\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

What happened to the FARTHEST CORNELL lawyer?

?
pale curious cruise ship partner
  12/19/19
I think about this guy often and hope he is happy
Geriatric Flatulent Foreskin Sweet Tailpipe
  01/05/23
heard he jumped off the gorgeous GORGES
dull aphrodisiac keepsake machete
  01/05/23
So I spent wayyyyy too long looking this up because he's a b...
racy henna den round eye
  03/29/23
amazing career trajectory
trip avocado lodge turdskin
  01/21/24
How far from Cornell is he these days?
pale curious cruise ship partner
  02/05/24
...
trip avocado lodge turdskin
  03/24/24
Is it outing if they aren’t poasters, just talked abou...
Chest-beating messiness pocket flask
  03/24/24
...
Greedy trailer park
  03/24/24
UPDATE: now a social studies teacher in a TINY town in Alask...
trip avocado lodge turdskin
  12/05/25
Doobs has had an interesting life, that's for sure
vivacious lettuce crotch
  12/05/25
i was being serious - though while his linkedin says alaska ...
trip avocado lodge turdskin
  12/05/25
didn't this guy go solo straight out of law school?
Navy background story senate
  12/05/25
yep
trip avocado lodge turdskin
  12/05/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2019 4:38 PM
Author: pale curious cruise ship partner

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4404656&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#39293154)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 5th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Geriatric Flatulent Foreskin Sweet Tailpipe

I think about this guy often and hope he is happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4404656&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#45745384)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 5th, 2023 12:20 PM
Author: dull aphrodisiac keepsake machete

heard he jumped off the gorgeous GORGES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4404656&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#45745395)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2023 5:52 PM
Author: racy henna den round eye

So I spent wayyyyy too long looking this up because he's a bit of an enigma. No outing.

1. Bar license has been suspended in Oregon for non-disciplinary reasons.

2. Went back to get MY MASTER'S in History, then MY MASTER'S in Teaching, 2015-2016 range.

3. Now basically a substitute teacher.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4404656&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#46115204)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 21st, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: trip avocado lodge turdskin

amazing career trajectory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4404656&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#47315436)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: pale curious cruise ship partner

How far from Cornell is he these days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4404656&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#47368817)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: trip avocado lodge turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4404656&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#47523214)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2024 8:34 PM
Author: Chest-beating messiness pocket flask

Is it outing if they aren’t poasters, just talked about on the board?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4404656&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#47523222)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2024 8:34 PM
Author: Greedy trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4404656&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#47523225)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: trip avocado lodge turdskin

UPDATE: now a social studies teacher in a TINY town in Alaska, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4404656&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49486298)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: vivacious lettuce crotch

Doobs has had an interesting life, that's for sure



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4404656&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49486301)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: trip avocado lodge turdskin

i was being serious - though while his linkedin says alaska he no longer appears on the school's staff page.

who knows to what parts unknown, what lonely corner of our pale blue doot our former counselor from farthest cornell hath lately wandered...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4404656&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49487469)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Navy background story senate

didn't this guy go solo straight out of law school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4404656&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49487480)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: trip avocado lodge turdskin

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4404656&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49487542)