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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Than...
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: fear-inspiring curious national security agency

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: fear-inspiring curious national security agency



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: coral rebellious generalized bond trump supporter



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: insanely creepy aphrodisiac telephone trust fund



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: coral rebellious generalized bond trump supporter



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: Deep Halford Heaven

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: brindle hairraiser knife mother

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: motley library regret

<3 u guys so much

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: irradiated death wish hunting ground

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: fear-inspiring curious national security agency

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: brindle hairraiser knife mother

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Impertinent Abode Stain

Love is Love

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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: khaki set indirect expression



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: insanely creepy aphrodisiac telephone trust fund



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Thriller gaped indian lodge



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: insanely creepy aphrodisiac telephone trust fund



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: brindle hairraiser knife mother

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: talented temple



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: insanely creepy aphrodisiac telephone trust fund



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: fear-inspiring curious national security agency



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: Tantric tattoo



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Clear Sticky Locus

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: mind-boggling spot dysfunction



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Tantric tattoo



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Glittery double fault athletic conference

under appreciated thread

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: fear-inspiring curious national security agency

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Tantric tattoo

she was a bowl of yams

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: mind-boggling spot dysfunction



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Monday Preceding Apocalypse (No Future)



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