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23andMe files for bankruptcy

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankru...
Passionate space
  03/24/25
will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company whic...
violet awkward dopamine
  03/24/25
yep
appetizing stain deer antler
  03/24/25
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Trip cobalt tank
  03/24/25
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laughsome address regret
  03/24/25
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Shimmering vivacious school cafeteria depressive
  03/24/25
cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced
chartreuse fluffy national rigpig
  03/24/25
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Scarlet masturbator
  03/24/25
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Chest-beating salmon state marketing idea
  03/24/25
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frisky stirring cuckoldry
  03/24/25
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nubile home
  03/26/25
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Adventurous Area Milk
  03/27/25
bbut what will happen to my DNA?
Nofapping self-absorbed pistol
  03/24/25
Especially the DNA
White Up-to-no-good Idea He Suggested
  03/24/25
how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.
citrine yarmulke
  03/24/25
titcr
Cordovan swashbuckling generalized bond
  03/24/25
it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat cu...
violet awkward dopamine
  03/24/25
It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.
Cordovan swashbuckling generalized bond
  03/24/25
I wonder if my DNA changed since last year
Avocado comical property love of her life
  03/24/25
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appetizing stain deer antler
  03/24/25
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Scarlet masturbator
  03/24/25
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Carmine stage fanboi
  03/24/25
i want my DNA back
Nofapping self-absorbed pistol
  03/24/25
you would think that if they auctioned off each asset indivi...
chartreuse fluffy national rigpig
  03/24/25
That would be pretty brilliant.
Scarlet masturbator
  03/24/25
Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on ea...
Nudist Fragrant Partner Piazza
  03/24/25
Sure but don't do that.
Scarlet masturbator
  03/24/25
Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case a...
Nudist Fragrant Partner Piazza
  03/24/25
...
Carmine stage fanboi
  03/24/25
(Your future wife)
Thriller honey-headed base macaca
  03/24/25
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Pearly coldplay fan
  03/24/25
Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (a...
Nudist Fragrant Partner Piazza
  03/24/25
They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of l...
contagious glassy step-uncle's house
  03/24/25
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Adventurous Area Milk
  03/27/25
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pube
  12/08/25
they should start a confidentiality subscription service whe...
purple coffee pot faggotry
  03/24/25
MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy
Pontificating chapel
  03/24/25
I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding t...
Ivory parlour mother
  03/24/25
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Ivory parlour mother
  03/26/25
https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723
violet awkward dopamine
  03/27/25
lol
Passionate space
  03/27/25
When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print...
Nudist Fragrant Partner Piazza
  03/27/25
wait, my DNA
merry screenmas
  12/08/25


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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Passionate space

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankruptcy-ceo-anne-wojcicki-resigns/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48776819)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: violet awkward dopamine

will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company which will then own a trove of unanonymized american genetic data

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48776822)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: appetizing stain deer antler

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48776855)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Trip cobalt tank



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: laughsome address regret



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Shimmering vivacious school cafeteria depressive



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: chartreuse fluffy national rigpig

cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48777075)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Scarlet masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48777078)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: Chest-beating salmon state marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48777274)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: frisky stirring cuckoldry



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: nubile home

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Adventurous Area Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48786991)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Nofapping self-absorbed pistol

bbut what will happen to my DNA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48776827)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: White Up-to-no-good Idea He Suggested

Especially the DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48776893)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: citrine yarmulke

how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48776856)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Cordovan swashbuckling generalized bond

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48776862)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: violet awkward dopamine

it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat customers. you buy your testing kit and results and you never buy anything from them ever again. once they burned through their TAM it was all over. they tried to forcememe some subscription shit to no avail. it should have never gone public, they scammed investors during the spac craze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48776886)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Cordovan swashbuckling generalized bond

It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48776912)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Avocado comical property love of her life

I wonder if my DNA changed since last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48776915)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: appetizing stain deer antler



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Scarlet masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48777080)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Carmine stage fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48777326)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Nofapping self-absorbed pistol

i want my DNA back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48777000)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chartreuse fluffy national rigpig

you would think that if they auctioned off each asset individually, each person who gave them DNA would pay the most to keep their own personal information confidential. like what, $100? can't imagine any private bidder would be willing to pay that much per person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48777084)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Scarlet masturbator

That would be pretty brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48777102)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Nudist Fragrant Partner Piazza

Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on each form asset transfer document and this is a net loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48777412)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Scarlet masturbator

Sure but don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48777778)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Nudist Fragrant Partner Piazza

Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case after taking in $5M before the filing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48778001)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Carmine stage fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48777327)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Thriller honey-headed base macaca

(Your future wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48777751)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Pearly coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48778639)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Nudist Fragrant Partner Piazza

Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (as opposed to Wilmington, Houston, Newark or Manhattan). What does the 8th Circuit say about personal data that makes this a good jurisdiction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48777309)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: contagious glassy step-uncle's house

They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of liberal arts scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48778503)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Adventurous Area Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48786993)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: pube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49493721)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: purple coffee pot faggotry

they should start a confidentiality subscription service where they don't sell your data to anyone as long as you pay $10 a month or something like that. A bargain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48777756)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Pontificating chapel

MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48777758)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Ivory parlour mother

I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding their long lost real dad using 23andme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48778477)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Ivory parlour mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48784092)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 2:54 AM
Author: violet awkward dopamine

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48786280)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Passionate space

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48786707)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Nudist Fragrant Partner Piazza

When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print don't be surprised when it says we can sell all your data without your consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48787162)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: merry screenmas

wait, my DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49493859)