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anyone else completely addicted to seltzer water
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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:55 AM Author: cracking dull ticket booth it's all i drink anymore
i've temporarily quit a few times but i always come crawling back. it's just too fucking good |
Date: March 6th, 2026 10:58 AM Author: Massive milky elastic band partner 1 per day for me for 12 years. Why would you “quit”? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49720688) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:00 AM Author: snowy kitty I drink tap water with ice because I'm American (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49720698) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:01 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Office Hominid *briefcase of gulab jamin falls out* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49720703) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:02 AM Author: snowy kitty I don't think you understand how America outside of NYC Judaism works (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49720709) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:04 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Office Hominid you're obviously an angry brownoid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49720714) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:09 AM Author: snowy kitty try asking for "water" at any american restaurant that isn't "karma sushi" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49720729) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:27 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Office Hominid you seem to be esl. let me help you. YOU'RE a brownoid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49720804) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:34 AM Author: snowy kitty sure man if you believe it's real it is real, but you can't hide behind "hehe brownoid" in an attempt to deflect from your odious kikedom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49720824) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:00 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Office Hominid wife is. she's keeping sodastream in business. 2-3 bottles of sodastream a day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49720700) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:00 AM Author: Sapphire Contagious Theater Therapy ive always been a seltzermo because my family was soda proles and flat water doesn't feel right to me. some nigger mocked me for it back in like 2005 saying "aint that wat oregnant women drink!?" but now everyone does! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49720702) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:08 AM Author: dead chrome heaven yarmulke You are such a house nigger lmao. I once wrote a thread about how prole you are just based on my prole or not prole threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49720728) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:25 AM Author: Sapphire Contagious Theater Therapy ive poasted a lot of scholarship on my proleness. it's not like its something i dont own.
link to thread?
being prole makes me the most qualified to weigh in on prole/not prole. |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:32 AM Author: dead chrome heaven yarmulke No. We talked about this. You can only see a little prole. You cannot see what non proles see as prole. You are the least qualified here.
Editing your posts is paf btw |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:38 AM Author: Sapphire Contagious Theater Therapy i edited that in in like .2 secs you catty fag. it wasnt some pathetic stealth edit that alters the meaning of the poast overall.
i disagee because im an ascended prole and float in prestigious circles now. its like how a foreigner is most qualified to describe the differences between their native and adoptive home.
and how would it be different if i was a bluebood prestigemo?! that person would be just as unqualified to opine on whats prole. are you an adoptive prole? downwardly mlbile blueblood living in the trailer park now? |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:42 AM Author: snowy kitty There is no such thing as an ascended prole. You cannot exist in both spheres at once. Refusing to accept you are No Longer Prole is itself Prole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49720844) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:44 AM Author: Sapphire Contagious Theater Therapy im not. that would be like saying a foreigner is identical to a native. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49720850) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:48 AM Author: dead chrome heaven yarmulke Y9u're not Tocqueville. You are a prole with slightly more money than you had 2 years ago. It's why you defend cslg on here. Biggest room on Caribbean cruise equals elite af.
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:52 AM Author: Sapphire Contagious Theater Therapy when the fuck did i say anything like that?
what have i claimed is prestigious that you disagree with?
you're just being a catty feuding fag because thats the raison d'etre of fags (i learned raison d'etre in ascended prole finishing school) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:59 AM Author: odious sticky laser beams great sub thread, 180s to everyone involved, I really like it here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49720889) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:42 PM Author: dead chrome heaven yarmulke its like how a foreigner is most qualified to describe the differences between their native and adoptive home.
Unless you edit again tbf
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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: Sapphire Contagious Theater Therapy now that i know you're obsessively refreshing threads ill be careful not to add things even .2 seconds after i hit poast. mea culpa.
btw this is extremely prole. the prestigious thing to do would be to at least feign nonchalance rather than exposing that you're manically dialed in.
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:42 AM Author: dead chrome heaven yarmulke Go back to rEDdIT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49720846) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:46 AM Author: Sapphire Contagious Theater Therapy dont be mad i pwned you with irrefutable logic. this is why km ascendant and why you're brutally regressing to the mean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49720853) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:22 AM Author: cracking dull ticket booth wow, gunnerattt ahead of the curve as usual
is there anything this guy can't do? |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:13 AM Author: Stirring harsh hospital was addicted all last summer, it was a 180 summer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49720744) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:16 AM Author: irradiated theater stage https://ibb.co/Wp49g9c8 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49720760) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:22 AM Author: cracking dull ticket booth adolf hitler would have drank 8+ seltzer waters a day and he would have had the same favorite flavors as me
fact |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:36 AM Author: irradiated theater stage Hitler Pampelmousse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49720830) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:50 AM Author: cracking dull ticket booth 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49720866) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:26 AM Author: Beady-eyed Lilac Point Twinkling Uncleanness Favorite brand? Thoughts on sparkling water? |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:29 AM Author: cracking dull ticket booth i drink my local store brand because it's literally 1/2 the price of name brands and 95% as good as them
lime is the best flavor by far imo
sparkling water is good and i get it sometimes at restaurants for fun if they have it |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:31 AM Author: chest-beating mint library nibblets Yes. We go through cases from Costco. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49720816) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:38 AM Author: flirting soggy goal in life boltzmann my wife is addicted to buying seltzer water then never drinking it because it tastes like shit and having it take up space in our fridge/pantry for months before i finally toss all of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49720835) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:56 AM Author: cracking dull ticket booth yeah women love this shit
all the 180 people in the world do (me, women, others) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:57 AM Author: snowy kitty (Continental Socialist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49720885) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:57 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle indian lodge I very very very very highly recommend you NOT drink seltzer from a can. You're basically mainlining bisephanols, PFAS, syrene, formaldehyde, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49720887) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:03 PM Author: cracking dull ticket booth really? i thought metal cans have *less* chemicals than plastic and composite containers do
you got scholarship on this? |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:11 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle indian lodge JFC tard. Don't drink out of plastic or composite containers either.
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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: odious sticky laser beams I find fizzy water much more refreshing than plain water and I always have some in the fridge (usually the absolute cheapest I can find, occasionally some San Pelegrino) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49720896) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:47 PM Author: dead chrome heaven yarmulke San Pelegrino is exactly what gunnerat would describe as how he ascended from prole. Adding to my repertoire ty. Also included "white wine with fish" and socks just a hue off of pants. Ascended paf |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: cracking dull ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49721053) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:49 PM Author: dead chrome heaven yarmulke Sorry I ruined your thread BTW. Gunnerat just makes me so darn mad with his idea that he ascended (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49721062) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:53 PM Author: cracking dull ticket booth no it's definitely gunnerattt's fault as usual (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49721076) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: odious sticky laser beams wait a second, San Pelegrino is a good water with a pleasant amount of carbonation, am I being called prole for this opinion???? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49721091) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:25 PM Author: dead chrome heaven yarmulke Enjoy your peroni and aperol spritz proleass fancy prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49721778) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:49 PM Author: charismatic pervert trust fund It destroys your teeth I have heard. The acid or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49721064) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: judgmental lavender french chef orchestra pit I actually asked a dentist about this and they said no. Was concerned because I drink like 4 or 5 cans of seltzer a day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49721092) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: charismatic pervert trust fund He heard a cash register noise as you asked, he's got a customer for life now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49721098) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: judgmental lavender french chef orchestra pit Fair point. I got fucking owned!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49721153) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: stimulating sweet tailpipe Whoa. Incel is credited for once
Co2 becomes carbonic acid that dissolves teeth fastly |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 PM Author: Galvanic Drab Turdskin Faggotry I drink spendrifts almost exclusively (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49721082) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:09 PM Author: Outnumbered Bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49721115) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:12 PM Author: snowy kitty Bunch of fuckin fag communists on this board. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49721132) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:23 PM Author: cracking dull ticket booth your brown
every White person drinks this stuff now. sorry, Champ |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:57 PM Author: snowy kitty (asks for a humble bottle of pellegrino at local buffet)
"What, are you people even White?" |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:21 PM Author: Fragrant Thirsty Abode i prefer pellegrino these days (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49721585) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:26 PM Author: spruce bawdyhouse old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49721785) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: provocative maize crotch church building i like to mix my wine with la croix (but not while working of course) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49721798) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: cracking dull ticket booth never tried this but i have thought about it before
is it actually good? |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 9:23 PM Author: provocative maize crotch church building not really “good” in terms of flavor but it works if you can’t do beer or liquor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49722428) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 9:16 PM Author: cracking dull ticket booth Fizzy water sure is crazy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49722420) |