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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
stirring idea he suggested sound barrier
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Swashbuckling Rigor
  11/29/25
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mauve hell
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Swashbuckling Rigor
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lascivious stage shitlib
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Swashbuckling Rigor
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
stimulating becky tanning salon
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
stirring idea he suggested sound barrier
  11/29/25
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mauve hell
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
House-broken thriller lay faggotry
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
stirring idea he suggested sound barrier
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
House-broken thriller lay faggotry
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
hilarious shaky candlestick maker kitchen
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
burgundy hateful lodge generalized bond
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
beta effete principal's office
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
stirring idea he suggested sound barrier
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
Magenta disturbing blood rage
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
charismatic henna degenerate foreskin
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
Magenta disturbing blood rage
  11/29/25
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House-broken thriller lay faggotry
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Brindle haunted graveyard
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
stimulating becky tanning salon
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
impressive mad cow disease
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I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
stimulating becky tanning salon
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floppy abode party of the first part
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Vivacious senate
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
fragrant state
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Arousing dog poop
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Adventurous Cruel-hearted Fanboi
  12/04/25
Approved
Fiercely-loyal Juggernaut
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
mauve hell
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
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  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: stirring idea he suggested sound barrier

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Rigor

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: mauve hell



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Rigor



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: lascivious stage shitlib



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Rigor



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: stimulating becky tanning salon

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: stirring idea he suggested sound barrier

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: mauve hell



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: House-broken thriller lay faggotry

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: stirring idea he suggested sound barrier

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: House-broken thriller lay faggotry

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: hilarious shaky candlestick maker kitchen

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: burgundy hateful lodge generalized bond

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: beta effete principal's office

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: stirring idea he suggested sound barrier

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Magenta disturbing blood rage

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: charismatic henna degenerate foreskin

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Magenta disturbing blood rage

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: House-broken thriller lay faggotry



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Brindle haunted graveyard

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: stimulating becky tanning salon

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: impressive mad cow disease

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: stimulating becky tanning salon

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: floppy abode party of the first part



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Vivacious senate

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: fragrant state

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Arousing dog poop

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Adventurous Cruel-hearted Fanboi



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Juggernaut

Approved

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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: mauve hell

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: stirring idea he suggested sound barrier

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911",#49490766)