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OH GOD, OH-
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MFCR alert
cordovan place of business
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Prole tell!
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fear-inspiring main people twinkling uncleanness
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
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Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
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emergency money
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Onyx Chest-beating Parlor
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You’re poor
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This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
House-broken Immigrant Point
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Bronze depressive trailer park
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erotic supple church building
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
cordovan place of business
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
House-broken Immigrant Point
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
fear-inspiring main people twinkling uncleanness
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
House-broken Immigrant Point
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
marvelous piazza jap
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
House-broken Immigrant Point
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
slap-happy laughsome haunted graveyard fanboi
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House-broken Immigrant Point
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I have like $40k in mine ljl
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great thread
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i love men
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Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
House-broken Immigrant Point
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Bronze depressive trailer park
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
House-broken Immigrant Point
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Fiercely-loyal national
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
House-broken Immigrant Point
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The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: House-broken Immigrant Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: House-broken Immigrant Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: House-broken Immigrant Point

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Onyx Chest-beating Parlor

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: turquoise tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Tan Arousing Juggernaut Keepsake Machete

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Buck-toothed lake home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: cordovan place of business

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: cracking dog poop

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: fear-inspiring main people twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: maroon irradiated friendly grandma toaster

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Tan Arousing Juggernaut Keepsake Machete

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: cracking dog poop

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Tan Arousing Juggernaut Keepsake Machete

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: erotic supple church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Chestnut Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Chestnut Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Mischievous motley mad-dog skullcap

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Onyx Chest-beating Parlor



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: adventurous native

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: House-broken Immigrant Point

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Bronze depressive trailer park

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: erotic supple church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: cordovan place of business

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: House-broken Immigrant Point

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: fear-inspiring main people twinkling uncleanness

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: House-broken Immigrant Point

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: marvelous piazza jap

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: House-broken Immigrant Point

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: slap-happy laughsome haunted graveyard fanboi

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: House-broken Immigrant Point

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: fishy persian macaca

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: ruddy french site genital piercing

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: House-broken Immigrant Point

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: House-broken Immigrant Point

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: turquoise tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: ruddy french site genital piercing

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: House-broken Immigrant Point

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: House-broken Immigrant Point

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Bronze depressive trailer park

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: House-broken Immigrant Point

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal national

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: House-broken Immigrant Point

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: House-broken Immigrant Point

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: House-broken Immigrant Point

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: House-broken Immigrant Point

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: House-broken Immigrant Point

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#49430061)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

You can't submit an application at this time. You've reached the limit of 3 applications in a 30 day window. Check your email for updates from our Careers team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50149638)