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i think a client rep was flirting with me
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 8:21 PM Author: Jade Impertinent Ratface Jew i handled an arbitration at a hospital in new england in october. one of my witnesses is the director of nursing - she's probably around my age and an objective 6 (for some reason a subjective 7.5 to me and i can't tell why). during all the witness prep, she would get kind of giggly and shit whenever i made dumb dad jokes. after her direct testimony, we were on a break and i said "you're doing really great on the stand, good job" and she giggled and said "i bet you say that to all the girls"
chances i could plow her if i tried? (i am not going to try.)
for some reason i can picture myself in high school making out with her on my bed, fingerblasting her while a smashing pumpkins song or whatever plays in the background. that might be why i think she's hot. |
Date: December 3rd, 2025 8:22 PM Author: Dull Locus Queen Of The Night let's table this one for tomorrow, we have a lot to discuss today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805931&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49481762) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 8:33 PM Author: Jade Impertinent Ratface Jew sorry, you are right. been busy af, lots of content today. pls bookmark thk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805931&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49481838) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 8:34 PM Author: Dull Locus Queen Of The Night will do thank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805931&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49481845) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 8:34 PM Author: Lavender Marvelous Dingle Berry Hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805931&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49481844) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:17 PM Author: Shaky Goal In Life Spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805931&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49485114) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 3:43 PM Author: Jade Impertinent Ratface Jew circling back on this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805931&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49483949) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: cream vigorous fat ankles step-uncle's house this kind of thing usually ends up well for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805931&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49483961) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: Dull Locus Queen Of The Night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805931&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49483963) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:16 PM Author: Jade Impertinent Ratface Jew brother, i am not going to do anything. i'm just curious to get xo's thoughts about whether she wants me to lick her pussy (which is probably shaved) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805931&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49485113) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: Sable disrespectful dragon mood women are NOT like that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805931&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49483964) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: Dull Locus Queen Of The Night TY for bumping this, let me review and will revert back ASAP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805931&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49483967) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 3:56 PM Author: Medicated Gaping Indian Lodge something like this happened to me last week too and even involved a thigh grab from her.
you have a very confident and chadly demeanor, so this is no surprise. i'm sure if you got "fuck me" vibes they were there. it's nice to have the reassurance that you still got it. |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:18 PM Author: Jade Impertinent Ratface Jew cr on the last sentence. i'm kind of weird but to some women that's a turnon, i guess. also, because i'm her lawyer and was "defending" her at the hearing, etc., that may have factored into it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805931&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49485117) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:24 PM Author: Medicated Gaping Indian Lodge correct on all accounts. im weird too and i think that being confident, etc. along with that is jarring for birdbrains. being weird by itself might be a turnon for some, but for most its being weird and still being confident. it's essentially bde when if you're behaving differently than you "should" it really scrambles their brains and the react the same way a turkey hen does when a male sbows off his beautiful plumage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805931&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49485123) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:29 PM Author: Jade Impertinent Ratface Jew i really want to suck your dick brother no homo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805931&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49485128) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:22 PM Author: Jade Impertinent Ratface Jew also, when i worked for that gay solo when i was 30, i was defending a deposition and this employment shitlawyer on the other side was flirting with me during it and it drove my boss (who is gay) NUTS.
it went like this.
"and did you talk to anyone about your deposition today?"
"i did"
"who?"
"him *points to me*"
"you're indicating Mr. Cannon?"
"yes hee hee"
"the handsome lawyer sitting next to you, you talked to him?"
"hehehehe *blushes* yes"
this same witness interrupted me midsentence when i met her a few days before and said "i'm sorry, i have to tell you. you are SO HANDSOME" i mean, she wasn't hot but she was pretty good looking, i'd 100% have fucked her.
anyway, same day of that depo, during breaks the shitlawyer (this is her https://www.thatcherlaw.com/attorney/thatcher-linda-hitt/) kept offering me a job. my boss fucking flipped lmao. |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:52 PM Author: Medicated Gaping Indian Lodge 180
hehehehe *blushes* yes tp |
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Date: December 5th, 2025 1:31 AM Author: Jade Impertinent Ratface Jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805931&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49485249) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:56 AM Author: Jade Impertinent Ratface Jew update, i was at the hospital (in providence) yesterday for a meeting. i got home at like 5 pm and at about 7 pm, this chick texted me "so i heard you were here today and didn't come say hi!"
she definitely wants to fuck me, right? |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:05 AM Author: crusty sex offender heaven what's his name (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805931&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49720717) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:23 AM Author: Jade Impertinent Ratface Jew Robert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805931&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49720794) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:24 AM Author: shimmering space boiling water "i was too busy. drinks?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805931&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49720798) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:25 AM Author: Jade Impertinent Ratface Jew not doing that, but it's pretty clear i could. i guess just knowing i could is enough.
i 100% would have sent that response a few years ago and would have been back on a plane up there early next week for some made-up "case" or "negotiations." |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 7:37 PM Author: Jade Impertinent Ratface Jew i texted her back and said i'd be at the hospital this wednesday and that i'd come say hi. she responded "you better."
JFC at women.
and i'm not doing anything with this. |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 7:50 PM Author: Unholy rusted boltzmann i've literally never had a woman flirt with me. some guys have all the luck! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805931&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49730412) |