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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:39 PM Author: vigorous nudist spot feces She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady doctor, introduced her husband and said he's a microbiologist. I said "he looks normal sized to me". Nobody laughed and we awkwardly moved on. I want to get my wife into an improv class so she can learn to sell my jokes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49361876) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: violent keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49361881) |
Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: Bateful meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49361880) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:42 PM Author: Insane Exhilarant Pit Multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49361884) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:43 PM Author: passionate psychic mother boooo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49361890) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: comical locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49361909) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: twinkling range associate lol i like it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49361910) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM Author: sickened shitlib brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49364042) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: chocolate mentally impaired rigor death wish that's a good joke. those people suck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49361937) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: vigorous nudist spot feces You're invited next time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49361942) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Jade library hunting ground CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like either others felt they lacked social permission to laugh or they were autistic science dorks who don’t understand basic puns and wordplay. Very solid dad joke tier icebreaker that is a subtly vulnerable bid for people to loosen up and have fun. Not laughing is a faggy autist/self-conscious introvert move by them. You should insist that your wife owes you an anal session to make up for her betrayal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49362005) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:30 PM Author: vigorous nudist spot feces He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49362032) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: Thriller double fault That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelchair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49362176) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: Insane Exhilarant Pit Multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49362407) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: 180 space private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49362016) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: startled sticky den french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49362036) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: shivering market cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49362009) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: big-titted disturbing office I guffawed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49362039) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: startled sticky den french chef Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal biologist to me!” to dumb it down for them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49362040) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:36 PM Author: Olive deranged cruise ship codepig It's a good joke. Get new friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49362052) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:01 PM Author: Kink-friendly arrogant box office blood rage (except he should beat them within an inch of their respective lives when discarding them) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49362122) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:52 PM Author: twinkling range associate they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so making light of it makes them uncomfortable. the expected behavior is to act "impressed" and pump each other up about your gay striver lives. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49362092) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:05 PM Author: sickened shitlib brunch People who can't lol at dad jokes suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49364046) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: Hyperactive talented selfie stage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49362128) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:05 PM Author: Puce Hell Coldplay Fan "He's a microbiologist."
"Well, mine has micropenis," your wife should have said, high-fiving you |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: Thriller double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49362179) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: vigorous nudist spot feces I don't get it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49362188) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: insanely creepy really tough guy mexican You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pulled out a giant magnifying glass and started hovering it over him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49362185) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: vigorous nudist spot feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49362189) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:33 PM Author: Chestnut Step-uncle's House Hairy Legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49362205) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM Author: sickened shitlib brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49364045) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:10 PM Author: startled sticky den french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49364053) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:29 PM Author: Red concupiscible mediation dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49364099) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Tan nofapping orchestra pit nowag "More like Jones GAY!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49362190) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:07 PM Author: Stirring senate good joke i would've laughed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49364050) |