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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Sienna territorial dilemma
  12/08/25
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Sienna territorial dilemma
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Pink Stead
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
spruce house pozpig
  12/12/25
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Gaped Titillating Faggot Firefighter
  12/17/25
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Exciting theatre toilet seat
  12/17/25
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bonkers flushed church sneaky criminal
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Exhilarant lake point karate
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Sienna territorial dilemma
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Exhilarant lake point karate
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Sienna territorial dilemma
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
mewling concupiscible business firm giraffe
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Sienna territorial dilemma
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Honey-headed underhanded range private investor
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Sienna territorial dilemma
  12/18/25
lol
french state idea he suggested
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Honey-headed underhanded range private investor
  12/17/25
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Sienna territorial dilemma
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Gaped Titillating Faggot Firefighter
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
drab hunting ground
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
french state idea he suggested
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Gaped Titillating Faggot Firefighter
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
drab hunting ground
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Gaped Titillating Faggot Firefighter
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
black talking corner
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
Vibrant demanding international law enforcement agency mental disorder
  12/17/25
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Bateful Claret Office Quadroon
  12/17/25
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Talented filthy scourge upon the earth
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
godawful hairraiser stag film
  12/17/25
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Sepia nibblets
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
Sienna territorial dilemma
  12/17/25
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carmine mexican
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
dead citrine keepsake machete preventive strike
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
laughsome aqua national mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
black talking corner
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
laughsome aqua national mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
black talking corner
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
laughsome aqua national mad-dog skullcap
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Dull Old Irish Cottage Sound Barrier
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
drab hunting ground
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
dead citrine keepsake machete preventive strike
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
drab hunting ground
  12/17/25
...
Dull Old Irish Cottage Sound Barrier
  12/17/25
I am not!
dead citrine keepsake machete preventive strike
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Walnut odious azn resort
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Sienna territorial dilemma

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Sienna territorial dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Pink Stead

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: spruce house pozpig

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Gaped Titillating Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Exciting theatre toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: bonkers flushed church sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Exhilarant lake point karate

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Sienna territorial dilemma

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Exhilarant lake point karate

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Sienna territorial dilemma

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: mewling concupiscible business firm giraffe

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Sienna territorial dilemma

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Honey-headed underhanded range private investor

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Sienna territorial dilemma

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: french state idea he suggested

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Honey-headed underhanded range private investor

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Sienna territorial dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Gaped Titillating Faggot Firefighter

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: drab hunting ground

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: french state idea he suggested

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Gaped Titillating Faggot Firefighter

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: drab hunting ground

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Gaped Titillating Faggot Firefighter

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: black talking corner

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Vibrant demanding international law enforcement agency mental disorder

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Bateful Claret Office Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Talented filthy scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: godawful hairraiser stag film

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Sepia nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Sienna territorial dilemma

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: carmine mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: dead citrine keepsake machete preventive strike

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: laughsome aqua national mad-dog skullcap

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: black talking corner

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: laughsome aqua national mad-dog skullcap

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: black talking corner

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: laughsome aqua national mad-dog skullcap

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Dull Old Irish Cottage Sound Barrier

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: drab hunting ground

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: dead citrine keepsake machete preventive strike

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: drab hunting ground

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Dull Old Irish Cottage Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: dead citrine keepsake machete preventive strike

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Walnut odious azn resort

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49518198)