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CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like e...
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He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so.
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It's a good joke. Get new friends.
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: magenta frozen principal's office

She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady doctor, introduced her husband and said he's a microbiologist. I said "he looks normal sized to me". Nobody laughed and we awkwardly moved on. I want to get my wife into an improv class so she can learn to sell my jokes.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: Excitant unholy casino preventive strike



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac garrison filthpig



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: henna location telephone



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: frum electric corner

boooo

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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Bearded Chartreuse Church



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: autistic appetizing patrolman box office

lol i like it

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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: slate nubile alpha center



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: floppy chrome gay wizard cumskin

that's a good joke. those people suck

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: magenta frozen principal's office

You're invited next time

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Brass french coffee pot scourge upon the earth

CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like either others felt they lacked social permission to laugh or they were autistic science dorks who don’t understand basic puns and wordplay. Very solid dad joke tier icebreaker that is a subtly vulnerable bid for people to loosen up and have fun. Not laughing is a faggy autist/self-conscious introvert move by them. You should insist that your wife owes you an anal session to make up for her betrayal.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: magenta frozen principal's office

He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: histrionic erotic forum

That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelchair.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: henna location telephone



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: razzmatazz parlour



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Exhilarant Soggy Windowlicker Space



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Godawful generalized bond



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: at-the-ready feces



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: nighttime shrine messiness

I guffawed

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Godawful generalized bond

Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal biologist to me!” to dumb it down for them.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: bat shit crazy ratface sweet tailpipe

It's a good joke. Get new friends.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: primrose lodge twinkling uncleanness

cr

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Halford Nursing Home

(except he should beat them within an inch of their respective lives when discarding them)

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: autistic appetizing patrolman box office

they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so making light of it makes them uncomfortable. the expected behavior is to act "impressed" and pump each other up about your gay striver lives.

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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: slate nubile alpha center

People who can't lol at dad jokes suck.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: disgusting place of business

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Fishy Irradiated Step-uncle's House Persian

"He's a microbiologist."

"Well, mine has micropenis," your wife should have said, high-fiving you

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Thriller pale faggot firefighter tattoo



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: histrionic erotic forum



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: magenta frozen principal's office

I don't get it

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: vivacious french chef skinny woman

You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pulled out a giant magnifying glass and started hovering it over him.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: magenta frozen principal's office



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Spectacular double fault



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: slate nubile alpha center



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Godawful generalized bond



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: vigorous home



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Dead school cafeteria marketing idea

"More like Jones GAY!"

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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Multi-colored hall

good joke i would've laughed

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