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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
House-broken genital piercing
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Walnut misunderstood field personal credit line
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
misanthropic useless brakes
  04/18/25
Cr.
Titillating meetinghouse
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
smoky coldplay fan deer antler
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
swollen hyperventilating associate
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
House-broken genital piercing
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
multi-colored rose community account goal in life
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
filthy brethren gas station
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
House-broken genital piercing
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Wonderful Corn Cake School Cafeteria
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
House-broken genital piercing
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Wonderful Corn Cake School Cafeteria
  04/18/25
...
Umber hissy fit market
  04/18/25
...
sable halford
  08/17/26
...
spectacular impressive feces
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
useless mind-boggling gaping
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Aggressive set
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
House-broken genital piercing
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Aggressive set
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Umber hissy fit market
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
House-broken genital piercing
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Aggressive set
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
House-broken genital piercing
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Aggressive set
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
cobalt location ape
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Aggressive set
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Umber hissy fit market
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
House-broken genital piercing
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
lemon demanding resort quadroon
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Umber hissy fit market
  04/18/25
Ty friend
lemon demanding resort quadroon
  04/18/25
...
Heady Crawly Stead
  08/17/26
...
Heady Crawly Stead
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
topaz stimulating garrison reading party
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
House-broken genital piercing
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
topaz stimulating garrison reading party
  04/18/25
...
Vivacious saffron circlehead home
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Aggressive set
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
House-broken genital piercing
  04/18/25
...
spectacular impressive feces
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
crystalline at-the-ready son of senegal affirmative action
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
lemon demanding resort quadroon
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
House-broken genital piercing
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
House-broken genital piercing
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
House-broken genital piercing
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
misanthropic useless brakes
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
House-broken genital piercing
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
House-broken genital piercing
  08/17/26
...
Heady Crawly Stead
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Wonderful Corn Cake School Cafeteria
  08/17/26
ur dumb
House-broken genital piercing
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Wonderful Corn Cake School Cafeteria
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
House-broken genital piercing
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Wonderful Corn Cake School Cafeteria
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
House-broken genital piercing
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Arousing Ivory Crackhouse
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
House-broken genital piercing
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Arousing Ivory Crackhouse
  08/17/26
...
soul-stirring blue mad cow disease sex offender
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
topaz stimulating garrison reading party
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
House-broken genital piercing
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
topaz stimulating garrison reading party
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
smoky coldplay fan deer antler
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
House-broken genital piercing
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: House-broken genital piercing

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Walnut misunderstood field personal credit line

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: misanthropic useless brakes

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Titillating meetinghouse

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: smoky coldplay fan deer antler

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: swollen hyperventilating associate

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: House-broken genital piercing

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: multi-colored rose community account goal in life

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: filthy brethren gas station

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: House-broken genital piercing

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Wonderful Corn Cake School Cafeteria

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: House-broken genital piercing

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Wonderful Corn Cake School Cafeteria

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Umber hissy fit market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: sable halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: spectacular impressive feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: useless mind-boggling gaping

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Aggressive set

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: House-broken genital piercing

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Aggressive set

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Umber hissy fit market

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: House-broken genital piercing

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Aggressive set

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: House-broken genital piercing

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Aggressive set

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: cobalt location ape

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Aggressive set

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Umber hissy fit market

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: House-broken genital piercing

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: lemon demanding resort quadroon

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Umber hissy fit market

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: lemon demanding resort quadroon

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Heady Crawly Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Heady Crawly Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: topaz stimulating garrison reading party

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: House-broken genital piercing

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: topaz stimulating garrison reading party

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Vivacious saffron circlehead home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Aggressive set

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: House-broken genital piercing

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: spectacular impressive feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: crystalline at-the-ready son of senegal affirmative action

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: lemon demanding resort quadroon

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: House-broken genital piercing

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: House-broken genital piercing

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: House-broken genital piercing

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: misanthropic useless brakes

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: House-broken genital piercing

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: House-broken genital piercing

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Heady Crawly Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Wonderful Corn Cake School Cafeteria

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: House-broken genital piercing

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Wonderful Corn Cake School Cafeteria

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: House-broken genital piercing

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Wonderful Corn Cake School Cafeteria

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: House-broken genital piercing

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Arousing Ivory Crackhouse

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: House-broken genital piercing

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Arousing Ivory Crackhouse

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: soul-stirring blue mad cow disease sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: topaz stimulating garrison reading party

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: House-broken genital piercing

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: topaz stimulating garrison reading party

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: smoky coldplay fan deer antler

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: House-broken genital piercing

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#50146047)