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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
misunderstood nursing home stock car
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Brass narrow-minded parlor
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
misunderstood nursing home stock car
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Orange Stimulating Stead Patrolman
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medicated mental disorder
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We’ve all been there
doobsian foreskin
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The giver or the taker lol
misunderstood nursing home stock car
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At a bar
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Pale love of her life
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Not hygienic
Diverse naked rehab black woman
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Brass narrow-minded parlor
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Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Bistre Church Building
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
misunderstood nursing home stock car
  07/26/25
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Brass narrow-minded parlor
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Bistre Church Building
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Orange Stimulating Stead Patrolman
  07/26/25
I know what to say
wonderful step-uncle's house
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
misunderstood nursing home stock car
  07/27/25
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Poppy bearded parlour
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
crawly brunch
  07/26/25
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Orange Stimulating Stead Patrolman
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
indecent site
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Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
Lilac factory reset button windowlicker
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
misunderstood nursing home stock car
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Brass narrow-minded parlor
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sienna french market
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Brass narrow-minded parlor
  07/26/25
(who did it)
fuchsia costumed wrinkle half-breed
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Orange Stimulating Stead Patrolman
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
coral underhanded stag film toaster
  07/26/25
which dad tp
Blue sickened therapy
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
topaz meetinghouse roast beef
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: misunderstood nursing home stock car

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Brass narrow-minded parlor

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: misunderstood nursing home stock car

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Orange Stimulating Stead Patrolman



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: medicated mental disorder



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: doobsian foreskin

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: misunderstood nursing home stock car

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Hairraiser macaca turdskin

At a bar

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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Orange Stimulating Stead Patrolman



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: floppy gunner



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: vibrant judgmental coldplay fan sound barrier



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Passionate Juggernaut Kitchen



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: big heaven



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling state



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: appetizing clown station



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: misunderstood nursing home stock car



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: amber jap institution



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Lilac factory reset button windowlicker



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: heady native philosopher-king



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Titillating Sable Cruise Ship



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Dashing sneaky criminal box office



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Motley School Potus



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Stirring Hyperventilating Persian



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Pale love of her life



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Diverse naked rehab black woman

Not hygienic

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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Brass narrow-minded parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Bistre Church Building

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: misunderstood nursing home stock car

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Brass narrow-minded parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Bistre Church Building

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Orange Stimulating Stead Patrolman

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: wonderful step-uncle's house

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: misunderstood nursing home stock car

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Poppy bearded parlour



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: crawly brunch

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Orange Stimulating Stead Patrolman



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: vigorous indian lodge

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Lilac factory reset button windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Drunken Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: amber jap institution



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: indecent site

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Lilac factory reset button windowlicker

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: misunderstood nursing home stock car

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Brass narrow-minded parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: sienna french market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Brass narrow-minded parlor

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: fuchsia costumed wrinkle half-breed

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Orange Stimulating Stead Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: coral underhanded stag film toaster

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Blue sickened therapy

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: topaz meetinghouse roast beef

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49134975)