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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Swashbuckling Field
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
black adventurous business firm
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
twisted lake skinny woman
  04/18/25
Cr.
white startled trailer park
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
coral spot
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Unholy Titillating Pistol
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Swashbuckling Field
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Electric faggotry
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Fuchsia bipolar karate
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Swashbuckling Field
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Abnormal Stage
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Swashbuckling Field
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Abnormal Stage
  04/18/25
...
Wonderful parlour windowlicker
  04/18/25
...
Buff affirmative action parlor
  08/17/26
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Yellow Step-uncle's House Idiot
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Translucent costumed selfie
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Motley clown milk
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Swashbuckling Field
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Motley clown milk
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Wonderful parlour windowlicker
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Swashbuckling Field
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Motley clown milk
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Swashbuckling Field
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Motley clown milk
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
shaky address
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Motley clown milk
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Wonderful parlour windowlicker
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Swashbuckling Field
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
fragrant center
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Wonderful parlour windowlicker
  04/18/25
Ty friend
fragrant center
  04/18/25
...
passionate claret site
  08/17/26
...
passionate claret site
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Blue glittery bbw market
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Swashbuckling Field
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Blue glittery bbw market
  04/18/25
...
Obsidian Electric Furnace Psychic
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Motley clown milk
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Swashbuckling Field
  04/18/25
...
Yellow Step-uncle's House Idiot
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
heady federal casino pervert
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
fragrant center
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Swashbuckling Field
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Swashbuckling Field
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Swashbuckling Field
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
twisted lake skinny woman
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Swashbuckling Field
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Swashbuckling Field
  08/17/26
...
passionate claret site
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Abnormal Stage
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Swashbuckling Field
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Abnormal Stage
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Swashbuckling Field
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Abnormal Stage
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Swashbuckling Field
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Lascivious shivering theater stage
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Swashbuckling Field
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Lascivious shivering theater stage
  08/17/26
...
Chestnut aromatic state sandwich
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Blue glittery bbw market
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Swashbuckling Field
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Blue glittery bbw market
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
coral spot
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Swashbuckling Field
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Field

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: black adventurous business firm

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: twisted lake skinny woman

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: white startled trailer park

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: coral spot

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Unholy Titillating Pistol

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Field

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Electric faggotry

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Fuchsia bipolar karate

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Field

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Abnormal Stage

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Field

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Abnormal Stage

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Wonderful parlour windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Buff affirmative action parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Yellow Step-uncle's House Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Translucent costumed selfie

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Motley clown milk

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Field

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Motley clown milk

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Wonderful parlour windowlicker

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Field

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Motley clown milk

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Field

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Motley clown milk

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: shaky address

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Motley clown milk

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Wonderful parlour windowlicker

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Field

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: fragrant center

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Wonderful parlour windowlicker

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: fragrant center

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: passionate claret site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: passionate claret site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Blue glittery bbw market

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Field

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Blue glittery bbw market

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Obsidian Electric Furnace Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Motley clown milk

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Field

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Yellow Step-uncle's House Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: heady federal casino pervert

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: fragrant center

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Field

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Field

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Field

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: twisted lake skinny woman

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Field

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Field

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: passionate claret site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Abnormal Stage

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Field

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Abnormal Stage

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Field

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Abnormal Stage

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Field

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Lascivious shivering theater stage

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Field

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Lascivious shivering theater stage

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Chestnut aromatic state sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Blue glittery bbw market

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Field

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Blue glittery bbw market

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: coral spot

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Field

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50146047)