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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
mind-boggling garrison
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Pink elite newt
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
glassy fantasy-prone station
  04/18/25
Cr.
at-the-ready vivacious marketing idea
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
cordovan patrolman
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
dark stead private investor
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
mind-boggling garrison
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
pearly self-centered center reading party
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
cerise pisswyrm
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
mind-boggling garrison
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Flesh Frum Point Factory Reset Button
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
mind-boggling garrison
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Flesh Frum Point Factory Reset Button
  04/18/25
...
avocado wild halford
  04/18/25
...
vigorous bossy institution
  08/17/26
...
drunken comical shrine
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
exhilarant rambunctious international law enforcement agency degenerate
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
odious orchestra pit
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
mind-boggling garrison
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
odious orchestra pit
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
avocado wild halford
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
mind-boggling garrison
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
odious orchestra pit
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
mind-boggling garrison
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
odious orchestra pit
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Silver Sanctuary Cuckoldry
  04/18/25
jfc goys
odious orchestra pit
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
avocado wild halford
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
mind-boggling garrison
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Chest-beating slap-happy principal's office therapy
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
avocado wild halford
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Chest-beating slap-happy principal's office therapy
  04/18/25
...
Buck-toothed Theater Stage
  08/17/26
...
Buck-toothed Theater Stage
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
galvanic onyx pistol
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
mind-boggling garrison
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
galvanic onyx pistol
  04/18/25
...
Razzle milky menage alpha
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
odious orchestra pit
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
mind-boggling garrison
  04/18/25
...
drunken comical shrine
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Topaz histrionic giraffe dog poop
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Chest-beating slap-happy principal's office therapy
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
mind-boggling garrison
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
mind-boggling garrison
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
mind-boggling garrison
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
glassy fantasy-prone station
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
mind-boggling garrison
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
mind-boggling garrison
  08/17/26
...
Buck-toothed Theater Stage
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Flesh Frum Point Factory Reset Button
  08/17/26
ur dumb
mind-boggling garrison
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Flesh Frum Point Factory Reset Button
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
mind-boggling garrison
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Flesh Frum Point Factory Reset Button
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
mind-boggling garrison
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
bisexual idiot
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
mind-boggling garrison
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
bisexual idiot
  08/17/26
...
Swashbuckling coffee pot
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
galvanic onyx pistol
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
mind-boggling garrison
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
galvanic onyx pistol
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
cordovan patrolman
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
mind-boggling garrison
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26
...
tight butthold
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: mind-boggling garrison

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Pink elite newt

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: glassy fantasy-prone station

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: at-the-ready vivacious marketing idea

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: cordovan patrolman

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: dark stead private investor

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: mind-boggling garrison

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: pearly self-centered center reading party

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: cerise pisswyrm

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: mind-boggling garrison

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Flesh Frum Point Factory Reset Button

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: mind-boggling garrison

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Flesh Frum Point Factory Reset Button

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: avocado wild halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: vigorous bossy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: drunken comical shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious international law enforcement agency degenerate

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: odious orchestra pit

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: mind-boggling garrison

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: odious orchestra pit

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: avocado wild halford

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: mind-boggling garrison

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: odious orchestra pit

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: mind-boggling garrison

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: odious orchestra pit

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Silver Sanctuary Cuckoldry

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: odious orchestra pit

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: avocado wild halford

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling garrison

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Chest-beating slap-happy principal's office therapy

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: avocado wild halford

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Chest-beating slap-happy principal's office therapy

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: galvanic onyx pistol

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: mind-boggling garrison

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: galvanic onyx pistol

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Razzle milky menage alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: odious orchestra pit

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: mind-boggling garrison

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: drunken comical shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Topaz histrionic giraffe dog poop

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Chest-beating slap-happy principal's office therapy

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: mind-boggling garrison

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling garrison

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: mind-boggling garrison

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: glassy fantasy-prone station

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: mind-boggling garrison

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: mind-boggling garrison

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Flesh Frum Point Factory Reset Button

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: mind-boggling garrison

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Flesh Frum Point Factory Reset Button

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: mind-boggling garrison

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Flesh Frum Point Factory Reset Button

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: mind-boggling garrison

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: bisexual idiot

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: mind-boggling garrison

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: bisexual idiot

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Swashbuckling coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: galvanic onyx pistol

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling garrison

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: galvanic onyx pistol

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: cordovan patrolman

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: mind-boggling garrison

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: tight butthold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913",#50149087)