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23andMe files for bankruptcy

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankru...
Chocolate multi-billionaire ladyboy
  03/24/25
will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company whic...
Frum adventurous theatre
  03/24/25
yep
Cordovan double fault resort
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Charismatic deranged windowlicker theater
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obsidian dingle berry
  03/24/25
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bossy bistre idiot potus
  03/24/25
cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced
flatulent range
  03/24/25
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Lake Arrogant Address
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Mustard regret plaza
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Painfully honest box office wagecucks
  03/26/25
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Odious emerald patrolman
  03/27/25
bbut what will happen to my DNA?
Jet mental disorder really tough guy
  03/24/25
Especially the DNA
Contagious step-uncle's house
  03/24/25
how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.
Multi-colored Garrison Fortuitous Meteor
  03/24/25
titcr
Brass Senate
  03/24/25
it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat cu...
Frum adventurous theatre
  03/24/25
It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.
Brass Senate
  03/24/25
I wonder if my DNA changed since last year
Supple awkward generalized bond
  03/24/25
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Cordovan double fault resort
  03/24/25
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Lake Arrogant Address
  03/24/25
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fear-inspiring stimulating whorehouse
  03/24/25
i want my DNA back
Jet mental disorder really tough guy
  03/24/25
you would think that if they auctioned off each asset indivi...
flatulent range
  03/24/25
That would be pretty brilliant.
Lake Arrogant Address
  03/24/25
Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on ea...
excitant duck-like shrine
  03/24/25
Sure but don't do that.
Lake Arrogant Address
  03/24/25
Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case a...
excitant duck-like shrine
  03/24/25
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fear-inspiring stimulating whorehouse
  03/24/25
(Your future wife)
wonderful fantasy-prone set
  03/24/25
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Amethyst rough-skinned french chef partner
  03/24/25
Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (a...
excitant duck-like shrine
  03/24/25
They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of l...
Exhilarant elite university
  03/24/25
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Odious emerald patrolman
  03/27/25
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pube
  12/08/25
they should start a confidentiality subscription service whe...
Orange Irradiated Location
  03/24/25
MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy
Appetizing Tan Sanctuary
  03/24/25
I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding t...
Nofapping ruby giraffe tattoo
  03/24/25
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Nofapping ruby giraffe tattoo
  03/26/25
https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723
Frum adventurous theatre
  03/27/25
lol
Chocolate multi-billionaire ladyboy
  03/27/25
When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print...
excitant duck-like shrine
  03/27/25
wait, my DNA
merry screenmas
  12/08/25


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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Chocolate multi-billionaire ladyboy

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankruptcy-ceo-anne-wojcicki-resigns/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48776819)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: Frum adventurous theatre

will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company which will then own a trove of unanonymized american genetic data

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48776822)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Cordovan double fault resort

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48776855)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Charismatic deranged windowlicker theater



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: obsidian dingle berry



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: bossy bistre idiot potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48776913)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: flatulent range

cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48777075)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Lake Arrogant Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48777078)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: Magenta native gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48777274)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Mustard regret plaza



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Painfully honest box office wagecucks

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48784132)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Odious emerald patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48786991)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Jet mental disorder really tough guy

bbut what will happen to my DNA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48776827)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Contagious step-uncle's house

Especially the DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48776893)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Multi-colored Garrison Fortuitous Meteor

how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48776856)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Brass Senate

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48776862)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Frum adventurous theatre

it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat customers. you buy your testing kit and results and you never buy anything from them ever again. once they burned through their TAM it was all over. they tried to forcememe some subscription shit to no avail. it should have never gone public, they scammed investors during the spac craze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48776886)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Brass Senate

It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48776912)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Supple awkward generalized bond

I wonder if my DNA changed since last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48776915)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Cordovan double fault resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48776991)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Lake Arrogant Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48777080)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: fear-inspiring stimulating whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48777326)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Jet mental disorder really tough guy

i want my DNA back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48777000)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: flatulent range

you would think that if they auctioned off each asset individually, each person who gave them DNA would pay the most to keep their own personal information confidential. like what, $100? can't imagine any private bidder would be willing to pay that much per person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48777084)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Lake Arrogant Address

That would be pretty brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48777102)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: excitant duck-like shrine

Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on each form asset transfer document and this is a net loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48777412)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Lake Arrogant Address

Sure but don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48777778)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: excitant duck-like shrine

Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case after taking in $5M before the filing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48778001)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: fear-inspiring stimulating whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48777327)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: wonderful fantasy-prone set

(Your future wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48777751)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Amethyst rough-skinned french chef partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48778639)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: excitant duck-like shrine

Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (as opposed to Wilmington, Houston, Newark or Manhattan). What does the 8th Circuit say about personal data that makes this a good jurisdiction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48777309)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant elite university

They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of liberal arts scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48778503)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Odious emerald patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48786993)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: pube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49493721)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Orange Irradiated Location

they should start a confidentiality subscription service where they don't sell your data to anyone as long as you pay $10 a month or something like that. A bargain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48777756)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Appetizing Tan Sanctuary

MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48777758)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Nofapping ruby giraffe tattoo

I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding their long lost real dad using 23andme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48778477)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Nofapping ruby giraffe tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48784092)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 2:54 AM
Author: Frum adventurous theatre

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48786280)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Chocolate multi-billionaire ladyboy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48786707)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: excitant duck-like shrine

When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print don't be surprised when it says we can sell all your data without your consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48787162)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: merry screenmas

wait, my DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49493859)