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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:31 AM Author: Federal windowlicker set Either as an attorney or LEO rounding up illegals? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49593550) |
Date: January 16th, 2026 10:39 AM Author: wine flickering church building french chef $50k bonus very tempting. Not sure it’s worth the risk of the next administration rounding up and executing everyone in ICE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49593565) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:39 AM Author: Sickened site idiot Pussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49593567) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:41 AM Author: Stimulating scourge upon the earth theater Lmao “very tempting!” The balding lawyer 40 year old who hasn’t run a mile since middle school and will fail the psychological exam immediately. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49593576) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:42 AM Author: crimson police squad hospital The ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) physical fitness test for HSI Special Agents involves four timed events: 32 sit-ups (1 min), 220-yard sprint (47.73 sec), 22 push-ups (1 min), and a 1.5-mile run (14:25 min)
I'm pretty sure Disco Fries could pass that. I guess maybe the pushups would be a problem. |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:44 AM Author: Federal windowlicker set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49593585) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:54 AM Author: Greedy sapphire shrine They won't hire for field ops if you're over 37 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49593609) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:54 AM Author: crimson police squad hospital WASHINGTON — U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem today announced U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) will waive age limits for new applicants so even more patriots will qualify to join ICE in its mission to arrest murderers, pedophiles, gang members, rapists, and other criminal illegal aliens from America’s streets.
biglaw lives matter is already out there in uniform. join him. |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:57 AM Author: Sienna abusive heaven boiling water !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49593616) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:58 PM Author: Obsidian titillating reading party A 220 yard "sprint" in 47 seconds? That's a leisurely jog lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49593968) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: Frum property trust fund HSI doesn't do deportations. That's ERO and they have a different hiring process/standard I think.
HSI is DHS' version of the FBI that focuses on crimes like smuggling, drugs, human trafficking, counterfeiting, terrorism and the like |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:36 PM Author: Stimulating scourge upon the earth theater Doing it is one thing. Getting a chill $150k gig that thousands are applying for is another. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49594995) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:47 AM Author: Poppy fighting hell pretty sure failing the psychological exam is a prereq for this job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49593595) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:21 AM Author: wine flickering church building french chef I’m 6’2” 190 pounds 12% body fat Norwood 2 7” soft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49593678) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: buck-toothed histrionic indirect expression The $50k is paid over 5 years 🤣🤣🤣 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49593988) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:40 AM Author: rose preventive strike pocket flask Yes but you will be fired in three years and then criminally prosecuted in a Nuremberg-style trial. A small price to pay to help Trump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49593571) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:44 AM Author: Sickened site idiot This is just a libtard wank fantasy. President Vance will handsomely reward loyal federal agents who fought bravely to remigrate illegal scum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49593583) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:58 AM Author: Sienna abusive heaven boiling water Men's convictions in the face of such uncertainty is what forges history (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49593618) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:03 AM Author: Sepia Azn Why would Vance allow that to happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49593632) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:53 AM Author: rose preventive strike pocket flask Vance will be one of the defendants (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49593809) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:06 PM Author: Sepia Azn for what? as an elected POTUS wouldn't he have a favorable DOJ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49593840) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:13 PM Author: rose preventive strike pocket flask not even your base is voting for him. they’re too racist. did you forget about Jeb? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49593854) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:56 PM Author: Sepia Azn Jeb! lost because he sucks and got gaped by Trump. no even knew or cared that he married his beaner cleaning lady. it could be vance, rubio, or maybe someone else will rise up. who really knows? unlike Dems, We actually have free and fair primary elections where the voters get to decide. Dems have long since abandoned that idea. It's likely though that Vance will get Trump's endorsement which means he'll win the primary and general easily. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49593960) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: buck-toothed histrionic indirect expression Worse than fired (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49593990) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: Big-titted arousing ratface corner In your dreams. ICE agents are heroes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49594029) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:40 AM Author: Exciting massive spot psychic Do you have the courage to shoot moms in the face on the flimsiest of pretenses? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49593572) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:02 AM Author: Sepia Azn trying to murder someone with your car in order to protect a convicted rapist in this country illegally is a "flimsy pretense"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49593628) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: vivacious friendly grandma goyim a dyke whose kids were taken away by a family court judge as a woman lmao is not a "mom" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49594040) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:52 AM Author: Excitant sick cuckoldry you'd get to meet tons of feisty wine moms, and kill people. Whats not to like? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49593608) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:03 AM Author: boyish frisky locale gaming laptop A lot of us here are thinking about it. Any feasible exit for a high IQ bro into something like Palantir afterward? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49593631) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:04 AM Author: Sienna abusive heaven boiling water If you have credentials and put your time in and don't die you should get nice position in the regime assuming the communists don't take over. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49593636) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:12 PM Author: green dilemma Shld I join to cop the 50k bonus then run away? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49593851) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:58 PM Author: territorial glassy genital piercing sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49593967) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: Obsidian titillating reading party If you return to America, then you should definitely get better acquainted with ICE officers and facilities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49593984) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:07 PM Author: buck-toothed histrionic indirect expression It's paid over five years. You could run away in 2031 I guess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49593994) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: misunderstood immigrant place of business If you do, let us know . There’s a bunch of posters we need arrested and deported. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49594034) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: buck-toothed histrionic indirect expression OP did you even join ICE? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310912#49594047) |