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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: alcoholic cruel-hearted space codepig It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: laughsome sooty theater partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Electric erotic ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Razzmatazz frum twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Dashing peach genital piercing toilet seat did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: racy green nursing home idea he suggested "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: hyperventilating tan electric furnace (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Lascivious University "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: spruce overrated school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: bespoke soul-stirring church half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Bistre Goal In Life (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: alcoholic cruel-hearted space codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: passionate dead stain who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: alcoholic cruel-hearted space codepig Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: passionate dead stain whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: alcoholic cruel-hearted space codepig CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Amethyst curious native black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Sick sticky senate roast beef 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Excitant autistic field "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Amethyst curious native black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: ruby dopamine nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: charismatic corn cake market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49335487) |