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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
bateful wrinkle
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Poppy office old irish cottage
  11/29/25
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Underhanded aquamarine degenerate
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Poppy office old irish cottage
  11/29/25
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ebony unholy property karate
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Poppy office old irish cottage
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
maroon diverse stage
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
bateful wrinkle
  11/29/25
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Underhanded aquamarine degenerate
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
Milky Church Giraffe
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
bateful wrinkle
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
Milky Church Giraffe
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
mint supple fat ankles
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
adventurous people who are hurt
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
bonkers razzle field
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
bateful wrinkle
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
Chartreuse very tactful spot
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
transparent 180 bawdyhouse
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
Chartreuse very tactful spot
  11/29/25
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Milky Church Giraffe
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Alcoholic gaped menage mediation
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
maroon diverse stage
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Insanely creepy appetizing psychic location
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
maroon diverse stage
  11/29/25
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Multi-colored irate center filthpig
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Concupiscible famous landscape painting
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
irradiated station
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Jade tattoo theatre
  12/04/25
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rebellious chapel sneaky criminal
  12/04/25
Approved
Arrogant brethren shrine
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Underhanded aquamarine degenerate
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
bateful wrinkle
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: bateful wrinkle

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Poppy office old irish cottage

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Underhanded aquamarine degenerate



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Poppy office old irish cottage



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: ebony unholy property karate



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Poppy office old irish cottage



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: maroon diverse stage

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: bateful wrinkle

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Underhanded aquamarine degenerate



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Milky Church Giraffe

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: bateful wrinkle

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Milky Church Giraffe

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: mint supple fat ankles

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: adventurous people who are hurt

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: bonkers razzle field

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: bateful wrinkle

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Chartreuse very tactful spot

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: transparent 180 bawdyhouse

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Chartreuse very tactful spot

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Milky Church Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Alcoholic gaped menage mediation

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: maroon diverse stage

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Insanely creepy appetizing psychic location

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: maroon diverse stage

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored irate center filthpig



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Concupiscible famous landscape painting

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: irradiated station

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Jade tattoo theatre

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: rebellious chapel sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Arrogant brethren shrine

Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Underhanded aquamarine degenerate

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: bateful wrinkle

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49490766)