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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
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he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
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so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
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i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
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still going strong
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(Chip Kelly)
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Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
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you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
Irradiated apoplectic son of senegal pisswyrm
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Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
Flesh territorial gaping
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Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
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Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
Flesh territorial gaping
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don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
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(Rick Reilly)
Irate native
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That hurt bro.
dark liquid oxygen
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great thread
french sanctuary mental disorder
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Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
Heady Love Of Her Life
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no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
Maize Locale
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
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bump for Buddy
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We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
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This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
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Cordovan Casino Psychic
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
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*makes Buddy partner*
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Out-of-control indian lodge
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ruh roh
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Costumed Property
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who's a good associate?
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
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Out-of-control indian lodge
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imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
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Cordovan Casino Psychic
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Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
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go Get Em!
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Costumed Property
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I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
Costumed Property
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histrionic mediation
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Federal quadroon
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HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
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underrated
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Costumed Property
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
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Flesh territorial gaping
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Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
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Ouch
Flesh territorial gaping
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SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
Black concupiscible brunch
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Cordovan Casino Psychic
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Costumed Property
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Olive elite parlor
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it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
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Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
Costumed Property
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Happy Friday, brothers.
multi-colored self-centered tattoo stage
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Flesh territorial gaping
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Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
Costumed Property
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This bort could use a palate cleanser today
multi-colored self-centered tattoo stage
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I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
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histrionic mediation
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Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
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uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
Unholy umber voyeur regret
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needed more golden retrievers
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https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
histrionic mediation
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Rebellious institution police squad
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histrionic mediation
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Threads like these are why this bort is the best
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multi-colored self-centered tattoo stage
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CR.
marvelous bespoke wrinkle
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Costumed Property
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histrionic mediation
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i really like it here
Flesh territorial gaping
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marvelous bespoke wrinkle
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
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histrionic mediation
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One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
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histrionic mediation
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Flesh territorial gaping
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Costumed Property
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Woah CR friend :-)
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buff flatulent sound barrier step-uncle's house
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
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Costumed Property
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Costumed Property
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TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds...
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Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog alle...
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Hairraiser chapel
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Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talen...
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:12 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:16 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:50 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Maize Locale

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*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

Cute Legal Assistant who's also the GF of the biglaw associate that brought in buddy: "Sir, that dog is a licensed attorney. He has just as much of a right to be here as you or me."

*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: titillating salmon spot

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Flesh territorial gaping

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Diverse Set

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27470952)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:50 AM
Author: Cordovan Casino Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27475061)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: marvelous bespoke wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#44001648)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: titillating salmon spot

It practically writes itself!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27497415)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: marvelous bespoke wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#44001646)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: marvelous bespoke wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#44001644)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: marvelous bespoke wrinkle

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Topaz Faggotry

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Flesh territorial gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Supple twinkling uncleanness senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Charcoal vigorous menage community account

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Flesh territorial gaping

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Charcoal vigorous menage community account

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Flesh territorial gaping

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Charcoal vigorous menage community account

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Flesh territorial gaping

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Cordovan Casino Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: effete sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Irradiated apoplectic son of senegal pisswyrm

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: stirring cheese-eating market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Flesh territorial gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: 180 home factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: marvelous bespoke wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: 180 home factory reset button

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: dark liquid oxygen

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Flesh territorial gaping

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Cordovan Casino Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Topaz Faggotry

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: dark liquid oxygen

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Flesh territorial gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Topaz Faggotry

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: dark liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Soul-stirring greedy gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Supple twinkling uncleanness senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: Passionate school laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Out-of-control indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Diverse Set

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Flesh territorial gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Fishy exhilarant orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: stubborn swashbuckling boiling water theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Out-of-control indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Flesh territorial gaping

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: fuchsia church building electric furnace

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: sable temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: marvelous bespoke wrinkle

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Diverse Set

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: ungodly pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: dark liquid oxygen

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: aromatic messiness stag film

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: multi-colored self-centered tattoo stage

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Diverse Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: galvanic poppy feces hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Cyan talented corner puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: ungodly pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: stirring cheese-eating market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Cordovan Casino Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: electric degenerate locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Maize Locale

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: stubborn swashbuckling boiling water theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: magenta floppy deer antler abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Glittery gas station patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: dark liquid oxygen

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Heady Love Of Her Life

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring bateful heaven stock car

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Arousing maniacal useless brakes state

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Overrated Vivacious Cruise Ship

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Federal quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: spruce know-it-all preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Brass National Security Agency Really Tough Guy

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: naked motley prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: onyx garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Charcoal vigorous menage community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: odious domesticated travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: trip station toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: trip station toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: trip station toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: slate corn cake piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Passionate school laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: 180 home factory reset button

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: marvelous bespoke wrinkle

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: Ultramarine range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: 180 home factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: multi-colored self-centered tattoo stage

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: mind-boggling haunted graveyard space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Alcoholic ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: provocative resort milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Cerise wonderful den gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Grizzly Filthpig Roommate

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Black concupiscible brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Irradiated apoplectic son of senegal pisswyrm

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Flesh territorial gaping

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: abusive aphrodisiac site round eye

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Flesh territorial gaping

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: titillating salmon spot

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: multi-colored self-centered tattoo stage

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Flesh territorial gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: marvelous bespoke wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Very tactful garnet principal's office queen of the night

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Costumed Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: dark liquid oxygen

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: razzle chest-beating friendly grandma hissy fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: insane awkward plaza cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Charcoal vigorous menage community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: 180 home factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: dark liquid oxygen

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Irate native

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: dark liquid oxygen

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: french sanctuary mental disorder

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Heady Love Of Her Life

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Maize Locale

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Hairless transparent stead

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: khaki beady-eyed goal in life

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling haunted graveyard space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: khaki beady-eyed goal in life

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: khaki beady-eyed goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: bat shit crazy sinister lay

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Nofapping becky rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: 180 home factory reset button

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: marvelous bespoke wrinkle

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: khaki beady-eyed goal in life

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: gold excitant public bath

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: marvelous bespoke wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: khaki beady-eyed goal in life

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Lascivious telephone

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: swollen personal credit line

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: swollen personal credit line

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Cordovan Casino Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Supple twinkling uncleanness senate

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: mewling metal business firm international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: racy tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: bat shit crazy sinister lay

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: dark liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Canary Dead Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Out-of-control indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: spruce know-it-all preventive strike

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Costumed Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Arousing maniacal useless brakes state

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Dun Erotic Boistinker University

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Flesh territorial gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Out-of-control indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: thirsty seedy brethren theatre

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Flesh territorial gaping

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Cordovan Casino Psychic

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Federal quadroon

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Cerebral parlour clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: vermilion nubile dilemma organic girlfriend



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Maize Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Costumed Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: spruce know-it-all preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: Stimulating soggy hall tank



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: Passionate school laser beams



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Crystalline marketing idea ticket booth



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Brass National Security Agency Really Tough Guy

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Charcoal vigorous menage community account



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Author: trip station toaster



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: marvelous bespoke wrinkle



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: 180 home factory reset button

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: marvelous bespoke wrinkle



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz kitchen



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Costumed Property

180

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring bateful heaven stock car

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: spruce know-it-all preventive strike



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Charcoal vigorous menage community account



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Costumed Property

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Costumed Property



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: multi-colored self-centered tattoo stage



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: histrionic mediation



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: marvelous bespoke wrinkle



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Federal quadroon



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Very tactful garnet principal's office queen of the night

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Adventurous Nursing Home Internal Respiration

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Federal quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Costumed Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: spruce know-it-all preventive strike

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Flesh territorial gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: turquoise bawdyhouse lettuce

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Flesh territorial gaping

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Black concupiscible brunch

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: marvelous bespoke wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Cordovan Casino Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: exciting cuckoldry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: insane awkward plaza cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Cordovan Casino Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Costumed Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Federal quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Olive elite parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Fragrant famous landscape painting box office

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Costumed Property

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: multi-colored self-centered tattoo stage

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Flesh territorial gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Costumed Property

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: multi-colored self-centered tattoo stage

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: titillating salmon spot

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: histrionic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: lemon impressive location

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: histrionic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#30241752)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: marvelous bespoke wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#43587049)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: marvelous bespoke wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#44001619)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Unholy umber voyeur regret

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: histrionic mediation

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: histrionic mediation

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Rebellious institution police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#30455483)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: histrionic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#30562433)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: trip station toaster

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: multi-colored self-centered tattoo stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#30935970)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: marvelous bespoke wrinkle

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#43587047)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Costumed Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: histrionic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#31038347)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Flesh territorial gaping

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: marvelous bespoke wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#43587048)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: marvelous bespoke wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#44011463)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: marvelous bespoke wrinkle

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#44011466)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: trip station toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#31301639)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: histrionic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#31598188)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: trip station toaster

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: histrionic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#31598445)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: Flesh territorial gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#31598719)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Costumed Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#31632749)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: flushed bat-shit-crazy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#32227623)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: marvelous bespoke wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#43587050)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: marvelous bespoke wrinkle

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#44011476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: trip station toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#31714746)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: buff flatulent sound barrier step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#31742386)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Rebellious institution police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#32169807)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: trip station toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#32227605)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: spectacular house

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Costumed Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#32312509)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Costumed Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#32461086)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: beta lavender jew nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#32547026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: trip station toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#32593754)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: histrionic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#32593931)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: mauve startling jap giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#32972265)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: beta lavender jew nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#33409133)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: curious green trailer park dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#33409169)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: submissive nighttime library depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#33437339)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Costumed Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#33985675)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle multi-billionaire

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Costumed Property

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: marvelous bespoke wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#44011472)



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: marvelous bespoke wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#44386625)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Hairraiser chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#34010081)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: slate corn cake piazza

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: marvelous bespoke wrinkle

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#44011480)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author:  azure mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#34022170)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Disgusting

he made equity partner

https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#34113484)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: marvelous bespoke wrinkle

Gorgeous jet set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#44011494)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: pearly athletic conference striped hyena

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: sooty coffee pot dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#34599459)



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Zombie-like lilac nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#34611420)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: provocative resort milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#35366857)



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: histrionic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#34997551)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Rebellious institution police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#35233934)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: histrionic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#35246573)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: laughsome whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#35366774)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Costumed Property

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author:  trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#38399330)



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Hyperventilating main people

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author:  affirmative action

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#39053685)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author:  alcoholic elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#39053724)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: Shimmering juggernaut gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#39059518)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: 180 home factory reset button

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#47524036)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: ungodly pozpig

https://abcnews.go.com/US/dog-sworn-illinois-states-attorneys-office-provide-support/story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#39059516)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: ungodly pozpig

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#39061680)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author:  alcoholic elastic band

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: ungodly pozpig

oh son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: sapphire

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8b/2f/b1/8b2fb19861c4652d2be1a1494eeb52b0.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#39504537)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: marvelous bespoke wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#44001625)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: Primrose



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
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