...
at-the-ready ungodly shrine
  03/25/17
1 September 1914: Count Hermann von Rudolf und Mutterfickenb...
pearly casino mother
  12/03/13
*puts gun in mouth*
frum comical factory reset button associate
  09/17/15
this thread is overrated.
racy piazza goyim
  12/03/13
(owl doodolph)
Walnut spot faggotry
  12/03/13
...
vivacious hateful library
  12/04/13
...
nighttime galvanic rehab
  12/04/13
lol
frum comical factory reset button associate
  09/17/15
cr, just another xo aspie dweeb circlejerk
rebellious trump supporter
  12/04/13
BEEP BEEP BEEP CONTRARIAN OPINION BEEP BEEP BEEP EDGY AND CO...
Thirsty Forum Regret
  12/06/13
Plz bring back this schtick
Wonderful smoky stag film
  07/06/14
...
arousing pale boltzmann cruise ship
  01/13/15
...
Mint Resort
  11/16/16
reddit-style crap
insane 180 jew
  03/27/17
wrong
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
September 1, 1983 - John Jacob Stanton Rudolph smirks and sh...
Mint Resort
  12/04/13
...
Dark infuriating stock car dysfunction
  12/05/13
...
at-the-ready ungodly shrine
  03/25/17
1184 BC - Rudolppissis of Troy tells the assembled elders &q...
Mint Resort
  12/04/13
...
hideous psychic
  12/04/13
i'm dying
Soggy roast beef
  12/05/13
this might be my all time favorite
hideous psychic
  12/05/13
I think so too
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
...
nighttime galvanic rehab
  12/11/13
...
Lemon turdskin
  11/13/14
...
at-the-ready ungodly shrine
  03/25/17
...
Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  03/06/20
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
In 1846 Rudolph Donner, after consulting with a drunken Siou...
hideous psychic
  12/04/13
...
frum comical factory reset button associate
  09/17/15
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
Benghazi: September 11th, 2012 Diplomatic Attache, Kyle B...
Fragrant lavender kitty keepsake machete
  12/04/13
May 18, 1980, 8:32 AM: USGS geologist Rudolph Johnston, rela...
provocative jet-lagged legal warrant indian lodge
  12/04/13
lol
Walnut spot faggotry
  12/04/13
...
hideous psychic
  12/04/13
September 11, 2001. Ziah bin-Rudolph storms the cockpit of a...
Chocolate church
  12/04/13
November 1, 2013: This cryptocurrency is a fad. No way BTC/L...
vigorous olive main people field
  12/04/13
...
Bipolar Idiotic Trailer Park Dog Poop
  04/20/14
lol
Mint Resort
  11/28/17
...
Massive marvelous house prole
  11/28/17
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
btc closed at $1,078.28 the date this was poasted. nocoiners...
umber boyish stead
  03/15/22
...
Rambunctious set
  03/09/23
1928 - Taras Pyotr Rudolvschenko assures his family that &qu...
Mint Resort
  12/05/13
jfc
frum comical factory reset button associate
  09/17/15
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
216 BC - Commodus Gaius Rudolphicanus senses the Carthaginia...
Mint Resort
  12/05/13
lol i literally came here to do this exact one, well done
nighttime galvanic rehab
  12/11/13
lmao 180
Swashbuckling hilarious elastic band
  12/15/17
...
Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  06/05/19
LMAO
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
December 7, 1941 Kermit Rudolph receives a radar operator re...
Rough-skinned national puppy
  12/05/13
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
...
Rambunctious set
  03/09/23
April, 1939 - Minister de Guerre Jean Phillipe de Roudolphe ...
Mint Resort
  12/05/13
...
at-the-ready ungodly shrine
  03/25/17
June 24, 1812 - Rudolpheon Bonaparte marches his Grand Arm&e...
Vibrant arrogant community account
  12/05/13
73 - Rudolphus ben-Yair spits at the Roman soldiers hundreds...
Mint Resort
  12/05/13
October 1, 1908 -- Detroit industrialist Alexander S. Rudolp...
Walnut spot faggotry
  12/05/13
Lol at model TTT.
Rough-skinned national puppy
  12/05/13
literally cackling/screeching with laughter at that
Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  03/25/17
nice
hideous psychic
  12/05/13
...
violent bistre philosopher-king
  03/25/17
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
950 BC (est) - Rudlakshmi Kaurava, overlooking the fields at...
Mint Resort
  12/05/13
180
Cerebral messiness
  12/05/13
1896 - Karthik Rudopjee, columnist for the Times of India, p...
Mint Resort
  12/05/13
180
Cerebral messiness
  12/05/13
...
Charcoal Athletic Conference Fortuitous Meteor
  04/03/15
LOOOOOOOOL
Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  03/27/17
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
September, 1978: Rudolph "Pop" Herring selects Ler...
stubborn people who are hurt
  12/05/13
...
frum comical factory reset button associate
  09/17/15
August 29, 1992 -- Noted foreign terrorist Rudlfo 'Rudy' Ran...
dashing burgundy mexican
  12/05/13
No bumps in almost 8 years!!!! I love this one.
thriller den
  10/19/21
1013 - Gunnar Rudalfarsson sleeps easy, figuring the sons an...
Mint Resort
  12/05/13
180
Cerebral messiness
  12/05/13
1984, Stu Rudolph, General Manager of the Portland Trailblaz...
hideous psychic
  12/05/13
...
Fragrant lavender kitty keepsake machete
  12/05/13
...
Walnut spot faggotry
  12/11/13
...
turquoise self-centered property
  12/12/13
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
this is going to be a thousand post thread. all of them good...
Fragrant lavender kitty keepsake machete
  12/05/13
freeing the rudolph meme from the space limitations of threa...
hideous psychic
  12/05/13
April 21, 1491 - Jose Tavares Rudolpha, advisor to King John...
confused windowlicker becky
  12/05/13
...
hideous psychic
  12/05/13
i loved this one
copper church building
  12/06/13
ty brother
confused windowlicker becky
  12/11/13
180
Mint Resort
  06/03/14
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
1958 - Joao Gilberto do Rudolphinho, assistant manager to th...
Mint Resort
  12/05/13
180
Cerebral messiness
  12/05/13
1971 Ford Project Manager Chuck Rudolph demands extra leg ro...
hideous psychic
  12/05/13
180 Been there and done this. Don't buy a 2017 honda civi...
Chocolate church
  12/11/13
really? that's terrible. my first car was a civic and i lo...
hideous psychic
  12/12/13
Excellent.
turquoise self-centered property
  12/12/13
praise from Caesar. ty, brother.
hideous psychic
  12/21/13
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
1813, Lake Erie. British Commander Robert Heriot Rudolph ta...
hideous psychic
  12/05/13
...
Mint Resort
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July 15, 1999. Richard "Hitch" Rudolph emails mrsr...
Bronze idiot ticket booth
  12/05/13
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hideous psychic
  12/05/13
Approx. 9 months BC - Rudolph, the shepherd's son, tells Mar...
Mint Resort
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lol
hideous psychic
  12/05/13
Best in class
confused windowlicker becky
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Walnut spot faggotry
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Twinkling Apoplectic Kitchen Fat Ankles
  08/29/14
I lol'd
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  09/17/15
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Crimson insecure toilet seat dingle berry
  12/14/16
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violent bistre philosopher-king
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at-the-ready ungodly shrine
  03/25/17
180
Passionate mildly autistic place of business
  03/27/17
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Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
From: jbrudolph@princetonreview.com To: boardadmin@princeto...
Bronze idiot ticket booth
  12/05/13
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Walnut spot faggotry
  12/11/13
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Snowy demanding area
  12/11/13
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garnet flatulent new version
  06/30/14
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Twinkling Apoplectic Kitchen Fat Ankles
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Approx. 3 months BC - Rudolph the shepherd's son high-tails ...
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Rose depressive
  12/18/13
April 7, 1952 Attn: Philip B. Perelman Listen, Phil, s...
Bronze idiot ticket booth
  12/05/13
Mid-October, 1941 - Imperial Navy Commander Rudoroshito Taka...
Mint Resort
  12/05/13
1996: somewhere in North Carolina After finishing his mas...
Fragrant lavender kitty keepsake machete
  12/05/13
...
Walnut spot faggotry
  12/11/13
Criminally underrated
Chocolate church
  08/29/14
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violent bistre philosopher-king
  03/25/17
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Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
August 1996 - Unaware that he was pursuing his distant cousi...
Mint Resort
  12/05/13
1787, Paris. Rudloph Jefferson listens carefully to Sally H...
hideous psychic
  12/05/13
...
Bronze idiot ticket booth
  12/05/13
180 for collard greens
garnet flatulent new version
  06/30/14
1908 - Rudolph Feuerbach, reviewing more applications for th...
Beady-eyed base shitlib
  12/05/13
...
hideous psychic
  12/05/13
1273 - Te Puna Rudaupai stays on Hawaiki, telling his neighb...
Mint Resort
  12/05/13
206 BC - Ruddlepplu-dai, Mongol warlord, prepares to take Be...
Mint Resort
  12/05/13
R O F L
Cerebral messiness
  12/06/13
...
Fragrant lavender kitty keepsake machete
  12/06/13
...
hideous psychic
  12/06/13
180
garnet flatulent new version
  06/30/14
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Crimson insecure toilet seat dingle berry
  12/14/16
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
79 A.D.- Rudolphy the elder looks to the sky in pompeii and...
Big-titted step-uncle's house mad-dog skullcap
  12/06/13
1593 Playwright Marlowe Rudolph is enjoying an evening of d...
hideous psychic
  12/06/13
1481 - Miguel Hector Alvares de Rudolfa, Andalusian Jew, ope...
Mint Resort
  12/07/13
1767 - Olamilekan Mbrudolph, carefree Yoruba tribesman, whis...
Mint Resort
  12/07/13
...
hideous psychic
  12/10/13
The Family Rudolph is shockingly illustrious. Somehow their...
Blue idea he suggested
  12/10/13
June 20, 1815 - Marquis de La Rudolph receives a semaphore t...
nighttime galvanic rehab
  12/11/13
(antisemite)
rebellious trump supporter
  12/11/13
...
hideous psychic
  12/11/13
...
Bronze idiot ticket booth
  12/11/13
April 26, 1986 -- Rudolphka is asked by his comrades to play...
nighttime galvanic rehab
  12/11/13
...
Bronze idiot ticket booth
  12/11/13
...
Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  03/06/20
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
Rudolphiokus of Macedon, the swineherd, 630 BC, to his frien...
nighttime galvanic rehab
  12/11/13
...
hideous psychic
  12/12/13
...
Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  05/09/20
25 Kislev, 2 BC: Judean rebel David ben Rudolph laughs at hi...
Mint Resort
  12/11/13
...
hideous psychic
  12/18/13
1946: Louis Rudolph Slotin tells Enrico Fermi, "Stop tr...
Blue idea he suggested
  12/14/13
399 BC: the Athenian counsel assigned public defender Rudolp...
Saffron diverse lodge partner
  12/18/13
...
hideous psychic
  12/18/13
...
maniacal business firm
  04/02/15
1944 - Pvt. Rudolph Slovik: "Now seems like a good time...
Topaz Stimulating Legend
  12/18/13
I'm bumping to implore the OP to grace us with some more of ...
hideous psychic
  01/26/14
you are such a bitch lol
Concupiscible Sable Native Masturbator
  01/26/14
Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge friend
frum comical factory reset button associate
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1854 - Capt. George Rudolph Yorkesmythe, 4th Earl of Lancast...
Mint Resort
  04/19/14
...
frum comical factory reset button associate
  09/17/15
2567 BCE - Egyptian engineer Rudlotep demands a more modern,...
Mint Resort
  04/19/14
...
frum comical factory reset button associate
  09/17/15
...
at-the-ready ungodly shrine
  03/25/17
...
Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  10/02/24
1914 - Yugo-Slav nationalist Zivojin Rudalfjovic presses a ....
Mint Resort
  04/19/14
...
Laughsome useless mediation
  04/20/14
768 - Jafarudolf, Persian vizier, counsels his daughter to &...
Mint Resort
  04/20/14
lol
hideous psychic
  08/20/14
...
Walnut spot faggotry
  10/02/14
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
597 BCE - Reudop, Thracian slave, puts the finishing touches...
Mint Resort
  04/20/14
180 for 'Reudop'
hideous psychic
  08/20/14
...
yellow meetinghouse
  06/03/14
...
Rusted school cafeteria half-breed
  06/30/14
July 5, 2014 - Rudolph, temporarily aghast at the realizatio...
Mint Resort
  07/06/14
...
frum comical factory reset button associate
  09/17/15
...
Rusted school cafeteria half-breed
  08/16/14
I reiterate that this is an excellent thread.
turquoise self-centered property
  08/16/14
TCR. Maybe one of my all-time favorites.
hideous psychic
  08/20/14
June 15th 1947 Rudolphdas Gandhi writes to Pandit Nehru &...
Magenta Address Laser Beams
  08/20/14
...
Mint Resort
  10/02/14
Paul George's agent, Jamal Rudolph, tells his client "T...
hideous psychic
  08/20/14
this the shit i like
Mustard offensive coldplay fan tattoo
  10/02/14
August 6, 1945 - Taiki Rudorufu steps off the train from Osa...
soul-stirring friendly grandma pit
  10/02/14
August 9, 1945 - Hiroshi Rudorufu receives a phone call, inf...
soul-stirring friendly grandma pit
  10/02/14
love the sibling angle here.
hideous psychic
  10/02/14
Sibling angle is great, but he should edit to write the Rudo...
Mint Resort
  10/02/14
tcr
hideous psychic
  10/02/14
both are 180
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
Approx. 65 million years BCE - Rudplodocus shrugs at the sig...
Mint Resort
  10/02/14
nice
hideous psychic
  10/02/14
Approx. 2 million years BCE - Homo rudolfensis gnaws on a tu...
Mint Resort
  10/02/14
i like "Homo rudolfensis"
hideous psychic
  10/02/14
LOL. brother, I was going to make this one about homo rudol...
Mint Resort
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lol, 180.
hideous psychic
  10/02/14
180
big navy affirmative action
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180 find
Rusted school cafeteria half-breed
  10/03/14
180
heady flickering temple
  01/13/15
...
Walnut spot faggotry
  01/13/15
180 holy shit
slap-happy crackhouse
  01/13/15
Best "life imitates xo" of all time
Bronze idiot ticket booth
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Razzle-dazzle weed whacker
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LOL
electric hell
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turquoise self-centered property
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electric hell
  11/28/17
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Mauve Location Lettuce
  10/24/16
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Crimson insecure toilet seat dingle berry
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180 simglitch
violent bistre philosopher-king
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Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
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titillating pearl hominid
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Contagious incel
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180. Rudolph pwnage evolutionarily confirmed
Learning Disabled Useless Brakes
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Mint Resort
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aqua office
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Carmine kink-friendly station
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Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  03/06/20
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Floppy bisexual state
  07/31/20
LMFAO this may be the best one yet
Stirring cyan point
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Floppy bisexual state
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umber boyish stead
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this is like the third time this poast has made me little te...
umber boyish stead
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Carnelian free-loading striped hyena
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Cerebral messiness
  11/08/22
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metal gay foreskin
  02/19/23
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pea-brained peach jewess
  10/02/24
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Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
753 BC - Rodilius, construction foreman on the new urban inf...
Mint Resort
  10/02/14
...
hideous psychic
  10/16/14
REALLY underrated
Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  04/16/17
November 2, 1948 - Thomas K. Rudolph, assistant managing edi...
Mint Resort
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...
maniacal business firm
  08/06/15
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Rusted school cafeteria half-breed
  10/04/14
July 21st, 1959: Comfortably wearing a pink angora sweater, ...
maniacal business firm
  10/16/14
lol. great moniker, btw.
hideous psychic
  10/16/14
TYTY. Yours has always given me joy as well.
maniacal business firm
  10/16/14
ty, brother.
hideous psychic
  10/16/14
2014. Jean Cluade Rudolph, a junior official from Belgium w...
hideous psychic
  10/16/14
...
maniacal business firm
  10/16/14
...
Cerebral messiness
  08/19/16
...
violent bistre philosopher-king
  03/25/17
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
December 1, 2014 - Rudolph again swears he can go cold turke...
Mint Resort
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lol
Mint Resort
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lol again
Mint Resort
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lol again
Mint Resort
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yup
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...
Stirring cyan point
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http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4744557&mc=27&am...
Mint Resort
  01/20/21
January 2, 2015 - University of Oregon defensive line coach ...
Mint Resort
  01/13/15
I lol'd
frum comical factory reset button associate
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November 10, 1975 - National Weather Service forecaster John...
Mint Resort
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June 16, 1551 - Edmunde Foullon de Rudolphe, royal advisor t...
Mint Resort
  01/13/15
...
hideous psychic
  02/10/15
...
Medicated Henna Mood Senate
  09/17/15
September 1900 - Samuel Bartlett Rudolph, attorney to Thomas...
Mint Resort
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February 1, 2015 - Seattle Seahawks Head Coach Rudolph Carro...
copper church building
  02/04/15
...
hideous psychic
  02/10/15
...
Walnut spot faggotry
  04/01/15
September 17, 1944: Lieutenant-General Rudolph Horrocks tell...
maniacal business firm
  04/02/15
June 12, 1981: Harvey Rudolph, M.D. and board-certified derm...
copper church building
  08/05/15
Cot damn. Cindy Crawford is almost 50?!
silver headpube
  08/06/15
August 6, 1945: Ching Chong Rudolph in Hiroshima, Japan. Hey...
silver headpube
  08/06/15
okay, I lol'd
frum comical factory reset button associate
  09/17/15
...
Mewling macaca heaven
  04/03/16
December 6, 1969--After being turned away from the stage by ...
maniacal business firm
  08/06/15
...
silver headpube
  08/06/15
1978 -- New York Giants offensive coordinator Antonio Rudolp...
Lascivious orchid codepig
  08/07/15
...
silver headpube
  08/10/15
November 20, 1960 -- Frank Rudolph Gifford in the huddle: TH...
silver headpube
  08/10/15
...
Rambunctious set
  12/14/16
August 2006 - Convinced her alcohol problems were "just...
Mint Resort
  10/20/15
...
copper church building
  10/20/15
cr
supple electric furnace
  01/27/16
July 14, 2015: During a meeting to discuss campaign strategy...
Jade nofapping gas station wagecucks
  02/28/16
...
Cerebral messiness
  04/03/16
...
Mint Resort
  09/23/16
...
Ruby odious university sex offender
  11/02/16
...
Mint Resort
  12/13/16
LMAO 180
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
December 13th, 1963 New Bedford, Mass. Rudolph Hathaway,...
Cerebral messiness
  04/03/16
...
Ruby odious university sex offender
  11/02/16
...
at-the-ready ungodly shrine
  03/25/17
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
...
Awkward crotch box office
  09/14/16
New England 27, Houston 0
Mint Resort
  09/23/16
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turquoise self-centered property
  10/21/16
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bull headed nibblets
  11/03/16
November 4, 2016 - Clinton campaign field office manager Jef...
Mint Resort
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November 6, 2016 - Staffer JaMichael K. Rudolph of the Detro...
Mint Resort
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November 9, 2016. Venkatesh Ponnurudolph, the ADA project ch...
Bronze idiot ticket booth
  12/13/16
180
Mint Resort
  12/13/16
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Embarrassed To The Bone Tanning Salon Ratface
  12/14/16
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maniacal business firm
  03/25/17
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
...
umber boyish stead
  10/19/21
From: Senator Harry Reidolph To: hilldawg@wjcoffice.com ...
Bronze idiot ticket booth
  11/17/16
122 AD: Senator Rudolph irate that Roman taxes will pay for ...
Ultramarine locale double fault
  01/26/17
...
Walnut spot faggotry
  03/16/17
March 23, 2017: Republican Congressman Rudolph 'Rudy' Haveri...
maniacal business firm
  03/25/17
this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck shit l...
Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  03/25/17
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Walnut spot faggotry
  03/25/17
...
turquoise self-centered property
  03/27/17
...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
Palaeopharsalos, Greece, 48 BCE. After months of sporadi...
Chocolate church
  03/27/17
...
Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  10/03/19
REDDITALERT
insane 180 jew
  03/27/17
...
green fantasy-prone hall
  09/04/17
May 29, 1830 - Rudoquoyah, Cherokee tribesman, passionately ...
Mint Resort
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June 25, 1876: Thathanka Rudolanhpa (Wagers-With-Heavens), H...
Mint Resort
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May 22, 2010 - Papa John's delivery boy Albert Einstein Rudo...
Mint Resort
  11/28/17
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Massive marvelous house prole
  11/28/17
...
Massive marvelous house prole
  11/28/17
636 A.D. General Rodolphius of the Eastern Roman Empire igno...
Swashbuckling hilarious elastic band
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1895: Italian General Rodolfo Faggieri reports there is &quo...
Swashbuckling hilarious elastic band
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...
Stirring cyan point
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1941: Soviet spy Rodzianko aka "Rudolph" reports t...
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1984 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room, a scout by name of R...
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...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
1218 AD: The Emperor of the Khwarezmid Empire, Al-Ruudolf Mu...
Swashbuckling hilarious elastic band
  12/15/17
November 8, 1989, East Berlin. Rudolph Schmidt, tired of his...
Swashbuckling hilarious elastic band
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...
dull halford
  08/16/18
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Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  03/29/18
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nudist brunch
  04/26/18
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at-the-ready ungodly shrine
  05/11/18
May 18, 2011 - French statesman Henri Depussy-Rudolphe audib...
Mint Resort
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August 3, 2016: Hillary Rudolph Clinton assures her husband ...
drunken cuckoldry
  04/21/19
June 1779 - Rudesino Tilly, Spanish artillery master, assure...
Mint Resort
  06/03/19
A/N - in another sim glitch, the names are 100% real.
Mint Resort
  06/03/19
...
Laughsome useless mediation
  08/12/19
Still an excellent thread
turquoise self-centered property
  10/03/19
well, that kills it
Mint Resort
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Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
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Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
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February 1, 2020 - CDC's Dr. Messonnier-Rodolphe rebukes ala...
twinkling uncleanness
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sapphire antidepressant drug
  03/29/20
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Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
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Medicated Henna Mood Senate
  03/06/20
January 20, 1347 Kaffa: Viktor Rudolphoyvch, upon seeing h...
Rough-skinned national puppy
  03/10/20
...
Painfully honest menage police squad
  03/29/20
...
Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  04/18/20
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parlor party of the first part
  06/23/20
lol. in another 180 simglitch, the moniker autopseudonymize...
Mint Resort
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...
Stirring cyan point
  11/03/20
1738 - Rappahannock youth Oliver Augustine Rudolph counsels ...
Mint Resort
  07/31/20
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drunken cuckoldry
  11/03/20
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at-the-ready ungodly shrine
  12/26/20
...
out-of-control circlehead bbw
  03/09/21
1919: President Rhudrow Wilson, shamed by being derisivel...
stubborn people who are hurt
  03/10/21
November 2020, Dr. Tony Rudolphi assures the United States t...
Rough-skinned national puppy
  10/07/21
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misanthropic center patrolman
  10/19/21
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theater
  03/15/22
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Stirring cyan point
  03/19/22
Feb. 2022: To Be Fair Rudolph predicts Kyiv will fall in 48 ...
silver headpube
  03/20/22
...
Adulterous Cuckold
  06/26/22
September 3, 1968 - Frustrated with their lack of success le...
Mint Resort
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May 10, 1941 - Deputy Führer Rudolf Hess flies to Scotl...
drunken cuckoldry
  08/08/22
January 23, 1959 - Ural Polytechnic Institute student Semyon...
Mint Resort
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...
Wrinkle
  12/11/22
Lol at you spending half a day sorting through threads to fi...
Crawly emerald candlestick maker nursing home
  12/11/22
Lol It was at the top of a search for Rudolph you stupid kik...
Wrinkle
  12/11/22
December 11, 2022 - Smugly satisfied that it would alleviate...
Mint Resort
  12/11/22
...
territorial old irish cottage ladyboy
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...
Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration
  05/16/23
05/08/2018 - While discussing different controller options w...
umber boyish stead
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Fiercely-loyal shaky market
  06/22/23
December 2013 - Regular Autoadmit poaster and target of deri...
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Jan 1, 2024 - Rudolph doubles down on his pre-game predic...
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parlor party of the first part
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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:04 AM
Author: Mint Resort

2639 BCE - Following a royal audience with Moses, Grand Vizier and first-born son Ra-Dalakh recommends to Pharaoh that the Israelites be made to work longer hours on half rations as punishment, loudly scoffing "what does that faggot Hebrew think his God can possibly do?"

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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:29 AM
Author: Black bateful institution

759 BC - Remusolph insists that the Aventine Hill is "the most preftigious" and challenges Romulus: "You like that faggoty Palatine Hill, then why don't you get your ass down here like a man."

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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
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Date: October 6th, 2019 8:27 PM
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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:07 AM
Author: Mint Resort

331 BCE - Persian regiment commander Darayudolsh spends the majority of the spring campaign drinking wine with his troops, secure in the knowledge that no dipshit pubescent Macedonian was going to make it across the Nile.

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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41248993)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:10 AM
Author: curious cocky cumskin fanboi

lol damn how have I never seen this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249049)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point

fucking same, this is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249070)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: curious cocky cumskin fanboi

This is the sort of shit that originally got me hooked on XO - there's too many deranged pumo single posts / Rudolph talking amongst himself between 5 pumo alts etc on the front page, maybe it's the election I dunno - even just like 6 months ago I remember logging on and arguing / talking about Civil war in an epic thread one Saturday morning - i could do that on here every day

This thread is brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249108)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point

Yes. I got here in 2017 and there is a clear decline since then -- and it seems that it was already on the downslope. I come back now and again because it is still a unique venue that makes me laugh more than most others, but it's a shell of what it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249145)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:27 AM
Author: drunken cuckoldry

I found the site in 2014 and it was unbelievable for a few years. I make a point of bumping these types of UNESCO World Heritage Threads every now and then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249208)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:29 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point

Doing the Lord's work, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249227)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 3:14 PM
Author: Mint Resort

it just shocks me that i came up with this thread and wrote the first several entries SEVEN YEARS AGO. and even then the bort was on a huge decline from its true glory days of the mid to late 2000s, when there was all sorts of hilarity flowing and much less faggy politicsthreading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41255039)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 3:49 AM
Author: dull halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#44980568)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:08 AM
Author: Mint Resort

33 AD - Sent to dispose of the body of Jesus, Rudolpha of Agrippa elects to go out drinking Saturday night with his friends and several whores, reasoning that "it will still be there tomorrow."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556673)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:24 AM
Author: Cerebral messiness

Lost it at this one. probably my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556840)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913717)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:10 PM
Author: exciting juggernaut site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#43296944)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:16 AM
Author: sick pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557500)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: frum comical factory reset button associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778355)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: confused windowlicker becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557831)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Impressive Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557848)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:44 PM
Author: Fragrant lavender kitty keepsake machete

fucking genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24558234)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: Talented Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24566096)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:33 PM
Author: yellow meetinghouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24580497)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: orange motley multi-billionaire haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25879472)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: maniacal business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26527584)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: hyperactive primrose persian rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26708462)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:00 AM
Author: cracking chad locus

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27107679)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: appetizing love of her life theater stage

gets me every time. fuckin lol'ing here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27107713)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: frum comical factory reset button associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778185)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: adventurous parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#29936779)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Crimson insecure toilet seat dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32139012)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913639)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: electric hell

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913678)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: Cerebral messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#33086115)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration

easter bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#33086552)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#33086601)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration

still fucking lol at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#33440137)



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Date: October 10th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: Chestnut Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34413602)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Khaki Aphrodisiac Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34792488)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:11 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34932355)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#36628163)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:35 PM
Author: Mint Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38119714)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38119716)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38119743)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38223586)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38282461)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38925616)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:01 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point

lmfao this one is killing me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41248983)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:44 PM
Author: charismatic grizzly theatre potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#44156043)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#48056945)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#48155647)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Mint Resort

999 - Cardinal Rodolfu throws his earthly possessions at Emperor Otto III to taunt the Westphalian monarch, warning him that the Slavic hordes "about to overrun his kingdom" were a certain sign of the events foretold in Revelation and the Second Coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556692)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: Mint Resort

1528 - Conquistador Juan Hernan Diego Nepomuceno Castillan Rudolfo y Garcia decides to jump into the local ollamalitzli game, figuring "win or lose, it will be a good time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556704)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: razzle corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24569554)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: Mint Resort

February 3, 1637 - Haarlem financier Wouter Ruudoelpsch audibly sighs in relief, having finally secured his retirement nest egg through the purchase of 16 Bizarden tulip bulbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556705)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:58 AM
Author: multi-colored toaster

loling pretty fucking hard at this one brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557286)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 6:02 PM
Author: maniacal business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28485897)



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Date: August 25th, 2015 11:11 AM
Author: supple electric furnace

laughed all morning thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28621032)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Massive marvelous house prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34792503)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling hilarious elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34928492)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:43 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#39707326)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41248998)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: Mint Resort

July 2, 1863 - Col. Jebediah Lightfoot Rudolph politely disagrees with Lt. Gen. James Longstreet, assuring General Lee that "all our boys have to do is charge right at that there copse of trees."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556707)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point

lmao idk how this one was so overlooked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249024)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Mint Resort

April 14, 1912 - John Jacob Rudolph III grunts irritably before returning to slumber, assuring his neurotic wife that "this iceberg business will be taken care of by morning."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556709)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913689)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249000)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Mint Resort

October 2, 1919 - Chicago Herald and Examiner sports columnist Walt Rudolph predicts a sweep of the Reds, writing "although an influx of dumb money has fallen on Cincinnati in the last couple days, our nine are so clearly the superior base ball team one wonders at the lunacy of it all."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556711)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Black bateful institution

September 3, 1929 - Irving Rudolph Whitney declares that the bull market will proceed indefinitely "as there is no end in sight," that the financials of the United States have "never been stronger," and that there is no more guaranteed way for "the common man to profit than to purchase blue chip stocks now, now, now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556800)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:08 AM
Author: Ruby odious university sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31780919)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: at-the-ready ungodly shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32917142)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Mint Resort

May 3, 1937 - John Stanton Rudolph pauses in his tasteful Frankfurt apartment, ticket to Lakehurst and dinner jacket in hand, to ask the portrait of his late great-uncle "how the bottom of the Atlantic tastes, faggot?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556713)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:18 AM
Author: Walnut spot faggotry

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556778)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:24 AM
Author: soul-stirring friendly grandma pit

180!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556838)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:35 AM
Author: Irradiated Nowag Hissy Fit

LOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571282)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: at-the-ready ungodly shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32917145)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249009)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: Cerebral messiness

This is fucking genius brother. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556731)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:16 AM
Author: Walnut spot faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556750)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: soul-stirring friendly grandma pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556882)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 3:26 AM
Author: slap-happy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557329)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Azure impertinent really tough guy famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557343)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Insanely creepy aromatic sweet tailpipe jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557512)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: confused windowlicker becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557799)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24558098)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:23 PM
Author: mind-boggling coral bawdyhouse

this is very good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561620)



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Date: July 30th, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: Rusted school cafeteria half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26028504)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249003)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: Mint Resort

39 - Tiberius Antonius Rudolphus is heard bragging to the assembled Senate that he was so important Caligula asked him "to come alone" to the royal palace at Capri.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556979)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: frum comical factory reset button associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778182)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38344670)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:20 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#48155661)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Lake Telephone

do more please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24556982)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:58 AM
Author: Mint Resort

1974 - University of Washington Kappa Kappa Gamma Stephanie Mays Rudolph tells her roommate she's going to accept a ride back to campus in the charming law student's brown Volkswagen, as "his poor arm is in a sling, what could he possibly do to me?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557041)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: turquoise self-centered property

This was good bro. Plus we now know you are into serial killers, which is good to know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24560987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:02 AM
Author: hideous psychic

pure genius being displayed in this thread. 1 fucking 80.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557495)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:00 AM
Author: Walnut spot faggotry

this thread should have 100 blank bumps by now. severely underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557820)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:43 PM
Author: Fragrant lavender kitty keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24558231)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:49 AM
Author: Twinkling Apoplectic Kitchen Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26230257)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 12:22 PM
Author: Mint Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27610499)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#33086555)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249001)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:02 AM
Author: Gaped zombie-like faggot firefighter school

wholly shit

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557836)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:08 AM
Author: Trip sinister principal's office

*slow clap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557858)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Glittery chartreuse mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557872)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:54 AM
Author: Mint Resort

November 21, 1963 - Michael Rudolph, Dallas Jaycees President, excitedly recites the local weather forecast to his political idol, suggesting he "keep the top down to enjoy the sunshine."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557982)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: Dark infuriating stock car dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24557985)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: frum comical factory reset button associate

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778298)



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Date: July 19th, 2020 2:40 AM
Author: Mint Resort

no, jfk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#40630080)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249014)



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Date: February 19th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: fluffy immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#45953759)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32917068)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:40 PM
Author: puce excitant indirect expression whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#39895029)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249012)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: Mint Resort

November 8, 1938 - Munich butcher Shlomo Chaim Rudolph reinvests his profits in purchasing his neighbors' business properties, telling them at the closing that they "were running scared like kleine chickens."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24558048)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:31 PM
Author: Mint Resort

Later that day - Shlomo proudly unveils the expensive new custom windows he had rush-ordered for each location.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24558166)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:01 PM
Author: garnet flatulent new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561033)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: razzle corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24569562)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle weed whacker

July 15, 1972 - Weightlifter Yossef Chaim Rudolph wins the Israeli Olympic Trials and dismisses his bubbe's concerns about visiting Munich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24558201)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: maniacal business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28490956)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: frum comical factory reset button associate

God help me I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778743)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249011)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:42 PM
Author: Fragrant lavender kitty keepsake machete

Florida, 1986:

After rebuking numerous affectionate pleas from his girlfriend and lover, teacher, Christa McAuliffe, William Blitz Rudolph, awash in aftershave and overconfidence, casually declared: Babe, I'll KISS you when you get back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24558223)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: Flesh therapy chapel

September 17th, 1929: Rudolph Yarborough III, an aristocrat from Connecticut sells all of his real estate and and invests all liquid cash into the stock market, remarking to his friends and family that he "is gonna ride this [expletive] roller coaster to the moon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24558253)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:57 PM
Author: hideous psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24558297)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle weed whacker

April 24, 1915 - Determining he won't be walking much, Arat Rudolphian neglects to mend the hole in his shoes or bring a coat to his favorite intellectual coffee house in Constantinople



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24558360)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Walnut spot faggotry

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26230248)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle weed whacker

bunch of fucklaws here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26527707)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: frum comical factory reset button associate

Nah it's just that no one likes Armenians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778472)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: Histrionic personal credit line alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Ruby odious university sex offender

oh man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31780907)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: at-the-ready ungodly shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32917155)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:48 AM
Author: garnet flatulent new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249393)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:30 PM
Author: Impressive Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24558489)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:35 PM
Author: nighttime galvanic rehab

180 concept, 180 execution, 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24558515)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:11 PM
Author: Fragrant lavender kitty keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24558714)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913722)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: hideous psychic

One of the most (if not THE most) enjoyable threads I've ever read on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24558699)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32929222)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249010)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:49 PM
Author: turquoise self-centered property

April 10, 1912, Sir William Rudolph Hemsley III, a famous shitlib of his time, books last minute passage in steerage class on the RMS Titanic. If it is good enough for my porter, it is good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24560950)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: Black bateful institution

Did you seriously Rudolph the Rudolph thread? Someone already had the Titanic, corpsefucker.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556709

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24560985)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:57 PM
Author: turquoise self-centered property

I searched titanic bro and got nothing before I posted. So, fuck off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24560992)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:42 PM
Author: Mint Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561315)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: hideous psychic

brother, i've always enjoyed it when you've joined in on the rudolph threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561459)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:08 PM
Author: turquoise self-centered property

ty bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561507)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:33 PM
Author: Walnut spot faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561679)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:44 PM
Author: vivacious hateful library

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24565414)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:20 PM
Author: Bearded home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24627889)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Twinkling Apoplectic Kitchen Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26230268)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:59 PM
Author: Talented Trust Fund

79 AD - While traveling, Rudolphus decides to spend the night at his favorite inn in Pompeii. "I'll order a steak between rare and medium rare," he muses, oblivious to the smoke clouds in the distance. "No one prepares a steak between rare and medium rare like the Pompeiians."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561010)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:03 PM
Author: garnet flatulent new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561051)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:04 PM
Author: turquoise self-centered property

LOL bro. I give you props for sticking to your retarded schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561060)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: Walnut spot faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561684)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: frum comical factory reset button associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778368)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Floppy bisexual state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#40690562)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249019)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:42 PM
Author: Mint Resort

December 3, 2013 - Rudolph doesn't bother taking two minutes to read the thread, employing the faultless logic that if a particular word doesn't appear as a search term, nothing related to that word could possibly be in the entirety of the thread text.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561319)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:04 PM
Author: hideous psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561466)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: Walnut spot faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561686)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: big navy affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571157)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: frum comical factory reset button associate

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778381)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration

Criminally underratted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32916942)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: electric hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913695)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Walnut spot faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913759)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Lascivious orchid codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#35357533)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:26 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#39707565)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:07 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249028)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:09 PM
Author: umber boyish stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#43296940)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:40 PM
Author: umber boyish stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#44156029)



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Date: November 19th, 2022 9:34 AM
Author: umber boyish stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#45516426)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:47 PM
Author: Mint Resort

April 8, 1942 - After being taken prisoner of war outside Manila by Japanese troops, Sergeant Anthony W. Rudolph contemplated the bright side, figuring that he at was least done with all the goddamned marching for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561353)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Wonderful smoky stag film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25879467)



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Date: August 14th, 2020 10:23 AM
Author: geriatric nubile sanctuary boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#40754956)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:08 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point

audibly laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249032)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:53 PM
Author: Saffron diverse lodge partner

September 10, 2001, Lt. Rudolph Jones (ret.), gay lover of Kiwi Camara, lisped to him the night before a major scotus oral argument, "kiwi, don't worry about court on thursday, mr. olson will be so busy banging his wife after her trip that he'll never have time to prepare and you'll win for sure."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561389)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: turquoise self-centered property

Did you mean 2001 bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561447)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: Saffron diverse lodge partner

lol edited for historical accuracy. who can keep up with all these famous dates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561456)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:53 PM
Author: Mint Resort

4481 BC - Assistant Chief Engineer Rub el-Daf drafts a list of upgrades to his Babel apartment he will soon purchase with the cost savings of using illegal foreign labor on the tower project.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561392)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: frum comical factory reset button associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778406)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: at-the-ready ungodly shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32917157)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:09 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249041)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:57 PM
Author: opaque exhilarant corn cake ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561422)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:00 PM
Author: Mint Resort

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=65&forum_id=2#24556713

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561436)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: opaque exhilarant corn cake ceo

haha...didn't get that one at the time, but i like mine better.

i'll delete out of deference, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561452)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:09 PM
Author: Mint Resort

How did you not get that one, considering you knew the exact unusual shithole cities the flight was between?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561514)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: opaque exhilarant corn cake ceo

i used wikipedia to figure that out as i was writing it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561554)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Mint Resort

fair. either way ty for your contributing efforts to my rudolph thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561560)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:24 PM
Author: opaque exhilarant corn cake ceo

it's a great thread. i'll come up with a new contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561622)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:10 PM
Author: Fragrant lavender kitty keepsake machete

Ford Theater: Washington DC 1865

Gustus Rudolphe, displeased at his wife's impulsive desire to leave the play American Cousin early, turned to his insolent betrothed and decisively declared: The ending my dear, you will absolutely LOVE the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561523)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Mint Resort

March 3, 1991 - LAPD Sergeant Robert "Scrappy Bob" Rudolph directs his partner to "go ahead and kick him a few more times, it's not like anyone's watching."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561558)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: frum comical factory reset button associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778457)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249192)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#48155656)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: Mint Resort

November 17, 1968 - NBC producer Ernie T. Rudolph, irritated at the calls already clogging his switchboard, directs his engineers: "Fuck it, game's over. Run Heidi."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561653)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:31 PM
Author: turquoise self-centered property

This is really good bro. I am legit impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561666)



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Date: December 21st, 2013 6:12 PM
Author: hideous psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24687828)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249193)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:39 PM
Author: Mint Resort

April 18, 1775 - Rear Admiral George Septimus Rudolph, 26-year veteran of His Majesty's Navy, dismisses his young lieutenant with a brusque "it's a church, idiot. It's always lit up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561715)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:43 PM
Author: Talented Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561756)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 2:45 PM
Author: Spectacular lay digit ratio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25706096)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: Lemon turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26708104)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Floppy bisexual state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#40690564)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249194)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:52 AM
Author: garnet flatulent new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249414)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:42 PM
Author: Walnut spot faggotry

July 11, 1995

Srebenica native Edin Rudolfic assures his friends that they can "stop being such scared bitches" about the advances of Mladic's army, as he has some chill Dutch buddies in town that will surely protect everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561749)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: Mint Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27109862)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: at-the-ready ungodly shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32917163)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249196)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Mint Resort

3967 BC - Radafa hugs her sister goodbye, saying "Lot will take care of you no matter where you end up. Just promise you'll turn around and wave to me once you make it past the city walls."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561789)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: frum comical factory reset button associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778449)



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Date: May 9th, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#40180368)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249068)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:25 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249197)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Walnut spot faggotry

April 1964 - Norwegian mariner Arvid Rudolf pulls into port at Douala, Cameroon and makes a beeline for the dirtiest bathhouse in town, reasoning no one will ever possibly know if he takes a few BBCs down in Africa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561832)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Mint Resort

Later that night, he follows it up with a local delicacy: rare chimpanzee meat, freshly sourced from the surrounding bush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24561843)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:41 AM
Author: Irradiated Nowag Hissy Fit

August 19, 1980, Gaitan DuRudolph bends forward in a Mission District bathhouse and lisps: "WRECK IT"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571333)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: at-the-ready ungodly shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32917166)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: pearly casino mother

1 September 1914: Count Hermann von Rudolf und Mutterfickenberg, aide-de-camp to Colonel General von Kluck, messages Berlin to note he is going to send an extra 25% of the German First Army's men, on top of what was already requested, back east for service on the Russian front. "The remaining soldaten are more than enough to bring a swift end to the war in the West, and we will be marching down the Champs-Élysées in a week!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24562031)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: frum comical factory reset button associate

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778465)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: racy piazza goyim

this thread is overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24562105)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Walnut spot faggotry

(owl doodolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24562166)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: vivacious hateful library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24565436)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:26 PM
Author: nighttime galvanic rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24566037)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: frum comical factory reset button associate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778469)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:11 PM
Author: rebellious trump supporter

cr, just another xo aspie dweeb circlejerk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24565949)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:12 PM
Author: Thirsty Forum Regret

BEEP BEEP BEEP CONTRARIAN OPINION BEEP BEEP BEEP EDGY AND COOL BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24580391)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Wonderful smoky stag film

Plz bring back this schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25879481)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: arousing pale boltzmann cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27107669)



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Date: November 16th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: Mint Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31923688)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: insane 180 jew

reddit-style crap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32929796)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:25 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point

wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249198)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:21 AM
Author: Mint Resort

September 1, 1983 - John Jacob Stanton Rudolph smirks and shakes his head whimsically at the portraits of his ancestors hanging on the wall of his Manhattan apartment as he hurries out the door to JFK, en route to Seoul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24563405)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: Dark infuriating stock car dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24572968)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: at-the-ready ungodly shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32917172)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:26 PM
Author: Mint Resort

1184 BC - Rudolppissis of Troy tells the assembled elders "well, if you assholes don't want it, I'm taking it home. Open the gates!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24565313)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:37 PM
Author: hideous psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24565377)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Soggy roast beef

i'm dying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571734)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: hideous psychic

this might be my all time favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24572678)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point

I think so too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249083)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: nighttime galvanic rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24616910)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: Lemon turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26708108)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: at-the-ready ungodly shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32917176)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:28 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#39707580)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249085)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:59 PM
Author: hideous psychic

In 1846 Rudolph Donner, after consulting with a drunken Sioux outside a saloon, assures his companions that the California Trail takes far too long. "You guys, this redskin just told me about an old Indian trail that's soooo much quicker."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24565528)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: frum comical factory reset button associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778506)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249090)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:07 PM
Author: Fragrant lavender kitty keepsake machete

Benghazi: September 11th, 2012

Diplomatic Attache, Kyle Bender Rudolph, when asked by confidant, Ambassador J. Christopher Stevens ,if they should leave through the back door where the waiting armored car was waiting, replied No, sir..just sit tight, the Marines are almost here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24565927)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:24 PM
Author: provocative jet-lagged legal warrant indian lodge

May 18, 1980, 8:32 AM: USGS geologist Rudolph Johnston, relaxing on a secluded ridge in the Cascades, sends a fateful radio message: "VANCOUVER! VANCOUVER! This is just a minor tremor, nothing to worry about here faggots."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24566030)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Walnut spot faggotry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24569638)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: hideous psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24569475)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: Chocolate church

September 11, 2001. Ziah bin-Rudolph storms the cockpit of a plane bound for SFO from Newark. He exclaims "These pussy Americans will sit back in their seats and die, better watch out Bush. I'm coming for that ass"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24569624)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: vigorous olive main people field

November 1, 2013: This cryptocurrency is a fad. No way BTC/LTC becomes mainstream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24569637)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Bipolar Idiotic Trailer Park Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25414809)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: Mint Resort

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34792454)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Massive marvelous house prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34792489)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249097)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:46 PM
Author: umber boyish stead

btc closed at $1,078.28 the date this was poasted. nocoiners celebrated as btc crashed later this month and went back below four figures, where it remained until 2017.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#44156061)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:43 PM
Author: Rambunctious set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#46031819)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:54 AM
Author: Mint Resort

1928 - Taras Pyotr Rudolvschenko assures his family that "Comrade Stalin's Plan" would bring their Kharkiv farm "uninterrupted bounty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24570990)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: frum comical factory reset button associate

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778517)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249106)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:26 AM
Author: Mint Resort

216 BC - Commodus Gaius Rudolphicanus senses the Carthaginian troops led by Hannibal are weak in the center of their lines, and gleefully presses his advantage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571237)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: nighttime galvanic rehab

lol i literally came here to do this exact one, well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24616914)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling hilarious elastic band

lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34930031)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38344681)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249104)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Rough-skinned national puppy

December 7, 1941 Kermit Rudolph receives a radar operator report of a large flight of planes on their way to Pearl Harbor, and determines not to worry because those are our B-17s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571246)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249110)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:44 PM
Author: Rambunctious set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#46031822)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:46 AM
Author: Mint Resort

April, 1939 - Minister de Guerre Jean Phillipe de Roudolphe gives a rousing speech to the assembled nobles at his Paris manse, emphatically declaring how "our brother Maginot's line is impenetrable and unflankable, and no Frenchman will ever surrender."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571381)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: at-the-ready ungodly shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32917159)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Vibrant arrogant community account

June 24, 1812 - Rudolpheon Bonaparte marches his Grand Armée across the Neman River, beginning his invasion of Russia. He was overheard advising his generals "This campaign shouldn't take too long, go ahead and pack lightly. Summertime in Moscow!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571417)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Mint Resort

73 - Rudolphus ben-Yair spits at the Roman soldiers hundreds of yards below, delighted that those goyim shitheads had no way of scaling Masada's walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571448)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:00 AM
Author: Walnut spot faggotry

October 1, 1908 -- Detroit industrialist Alexander S. Rudolph mocks Henry Ford's newest production, branding it the "Model TTT" in a press conference announcing his new investment plan: going "all in" on the steam carriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571515)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Rough-skinned national puppy

Lol at model TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571597)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration

literally cackling/screeching with laughter at that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913702)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:14 AM
Author: hideous psychic

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24572682)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: violent bistre philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913616)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249116)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Mint Resort

950 BC (est) - Rudlakshmi Kaurava, overlooking the fields at Dharmakshetra, predicts a quick and bloodless victory for his side, once his "dumbass cousin Arjuna quits making useless small talk with that prole blue-skin charioteer."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571686)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:32 AM
Author: Cerebral messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24572463)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Mint Resort

1896 - Karthik Rudopjee, columnist for the Times of India, predicts that the newfangled "water closet will indubitably replace the street as every Hindustani household's toilet of choice" within the decade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571699)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:31 AM
Author: Cerebral messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24572458)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: Charcoal Athletic Conference Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27610902)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration

LOOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32929233)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249125)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: stubborn people who are hurt

September, 1978: Rudolph "Pop" Herring selects Leroy Smith for the varsity squad, declaring that #23 will never amount to anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571747)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: frum comical factory reset button associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778541)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:43 AM
Author: dashing burgundy mexican

August 29, 1992 -- Noted foreign terrorist Rudlfo 'Rudy' Rane, AKA 'The Rane of Terror' is confronted by former police officer John Cutter while attempting to make an escape from custody aboard a commercial jet airliner. Advised by Cutter to pick a consistent strategy in the chance game of roulette, Rane responded, "No thanks, I'm going to stick with always betting on red."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571771)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:18 PM
Author: thriller den

No bumps in almost 8 years!!!! I love this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#43296975)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Mint Resort

1013 - Gunnar Rudalfarsson sleeps easy, figuring the sons and brothers of the man he killed outside last week's Althing will just "let it go."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24571883)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:31 AM
Author: Cerebral messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24572457)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:19 AM
Author: hideous psychic

1984, Stu Rudolph, General Manager of the Portland Trailblazers, argues vehemently for drafting Sam Bowie with the second pick in the draft. "You can't teach height, gentleman".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24572701)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:23 AM
Author: Fragrant lavender kitty keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24572716)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: Walnut spot faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24616892)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:36 PM
Author: turquoise self-centered property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24628043)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249124)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:24 AM
Author: Fragrant lavender kitty keepsake machete

this is going to be a thousand post thread. all of them good...because, you know, you cant teach rudolph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24572719)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: hideous psychic

freeing the rudolph meme from the space limitations of thread titles has been great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24572878)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:09 AM
Author: confused windowlicker becky

April 21, 1491 - Jose Tavares Rudolpha, advisor to King John II of Portugal, pens his recommendation to deny funding to an upstart Genoa sailor trying to find a new route to India. Reasoning that the voyage would inevitably fail, Rudolpha ends his screed "let the fool sail off the edge of the fucking world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24572893)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:13 AM
Author: hideous psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24572912)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:36 PM
Author: copper church building

i loved this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24580509)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:33 AM
Author: confused windowlicker becky

ty brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24617214)



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Date: June 3rd, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Mint Resort

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25682449)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:19 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249129)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:18 AM
Author: Mint Resort

1958 - Joao Gilberto do Rudolphinho, assistant manager to the Brazilian national soccer team, argues for leaving the teenaged Pele off the squad headed to Sweden, vehemently asserting that "he's just too young to make an impact this year."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24572951)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:20 AM
Author: Cerebral messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24572958)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: hideous psychic

1971 Ford Project Manager Chuck Rudolph demands extra leg room for rear passengers in the upcoming Pinto. "Listen buddy, I don't give a fuck where you have to put the gas tank, people gotta stretch out their legs!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24572984)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: Chocolate church

180

Been there and done this. Don't buy a 2017 honda civic, the crash beams will kill you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24617587)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 9:36 AM
Author: hideous psychic

really? that's terrible. my first car was a civic and i loved it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24623922)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: turquoise self-centered property

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24627860)



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Date: December 21st, 2013 6:11 PM
Author: hideous psychic

praise from Caesar. ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24687824)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249153)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: hideous psychic

1813, Lake Erie. British Commander Robert Heriot Rudolph takes a long look through his spyglass at Oliver Hazard Perry on board the USS Lawrence. "That, old chums, is the look of a man who will most certainly yield his ship".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24573035)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Mint Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26449755)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:22 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249157)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:39 AM
Author: Bronze idiot ticket booth

July 15, 1999. Richard "Hitch" Rudolph emails mrsrrudolph@aol.com: "I can make Rory's wedding after all -- John-John's giving me a lift."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24573040)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:41 AM
Author: hideous psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24573042)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Mint Resort

Approx. 9 months BC - Rudolph, the shepherd's son, tells Mary from the next village that "everyone knows you can't get pregnant your first time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24573050)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: hideous psychic

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24573068)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:52 AM
Author: confused windowlicker becky

Best in class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24573093)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: Walnut spot faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24616885)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:51 AM
Author: Twinkling Apoplectic Kitchen Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26230265)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: frum comical factory reset button associate

I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778561)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:38 PM
Author: Crimson insecure toilet seat dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32139103)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: violent bistre philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913629)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: at-the-ready ungodly shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32917179)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: Passionate mildly autistic place of business

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32929793)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:22 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249172)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:43 AM
Author: Bronze idiot ticket booth

From: jbrudolph@princetonreview.com

To: boardadmin@princetonreview.com

March 3, 2004, 2:52 pm

The move to VBB is a go. Who cares if some assholes think it sucks? What are those stupid faggots going to do about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24573059)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: Walnut spot faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24616883)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Snowy demanding area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24617611)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:08 AM
Author: garnet flatulent new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25842638)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Twinkling Apoplectic Kitchen Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26230260)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:46 AM
Author: Mint Resort

Approx. 3 months BC - Rudolph the shepherd's son high-tails it for Gilead to avoid paying child support, figuring that "nobody will ever believe that dumb cunt's explanation."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24573072)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Rose depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24669132)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: Bronze idiot ticket booth

April 7, 1952

Attn: Philip B. Perelman

Listen, Phil, stop being such a faggot and just sign the fucking seizure order. Those hairless pussies will roll over and kiss your ass just like they did for FDR. And even if they try some faggot shit, the Supreme Court's got our back.

- Harry R. Truman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24573080)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: Mint Resort

Mid-October, 1941 - Imperial Navy Commander Rudoroshito Takashi shares his initial plan for a surprise attack on Pearl Harbor, boasting confidently to his superiors that "it will knock the Americans out of the Pacific permanently."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24573105)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: Fragrant lavender kitty keepsake machete

1996: somewhere in North Carolina

After finishing his masterpiece, a ball-bearing filled backpack filled with plastic explosive, Eric Robert Rudolph turned to his reflection in the mirror and smugly confided. I will set back gay-rights for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24573119)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:40 AM
Author: Walnut spot faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24616880)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: Chocolate church

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26230251)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: violent bistre philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913633)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249188)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: Mint Resort

August 1996 - Unaware that he was pursuing his distant cousin, FBI Special Agent John Rudolph Maynes gave a press conference, telling the assembled reporters that the "Centennial Olympic Park bombing was Rudolph's last. He can't hold out in the forest for long, and we'll have him in custody in a matter of hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24573161)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: hideous psychic

1787, Paris. Rudloph Jefferson listens carefully to Sally Hemings' description of how slaves prevent unwanted pregnancy by eating collard greens and herbs. "Sounds like you've got it covered---now get over here, you saucy negress."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24573176)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Bronze idiot ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24573291)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: garnet flatulent new version

180 for collard greens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25842706)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed base shitlib

1908 - Rudolph Feuerbach, reviewing more applications for the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna, scoffs at the familiar name before him. "This Hitler chap has no drive, vision, or passion. Tell him to go back to Germany. Maybe someone there will find a use for him."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24573675)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: hideous psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24575536)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: Mint Resort

1273 - Te Puna Rudaupai stays on Hawaiki, telling his neighbors they would "just get lost, as there's nothing out there but ocean."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24576658)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:06 PM
Author: Mint Resort

206 BC - Ruddlepplu-dai, Mongol warlord, prepares to take Beijing by infantry, telling his troops that "nothing is stopping us from just walking all the way there."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24576691)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:19 PM
Author: Cerebral messiness

R O F L

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24580427)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Fragrant lavender kitty keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24580493)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: hideous psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24581962)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: garnet flatulent new version

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25842623)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: Crimson insecure toilet seat dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32139127)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:26 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249203)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:35 PM
Author: Big-titted step-uncle's house mad-dog skullcap

79 A.D.- Rudolphy the elder looks to the sky in pompeii and remarks "Thats just some faggot ash, I'm staying right where I am." And he did. Forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24580505)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: hideous psychic

1593 Playwright Marlowe Rudolph is enjoying an evening of drinking and camraderie in south London. The evening takes an unpleasant turn when the bill, including an automatic 20% gratuity,is presented. "We'll see about this!" he thunders as he draws a dagger from his pocket.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24580588)



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Date: December 7th, 2013 12:15 AM
Author: Mint Resort

1481 - Miguel Hector Alvares de Rudolfa, Andalusian Jew, opens his door expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24585337)



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Date: December 7th, 2013 12:20 AM
Author: Mint Resort

1767 - Olamilekan Mbrudolph, carefree Yoruba tribesman, whistles in happiness at his general freedom on his way to "go see what those white savages want."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24585382)



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Date: December 10th, 2013 7:48 PM
Author: hideous psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24613148)



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Date: December 10th, 2013 11:11 PM
Author: Blue idea he suggested

The Family Rudolph is shockingly illustrious. Somehow their tentacles get into everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24614670)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:05 AM
Author: nighttime galvanic rehab

June 20, 1815 - Marquis de La Rudolph receives a semaphore transmission from Nathan Rothschild of London, advising that Rothschild would purchase the Marquis's massive positions in British government consols at a slight discount to their then-market. The Marquis, laughing, and confident of Bonaparte's inevitable victory over the British at Waterloo due to the auspicious augury of a crow flying through his window, sends word by pigeon and draws up the bill of sale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24617045)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: rebellious trump supporter

(antisemite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24617160)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: hideous psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24617163)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Bronze idiot ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24617497)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: nighttime galvanic rehab

April 26, 1986 -- Rudolphka is asked by his comrades to play an impromptu game of "potato," as all of the boys at the plant were wont to do at lunchtime. (The game involved taking a potato and throwing it at one another until one person was hit -- that person would then take a shot of vodka, and the game would resume.) He initially declines, saying that Boris was home from work today tending to his ill daughter, and that no one would be there to monitor the turbine temperatures. His friends goad him, and Rudolphka, shrugging, figures it'll be fine and leave to play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24617166)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:31 PM
Author: Bronze idiot ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24617498)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#39707606)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:27 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249210)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:46 AM
Author: nighttime galvanic rehab

Rudolphiokus of Macedon, the swineherd, 630 BC, to his friend Diogenes the shepherd: "Look. The kid's full of shit. There wasn't a wolf before, and there isn't one now. Your sheep are fine. Relax."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24617261)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 9:42 AM
Author: hideous psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24623939)



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Date: May 9th, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#40180371)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Mint Resort

25 Kislev, 2 BC: Judean rebel David ben Rudolph laughs at his Maccabeean compatriots, wondering how that idiot Judah expected to reanoint the Temple with a pot of oil that would clearly only last the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24617474)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 2:44 PM
Author: hideous psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24667525)



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Date: December 14th, 2013 6:35 PM
Author: Blue idea he suggested

1946: Louis Rudolph Slotin tells Enrico Fermi, "Stop trying to get in the way of research. Tickling the dragon's tail is safe. My hand never slips."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24640765)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: Saffron diverse lodge partner

399 BC: the Athenian counsel assigned public defender Rudolphicles to the city-state's 3rd superseding indictment charging Socrates with corrupting the youth. He advised the defendant "look, no way can we win this thing with witnesses, just apologize, say you're a gadlfy etc. etc. and we'll be out of here at noon and meetup at Gorgias' house for mead and sodomy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24667560)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 3:44 PM
Author: hideous psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24667889)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: maniacal business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27602268)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 3:35 PM
Author: Topaz Stimulating Legend

1944 - Pvt. Rudolph Slovik: "Now seems like a good time for some R & R!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24667824)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 6:54 PM
Author: hideous psychic

I'm bumping to implore the OP to grace us with some more of these vignettes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24900875)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 7:06 PM
Author: Concupiscible Sable Native Masturbator

you are such a bitch lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#24900929)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: frum comical factory reset button associate

Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778674)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Mint Resort

1854 - Capt. George Rudolph Yorkesmythe, 4th Earl of Lancaster, assures Maj. Gen. James Brudenell, 7th Earl of Cardigan, that Lord Raglan's orders were to "commence a full-frontal assault with the Light Brigade."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25409438)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: frum comical factory reset button associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778685)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: Mint Resort

2567 BCE - Egyptian engineer Rudlotep demands a more modern, square-roofed look for Pharaoh Khufu's eventual resting place, asserting that "this faggy pointy-top pyramid thing will never stand the test of time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25409464)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: frum comical factory reset button associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778679)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: at-the-ready ungodly shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32917191)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#48155658)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: Mint Resort

1914 - Yugo-Slav nationalist Zivojin Rudalfjovic presses a .380 pistol into Gavrilo Princip's hand, telling his young compatriot that the upcoming actions would ensure a long peace and prosperity for the Balkans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25409535)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Laughsome useless mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25414792)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Mint Resort

768 - Jafarudolf, Persian vizier, counsels his daughter to "make her stories short and finish them each night, so the King may fall into slumber satisfied."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25414710)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: hideous psychic

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26170195)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 3:49 AM
Author: Walnut spot faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26441742)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:29 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249223)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: Mint Resort

597 BCE - Reudop, Thracian slave, puts the finishing touches on his prized moralistic short story, in which a wealthy grasshopper is able to gain food for the winter through successful and relatively easy commodity market manipulation, extracting rents from those faggot prole ants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25414768)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: hideous psychic

180 for 'Reudop'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26170198)



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Date: June 3rd, 2014 6:57 PM
Author: yellow meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25681359)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:05 AM
Author: Rusted school cafeteria half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25842615)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Mint Resort

July 5, 2014 - Rudolph, temporarily aghast at the realization that he has wasted ten years of his life poasting on AutoAdmit, poetically vows that this time really, truly is the last.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#25879434)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: frum comical factory reset button associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778697)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: Rusted school cafeteria half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26140195)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: turquoise self-centered property

I reiterate that this is an excellent thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26140238)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: hideous psychic

TCR. Maybe one of my all-time favorites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26170164)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Magenta Address Laser Beams

June 15th 1947

Rudolphdas Gandhi writes to Pandit Nehru "Give Jinnah whatever he wants. How bad can a Pakistan next door be?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26170263)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 3:31 AM
Author: Mint Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26441706)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: hideous psychic

Paul George's agent, Jamal Rudolph, tells his client "There's no greater honor than representing the USA, even if it's not an Olympic year."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26170345)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:03 AM
Author: Mustard offensive coldplay fan tattoo

this the shit i like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26441775)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:37 AM
Author: soul-stirring friendly grandma pit

August 6, 1945 - Taiki Rudorufu steps off the train from Osaka, bags in hand and family in tow. “We have a very bright future ahead of us here” he tells his wife Juria, a slight grin on his face as he tallies up his debts in Osaka. “Good luck collecting now, faggots” he chuckles to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26441837)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:44 AM
Author: soul-stirring friendly grandma pit

August 9, 1945 - Hiroshi Rudorufu receives a phone call, informing him of the death of his brother. “I told that faggot to stay put!” Hiroshi yells. “I’ll be dammed if I make such a stupid mistake” he tells his wife Bokkusu, before leaving for the horse races.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26441868)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: hideous psychic

love the sibling angle here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26442417)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: Mint Resort

Sibling angle is great, but he should edit to write the Rudolph names in the Japanese style: Rudorofu Hiroshi, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26442584)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: hideous psychic

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26442846)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:33 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point

both are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249266)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Mint Resort

Approx. 65 million years BCE - Rudplodocus shrugs at the sight of the massive asteroid approaching Earth, adjusts his 15 ton bulk to better catch the remaining sunlight, and continues to lazily graze near the river.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26442624)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: hideous psychic

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26442847)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: Mint Resort

Approx. 2 million years BCE - Homo rudolfensis gnaws on a tuber near modern-day Lake Tanzania, pausing to laugh at his idiot neighbors for wasting time trying to sharpen rocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26442934)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 12:34 PM
Author: hideous psychic

i like "Homo rudolfensis"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26443021)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: Mint Resort

LOL. brother, I was going to make this one about homo rudolphis mocking his circa 6 million BCE compatriots for trying to "balance on their hind legs," but when I looked up the timeframe I learned that homo rudolfensis IS REAL, existed in East Africa 2 million years ago, and died out - possibly from not adopting stone tools unlike its cousin homo habilis despite rudolfensis' larger brains. NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26444231)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:40 PM
Author: hideous psychic

lol, 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26444354)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 8:15 PM
Author: big navy affirmative action

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26445432)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 3:42 AM
Author: Rusted school cafeteria half-breed

180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26448296)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: heady flickering temple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27107567)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:59 AM
Author: Walnut spot faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27107672)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: slap-happy crackhouse

180 holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27107692)



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Date: August 9th, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Bronze idiot ticket booth

Best "life imitates xo" of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28513253)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28519739)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: electric hell

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778387)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: turquoise self-centered property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31698845)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:07 PM
Author: electric hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34792476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Mauve Location Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31715641)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: Crimson insecure toilet seat dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32139154)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: violent bistre philosopher-king

180 simglitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913673)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32914285)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: titillating pearl hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32916957)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Contagious incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32929720)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:37 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Useless Brakes

180. Rudolph pwnage evolutionarily confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38119723)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Mint Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38237806)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:53 PM
Author:  aqua office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38344678)



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Date: March 5th, 2020 3:35 PM
Author: Carmine kink-friendly station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#39701803)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#39707609)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:01 PM
Author: Floppy bisexual state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#40690572)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:34 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point

LMFAO this may be the best one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249276)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 2:57 PM
Author: Floppy bisexual state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41619386)



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Date: March 9th, 2021 3:56 PM
Author: umber boyish stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#42075659)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: umber boyish stead

this is like the third time this poast has made me little tear up laughing irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#43296958)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:39 PM
Author: Carnelian free-loading striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#44156023)



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Date: November 8th, 2022 12:04 AM
Author: Cerebral messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#45454729)



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Date: February 19th, 2023 9:39 AM
Author: metal gay foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#45953756)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: pea-brained peach jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#48156261)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:34 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249269)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Mint Resort

753 BC - Rodilius, construction foreman on the new urban infrastructure project, assures Romulus and Remus that work "should be substantially completed by the end of the day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26444588)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: hideous psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26527661)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration

REALLY underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#33086570)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 3:23 AM
Author: Mint Resort

November 2, 1948 - Thomas K. Rudolph, assistant managing editor of the Chicago Tribune, chuckles as he leafs through the Gallup poll results, satisfied that "no shithead Missouri dirt farmer" would disrupt the next morning's headline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26448258)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: maniacal business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28490958)



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Date: October 4th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Rusted school cafeteria half-breed

http://imgon.net/di-3DX4.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26457951)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: maniacal business firm

July 21st, 1959: Comfortably wearing a pink angora sweater, Edward D. Rudolph, Jr. sits back and imagines the money his sci-fi/horror epic will bring in at the box office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26527583)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: hideous psychic

lol. great moniker, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26527656)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: maniacal business firm

TYTY. Yours has always given me joy as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26527663)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: hideous psychic

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26527702)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: hideous psychic

2014. Jean Cluade Rudolph, a junior official from Belgium working for the WHO in Africa, uses a series of glottal clicks to communicate to the natives that the high protein content, ready availability, and relative safety of bushmeat makes it a nutritious and economical dietary supplement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26527697)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: maniacal business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26527709)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 1:00 PM
Author: Cerebral messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31222790)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: violent bistre philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913679)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:35 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249283)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: Mint Resort

December 1, 2014 - Rudolph again swears he can go cold turkey, penning another heartfelt goodbye poast to the legions of misfits that mock his every wager.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=268&forum_id=2#25879434

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#26872121)



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Date: April 10th, 2015 12:14 PM
Author: Mint Resort

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27664301)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:02 PM
Author: Mint Resort

lol again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#29936769)



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Date: July 13th, 2020 3:55 PM
Author: Mint Resort

lol again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#40600788)



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Date: August 20th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Mint Resort

yup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#40785320)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:35 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249286)



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Date: January 20th, 2021 2:47 PM
Author: Mint Resort

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4744557&mc=27&forum_id=2

jesus fucking christ, again? rudolph, give your fucking balls a tug and just accept that you really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41792299)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:14 AM
Author: Mint Resort

January 2, 2015 - University of Oregon defensive line coach Rudolph Aiken draws up a scheme for the National Championship Game heavy on pass coverage, reasoning that his front four would "easily stand their own" against Ohio State's offensive line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27107438)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: frum comical factory reset button associate

I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778714)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:59 AM
Author: Mint Resort

November 10, 1975 - National Weather Service forecaster John H. McRudolph radios "all clear on the downbound route" to the Duluth/Superior shipping fleet, confident his models were overstating the severity of the approaching storm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27107938)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:06 AM
Author: Mint Resort

June 16, 1551 - Edmunde Foullon de Rudolphe, royal advisor to the House of Valois, assures King Henri II that participation in the upcoming tournament is "necessary to sow the strong image that will reap years of healthy rule."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27107963)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: hideous psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27286023)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Medicated Henna Mood Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778363)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Mint Resort

September 1900 - Samuel Bartlett Rudolph, attorney to Thomas "Black Jack" Ketchum, reassures his client that "nobody is going to hang you just for stopping an engine."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27109805)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: copper church building

February 1, 2015 - Seattle Seahawks Head Coach Rudolph Carroll spurns Darrell Bevell's suggestion to ride Marshawn Lynch on a 1-yard draw to a second straight Super Bowl title, instead favoring a quick slant into the end zone, arguing that "worst case, it's an incomplete pass and we'll still have our final timeout in order to run Lynch on 3rd and 4th downs."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27248523)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: hideous psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27286030)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Walnut spot faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27599637)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: maniacal business firm

September 17, 1944: Lieutenant-General Rudolph Horrocks tells his men of the XXX Corps to stop for afternoon tea. "We have the time," he says. "I'm sure the airborne forces haven't met with complications at Arnhem."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#27602266)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: copper church building

June 12, 1981: Harvey Rudolph, M.D. and board-certified dermatologist, was examining a 15 year old female. Upon seeing a mole on her upper lip, he noted to her mother that "while I'm not particularly worried that it may become skin cancer, it's better to be safe than sorry. And in any case, your daughter Cindy will almost surely be glad that it was removed, you know, for aesthetic purposes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28485709)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 11:12 AM
Author: silver headpube

Cot damn. Cindy Crawford is almost 50?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28490336)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 11:12 AM
Author: silver headpube

August 6, 1945: Ching Chong Rudolph in Hiroshima, Japan. Hey, check out that pretty falling star.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28490339)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: frum comical factory reset button associate

okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28778723)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: Mewling macaca heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#30193710)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: maniacal business firm

December 6, 1969--After being turned away from the stage by The Rolling Stones' security, Rudolph Hunter grabs his revolver and heads back, because "those pansies will know who's boss now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28490951)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: silver headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28490957)



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Date: August 7th, 2015 8:14 PM
Author: Lascivious orchid codepig

1978 -- New York Giants offensive coordinator Antonio Rudolph rebuffs quarterback Joe Piscarik's offer to kneel to run out the clock, saying "Don't be a pussy; give the ball to Csonka and tell him to run over that faggot Edwards!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28504056)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: silver headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28519631)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: silver headpube

November 20, 1960 -- Frank Rudolph Gifford in the huddle: THROW ME THE BALL! That faggot Chuck Bednarik is slow. I've been beating him like a drum all day. RIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#28519637)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Rambunctious set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32139027)



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Date: October 20th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: Mint Resort

August 2006 - Convinced her alcohol problems were "just a phase," music industry manager Mark Rudolph helps client Amy Winehouse pen a catchy retort to his colleagues "trying to make her go to rehab."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#29005857)



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Date: October 20th, 2015 12:09 PM
Author: copper church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#29005883)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: supple electric furnace

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#29695310)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author: Jade nofapping gas station wagecucks

July 14, 2015: During a meeting to discuss campaign strategy, Steven Rudolph Jr. assures Jeb Bush that Donald Trump's unexpected surge in the polls could only be a good thing for the campaign and should be allowed to play out.

"Don't worry, our fundamentals are far better than Trump's," he says, while opening a Five-Hour Energy for another late night of work. "Besides, other than immigration, what can he even attack us on?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#29936927)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: Cerebral messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#30193671)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: Mint Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31474025)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: Ruby odious university sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31780893)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Mint Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32129502)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:37 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point

LMAO 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249307)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:51 PM
Author: Cerebral messiness

December 13th, 1963 New Bedford, Mass.

Rudolph Hathaway, several years after receiving stock in the Berkshire Hathaway Textile company after his family's mill was acquired, decides to dispose of his entire stake, amounting to 3% of the outstanding shares, on the open marketplace at $19.50.

When questioned by his broker, Hathaway cited that he was uncomfortable with the recent change in the management of the company and that he was skeptical of the new leadership's attempt to diversify into the life insurance business: "What's this failing textile company gonna do in the long term? That new young Buffett guy who just took it over is probably gonna run it into the ground - he doesn't even have experience in the rag trade!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#30193696)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Ruby odious university sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31780903)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: at-the-ready ungodly shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32917200)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:38 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249317)



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Date: September 14th, 2016 11:03 AM
Author: Awkward crotch box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31404625)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 2:11 AM
Author: Mint Resort

New England 27, Houston 0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31472661)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 4:28 PM
Author: turquoise self-centered property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31698841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 1:15 AM
Author:  bull headed nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31791598)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Mint Resort

November 4, 2016 - Clinton campaign field office manager Jeff Rudolph contentedly sips a latte in his Philadelphia operations center, the latest polls affirming that his white Rust Belt audience considered racism and misogyny a more compelling message than their own economic wellbeing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31918493)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: Mint Resort

November 6, 2016 - Staffer JaMichael K. Rudolph of the Detroit field office issues his own report to his superiors at the HRC campaign, stating that black turnout in Michigan's inner cities would be high enough for Clinton to carry the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31918535)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 8:43 PM
Author: Bronze idiot ticket booth

November 9, 2016. Venkatesh Ponnurudolph, the ADA project chief programmer, schedules a series of post-election interviews with the tech press explaining how "big data made Hillary's smart campaign invincible."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32133335)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: Mint Resort

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32133485)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Tanning Salon Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32139002)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: maniacal business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913487)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:38 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249323)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:16 PM
Author: umber boyish stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#43296971)



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Date: November 17th, 2016 11:07 PM
Author: Bronze idiot ticket booth

From: Senator Harry Reidolph

To: hilldawg@wjcoffice.com

For fuck's sake, Hill, stop worrying about this filibuster shit. It's gone and those Republican dorks are toast for at least one more presidential cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#31937712)



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Date: January 26th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Ultramarine locale double fault

122 AD: Senator Rudolph irate that Roman taxes will pay for Hadrian's wall, maintains it's an engineering impossibility that the barbarians won't respect anyway. Opines behind closed doors that Hadrian just hasn't met the right woman yet and once he does he'll chill the fuck out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32464102)



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Date: March 16th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: Walnut spot faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32844191)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: maniacal business firm

March 23, 2017: Republican Congressman Rudolph 'Rudy' Haveril of Arizona expresses his 'unqualified support' for his party's healthcare reform proposal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913495)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration

this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck

shit like this is why i still come back to this boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913711)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Walnut spot faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32913748)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: turquoise self-centered property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32929245)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249327)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: Chocolate church

Palaeopharsalos, Greece, 48 BCE.

After months of sporadic clashes with the forces of one Gaius Julius Caesar, the army of Gnaeus Pompeius Rudolfus has them surrounded and cut off from supplies. Although they have nearly four times as many troops and could easily wait for the rebels to starve, Rudolfus listens to the advice of his fellow senators that he should mop them up so they can all return to Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32929306)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:23 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38925622)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: insane 180 jew

REDDITALERT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#32929797)



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Date: September 4th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: green fantasy-prone hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34134127)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Mint Resort

May 29, 1830 - Rudoquoyah, Cherokee tribesman, passionately voices his support for negotiating with the state of Georgia over the tribe's land, asking rhetorically "What do you think the white savages will do - forcibly march us beyond the West?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#33080020)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: Mint Resort

June 25, 1876: Thathanka Rudolanhpa (Wagers-With-Heavens), Hunkpapa scout for the 7th Cavalry Regiment, informs General George Armstrong Custer that the Sioux encampment at Little Bighorn "can't be more than 800 braves, and the Greasy Grass hill is the perfect high ground to mount an attack."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#33080111)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Mint Resort

May 22, 2010 - Papa John's delivery boy Albert Einstein Rudolph audibly scoffs at his customer's suggestion of taking a tip in Bitcoin, preferring hard currency he could spend on beer to some faggy magic internet beans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34792443)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: Massive marvelous house prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34792453)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Massive marvelous house prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34792490)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling hilarious elastic band

636 A.D. General Rodolphius of the Eastern Roman Empire ignores pleas to defend the Syrian borders and reports to Emperor Heraclius that everything is fine since they defeated Luis's army and dismisses the Arab army invading as "a bunch of weird dorks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34928533)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling hilarious elastic band

1895: Italian General Rodolfo Faggieri reports there is "no way in hell" they need reinforcements against "a bunch of niggers in loinclothes" in Abyssinia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34928542)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249329)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling hilarious elastic band

1941: Soviet spy Rodzianko aka "Rudolph" reports to Stalin that there is a better chance of Britain surrendering than Hitler invading the USSR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34928555)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling hilarious elastic band

1984 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room, a scout by name of Rudolph states: "This jordan fag is a twink. What we NEED is a center down low that can punish defenders!"

2007 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room: Special Assistant to the GM Rudolph Jr.: "This Durant kid is a twink. What we NEED is a center down low that can punish defenders!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34928579)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249332)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling hilarious elastic band

1218 AD: The Emperor of the Khwarezmid Empire, Al-Ruudolf Muhammad II sees the NOWAG envoys from some TTT Nomadic tribes sent to "trade" with them. Seeing that they're jsut TTT Nowag NOMADS reeking of goat milk, he kills some of the and insults them by shaving their beards and calls them NOWAGS and sends them back to their khan, with some weird chink name like CHINKGIS or some shit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34930062)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling hilarious elastic band

November 8, 1989, East Berlin. Rudolph Schmidt, tired of his life in communist East Germany, tries to cross the border into West Berlin and gets shot by the guards. The next day, the Wall falls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#34930081)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: dull halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#36628193)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#35716699)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:21 AM
Author: nudist brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#35922936)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: at-the-ready ungodly shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#36027978)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Mint Resort

May 18, 2011 - French statesman Henri Depussy-Rudolphe audibly scoffs at a Paris street preacher's warning that "Notre Dame herself will burn with shame at her country's acceptance of these invaders," farting silently on the man as he passes towards his office to finish drafting a proposal to assist the assimilation of Muslim refugees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38119754)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 4:02 PM
Author: drunken cuckoldry

August 3, 2016: Hillary Rudolph Clinton assures her husband that "Wisconsin is a lock — we don't need to campaign there."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38120012)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:50 PM
Author: Mint Resort

June 1779 - Rudesino Tilly, Spanish artillery master, assures his leader Martin Alvarez de Sotomayor that Gibraltar will take no time at all to fall before their fleet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38335885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: Mint Resort

A/N - in another sim glitch, the names are 100% real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38335894)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: Laughsome useless mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38674633)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: turquoise self-centered property

Still an excellent thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38925619)



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Date: October 6th, 2019 8:23 PM
Author: Mint Resort

well, that kills it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#38939056)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#39707324)



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Date: January 2nd, 2020 2:05 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#39365278)



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Date: March 5th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author:  twinkling uncleanness

February 1, 2020 - CDC's Dr. Messonnier-Rodolphe rebukes alarmist reports on the novel virus, stating "China's coronavirus is unlikely to cross the oceans so we see a low probability of community spread. There is no need for sending out test kits at the moment."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#39701794)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:40 PM
Author: sapphire antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#39895028)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#39707322)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:31 PM
Author: Medicated Henna Mood Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#39707599)



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Date: March 10th, 2020 1:25 AM
Author: Rough-skinned national puppy

January 20, 1347 Kaffa: Viktor Rudolphoyvch, upon seeing his fellow Crimeans fall ill, decides to take a vacation to Italy, remarking, “it’s just like the flu.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#39727370)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:37 PM
Author: Painfully honest menage police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#39895011)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#40042604)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 11:56 PM
Author:  parlor party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#40483854)



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Date: July 24th, 2020 2:54 AM
Author: Mint Resort

lol. in another 180 simglitch, the moniker autopseudonymizer rach built tagged all JCM's poasts ITT as "Ungodly Odious Bbw."

Date: March 25th, 2017 12:26 PM

Author: Ungodly Odious Bbw

this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck

shit like this is why i still come back to this boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#40653658)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:40 AM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41249337)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:48 PM
Author: Mint Resort

1738 - Rappahannock youth Oliver Augustine Rudolph counsels his young friend George to "just hide the hatchet and blame the cherry tree thing on the Locke kid."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#40690517)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:00 AM
Author: drunken cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41248978)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 2:20 PM
Author: at-the-ready ungodly shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#41619204)



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Date: March 9th, 2021 3:47 PM
Author:  out-of-control circlehead bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#42075610)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 7:43 PM
Author: stubborn people who are hurt

1919:

President Rhudrow Wilson, shamed by being derisively referred to in the media as "Kaiser Wilson," reasons that "another constitutional amendment won't hurt anyone" and calls a special session of congress to make sure it gets through.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#42082347)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 10:17 AM
Author: Rough-skinned national puppy

November 2020, Dr. Tony Rudolphi assures the United States that mRNA vaccines are 95% effective against COVID-19 infection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#43235765)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 1:31 PM
Author:  misanthropic center patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#43296734)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:36 PM
Author:  theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#44156006)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 4:21 PM
Author: Stirring cyan point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#44180027)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 1:18 AM
Author: silver headpube

Feb. 2022: To Be Fair Rudolph predicts Kyiv will fall in 48 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#44182535)



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Date: June 26th, 2022 1:16 PM
Author: Adulterous Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#44747499)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 2:25 AM
Author: Mint Resort

September 3, 1968 - Frustrated with their lack of success leading cross-border attacks against Israel, Narud Al-Fatah suggests to Yasser Arafat and George Habash that it would be "much easier if we just turned around and took over all of Jordan instead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#44980446)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 2:37 AM
Author: drunken cuckoldry

May 10, 1941 - Deputy Führer Rudolf Hess flies to Scotland, confident that his planned attempt to negotiate with the British will win him the praise and respect of Adolf Hitler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#44980470)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: Mint Resort

January 23, 1959 - Ural Polytechnic Institute student Semyon Rudolyovich smugly flaunts the route book for his upcoming trek to the rest of the student hiking club members, none of whom were selected for the Grade III certification expedition led by his friend and comrade Igor Dyatlov.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#45604698)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:33 PM
Author:  Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#45617341)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:47 PM
Author: Crawly emerald candlestick maker nursing home

Lol at you spending half a day sorting through threads to find this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#45617401)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:50 PM
Author:  Wrinkle

Lol It was at the top of a search for Rudolph you stupid kike faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#45617418)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:57 PM
Author: Mint Resort

December 11, 2022 - Smugly satisfied that it would alleviate the mocking he was being subjected to, longtime XO regular Frank Lloyd Wrongdolph bumps an old thread, reasoning that no poaster would ever be associated with incorrectness to the extent Rudolph was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#45617453)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:44 PM
Author: territorial old irish cottage ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#46031820)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 1:46 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#46317113)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 3:33 PM
Author: umber boyish stead

05/08/2018 - While discussing different controller options with a Best Buy employee, OceanGate Expeditions founder and CEO Stockton Rush brusquely says "Look dude, I'm a Princeton Engineer. The Logitech controller is just as good as the PS4 authentic. Ok? I'm on a budget and I'm not paying an extra $40 for name brand."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#46460103)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal shaky market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#46460113)



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Date: December 24th, 2023 1:26 PM
Author: Mint Resort

December 2013 - Regular Autoadmit poaster and target of derision Rudolph, an aging Philadelphia-area lawyer and losing sports gambler, makes another prediction on the site, nihilistically confident that in ten years XO will no longer exist and all memory of his participation will be lost to the wind like the scattered seeds of a once-proud dandelion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#47208977)



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Date: January 1st, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: Mint Resort

Jan 1, 2024 -

Rudolph doubles down on his pre-game prediction that he's "never been more sure of anything than 'Bama over Michigan" by smugly shitting on J.J. McCarthy and confidently stating the quarterback would throw a game-ending pick with 4 minutes left, leading McCarthy to engineer the game-tying drive after 26 minutes of second-half offensive futility, go on to win the game in overtime, and be awarded the Rose Bowl Offensive MVP award.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#47237849)



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Date: January 1st, 2024 8:46 PM
Author:  parlor party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#47237799)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910",#48056942)