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Ever wonder why 95% of "Great Literature" is utterly retarded and boring?

i still, from time to time, think about this, and resent my ...
Chrome Water Buffalo Voyeur
  01/11/26
now imagine the shitlib literature theyre reading in HS now ...
pungent scourge upon the earth french chef
  01/11/26
This is an idiotic take. Literature is truly beautiful and a...
milky cowardly bawdyhouse
  01/11/26
I toss the literature boy! I toss it like rubbish!
Misanthropic fishy idiot
  01/11/26
Subtle Ethan Frome bashing
blathering erotic idea he suggested
  01/11/26
By any measure, I was probably in the 99th percentile of hig...
clear property national security agency
  01/11/26
The black literature was even worse
blathering erotic idea he suggested
  01/11/26
Invisible man was pretty good IRC
Dun antidepressant drug forum
  01/12/26
"I was probably in the 99th percentile of high school l...
Lascivious Rehab
  01/12/26
he sounds smart to me
Honey-headed adventurous kitty cat
  01/12/26
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Cracking office
  01/12/26
It's bonkers how millions of high school kids are forced to ...
clear property national security agency
  01/11/26
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internet-worthy amethyst quadroon sneaky criminal
  01/11/26
Every American school child should be forced to slog their w...
milky cowardly bawdyhouse
  01/11/26
the classics are one of the few redeeming aspects of the mod...
Frisky twinkling uncleanness
  01/11/26
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Fear-inspiring karate legal warrant
  01/12/26
ok so what do the real scholars, who have spent time with la...
Cracking office
  01/12/26
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Fear-inspiring karate legal warrant
  01/12/26
that's all fine. i just think kids should be exposed to the...
Cracking office
  01/12/26
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Fear-inspiring karate legal warrant
  01/12/26
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Cracking office
  01/12/26
ok let's keep teaching them spanish so they can order diarrh...
Frisky twinkling uncleanness
  01/14/26
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Fear-inspiring karate legal warrant
  01/14/26
Latin and Greek are dumb and gay.
self-centered jap lodge
  01/12/26
the dense unintelligible prose is 180 because it lets them k...
razzle out-of-control giraffe theater
  01/11/26
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Magenta field
  01/12/26
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Bateful Deranged Trailer Park
  01/12/26
I like this theory
exhilarant international law enforcement agency
  01/12/26
(flunked matrix algebra)
translucent crackhouse people who are hurt
  01/12/26
"In 2010, a national U.S. Department of Education study...
dashing space
  01/12/26
not flame they should teach descriptive statistics as an int...
translucent crackhouse people who are hurt
  01/12/26
I thought it was more like “this shit is gay and for p...
razzle out-of-control giraffe theater
  01/14/26
The point is to give them all a reference point for having s...
translucent crackhouse people who are hurt
  01/11/26
Bro thats how you ended up pumo!
frum dysfunction personal credit line
  01/11/26
It couldn't have anything to do with your intelligence.
swashbuckling rose dilemma wagecucks
  01/11/26
thread not going how OP expected? the western canon is 180,...
Cracking office
  01/11/26
american authors yes, you gotta read non-american
white passionate business firm
  01/11/26
Retarded
rusted round eye
  01/11/26
Moby Dick is 97590402001710103710
Dead Glittery Nursing Home
  01/11/26
Real retarded sir
exhilarant international law enforcement agency
  01/12/26
I don’t think “great literature” is synony...
Carmine Maniacal Tattoo Clown
  01/11/26
what books would you recommend instead ? id have paul val...
internet-worthy amethyst quadroon sneaky criminal
  01/11/26
Print capitalism has been a disaster for mankind
translucent crackhouse people who are hurt
  01/11/26
teachers should go before the school boards in open session...
Transparent Soul-stirring Deer Antler
  01/11/26
Should students be required to read (after purchasing at ful...
Lascivious Rehab
  01/12/26
why do you write this way?
Mind-boggling shrine coffee pot
  01/12/26
why do you write so much?
Transparent Soul-stirring Deer Antler
  01/12/26
I can't stand the way contemporary authors write - telegraph...
razzle-dazzle zippy step-uncle's house cumskin
  01/12/26
Since James Joyce and Sam Beckett, there hasn't been any Gre...
180 address goyim
  01/12/26
Nabokov, Greene, Ishiguro, maybe McEwan. Do they reach Joyc...
Cracking office
  01/12/26
Great Literature is defined as adding to the canon of the hu...
180 address goyim
  01/14/26
Im gay
trip haunted graveyard famous landscape painting
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internet-worthy amethyst quadroon sneaky criminal
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trip haunted graveyard famous landscape painting
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Dun antidepressant drug forum
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trip haunted graveyard famous landscape painting
  01/13/26
You only think this because English-language "great lit...
Buff Arousing Public Bath Pozpig
  01/14/26
totally agree that a lot of great literature is exactly that...
crusty therapy
  01/14/26
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Fear-inspiring karate legal warrant
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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Chrome Water Buffalo Voyeur

i still, from time to time, think about this, and resent my high school teachers for making me read those books

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49581978)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: pungent scourge upon the earth french chef

now imagine the shitlib literature theyre reading in HS now

the stuff we read aint perfect, but imagine hs english now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49581980)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: milky cowardly bawdyhouse

This is an idiotic take. Literature is truly beautiful and ascended at times. It’s not some trifle to be tossed away like a piece of rubbish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582002)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: Misanthropic fishy idiot

I toss the literature boy! I toss it like rubbish!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582036)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: blathering erotic idea he suggested

Subtle Ethan Frome bashing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582011)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: clear property national security agency

By any measure, I was probably in the 99th percentile of high school literature readers.

The only thing I took away from Ethan Frome was "wtf - why would they try to kill themselves by sledding? how stupid are these people that they thought this would work?"

What was the point of the average kids being forced to read this shit?

Wouldn't a Michael Chricton book capture their attention 10x more and present dramatic themes and philosophy in a much more understandable way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582022)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: blathering erotic idea he suggested

The black literature was even worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582047)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Dun antidepressant drug forum

Invisible man was pretty good IRC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49584207)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Lascivious Rehab

"I was probably in the 99th percentile of high school literature readers"

And I'm sure your grades (and subsequent academic success) reflected this reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582333)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: Honey-headed adventurous kitty cat

he sounds smart to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49584177)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: Cracking office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49584673)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: clear property national security agency

It's bonkers how millions of high school kids are forced to read these books with story and themes unrecognizable to them with dense unintelliglbe prose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582013)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: internet-worthy amethyst quadroon sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582026)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: milky cowardly bawdyhouse

Every American school child should be forced to slog their way through Moby Dick in 9th grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582029)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Frisky twinkling uncleanness

the classics are one of the few redeeming aspects of the modern american high school humanities curriculum. they should be reading this kind of material exclusively in addition to latin and greek. the problem is that they deviate from it.

their teachers surely fuck up the discourse but mere exposure is at least a lifeline to the few intellects worth salvaging. the remaining 99% are just in virtual daycare anyways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582078)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:33 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring karate legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582332)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: Cracking office

ok so what do the real scholars, who have spent time with latin and greek, say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582710)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:22 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring karate legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582749)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Cracking office

that's all fine. i just think kids should be exposed to the ideas found in these works in english translation (per non-woke translators)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582955)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring karate legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582965)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: Cracking office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49584373)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: Frisky twinkling uncleanness

ok let's keep teaching them spanish so they can order diarrhea burritos from san antonio food trucks and communicate with their roofers. much more "practical."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49588267)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:59 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring karate legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49588335)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:49 AM
Author: self-centered jap lodge

Latin and Greek are dumb and gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582347)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:16 PM
Author: razzle out-of-control giraffe theater

the dense unintelligible prose is 180 because it lets them know how dumb they are. Losers should also be forced to take calculus. The education system is good at letting a person know how dumb they are if they don't disengage with it too early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582245)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Magenta field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582348)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 2:56 AM
Author: Bateful Deranged Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582502)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: exhilarant international law enforcement agency

I like this theory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49584173)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: translucent crackhouse people who are hurt

(flunked matrix algebra)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49584204)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: dashing space

"In 2010, a national U.S. Department of Education study found that 80 percent of high school dropouts cited their inability to pass Algebra I as the primary reason for leaving school."

https://eric.ed.gov/?id=EJ1013968

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49584398)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: translucent crackhouse people who are hurt

not flame they should teach descriptive statistics as an introduction to algebra. But that would require math teachers to learn statistics, and that's illegal AFAICT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49584436)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: razzle out-of-control giraffe theater

I thought it was more like “this shit is gay and for pussies” 😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49588273)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: translucent crackhouse people who are hurt

The point is to give them all a reference point for having some kind of cultural/national identity. You don't have to like any of it, you just have know the basic plot or how to pronounce the author's name. Mexicans love reading the classics so they can feel more European

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582258)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: frum dysfunction personal credit line

Bro thats how you ended up pumo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582033)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling rose dilemma wagecucks

It couldn't have anything to do with your intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582042)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: Cracking office

thread not going how OP expected? the western canon is 180, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582054)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: white passionate business firm

american authors yes, you gotta read non-american

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582057)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: rusted round eye

Retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582232)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:27 PM
Author: Dead Glittery Nursing Home

Moby Dick is 97590402001710103710

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582262)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: exhilarant international law enforcement agency

Real retarded sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49584174)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:50 PM
Author: Carmine Maniacal Tattoo Clown

I don’t think “great literature” is synonymous with most of the bullshit they made us read in hs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582060)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: internet-worthy amethyst quadroon sneaky criminal

what books would you recommend instead ?

id have paul valery monsieur teste and the remains of the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582070)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: translucent crackhouse people who are hurt

Print capitalism has been a disaster for mankind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582251)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:23 PM
Author: Transparent Soul-stirring Deer Antler

teachers should go before the school boards

in open session

and tell them the books they are going to require for each class

and why

before every school year, perhaps before every semester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582254)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: Lascivious Rehab

Should students be required to read (after purchasing at full price) The Art of the Deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582336)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 3:05 AM
Author: Mind-boggling shrine coffee pot

why do you write this way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582508)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Transparent Soul-stirring Deer Antler

why do you write so much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49583325)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle zippy step-uncle's house cumskin

I can't stand the way contemporary authors write - telegraphic sentences with no interior identity, just "Jane did this, Joe did that, he said she said blah blah". every voice is the Same.

like why the fuck would I read something like that instead of just watching a tv show or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582758)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: 180 address goyim

Since James Joyce and Sam Beckett, there hasn't been any Great Literature. Just force feed Harry Potter books to the next generation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582780)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Cracking office

Nabokov, Greene, Ishiguro, maybe McEwan. Do they reach Joyce, no, but they do meet other Great Literature



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49584704)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: 180 address goyim

Great Literature is defined as adding to the canon of the human experience expressed through immortal words, words, words. I daresay no one living today would dare such a feat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49588311)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: trip haunted graveyard famous landscape painting

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582940)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: internet-worthy amethyst quadroon sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49582991)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: trip haunted graveyard famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49583332)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: Dun antidepressant drug forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49586151)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: trip haunted graveyard famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49586161)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Buff Arousing Public Bath Pozpig

You only think this because English-language "great literature", especially as conceived by American high school teachers, is full of shitty novels for women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49588315)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: crusty therapy

totally agree that a lot of great literature is exactly that. there is also the strand of rambling Dickens crap where he was basically paid by the word and it shows.

also agree with above that most of the themes of actually great novels are inaccessible to a teen brain who have only experienced struggles relating to horizontal (peer) or vertical (parents/teachers) relationships.

i had to read The Sound and the Fury which was completely fucking ridiculous in hindsight. if a kid can barely understand the structure of a novel it makes very little sense to read something that upends it. the first fourth is a retard POV who cannot tell time. class was such a slog with 99% of the class having no idea what was happening



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310910#49588326)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring karate legal warrant



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