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Jozy Altidore: Entering his prime as a striker. You: Post on XO.

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cerebral opaque coffee pot
  06/02/13
I'm entering my prime as a striker too bro been hit...
red multi-billionaire feces
  06/02/13
(bro who was "bullied" in high school)
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  06/02/13
I've been bullied like everyone else (done my share too) but...
red multi-billionaire feces
  06/02/13
cool story bro. i'm sure you suck at team sports.
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  06/02/13
I was starting LB on my high school football team u mad abou...
red multi-billionaire feces
  08/15/13
Lol @ that making you an athlete. If you didn't get offers t...
Jade Hospital
  08/17/13
It at least puts me at 96th percentile for athleticism
red multi-billionaire feces
  08/17/13
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cerebral opaque coffee pot
  06/02/13
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cerebral opaque coffee pot
  06/02/13
jozy is only 23. he's got more than 3 years before he hits h...
Bisexual gaming laptop
  06/02/13
prime for striker= 24-28
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  06/02/13
26 is generally regarded as the peak or the beginning of the...
Bisexual gaming laptop
  06/02/13
I feel by 29 they begin a decline but opinions may vary
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  06/02/13
Some continue to improve even into their 30s look at diego m...
Vibrant frisky patrolman tattoo
  08/18/13
this is the shithouse black cunt who scored one goal in an e...
hateful principal's office mad cow disease
  06/02/13
he's the brother who scored 30 goals in Holland this year, o...
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  06/02/13
this coffee coloured gentleman had a >1 strike rate for t...
hateful principal's office mad cow disease
  06/02/13
this dude also scored 16 and 6 goals in his final two years ...
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  06/02/13
because he was a winger, and wingers don't score many goals ...
hateful principal's office mad cow disease
  06/02/13
1. are you seriously trying to say that the dutch league isn...
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  06/02/13
Messi is absolutely not a winger and calling Ronaldo one is ...
Sticky Twinkling Striped Hyena
  06/02/13
holland doesn't count lol.
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  08/15/13
(alfonso alves)
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  08/17/13
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cerebral opaque coffee pot
  06/02/13
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  06/08/13
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cerebral opaque coffee pot
  08/15/13
Jozy Altidore will score 7 (Seven) goals in 31 (thirty-one) ...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/15/13
you mean seven (7) goals by xmas (Christmas)
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  08/16/13
Jozy Altidore will be benched by Christmas for Stephen "...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/16/13
no one calls him steve
diverse kitty school
  08/17/13
Josmer "Jozy" Altidore does
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/17/13
lol
diverse kitty school
  08/17/13
COME BACK
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  05/21/16
Seven goals for this mediocre Sunderland squad would be pret...
crusty theater stage
  08/17/13
it would be ok
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/17/13
Jozy will score 28 goals for this same squad in the champion...
crusty theater stage
  08/17/13
it's painfully obvious that he's found his level which is...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/17/13
He needs better service. He's a fulham level player
crusty theater stage
  08/17/13
he cant cope with well organized premier league defenses
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/17/13
Neither can most players in the premier league. He's a lowe...
crusty theater stage
  08/17/13
right he's a great option if you're looking 2 get relegated
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/17/13
He's way better than he was during his time with hull city a...
crusty theater stage
  08/17/13
lol have you even seen Jozy play in the last two years?
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  08/17/13
yeah hes been great against fucking Roda and Honduras sad...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/17/13
he's also been great against germany, bosnia, ajax, and psv....
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  08/17/13
he's nowhere good as dempsey you maniac the dutch league ...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/17/13
He has played as an equal to Dempsey and in many ways as bet...
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  08/17/13
If you understood Holland, you would know its not that the ...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/17/13
lol you are too dumb to form any response, i.e., you are don...
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  08/17/13
youre a fucking retard who is arguing against your own point...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/17/13
of course the dutch league is high scoring. that doesn't me...
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  08/18/13
yeah and inflated goal tallies make retards like you think t...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/18/13
Lol, everyone can see you are ignoring my direct point. ...
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  08/18/13
youre done here and you know it
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/18/13
Admit you are one of those faggots who predicts that every A...
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  08/18/13
lol is this ur plan C argument "you just hate all am...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/18/13
lol at your inability to answer my question. who looked mor...
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  08/18/13
Literally only retards like you think scoring 1 in 2 makes y...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/18/13
Jozy had two great seasons in Holland to Dempsey's three sea...
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  08/18/13
Tell me more about his prolific goal scoring record in exhib...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/18/13
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cerebral opaque coffee pot
  08/17/13
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  06/06/16
did jozy score a hat trick
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/17/13
bark bark kill self
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  08/17/13
Did Jozy Altidore set up a goal today?
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/17/13
Michael Bradley, the defensive mid somehow scored like 18 go...
crusty theater stage
  08/17/13
Bradley is premier league quality
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/17/13
(not coach at Aston villa three years ago)
crusty theater stage
  08/17/13
lol yeah that was ridiculous surprised there wasnt more ...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/17/13
He plays for a good team, only step ups would be champions l...
crusty theater stage
  08/17/13
epl teams have stupid money now with the new tv deal I thoug...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/17/13
if you knew anything about MB you'd know the answer is no.
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  08/18/13
(Rudolph)
crusty theater stage
  01/15/15
LOL. the step down was even fucking farther. cant believe ho...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  01/15/15
xo ricky van wolfswinkel score on his debut u: looking a lil...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/17/13
jozy played quite well, too bad the rest of his team is SPS....
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  08/17/13
This is exactly why someone like Mikey Bradley would never g...
Sticky Twinkling Striped Hyena
  08/18/13
And then you have faggots like jacoby shaddix mindlessly wo...
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  08/18/13
"If u dont think Josmer Alitoder is world class center ...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/18/13
lol faggot, i never said he was world class. your the fa...
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  08/18/13
he isnt good enough to score goals in the barclay's premier ...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/18/13
lol at your inability to give any reasons. go put on your Ma...
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  08/18/13
1 in 29
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/18/13
Yea, and players don't improve at all after they are 20 year...
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  08/18/13
He still can't score though
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/18/13
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Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/17/14
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Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  01/14/15
(guy who knows nothing about football)
slate ladyboy locale
  08/18/13
You anglophiles are hilarious.
Sticky Twinkling Striped Hyena
  08/19/13
He couldn't get a 180 if his life depended on it.
mischievous plum elastic band
  08/17/13
reserving this poasitng space for when jozy fails to score a...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/18/13
Has Josmer entered his prime yet?
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/18/13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATJxoShmW64
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  08/18/13
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Autistic Aphrodisiac Reading Party
  08/18/13
he had a great game
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/18/13
I'd take jozy over chicharito
crusty theater stage
  08/18/13
no manager would
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/18/13
yet many managers put in bids in the $10 million range and o...
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  08/19/13
HOw was Jozy A. today?
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/24/13
Did Jozy Alitodre score a goal today?
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/24/13
Did Josmer enter his prime today?
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/24/13
im at a wedding and cant get to my computer, can someone tel...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/24/13
Did jozy enter his prime and score today?
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/31/13
UPDATE: Sunderland have just loaned Fabio "bad at socce...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  09/02/13
did jozy terrorize the costa rican back four?
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  09/09/13
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slate ladyboy locale
  09/09/13
darius henderson >>> fat nigga
hateful principal's office mad cow disease
  09/09/13
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slate ladyboy locale
  09/09/13
Did USA miss Jozmer in their crucial game against Mexico
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  09/12/13
did josmer make mesut regret signing for the Gunners instead...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  09/14/13
did your wife fuck jozy or something
crusty theater stage
  09/14/13
ya
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  09/14/13
what is this
Dashing gold hominid digit ratio
  09/14/13
jozy should have had a goal yesterday, referee didnt play th...
diverse kitty school
  09/15/13
breakout game coming on?
diverse kitty school
  09/29/13
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Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  10/06/13
...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  10/12/13
thought baout this thread while billing at 10 PM lAST NIGTE
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  10/25/13
sunderland secured a vital 3 points today in a passionate de...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  10/27/13
SHADDIX YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
drunken purple stead regret
  10/27/13
did jozy altidore score a premier league goal
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  11/03/13
prime
Khaki dopamine ape
  11/08/13
did ojzy "the big unit" altiscore prime striker le...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  11/10/13
did jozy give the scots a torrid time
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  11/15/13
JOZY: USA PLAYER OF THE YEAR AND MAKER OF A JOHN TERRY BITCH
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  12/04/13
JOZY INVOLVED IN THE BUILDUP STYLING ON TPTTENHAM LIKE YNY
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  12/07/13
http://cdn0.sbnation.com/assets/3777501/altidore.gif
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  01/01/14
Cringe
diverse kitty school
  01/01/14
lulzy watching all three of his teammates on the screen just...
Spruce Travel Guidebook
  01/18/14
The Big Joze just bossed the english champions for 11 minute...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  01/07/14
Jozy Altidore is literally one of the worst strikers in prem...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  01/18/14
:_( Did he fuck up an opportunity today? I see Sunderland...
Self-absorbed space stain
  01/18/14
OWAS
Bisexual gaming laptop
  01/18/14
Jozy failed to score against kidderminster harriers today.
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  01/25/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-yQfirGdso vid of jozy ta...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  01/26/14
he didn't even hit the tea cups
Bisexual gaming laptop
  01/26/14
jozy listening 2 fake plasitc trees on tiny earbuds before T...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  02/01/14
26.5 games per goal
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  02/23/14
did jozy lift the cup today on a cloudy blustery day in lond...
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  03/02/14
...
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  03/22/14
...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  04/12/14
the jozy apologist itt went pumo, LMAO
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  04/12/14
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  05/08/14
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  05/22/14
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  06/07/14
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  06/07/14
brothers...
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  06/07/14
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  06/16/14
...
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  06/08/14
TODAY IS THE DAY BROS
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  06/16/14
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  06/16/14
did jozy score
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  06/16/14
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  06/16/14
oops
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  06/16/14
aron looked bad though
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  06/17/14
did jozy score
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  06/23/14
...
Self-absorbed space stain
  08/16/14
Jozy just tweeted "entering my prime right now"
crusty theater stage
  08/16/14
180 not flame
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/16/14
jozy getting off on the right foot. subbed on in the 81st mi...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  08/17/14
:_( Coming on against United right now
Self-absorbed space stain
  08/24/14
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/09/usa-striker-...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  10/09/14
2 goals. 61 games
Khaki dopamine ape
  10/10/14
<<buzz>> *Jozy looks at his phone and sees an...
exciting buff skinny woman dilemma
  10/09/14
ATTN Anti-Jozy POZ, he is currently pwning #3 ranked Colombi...
galvanic plaza boistinker
  11/14/14
http://www.tsn.ca/toronto-fc-completes-swap-deal-altidore-to...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  01/14/15
Literally the worst signing in Sunderland's 136 year history...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  01/15/15
...
Amethyst boltzmann
  01/15/15
Damn Defoe was a shite signing too
crusty theater stage
  01/15/15
idk man. swapping a bro with 2 goals in 72 for a guy with ar...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  01/15/15
Defoe wanted out, he forced torontos hand. Jozy should be f...
crusty theater stage
  01/15/15
11 in 16 is pretty good?? or is there more than meets the ey...
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
  01/15/15
Pretty sure he scored like ten of those in ten games then di...
crusty theater stage
  01/15/15
LOL 180
Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate
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Self-absorbed space stain
  05/16/16
the other guy who was talking mad shit went pumo too
Khaki dopamine ape
  01/15/15
JOZY just STYLING on CHILE and JACOBY SHADDOX like YNY
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  01/28/15
Two goals today for Jozy
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  03/08/15
He is literally one of the top players in all of Canada righ...
Turquoise double fault
  03/08/15
goal and assist against # 1 denmark
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  04/03/15
!!!
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  08/11/15
Jozy's hold up play instrumental in the American heroic exec...
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  05/29/15
How did this thread turn out
Khaki dopamine ape
  07/01/15
LOL Jozy Altidore: 60 premier league games, 2 goals
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  08/11/15
JFC Doggie YOU ARE DONE HERE
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  12/31/15
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  12/31/15
laying waste to Guatemala
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  03/29/16
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crusty theater stage
  04/09/16
Jozy with an assist this weekend. What a stud.
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  04/25/16
:_(
Self-absorbed space stain
  05/16/16
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  05/21/16
the retards comparing international and shit league football...
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  05/21/16
http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/05/11/jozy-altidore-greg-...
Harsh effete center friendly grandma
  05/21/16
...
crusty theater stage
  06/04/16
Jozy getting hot again bros! Sick goal he scored this weeken...
cerebral opaque coffee pot
  08/19/16
No one within 5 yards of him. Garbage.
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cerebral opaque coffee pot
  08/19/16
Jozy=shit
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  08/24/16
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  12/09/17
Jozy GOAL against Amerikkkka!
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  04/07/18
LOLOLOL
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where are we on this
Sadistic home
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lmao US soccer team fags
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  11/15/22
youre such a fag dude
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  11/17/22
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 4:47 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 4:48 PM
Author: red multi-billionaire feces

I'm entering my prime as a striker too bro

been hitting the bags at 24 hour fitness HARD as FUCK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23318123)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 4:50 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

(bro who was "bullied" in high school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23318133)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: red multi-billionaire feces

I've been bullied like everyone else (done my share too) but I had my shit together by the time I was in high school.

I train because one day i'm going to kick Klitschko's ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23318141)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:00 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

cool story bro.

i'm sure you suck at team sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23318168)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 5:22 PM
Author: red multi-billionaire feces

I was starting LB on my high school football team u mad about this asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23847146)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:32 PM
Author: Jade Hospital

Lol @ that making you an athlete. If you didn't get offers to play some level of college you are a sps athlete.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:51 PM
Author: red multi-billionaire feces

It at least puts me at 96th percentile for athleticism

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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:00 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:08 PM
Author: Bisexual gaming laptop

jozy is only 23. he's got more than 3 years before he hits his prime

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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

prime for striker= 24-28

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Date: June 2nd, 2013 8:28 PM
Author: Bisexual gaming laptop

26 is generally regarded as the peak or the beginning of the peak. from what i understand it's 26-29

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Date: June 2nd, 2013 8:31 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

I feel by 29 they begin a decline but opinions may vary

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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:41 PM
Author: Vibrant frisky patrolman tattoo

Some continue to improve even into their 30s look at diego milito

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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:19 PM
Author: hateful principal's office mad cow disease

this is the shithouse black cunt who scored one goal in an entire premier league season right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23318262)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:21 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

he's the brother who scored 30 goals in Holland this year, one today against Germany, and is being courted by several champions league teams.

edit: also, that Hull team was garbage and basically left him isolated for 90 minutes a game, which is clearly not playing to his strengths, i.e., combinations and facing the goal with the ball at his feet. it was also years ago and he is a much more complete player now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23318278)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:23 PM
Author: hateful principal's office mad cow disease

this coffee coloured gentleman had a >1 strike rate for the same club. still shit

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afonso_Alves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23318291)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:25 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

this dude also scored 16 and 6 goals in his final two years in Holland:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_van_Persie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23318302)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:29 PM
Author: hateful principal's office mad cow disease

because he was a winger, and wingers don't score many goals



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23318338)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:31 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

1. are you seriously trying to say that the dutch league isn't known to develop great attacking playes?

2. Cristiano and messi are wingers.

3. jozy likes to play from the wing as well.

4. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruud_van_Nistelrooy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23318356)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 9:24 PM
Author: Sticky Twinkling Striped Hyena

Messi is absolutely not a winger and calling Ronaldo one is really stretching the definition of the term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23319833)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: slate ladyboy locale

holland doesn't count lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23847184)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:59 PM
Author: diverse kitty school

(alfonso alves)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23858212)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:46 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23318441)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:29 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23353290)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:34 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23846712)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 5:21 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

Jozy Altidore will score 7 (Seven) goals in 31 (thirty-one) appearances for Sunderland AFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23847130)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 12:53 AM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

you mean seven (7) goals by xmas (Christmas)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23850064)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 12:54 AM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

Jozy Altidore will be benched by Christmas for Stephen "Steve" Fletcher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23850075)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: diverse kitty school

no one calls him steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23858206)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:00 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

Josmer "Jozy" Altidore does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23858213)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:00 PM
Author: diverse kitty school

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23858215)



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Date: May 21st, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: ebony exhilarant affirmative action

COME BACK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#30527878)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:20 PM
Author: crusty theater stage

Seven goals for this mediocre Sunderland squad would be pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23858308)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:21 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

it would be ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23858312)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: crusty theater stage

Jozy will score 28 goals for this same squad in the championship next year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23858318)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:23 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

it's painfully obvious that he's found his level

which is the championship or a second rate european league

hed be pretty good in portugal or turkey



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23858322)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:24 PM
Author: crusty theater stage

He needs better service. He's a fulham level player

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23858328)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:26 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

he cant cope with well organized premier league defenses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23858333)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:28 PM
Author: crusty theater stage

Neither can most players in the premier league. He's a lower level Epl talent now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23858341)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:29 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

right he's a great option if you're looking 2 get relegated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23858355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:32 PM
Author: crusty theater stage

He's way better than he was during his time with hull city and

Villareal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23858369)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:22 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

lol have you even seen Jozy play in the last two years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23859824)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:25 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

yeah hes been great against fucking Roda and Honduras

sadly he's not good enough for the premier league

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23859838)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:35 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

he's also been great against germany, bosnia, ajax, and psv.

if you actually watched him play, you would have seen he's been just as good as dempsey, donovan, and bradley, all of whom are epl level.

you seriously either overrate the league or don't watch jozy.

fwiw honduras has multiple EPL players. most epl teams aren't manu/mancity/aresenal/chelsea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23859895)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:38 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

he's nowhere good as dempsey you maniac

the dutch league is worse than the championship in terms of defending

90% of his goals are against shit CONCACAF nations although I'll concede he was great against Bosnia.

he is what he is, a relegation fodder or championship striker. nothing more, nothing less. the fact that he's the best forward we have currently creates an insane amount of undeserved hype and expectation for the poor guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23859912)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:50 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

He has played as an equal to Dempsey and in many ways as better than Dempsey in the last round of games.

If you even watched soccer in 2007, you were probably one of those same faggots predicting Dempsey would fail. In fact, I'd bet you shit on every American player going to the EPL and other European leagues. I'm sure you were shitting on Bradley a couple years ago, shitting on Donovan before 2010, shitting on Holden (if you even knew who he was) before he went to Bolton. Faggots like you are so predictable.

How is the hype undeserved? He's scored 50 goals in the past two seasons, and EPL teams lined up to purchase him for a pretty sizeable transfer. If you understood Holland, you would know its not that the defenses are shitty, but that the teams play a very attacking style that results in high scoring games. Showtime Lakers could play defense, but they gave up a lotta buckets because they scored a lot.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23859964)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:50 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

If you understood Holland, you would know its not that the defenses are shitty, but that the teams play a very attacking style that results in high scoring games. Showtime Lakers could play defense, but they gave up a lotta buckets because they scored a lot.

Holy shit what are you talking about hahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23860333)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:30 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

lol you are too dumb to form any response, i.e., you are done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23860566)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:05 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

youre a fucking retard who is arguing against your own point by emphasizing the fact that dutch games have inflated scoring due to their neglect of defense and then you made a retarded comparison to a different sport that literally made me laugh out loud in my dad's basement

please tell us more about how the showtime lakers are like fc twente's defensive line you grantland fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23860715)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 2:28 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

of course the dutch league is high scoring. that doesn't mean the defenders are shitty, only that both teams bring players forward, you fucking idiot.

now why not confront my main point, which is that you are clearly one of those predictable faggots that prognosticates that every American player going to a top league in Europe will fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23864324)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 3:14 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

yeah and inflated goal tallies make retards like you think that jozy altidore is a premier league striker. "b b b but he scored 1 in 2 for az!!!"

dutch teams run dangerously high defensive lines with players who can't tackle making it easy as fuck for average players to score a ton of goals. you're a full brown retard for thinking eredivisie defenders are anywhere near premier league quality. it's worse than the championship. just look at their national team, their entire back line is full of scrubs.

the fact that jozy UNLOCKED dutch defensive lines with combined salaries of like $35,000 a week doesn't mean he's bad but certainly isn't predictive of any sort of success in the premier league.

cliffs you got a hard on watching jozy score a bunch in a third rate european league, in friendlies and against island nations and now think he's the second coming. feel free to bump this thread when he's knocking balls down for El Hadji Diouf at elland road next year



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23864669)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:10 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

Lol, everyone can see you are ignoring my direct point.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23865396)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:33 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

youre done here and you know it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23865507)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:36 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

Admit you are one of those faggots who predicts that every American player will fail when he goes to Europe.

Who had a more impressive season,

Clint Dempsey scoring 8 goals for NE Revolution in 2007 or Jozy Altidore scoring 25 goals for AZ in 2013?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23865525)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:14 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

lol is this ur plan C argument

"you just hate all americans!"

please stop posting itt please pleaes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23865721)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:17 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

lol at your inability to answer my question. who looked more primed for EPL success, Dempsey in 2007 or Altidore in 2013?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23865735)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:22 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

Literally only retards like you think scoring 1 in 2 makes you look "PRIMED FOR EPL SUCCESS" and to answer your question I'd say Dempsey. Altidore has been fucking dogshit for 3 out of his last 4 clubs while Dempsey had 3 great seasons for New England

Dempsey had the talent to excel at a higher level. It's possible that Jozy does, but it's not looking like it at the moment. Being good in a shit league really isn't a great predictor of success in the EPL.

Look forward to hearing u blame Jozy's 5 in 35 season on Sunderland's shitty midfield though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23865769)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:44 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

Jozy had two great seasons in Holland to Dempsey's three seasons in NE. Jozy scored the winning goal in the dutch cup final against PSV. Jozy just put three past Bosnia on the road, a team leading its group in qualifying play. Anyone who has watched him play over the years could tell he is not the 20 year old naive guy at Hull anymore.

"Being good in a shit league isn't a great predictor of success in the EPL." Yea, Holland is a "shit league," not a league famous for grooming young players and producing class attacking talent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23865931)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

Tell me more about his prolific goal scoring record in exhibition matches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23866299)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:14 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23860098)



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Date: June 6th, 2016 3:25 AM
Author: splenetic indirect expression jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#30634334)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:57 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

did jozy score a hat trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23858203)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Milky menage place of business

bark bark kill self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23858221)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:21 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

Did Jozy Altidore set up a goal today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23858313)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:24 PM
Author: crusty theater stage

Michael Bradley, the defensive mid somehow scored like 18 goals in hOlland once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23858324)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:25 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

Bradley is premier league quality



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23858331)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:26 PM
Author: crusty theater stage

(not coach at Aston villa three years ago)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23858336)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:27 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

lol yeah that was ridiculous

surprised there wasnt more interest in him this summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23858339)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:28 PM
Author: crusty theater stage

He plays for a good team, only step ups would be champions league squads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23858350)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:30 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

epl teams have stupid money now with the new tv deal I thought maybe a midtable team would make a GENEROUS offer for him but yeah depends on whether or not he'd take a step down to move to the uk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23858360)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 2:30 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

if you knew anything about MB you'd know the answer is no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23864336)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 10:59 AM
Author: crusty theater stage

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#27121910)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:02 AM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

LOL. the step down was even fucking farther. cant believe how bad this pumo got owned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#27121922)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:28 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

xo ricky van wolfswinkel score on his debut u: looking a lil pudgy in ur jozy sunderland kit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23858347)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:22 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

jozy played quite well, too bad the rest of his team is SPS. should have gone to a team with actual support. he'll find his goals though regardless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23859828)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 3:50 PM
Author: Sticky Twinkling Striped Hyena

This is exactly why someone like Mikey Bradley would never go to a mid-table EPL team. The football sucks and you're not going to develop tactically or technically. American kids need to focus on getting to the Netherlands, Germany, Italy and maybe Spain. This rush to the EPL and Scandinavian leagues as got to fucking stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23864865)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:39 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

And then you have faggots like jacoby shaddix mindlessly worshiping the EPL and probably rooting for England's national team, until they started to suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23865543)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:17 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

"If u dont think Josmer Alitoder is world class center forward u hate america and worship england" - Doggie Suicide the poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23865730)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

lol faggot, i never said he was world class.

your the faggot predicting a first 11 dutch league player who is 23 years old will fail without actually giving any substantive reasons why other than "THE DEFENSES SUCK IN HOLLAND OMG," which ignores the fact that holland is known for creating attacking talent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23865752)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

he isnt good enough to score goals in the barclay's premier league sorry doggie suicide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23865774)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:34 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

lol at your inability to give any reasons. go put on your Man United jersey faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23865863)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:39 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

1 in 29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23865899)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:46 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

Yea, and players don't improve at all after they are 20 years old.

If you'd actually seen him play then and now, you'd know he's a completely different player.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23865938)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

He still can't score though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23866296)



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Date: August 17th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#26144632)



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Date: January 14th, 2015 4:33 AM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#27114516)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:16 PM
Author: slate ladyboy locale

(guy who knows nothing about football)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23865727)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: Sticky Twinkling Striped Hyena

You anglophiles are hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23878155)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:51 PM
Author: mischievous plum elastic band

He couldn't get a 180 if his life depended on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23859968)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:25 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

reserving this poasitng space for when jozy fails to score against southampton bringing his epl scoring record to 1 goal (one) in 30 (thirty) braclay's premier league games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23865785)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:39 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

Has Josmer entered his prime yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23865903)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:47 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATJxoShmW64

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23865942)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 7:43 PM
Author: Autistic Aphrodisiac Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23866321)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 8:58 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

he had a great game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23866800)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: crusty theater stage

I'd take jozy over chicharito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23866624)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 8:59 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

no manager would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23866803)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 5:29 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

yet many managers put in bids in the $10 million range and one purchased him for $13 million, despite your crap opinion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23872177)



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Date: August 24th, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

HOw was Jozy A. today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23923708)



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Date: August 24th, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

Did Jozy Alitodre score a goal today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23923706)



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Date: August 24th, 2013 12:03 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

Did Josmer enter his prime today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23923725)



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Date: August 24th, 2013 10:50 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

im at a wedding and cant get to my computer, can someone tell me if Alitodre Scored today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23926944)



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Date: August 31st, 2013 2:30 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

Did jozy enter his prime and score today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23969753)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 7:16 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

UPDATE: Sunderland have just loaned Fabio "bad at soccer" Borini to bolster their attacking options bc jozy is shit and a donkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#23981966)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 7:12 AM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

did jozy terrorize the costa rican back four?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24018707)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 9:21 AM
Author: slate ladyboy locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24018819)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 9:27 AM
Author: hateful principal's office mad cow disease

darius henderson >>> fat nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24018828)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: slate ladyboy locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24018832)



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Date: September 12th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

Did USA miss Jozmer in their crucial game against Mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24038286)



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Date: September 14th, 2013 11:58 AM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

did josmer make mesut regret signing for the Gunners instead of the Black Cats?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24048577)



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Date: September 14th, 2013 12:04 PM
Author: crusty theater stage

did your wife fuck jozy or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24048584)



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Date: September 14th, 2013 12:39 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

ya

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24048655)



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Date: September 14th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: Dashing gold hominid digit ratio

what is this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24048585)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 5:58 AM
Author: diverse kitty school

jozy should have had a goal yesterday, referee didnt play the advantage when he should have, jozy had it in the back of the net

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24053556)



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Date: September 29th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: diverse kitty school

breakout game coming on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24133979)



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Date: October 6th, 2013 12:43 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24179431)



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Date: October 12th, 2013 4:15 AM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24218358)



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Date: October 25th, 2013 6:40 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

thought baout this thread while billing at 10 PM lAST NIGTE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24306115)



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Date: October 27th, 2013 7:09 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

sunderland secured a vital 3 points today in a passionate derby vs newcastle bc fabio borini ran up to noted dogshit striker jozy altidore, stole the ball from him and then scored a beautiful winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24317286)



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Date: October 27th, 2013 7:11 PM
Author: drunken purple stead regret

SHADDIX YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24317298)



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Date: November 3rd, 2013 4:29 AM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

did jozy altidore score a premier league goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24360066)



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Date: November 8th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: Khaki dopamine ape

prime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24397738)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

did ojzy "the big unit" altiscore prime striker lead Sunderland FC past defending champions manchester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24409927)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 6:55 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

did jozy give the scots a torrid time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24445975)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 6:47 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

JOZY: USA PLAYER OF THE YEAR AND MAKER OF A JOHN TERRY BITCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24567987)



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Date: December 7th, 2013 1:12 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

JOZY INVOLVED IN THE BUILDUP STYLING ON TPTTENHAM LIKE YNY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24587788)



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Date: January 1st, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/assets/3777501/altidore.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24751307)



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Date: January 1st, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: diverse kitty school

Cringe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24751332)



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Date: January 18th, 2014 9:43 AM
Author: Spruce Travel Guidebook

lulzy watching all three of his teammates on the screen just putting their hands on top of their heads and walking away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24853884)



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Date: January 7th, 2014 6:17 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

The Big Joze just bossed the english champions for 11 minutes & booked his ticket to wembley then came out for a bronx curtain call while david moyes did a fail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24794088)



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Date: January 18th, 2014 9:38 AM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

Jozy Altidore is literally one of the worst strikers in premier league history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24853881)



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Date: January 18th, 2014 9:41 AM
Author: Self-absorbed space stain

:_(

Did he fuck up an opportunity today? I see Sunderland is tied right now. They need wins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24853883)



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Date: January 18th, 2014 10:10 AM
Author: Bisexual gaming laptop
Subject: OWAS

oh what a striker!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24853920)



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Date: January 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

Jozy failed to score against kidderminster harriers today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24895335)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 5:47 AM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-yQfirGdso

vid of jozy taking 3 shots from point blank range to knock a tea cup off a table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24898110)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: Bisexual gaming laptop

he didn't even hit the tea cups

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24898613)



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Date: February 1st, 2014 7:17 AM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

jozy listening 2 fake plasitc trees on tiny earbuds before TYNE-WEAR DERBY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#24935408)



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Date: February 23rd, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

26.5 games per goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#25072730)



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Date: March 2nd, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

did jozy lift the cup today on a cloudy blustery day in london

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#25114313)



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Date: March 22nd, 2014 7:27 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#25240608)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#25373027)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 6:44 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

the jozy apologist itt went pumo, LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#25373031)



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Date: May 8th, 2014 9:26 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#25527991)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#25612412)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 6:14 AM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#25704662)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: galvanic plaza boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#25708303)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

brothers...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#25708941)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 6:28 PM
Author: Khaki dopamine ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#25761805)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#25714637)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 2:43 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

TODAY IS THE DAY BROS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#25760450)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 2:47 PM
Author: stirring ocher sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#25760481)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

did jozy score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#25761691)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 6:21 PM
Author: Adventurous internet-worthy selfie location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#25761736)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 6:28 PM
Author: Swollen brunch

oops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#25761810)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 2:11 AM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

aron looked bad though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#25764747)



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Date: June 23rd, 2014 12:04 AM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

did jozy score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#25800230)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Self-absorbed space stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#26140508)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: crusty theater stage

Jozy just tweeted "entering my prime right now"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#26140543)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

180 not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#26140579)



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Date: August 17th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

jozy getting off on the right foot. subbed on in the 81st minute and was fucking shit and bad and didnt score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#26144626)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Self-absorbed space stain

:_(

Coming on against United right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#26195716)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/09/usa-striker-jozy-altidore-leave-sunderland-january

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#26487219)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Khaki dopamine ape

2 goals. 61 games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#26491714)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: exciting buff skinny woman dilemma

<<buzz>>

*Jozy looks at his phone and sees an incoming call from Heaven*

Jozy: "Hello?"

God: "Jozy?"

Jozy: "Yea"

God: "U R DONE HERE! GTFO"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#26487229)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: galvanic plaza boistinker

ATTN Anti-Jozy POZ, he is currently pwning #3 ranked Colombia on ESPN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#26716547)



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Date: January 14th, 2015 4:32 AM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

http://www.tsn.ca/toronto-fc-completes-swap-deal-altidore-to-toronto-defoe-to-sunderland-1.181889

jozy epl saga has come 2 an end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#27114515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

Literally the worst signing in Sunderland's 136 year history. LMFAO. Dude in this thread got owned so bad he had 2 go pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#27121892)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Amethyst boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#27121900)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:00 AM
Author: crusty theater stage

Damn Defoe was a shite signing too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#27121912)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:03 AM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

idk man. swapping a bro with 2 goals in 72 for a guy with around 150 prem goals. ok hes getting up there in age but ur exchanging proven shit for an old fox in the box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#27121924)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: crusty theater stage

Defoe wanted out, he forced torontos hand. Jozy should be fine with service from Bradley in MLS. I expected defoe to be even better than keane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#27121929)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

11 in 16 is pretty good?? or is there more than meets the eye? I don't watch that much mls so idk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#27121939)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:07 AM
Author: crusty theater stage

Pretty sure he scored like ten of those in ten games then did nothing the rest of the year as rumors swirled and Toronto was shit. Ryan Nelsen got fired and Toronto missed the playoffs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#27121946)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:13 AM
Author: Zombie-like Slippery Garrison Associate

LOL 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#27121962)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Self-absorbed space stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#30494093)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:18 AM
Author: Khaki dopamine ape

the other guy who was talking mad shit went pumo too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#27121980)



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Date: January 28th, 2015 6:46 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

JOZY just STYLING on CHILE and JACOBY SHADDOX like YNY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#27205185)



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Date: March 8th, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

Two goals today for Jozy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#27452237)



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Date: March 8th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: Turquoise double fault

He is literally one of the top players in all of Canada right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#27452259)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

goal and assist against # 1 denmark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#27613429)



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Date: August 11th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Khaki dopamine ape

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#28528140)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

Jozy's hold up play instrumental in the American heroic execution of fixing the game of soccer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#27987903)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 8:10 PM
Author: Khaki dopamine ape

How did this thread turn out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#28241053)



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Date: August 11th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: awkward razzle wagecucks abode

LOL

Jozy Altidore: 60 premier league games, 2 goals



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#28530308)



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Date: August 11th, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: sinister aromatic parlor toilet seat

JFC

Doggie YOU ARE DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#28530310)



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Date: August 11th, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: awkward razzle wagecucks abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#28530321)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: splenetic indirect expression jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#29752243)



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Date: August 20th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: awkward razzle wagecucks abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#28594293)



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Date: December 31st, 2015 6:11 PM
Author: crusty theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#29493485)



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Date: December 31st, 2015 6:12 PM
Author: Flushed Ungodly Psychic Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#29493489)



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Date: March 29th, 2016 11:46 PM
Author: Lilac beady-eyed lodge

laying waste to Guatemala

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#30164555)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: crusty theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#30238772)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

Jozy with an assist this weekend. What a stud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#30344388)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: Self-absorbed space stain

:_(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#30494082)



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Date: May 21st, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Comical tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#30527847)



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Date: May 21st, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: ebony exhilarant affirmative action

the retards comparing international and shit league football to the EPL sure as fuck got gaped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#30527935)



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Date: May 21st, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Harsh effete center friendly grandma

http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/05/11/jozy-altidore-greg-vanney-not-concerned-about-strikers-goalless-start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#30528028)



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Date: June 4th, 2016 12:39 AM
Author: crusty theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#30621098)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

Jozy getting hot again bros! Sick goal he scored this weekend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZL9T6LUaJ0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#31223338)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 7:29 PM
Author: disrespectful flesh messiness library

No one within 5 yards of him. Garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#31225299)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 7:26 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#31225279)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 5:57 PM
Author: crusty theater stage

Jozy=shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#31260577)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: splenetic indirect expression jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#32113171)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: crusty theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#32113176)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: violent meetinghouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#32113198)



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Date: July 26th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: Abusive Erotic Den

Golazo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#33863502)



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Date: October 10th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: Hideous station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#34412826)



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Date: October 10th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: violent meetinghouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#34412830)



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Date: October 11th, 2017 9:34 AM
Author: Khaki dopamine ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#34415318)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 7:02 PM
Author: Naked seedy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#34877789)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: cerebral opaque coffee pot

Jozy GOAL against Amerikkkka!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#35787812)



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Date: July 7th, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: clear heaven

LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#38495269)



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Date: January 31st, 2021 11:26 AM
Author: Khaki dopamine ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#41861009)



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Date: June 18th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: Sadistic home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#42648771)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: Khaki dopamine ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#44259099)



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Date: November 15th, 2022 5:42 PM
Author: Sadistic home

where are we on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#45498165)



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Date: November 15th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: cowardly alpha property

lmao US soccer team fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#45498169)



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Date: November 17th, 2022 2:53 PM
Author: Khaki dopamine ape

youre such a fag dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#45507787)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Sadistic home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49506515)