BATTLE of the ZOOMERGF candidates, who do you pick? (RSF)
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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:31 AM Author: saffron wonderful office
Obviously RICHZOOMERGF has stormed into the top slot after coming out of NOWHERE. Completely didn't expect that, and have a lot of time with her planned in the future. However, prior to that, had a fairly long standing thing going with this other girl who was the CLEAR leader. Am I being too hasty in writing her off and going ALL IN on RICHZOOMERGF? Should I continue seeing both of them for a month or two and see who RIIIIISES to the top and make a decision by summer? WTF to do ZOZO? I will entertain further Qs but may not answer all.
Candidate #1
Age: 26
Height: 5'11'
Cans: BIG NATURALS
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Face: 9+
Employment: Prefitigious hedge fund
Best Qualities: Smart, sweet, conservative, racist, wants to be tradwife
Worst Qualities: Mildly autistic, indecisive, subpar areola, bad skier, prone to go off on tangents for flavor of the month interests that she then abandons.
CANDIDATE #2
Age: 25
Height: 5'9''
Cans: BIG FAKIES
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Green
Face: 9+
Employment: Family money
Best Qualities: Smart, sweet, caring, active, thoughtful, also based AF, kind, loves animals
Worst Qualities: Obsessed with her looks and maintaining them, not into partying AT ALL (don't want a party girl but maybe a little party sometimes), could gain 10lbs.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49626277) |
Date: January 28th, 2026 10:36 AM Author: overrated legend
i like you as a poaster but i cant for a second understand how any guy over 35 can be remotely excited about a woman regardless of age even if shes a hymen inspected virgin
i get the illusion of having a young chick seem like shes into you for you is cool for the 1st few times but it gets old quikc and theyre literally all the same and the drop off is extremely noticable in zoomer chicks after 23-24 like exponentially.
maybe im an outlier natural who was getting bitches sincce like 1st grade and im just envious and wish i could give a fuck about this topic anymore, women are literally the least interesting thing for a late 30s man imo once their algorithm is figured out
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49626289)
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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:39 AM Author: Appetizing business firm
Fakes are retarded and anyone getting them in early 20s is not wife material.
HF girl is in some bullshit marketing/HR role I assume?
Better to have a girl who understands the value of getting ur ass up and going to work, as long as she doesn't go overboard career shrewing.
Girl 2 with family money will be just as flippant and retarded about life as you PLUS the additional mental illnesses of being a young attractive woman.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49626299) |
Date: January 28th, 2026 11:56 AM Author: bespoke indian lodge travel guidebook
#2 seems like a no-brainer. if she's underweight, that means she's less likely to get fat. not into partying at all is very good for a tradwife; means she's more likely to get knocked up quickly, and you need to get going on that asap.
the flavor of month shit with #1 is going to be extremely annoying. is #2's obsession with her looks a bad thing? seems like all her "worst" things are good things. her fake tits seem to be the only negative i see.
and i agree with what others said that you're better off with a fellow girl who is among the idle rich.
also, 5'11 is too ghastly tall.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49626483) |
Date: January 28th, 2026 11:58 AM Author: Mischievous gold striped hyena marketing idea
Do both know about and support your poasting??
Also pls poast pics of both thakn
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49626485) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:17 PM Author: bespoke indian lodge travel guidebook
wwop
who are each's fave players?
relatedly, is each poisonvaxed?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49626520) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:56 PM Author: bespoke indian lodge travel guidebook
180
who you got?
spicmonkey is gonna do it. he's eating some good paella.
tyrolean doobs has struggled to win his matches and may be gassed.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49626886)
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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:29 PM Author: vermilion irradiated ape
look man it's real simple
which one would make the better poaster?
TYIA
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49626552) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 2:29 PM Author: bespoke indian lodge travel guidebook
wow, you buried the lede: #1 showing up in 2 hrs is the impetus this whole thread.
how are you gonna manage to talk to #2 on the phone while #1 is here?
is there a reasonable expectation of exclusivity with #2?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49627032) |
Date: January 28th, 2026 2:04 PM Author: overrated legend
flip a coin, men historically don't know how to pick women tbh
whoever gets your dick hard the easiest is best bet since its all seasonal anyway
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49626910)
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Date: January 28th, 2026 2:08 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle sound barrier stead
i'm too insecure to date a woman 20 years younger and that hot.
i say get yourself a woman in her mid-30s (still pretty young!) and nice natural slightly sagging small Cs and a few wrinkles on her face.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49626928) |
Date: January 28th, 2026 8:13 PM Author: bespoke indian lodge travel guidebook
showed wife this thread in the afternoon. she's been maf all day that she thinks i'm jealous of rsf's life and that i wish i had a choice of 25 yr old blondes who are 10 lbs too skinny, and is maf i think rsf is living the dream life.
in any event, she says rsf should pick #2 bc a fellow idle rich girl is more compatible with his lifestyle and hes not gonna be able to relate to a career shrew. she said they look the same and otherwise seem identical.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49628702) |
Date: January 28th, 2026 11:32 PM Author: impertinent really tough guy
At this level of quality, I'm not sure that hard data you're giving us should hold any sway over soft factors.
Each of these girls is achingly attractive. They seem fun, each in their own way. They seem like they're from compatible places in life and would integrate well into your world. I assume that at this point you've got a pretty finely attuned radar for BPD succubus or other dark triad personality disorder kind of stuff.
So it's all down to the intangibles. Who most closely aligns to your values and goals. Who seems like real ride-or-die wife material (who among them would stay by your side through, say, cancer)? Who do you see yourself being genuinely content hanging out with on the couch most nights for the next 30 years?
FWIW, the fact that you're so excited about RICHZOOMERSNORKLEGF should really tell you all that you need to know. If you're being level headed about compatibility and red flags, then throw caution and your backup plans to the wind and go all-in on her!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49629301) |
Date: January 29th, 2026 5:43 PM Author: Mustard Boltzmann
You think you are toying with the jealous horde, but you are revealing the superficial focus and input you value in making your most important life choices.
Which one would move to Sun Valley with you?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49631444) |
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Date: January 30th, 2026 4:59 PM Author: bespoke indian lodge travel guidebook
!!!
Sooo CR ZoomerGF choice
how long was #1 visiting you for? did u kick her out early? how did she take it?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49633992) |
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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:34 PM Author: Hyperactive depressive
yeah this shit doesnt repeat itself easily after a certain age so 18000000
pic of turtledood???
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49634082) |
Date: January 31st, 2026 12:03 PM Author: bisexual insane theatre blood rage
so basically you were feeding a partial set of information to your internet friends to help you justify cheating on #2? after basically trying to set the table for the same thing with your hs girl?
just move on from #2 already. for whatever reason she's not making you want to get serious.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310911#49635668) |
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