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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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stubborn chest-beating circlehead blood rage
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
marvelous famous landscape painting den
  08/28/25
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stubborn chest-beating circlehead blood rage
  08/28/25
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maniacal internet-worthy sneaky criminal
  08/28/25
that's it?
transparent big alpha jewess
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
stubborn chest-beating circlehead blood rage
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
tripping judgmental theater stage
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
transparent big alpha jewess
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Trip ruby organic girlfriend meetinghouse
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
cerebral kitchen
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Trip ruby organic girlfriend meetinghouse
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
cerebral kitchen
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Trip ruby organic girlfriend meetinghouse
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
cerebral kitchen
  09/12/25
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cerebral kitchen
  10/28/25
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cerebral kitchen
  11/27/25
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cerebral kitchen
  12/11/25
Haha wow
Hyperactive glittery brethren
  08/28/25
Happy?
insecure contagious school cafeteria trust fund
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Hyperactive glittery brethren
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Trip ruby organic girlfriend meetinghouse
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
maniacal internet-worthy sneaky criminal
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Trip ruby organic girlfriend meetinghouse
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
maniacal internet-worthy sneaky criminal
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
stimulating cordovan old irish cottage lettuce
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Stirring Iridescent Indirect Expression
  08/28/25
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Milky Multi-colored House
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
maroon hairraiser hall death wish
  08/29/25
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Aphrodisiac At-the-ready Crackhouse
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Odious Pink Degenerate Hominid
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Frisky Unholy Sanctuary
  08/29/25
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Milky Multi-colored House
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
anal foreskin
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Frisky Unholy Sanctuary
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
cerebral kitchen
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Ivory useless stead knife
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Trip ruby organic girlfriend meetinghouse
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Hyperactive glittery brethren
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Odious Pink Degenerate Hominid
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Trip ruby organic girlfriend meetinghouse
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Erotic toaster
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Twinkling Awkward Abode Dragon
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Hyperactive glittery brethren
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
maniacal internet-worthy sneaky criminal
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Trip ruby organic girlfriend meetinghouse
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Frisky Unholy Sanctuary
  09/01/25
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Trip ruby organic girlfriend meetinghouse
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Frisky Unholy Sanctuary
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Trip ruby organic girlfriend meetinghouse
  09/01/25
Lolololol
insecure contagious school cafeteria trust fund
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Hyperactive glittery brethren
  09/01/25
?
cerebral kitchen
  09/12/25
?
cerebral kitchen
  11/27/25
?
cerebral kitchen
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
vibrant mustard friendly grandma stage
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Hyperactive glittery brethren
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Trip ruby organic girlfriend meetinghouse
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
cerebral kitchen
  09/12/25
Yes
Trip ruby organic girlfriend meetinghouse
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
cerebral kitchen
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
cerebral kitchen
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
stubborn chest-beating circlehead blood rage
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: stubborn chest-beating circlehead blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: marvelous famous landscape painting den

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: stubborn chest-beating circlehead blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: maniacal internet-worthy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: transparent big alpha jewess

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: stubborn chest-beating circlehead blood rage

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: tripping judgmental theater stage

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: transparent big alpha jewess

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Trip ruby organic girlfriend meetinghouse

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: cerebral kitchen

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Trip ruby organic girlfriend meetinghouse

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: cerebral kitchen

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Trip ruby organic girlfriend meetinghouse

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: cerebral kitchen

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: cerebral kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: cerebral kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: cerebral kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Hyperactive glittery brethren

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: insecure contagious school cafeteria trust fund

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Hyperactive glittery brethren

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Trip ruby organic girlfriend meetinghouse

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: maniacal internet-worthy sneaky criminal

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Trip ruby organic girlfriend meetinghouse

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: maniacal internet-worthy sneaky criminal

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: stimulating cordovan old irish cottage lettuce

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Stirring Iridescent Indirect Expression

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Milky Multi-colored House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: maroon hairraiser hall death wish

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac At-the-ready Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Odious Pink Degenerate Hominid

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Frisky Unholy Sanctuary

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Milky Multi-colored House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: anal foreskin

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Frisky Unholy Sanctuary

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: cerebral kitchen

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Ivory useless stead knife

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Trip ruby organic girlfriend meetinghouse

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Hyperactive glittery brethren

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Odious Pink Degenerate Hominid

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Trip ruby organic girlfriend meetinghouse

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Erotic toaster

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Twinkling Awkward Abode Dragon

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Hyperactive glittery brethren

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: maniacal internet-worthy sneaky criminal

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Trip ruby organic girlfriend meetinghouse

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Frisky Unholy Sanctuary

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Trip ruby organic girlfriend meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Frisky Unholy Sanctuary

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Trip ruby organic girlfriend meetinghouse

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: insecure contagious school cafeteria trust fund

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Hyperactive glittery brethren

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: cerebral kitchen

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: cerebral kitchen

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: cerebral kitchen

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: vibrant mustard friendly grandma stage

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Hyperactive glittery brethren

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Trip ruby organic girlfriend meetinghouse

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: cerebral kitchen

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Trip ruby organic girlfriend meetinghouse

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: cerebral kitchen

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: cerebral kitchen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: stubborn chest-beating circlehead blood rage

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49259839)