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Kelsey’s ferret escaped. I had to chase it through aisle 3.
| Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine | 11/09/24 |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 10:07 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (G. Hoy’s Floor 24 ‘Truth’—No Great Becumming, Only Gravity :() Kelsey insists on bringing her “emotional support ferret” to work. Today, during the lunch rush, it escaped. Customers screamed as it darted under carts, knocking over bags of chips.
I found it chewing on a pack of Oreos in aisle 3. When I handed it back to her, she said, “This wouldn’t happen if management respected my emotional boundaries.”
Cleaned up the mess, then whispered, “Yes, friend. This is fine.” |
Date: November 14th, 2024 10:24 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (PUT THE FUCKING BLANK BUMP ON THE BBOOM THREAD OR GET THE HOSE) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630823&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915",#48339451) |