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Jesus fucking Christ my gout is killing me tonight

My whole goddamn elbow is on fire. Jfc. Nothing helps. Not e...
Fragrant tanning salon
  01/21/26
Let's cheers to the hope it spreads. It will give you more t...
jade ceo
  01/22/26
kys, tyia!
exciting tantric church building circlehead
  01/21/26
what even is 'gout.' sounds like one of those 18th century i...
trip base faggotry
  01/21/26
It’s an autoimmune condition whereby your body starts ...
Fragrant tanning salon
  01/21/26
'metabolic dysfunction' is the topic du jour in the health s...
trip base faggotry
  01/21/26
It's the type of shit that happens when you load up on calor...
jade ceo
  01/22/26
It’s linked to chronic stress
Fragrant tanning salon
  01/22/26
dat too many inflammatory
beta public bath cuck
  01/22/26
I’m just saying, it’s high stress that brings on...
Fragrant tanning salon
  01/22/26
AI confirmed the highest correlation among gout sufferers is...
jade ceo
  01/22/26
You're really doing a very nice job with this schtick, tubby...
Bronze trust fund internal respiration
  01/22/26
its your poisonous diet
Cordovan 180 theatre
  01/22/26
It’s linked to being an unhealthy fatass
jet-lagged stage
  01/22/26
- john mellencamp.mp3
aphrodisiac bipolar abode
  01/22/26
have you tried hotter showers and louder country music
awkward personal credit line tattoo
  01/22/26
Do you think those would help?
Fragrant tanning salon
  01/22/26
the cure for gout is a three-chord progression sourced under...
awkward personal credit line tattoo
  01/22/26
Man I love that twang sound from the slide on the steel guit...
Fragrant tanning salon
  01/22/26
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multi-colored kitchen
  01/22/26
He only comes here for torment
jade ceo
  01/22/26
Sounds like your wife needs to lube up the strap on a little...
Mahogany Theater
  01/22/26
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pea-brained hospital
  01/22/26


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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:10 PM
Author: Fragrant tanning salon

My whole goddamn elbow is on fire. Jfc. Nothing helps. Not even a hot shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49607838)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 5:09 AM
Author: jade ceo

Let's cheers to the hope it spreads. It will give you more to post about and, therefore, some kind of life purpose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49608086)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:13 PM
Author: exciting tantric church building circlehead

kys, tyia!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49607843)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:16 PM
Author: trip base faggotry

what even is 'gout.' sounds like one of those 18th century illnesses that was eradicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49607852)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Fragrant tanning salon

It’s an autoimmune condition whereby your body starts attacking its own tissue due to buildup of antioxidants (the diagnostic marker is uric acid). It’s linked to metabolic dysfunction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49607875)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: trip base faggotry

'metabolic dysfunction' is the topic du jour in the health space. all illness -- heart disease, cancer, everything -- is now cast as metabolic in origin.

probably more true than not. we should all be low-carb, whole foods probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49607882)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 5:07 AM
Author: jade ceo

It's the type of shit that happens when you load up on calories and don't occupy your body with burning them. It turns to inflammatory responses and fighting itself just to burn the energy

Think of a dog habitually chewing its foot to the point of injury because it's kept home all day with no outlet to occupy its mind or energy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49608085)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 6:09 AM
Author: Fragrant tanning salon

It’s linked to chronic stress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49608118)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 6:13 AM
Author: beta public bath cuck

dat too many inflammatory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49608119)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 6:19 AM
Author: Fragrant tanning salon

I’m just saying, it’s high stress that brings on the attacks. I get stressed out all the time.

Sometimes, when I’m driving my kids to school, they’ll start fighting or something and I’ll wig out on them and shout and tell them to calm down. Then I’ll put it on the country radio station turned all the way down low, to the point where you can just barely make out the melody, and then I’ll tap the steering wheel to the beat, watch the world through the windshield, and go back in my mind to the ones that harmed me and the circumstances surrounding same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49608123)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 7:38 AM
Author: jade ceo

AI confirmed the highest correlation among gout sufferers is metabolic issues / obesity. High levels of red meat consumption are also problematic. Thankfully, you don't seem to willingly suffer either of these problems!

What do you think about when it comes to those who have harmed you? How high do you place yourself on that mental list? What would you do to straighten out your kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49608188)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 7:43 AM
Author: Bronze trust fund internal respiration

You're really doing a very nice job with this schtick, tubby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49608191)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Cordovan 180 theatre

its your poisonous diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49608200)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:27 AM
Author: jet-lagged stage

It’s linked to being an unhealthy fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49608228)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:06 AM
Author: aphrodisiac bipolar abode

- john mellencamp.mp3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49608206)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: awkward personal credit line tattoo

have you tried hotter showers and louder country music

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49608209)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:22 AM
Author: Fragrant tanning salon

Do you think those would help?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49608219)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:28 AM
Author: awkward personal credit line tattoo

the cure for gout is a three-chord progression sourced under a country ballad - tears of a cheatin' heart, bluegrass harmony, steel guitar slide - heard under a shower of 119 degrees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49608230)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Fragrant tanning salon

Man I love that twang sound from the slide on the steel guitar. It speaks to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49608246)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: multi-colored kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49608249)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: jade ceo

He only comes here for torment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49608978)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: Mahogany Theater

Sounds like your wife needs to lube up the strap on a little better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49608250)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: pea-brained hospital



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