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Made this joke at fancy dinner wife hosted. Nobody laughed

She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady d...
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lol i like it
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that's a good joke. those people suck
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You're invited next time
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CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like e...
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He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so.
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I guffawed
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Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal...
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It's a good joke. Get new friends.
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they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so mak...
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People who can't lol at dad jokes suck.
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I don't get it
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: Shimmering Razzle Hunting Ground Parlor

She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady doctor, introduced her husband and said he's a microbiologist. I said "he looks normal sized to me". Nobody laughed and we awkwardly moved on. I want to get my wife into an improv class so she can learn to sell my jokes.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric ape cuckold



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: mewling idiot



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: turquoise location roommate



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Salmon Harsh Persian

boooo

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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: judgmental filthy selfie death wish



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Marvelous avocado circlehead site

lol i like it

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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Histrionic Haunting Personal Credit Line Azn



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Curious private investor

that's a good joke. those people suck

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Shimmering Razzle Hunting Ground Parlor

You're invited next time

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: navy whorehouse

CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like either others felt they lacked social permission to laugh or they were autistic science dorks who don’t understand basic puns and wordplay. Very solid dad joke tier icebreaker that is a subtly vulnerable bid for people to loosen up and have fun. Not laughing is a faggy autist/self-conscious introvert move by them. You should insist that your wife owes you an anal session to make up for her betrayal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49362005)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Shimmering Razzle Hunting Ground Parlor

He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Chest-beating Arrogant Internal Respiration

That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelchair.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: turquoise location roommate



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: scarlet electric tattoo giraffe



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: submissive ruddy stag film feces



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: stimulating maize indian lodge



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Federal fragrant hominid locus



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: racy cumskin theater

I guffawed

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: stimulating maize indian lodge

Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal biologist to me!” to dumb it down for them.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Laughsome Community Account

It's a good joke. Get new friends.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: contagious bearded ceo

cr

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Unholy Crackhouse Main People

(except he should beat them within an inch of their respective lives when discarding them)

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Marvelous avocado circlehead site

they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so making light of it makes them uncomfortable. the expected behavior is to act "impressed" and pump each other up about your gay striver lives.

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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Histrionic Haunting Personal Credit Line Azn

People who can't lol at dad jokes suck.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Canary self-centered rehab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: stirring carmine ratface

"He's a microbiologist."

"Well, mine has micropenis," your wife should have said, high-fiving you

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Ungodly french stage



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Chest-beating Arrogant Internal Respiration



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Shimmering Razzle Hunting Ground Parlor

I don't get it

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: internet-worthy pisswyrm

You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pulled out a giant magnifying glass and started hovering it over him.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Shimmering Razzle Hunting Ground Parlor



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: motley frozen pit



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Histrionic Haunting Personal Credit Line Azn



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: stimulating maize indian lodge



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Hilarious Sapphire School Cafeteria



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: duck-like thriller alpha

"More like Jones GAY!"

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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Umber talented fanboi church building

good joke i would've laughed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310913#49364050)