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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
low-t faggotry preventive strike
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Scarlet excitant therapy
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Racy fishy lay coffee pot
  04/18/25
Cr.
multi-colored at-the-ready hall
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
adventurous brilliant nowag
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Provocative vermilion principal's office police squad
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
low-t faggotry preventive strike
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
glittery ratface
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
curious piazza
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
low-t faggotry preventive strike
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
translucent parlor
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
low-t faggotry preventive strike
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
translucent parlor
  04/18/25
...
Sick bistre goyim
  04/18/25
...
cream stage useless brakes
  08/17/26
...
fuchsia reading party
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Olive Stead
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Beady-eyed queen of the night
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
low-t faggotry preventive strike
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Beady-eyed queen of the night
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Sick bistre goyim
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
low-t faggotry preventive strike
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Beady-eyed queen of the night
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
low-t faggotry preventive strike
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Beady-eyed queen of the night
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Cerise Prole Library
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Beady-eyed queen of the night
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Sick bistre goyim
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
low-t faggotry preventive strike
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Self-centered Background Story Ladyboy
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Sick bistre goyim
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Self-centered Background Story Ladyboy
  04/18/25
...
naked brethren
  08/17/26
...
naked brethren
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
insane mexican jewess
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
low-t faggotry preventive strike
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
insane mexican jewess
  04/18/25
...
Lemon blathering pit
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Beady-eyed queen of the night
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
low-t faggotry preventive strike
  04/18/25
...
fuchsia reading party
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Mint Half-breed New Version
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Self-centered Background Story Ladyboy
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
low-t faggotry preventive strike
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
low-t faggotry preventive strike
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
low-t faggotry preventive strike
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Racy fishy lay coffee pot
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
low-t faggotry preventive strike
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
low-t faggotry preventive strike
  08/17/26
...
naked brethren
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
translucent parlor
  08/17/26
ur dumb
low-t faggotry preventive strike
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
translucent parlor
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
low-t faggotry preventive strike
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
translucent parlor
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
low-t faggotry preventive strike
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Chrome Mood
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
low-t faggotry preventive strike
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Chrome Mood
  08/17/26
...
Splenetic brunch
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
insane mexican jewess
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
low-t faggotry preventive strike
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
insane mexican jewess
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
adventurous brilliant nowag
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
low-t faggotry preventive strike
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: low-t faggotry preventive strike

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Scarlet excitant therapy

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Racy fishy lay coffee pot

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: multi-colored at-the-ready hall

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: adventurous brilliant nowag

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Provocative vermilion principal's office police squad

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: low-t faggotry preventive strike

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: glittery ratface

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: curious piazza

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: low-t faggotry preventive strike

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: translucent parlor

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: low-t faggotry preventive strike

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: translucent parlor

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Sick bistre goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: cream stage useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: fuchsia reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Olive Stead

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Beady-eyed queen of the night

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: low-t faggotry preventive strike

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Beady-eyed queen of the night

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Sick bistre goyim

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: low-t faggotry preventive strike

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Beady-eyed queen of the night

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: low-t faggotry preventive strike

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Beady-eyed queen of the night

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Cerise Prole Library

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Beady-eyed queen of the night

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Sick bistre goyim

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: low-t faggotry preventive strike

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Self-centered Background Story Ladyboy

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Sick bistre goyim

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Self-centered Background Story Ladyboy

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: naked brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: naked brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: insane mexican jewess

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: low-t faggotry preventive strike

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: insane mexican jewess

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Lemon blathering pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed queen of the night

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: low-t faggotry preventive strike

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: fuchsia reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Mint Half-breed New Version

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Self-centered Background Story Ladyboy

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: low-t faggotry preventive strike

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: low-t faggotry preventive strike

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: low-t faggotry preventive strike

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Racy fishy lay coffee pot

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: low-t faggotry preventive strike

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: low-t faggotry preventive strike

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: naked brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: translucent parlor

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: low-t faggotry preventive strike

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: translucent parlor

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: low-t faggotry preventive strike

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: translucent parlor

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: low-t faggotry preventive strike

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Chrome Mood

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: low-t faggotry preventive strike

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Chrome Mood

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Splenetic brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: insane mexican jewess

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: low-t faggotry preventive strike

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: insane mexican jewess

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: adventurous brilliant nowag

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: low-t faggotry preventive strike

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

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