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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Spruce aphrodisiac state rigpig
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
soul-stirring vermilion pisswyrm box office
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Flatulent parlour jewess
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Abusive at-the-ready affirmative action
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
lascivious base
  08/30/25
...
awkward wine stag film
  09/05/25
, he lisped
multi-colored crotch
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
slap-happy saffron national mother
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Spruce aphrodisiac state rigpig
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
slap-happy saffron national mother
  08/31/25
...
Bright Blood Rage Sweet Tailpipe
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Flatulent parlour jewess
  08/31/25
delusional take
Bright Blood Rage Sweet Tailpipe
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Flatulent parlour jewess
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Trip Shivering Lettuce
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Flatulent parlour jewess
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
irradiated mewling menage
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Flatulent parlour jewess
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Spruce aphrodisiac state rigpig
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Flatulent parlour jewess
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Spruce aphrodisiac state rigpig
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
irradiated mewling menage
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Flatulent parlour jewess
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Flatulent parlour jewess
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Flatulent parlour jewess
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
irradiated mewling menage
  09/05/25
...
Flatulent parlour jewess
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Odious deep weed whacker
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
irradiated mewling menage
  09/05/25
...
Flatulent parlour jewess
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Flatulent parlour jewess
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
irradiated mewling menage
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Spruce aphrodisiac state rigpig
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
milky arrogant stock car gunner
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Flatulent parlour jewess
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
milky arrogant stock car gunner
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Flatulent parlour jewess
  09/05/25
Kenny
irradiated mewling menage
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Spruce aphrodisiac state rigpig
  09/06/25
...
Vivacious Nofapping Generalized Bond Pozpig
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Flatulent parlour jewess
  09/06/25
...
Vivacious Nofapping Generalized Bond Pozpig
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Spruce aphrodisiac state rigpig
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Flatulent parlour jewess
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
lemon zombie-like mediation native
  09/07/25
Explain
Spruce aphrodisiac state rigpig
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Bistre slimy lodge genital piercing
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Spruce aphrodisiac state rigpig
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Flatulent parlour jewess
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Spruce aphrodisiac state rigpig
  09/07/25
...
Trip Shivering Lettuce
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Flatulent parlour jewess
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Flatulent parlour jewess
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Flatulent parlour jewess
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Flatulent parlour jewess
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Flatulent parlour jewess
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Flatulent parlour jewess
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Flatulent parlour jewess
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
irradiated mewling menage
  01/18/26
...
Flatulent parlour jewess
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Concupiscible translucent gas station giraffe
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Flatulent parlour jewess
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Flatulent parlour jewess
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Flatulent parlour jewess
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Flatulent parlour jewess
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Flatulent parlour jewess
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Spruce aphrodisiac state rigpig
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Flatulent parlour jewess
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
Spruce aphrodisiac state rigpig
  02/01/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Spruce aphrodisiac state rigpig

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: soul-stirring vermilion pisswyrm box office

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Abusive at-the-ready affirmative action

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: lascivious base

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: awkward wine stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: multi-colored crotch

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: slap-happy saffron national mother

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Spruce aphrodisiac state rigpig

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: slap-happy saffron national mother

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Bright Blood Rage Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Bright Blood Rage Sweet Tailpipe

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Trip Shivering Lettuce

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: irradiated mewling menage

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Spruce aphrodisiac state rigpig

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Spruce aphrodisiac state rigpig

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: irradiated mewling menage

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: irradiated mewling menage

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Odious deep weed whacker

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: irradiated mewling menage

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: irradiated mewling menage

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Spruce aphrodisiac state rigpig

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: milky arrogant stock car gunner

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: milky arrogant stock car gunner

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: irradiated mewling menage

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Spruce aphrodisiac state rigpig

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Vivacious Nofapping Generalized Bond Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Vivacious Nofapping Generalized Bond Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Spruce aphrodisiac state rigpig

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: lemon zombie-like mediation native

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Spruce aphrodisiac state rigpig

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Bistre slimy lodge genital piercing

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Spruce aphrodisiac state rigpig

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Spruce aphrodisiac state rigpig

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Trip Shivering Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: irradiated mewling menage

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible translucent gas station giraffe

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Spruce aphrodisiac state rigpig

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Flatulent parlour jewess

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Spruce aphrodisiac state rigpig

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49637675)