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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
magical aqua rehab son of senegal
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
Honey-headed coiffed heaven
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
Galvanic outnumbered idiot
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
bonkers station
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
Heady wagecucks
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
Ulysses
Pearly space
  08/27/26
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
Pearly space
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
Vermilion Site
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
bull headed bipolar mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
bull headed bipolar mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
Pearly space
  08/27/26
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
Honey-headed coiffed heaven
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
Honey-headed coiffed heaven
  08/27/26
...
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
...
Honey-headed coiffed heaven
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
Catch-22
Honey-headed coiffed heaven
  08/27/26
edit ❌
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
Honey-headed coiffed heaven
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
Honey-headed coiffed heaven
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
Dickens
Honey-headed coiffed heaven
  08/27/26
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
anna karenina
Heady wagecucks
  08/27/26
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
The English Patient
Honey-headed coiffed heaven
  08/27/26
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
wtf
bull headed bipolar mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/26
Catch 22
Pearly space
  08/27/26
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
deranged aquamarine university
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
Orwell
Honey-headed coiffed heaven
  08/27/26
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
Honey-headed coiffed heaven
  08/27/26
...
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
...
salmon comical parlour
  08/27/26
...
unhinged insane gas station pisswyrm
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
Vermilion Site
  08/28/26
...
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
Honey-headed coiffed heaven
  08/27/26
I really can't
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
Honey-headed coiffed heaven
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
Triste!
Honey-headed coiffed heaven
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
Honey-headed coiffed heaven
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
Honey-headed coiffed heaven
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
Honey-headed coiffed heaven
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
Honey-headed coiffed heaven
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
Honey-headed coiffed heaven
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
Honey-headed coiffed heaven
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
deranged aquamarine university
  08/27/26
don't know :(
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
deranged aquamarine university
  08/27/26
oh good one
Lascivious rusted native
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
salmon comical parlour
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
erotic halford
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
Honey-headed coiffed heaven
  08/27/26
No.
erotic halford
  08/27/26
Dracula
Lascivious rusted native
  08/28/26
Im gay
Hyperventilating mahogany senate
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
Hilarious Razzle-dazzle Library Dysfunction
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
unhinged insane gas station pisswyrm
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
slippery domesticated filthpig
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
Copper legal warrant
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
Hilarious Razzle-dazzle Library Dysfunction
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
twisted market prole
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
Honey-headed coiffed heaven
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
twisted market prole
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
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  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  09/16/26
It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge....
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  09/21/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: magical aqua rehab son of senegal

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Honey-headed coiffed heaven

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Galvanic outnumbered idiot

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: bonkers station

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Heady wagecucks

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Pearly space

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Pearly space

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Vermilion Site

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: bull headed bipolar mad-dog skullcap

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: bull headed bipolar mad-dog skullcap

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Pearly space

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Honey-headed coiffed heaven

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Honey-headed coiffed heaven

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Honey-headed coiffed heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Honey-headed coiffed heaven

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: Honey-headed coiffed heaven

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Honey-headed coiffed heaven

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Honey-headed coiffed heaven

Dickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Heady wagecucks

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Honey-headed coiffed heaven

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: bull headed bipolar mad-dog skullcap

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Pearly space

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: deranged aquamarine university

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Honey-headed coiffed heaven

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Honey-headed coiffed heaven

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: salmon comical parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: unhinged insane gas station pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Vermilion Site

the spaceporn story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Honey-headed coiffed heaven

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

I really can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Honey-headed coiffed heaven

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Honey-headed coiffed heaven

Triste!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097532)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Honey-headed coiffed heaven

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Honey-headed coiffed heaven

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097541)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Honey-headed coiffed heaven

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097559)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Honey-headed coiffed heaven

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Honey-headed coiffed heaven

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Honey-headed coiffed heaven

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: deranged aquamarine university

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097545)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

don't know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: deranged aquamarine university

Sound and Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097596)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: salmon comical parlour

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: erotic halford

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Honey-headed coiffed heaven

Mein Kampf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: erotic halford

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Lascivious rusted native

Dracula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50099113)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Hyperventilating mahogany senate

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50098300)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Hilarious Razzle-dazzle Library Dysfunction

A Confederacy of Dunces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50098333)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: unhinged insane gas station pisswyrm

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: slippery domesticated filthpig

God Emperor of Dune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Copper legal warrant

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Hilarious Razzle-dazzle Library Dysfunction

raisin in the sun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50100039)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: twisted market prole

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Honey-headed coiffed heaven

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: twisted market prole

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50101306)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50138361)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50138369)



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Date: September 21st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge." I remembered the passage because of the throwaway line about beating up the minister because there's no way not to lol at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310915#50147796)