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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Territorial Lascivious Sneaky Criminal Water Buffalo
  11/29/25
Women are 180
pearly shrine azn
  11/29/25
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180 plum locale
  11/29/25
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pearly shrine azn
  11/29/25
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Arousing Flatulent University
  11/29/25
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pearly shrine azn
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Amber locus french chef
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Territorial Lascivious Sneaky Criminal Water Buffalo
  11/29/25
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180 plum locale
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
comical jewess doctorate
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Territorial Lascivious Sneaky Criminal Water Buffalo
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
comical jewess doctorate
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
lilac exciting degenerate public bath
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Ebony Filthpig
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Abnormal frisky factory reset button
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Territorial Lascivious Sneaky Criminal Water Buffalo
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
Olive Base
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
ivory hairraiser pisswyrm coldplay fan
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
Olive Base
  11/29/25
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comical jewess doctorate
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
self-centered rigpig
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Amber locus french chef
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Yapping sable prole
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Amber locus french chef
  11/29/25
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Underhanded persian
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Henna Talking Institution
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
Seedy Pit
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
heady crusty goal in life
  12/04/25
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idiotic charismatic station
  12/04/25
Approved
Trip Spot
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
180 plum locale
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Territorial Lascivious Sneaky Criminal Water Buffalo
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Territorial Lascivious Sneaky Criminal Water Buffalo

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: pearly shrine azn

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: 180 plum locale



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: pearly shrine azn



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Arousing Flatulent University



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: pearly shrine azn



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Amber locus french chef

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Territorial Lascivious Sneaky Criminal Water Buffalo

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: 180 plum locale



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: comical jewess doctorate

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Territorial Lascivious Sneaky Criminal Water Buffalo

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: comical jewess doctorate

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: lilac exciting degenerate public bath

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Ebony Filthpig

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Abnormal frisky factory reset button

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Territorial Lascivious Sneaky Criminal Water Buffalo

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Olive Base

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: ivory hairraiser pisswyrm coldplay fan

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Olive Base

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: comical jewess doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: self-centered rigpig

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Amber locus french chef

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Yapping sable prole

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Amber locus french chef

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Underhanded persian



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Henna Talking Institution

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Seedy Pit

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: heady crusty goal in life

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: idiotic charismatic station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Trip Spot

Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: 180 plum locale

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Territorial Lascivious Sneaky Criminal Water Buffalo

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49490766)