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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Elite Hospital
  11/29/25
Women are 180
crusty opaque sneaky criminal
  11/29/25
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naked knife regret
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crusty opaque sneaky criminal
  11/29/25
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Orchid razzle orchestra pit gunner
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crusty opaque sneaky criminal
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Lascivious crystalline resort
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Elite Hospital
  11/29/25
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naked knife regret
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
Aphrodisiac Crawly Elastic Band Office
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Elite Hospital
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
Aphrodisiac Crawly Elastic Band Office
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
nubile yarmulke
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Zippy library really tough guy
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Embarrassed To The Bone Salmon Parlor
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Elite Hospital
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
galvanic azn old irish cottage
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Cerebral khaki chad
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
galvanic azn old irish cottage
  11/29/25
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Aphrodisiac Crawly Elastic Band Office
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
high-end maroon boiling water
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Lascivious crystalline resort
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Supple abode
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Lascivious crystalline resort
  11/29/25
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Domesticated garnet reading party
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
talented mint national wrinkle
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
Alcoholic overrated depressive
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Laughsome buff feces
  12/04/25
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costumed startling gas station love of her life
  12/04/25
Approved
Violent mediation bawdyhouse
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
naked knife regret
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Elite Hospital
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Elite Hospital

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: crusty opaque sneaky criminal

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: naked knife regret



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: crusty opaque sneaky criminal



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Orchid razzle orchestra pit gunner



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: crusty opaque sneaky criminal



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Lascivious crystalline resort

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Elite Hospital

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: naked knife regret



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Crawly Elastic Band Office

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Elite Hospital

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Crawly Elastic Band Office

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: nubile yarmulke

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Zippy library really tough guy

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Salmon Parlor

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Elite Hospital

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: galvanic azn old irish cottage

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Cerebral khaki chad

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: galvanic azn old irish cottage

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Crawly Elastic Band Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: high-end maroon boiling water

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Lascivious crystalline resort

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Supple abode

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Lascivious crystalline resort

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Domesticated garnet reading party



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: talented mint national wrinkle

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Alcoholic overrated depressive

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Laughsome buff feces

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: costumed startling gas station love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Violent mediation bawdyhouse

Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: naked knife regret

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Elite Hospital

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49490766)