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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
vigorous french chef parlour
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
bat shit crazy exciting sanctuary organic girlfriend
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
comical location
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
sooty concupiscible indirect expression
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
Ulysses
Marvelous zombie-like voyeur
  08/27/26
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
Marvelous zombie-like voyeur
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
ebony half-breed
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
Chest-beating Stag Film
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
Chest-beating Stag Film
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
Marvelous zombie-like voyeur
  08/27/26
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio
  08/27/26
...
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
...
Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
Catch-22
Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio
  08/27/26
edit ❌
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
Dickens
Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio
  08/27/26
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
anna karenina
sooty concupiscible indirect expression
  08/27/26
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
The English Patient
Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio
  08/27/26
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
wtf
Chest-beating Stag Film
  08/27/26
Catch 22
Marvelous zombie-like voyeur
  08/27/26
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
aggressive seedy preventive strike doctorate
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
Orwell
Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio
  08/27/26
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio
  08/27/26
...
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
...
useless jap headpube
  08/27/26
...
appetizing blue hall marketing idea
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
ebony half-breed
  08/28/26
...
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio
  08/27/26
I really can't
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
Triste!
Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
aggressive seedy preventive strike doctorate
  08/27/26
don't know :(
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
aggressive seedy preventive strike doctorate
  08/27/26
oh good one
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
useless jap headpube
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
Naked medicated cruise ship
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio
  08/27/26
No.
Naked medicated cruise ship
  08/27/26
Dracula
Opaque house pisswyrm
  08/28/26
Im gay
disturbing heaven
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
floppy aqua native
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
appetizing blue hall marketing idea
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
Red Sweet Tailpipe
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
Razzle insane church
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
floppy aqua native
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
startling set feces
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
startling set feces
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
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  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  09/16/26
It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge....
@xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
  09/21/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: vigorous french chef parlour

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: bat shit crazy exciting sanctuary organic girlfriend

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: comical location

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: sooty concupiscible indirect expression

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Marvelous zombie-like voyeur

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Marvelous zombie-like voyeur

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: ebony half-breed

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Chest-beating Stag Film

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Chest-beating Stag Film

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Marvelous zombie-like voyeur

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio

Dickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: sooty concupiscible indirect expression

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Chest-beating Stag Film

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Marvelous zombie-like voyeur

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: aggressive seedy preventive strike doctorate

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: useless jap headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: appetizing blue hall marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: ebony half-breed

the spaceporn story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

I really can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio

Triste!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097532)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097541)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097559)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: aggressive seedy preventive strike doctorate

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097545)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

don't know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: aggressive seedy preventive strike doctorate

Sound and Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097596)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: useless jap headpube

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Naked medicated cruise ship

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio

Mein Kampf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Naked medicated cruise ship

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Opaque house pisswyrm

Dracula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50099113)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: disturbing heaven

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50098300)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: floppy aqua native

A Confederacy of Dunces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50098333)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: appetizing blue hall marketing idea

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: Red Sweet Tailpipe

God Emperor of Dune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Razzle insane church

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: floppy aqua native

raisin in the sun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50100039)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: startling set feces

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Pearly Hairraiser Tanning Salon Digit Ratio

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: startling set feces

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50101306)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50138361)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50138369)



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Date: September 21st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge." I remembered the passage because of the throwaway line about beating up the minister because there's no way not to lol at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50147796)