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Bald opposing soccer dad tried to start shit with me.

This is for a mid-tier boys team that I have my daughter pla...
Pearly Police Squad Pit
  10/05/25
your daughter shouldn't be playing on a boys' team
Fishy electric furnace
  10/05/25
Why? Her main team is an elite girls team. This is just for ...
Pearly Police Squad Pit
  10/05/25
there is an ever dwindling sliver of sanctioned social space...
Fishy electric furnace
  10/05/25
Sports is pure meritocracy. If you can play, you can play an...
Pearly Police Squad Pit
  10/05/25
by this logic there would be no girls teams or sports at all
Fear-inspiring Odious Coldplay Fan
  10/05/25
You ignored the parenthetical which I thought was self expla...
Pearly Police Squad Pit
  10/05/25
character building and socialization are important aspects o...
Fishy electric furnace
  10/05/25
How does her presence diminish those goals? The other kids l...
Pearly Police Squad Pit
  10/05/25
you can't see beyond your own narrow interests? how can i ma...
Fishy electric furnace
  10/06/25
Gonna go out on a limb and guess that you didn’t play ...
Pearly Police Squad Pit
  10/06/25
i played sports you're pathetic
Fishy electric furnace
  10/06/25
You’re not fooling anyone
Pearly Police Squad Pit
  10/06/25
name the sports you think i didn't play
Fishy electric furnace
  10/06/25
What
Pearly Police Squad Pit
  10/06/25
that's what i thought
Fishy electric furnace
  10/06/25
You don’t give off elite athlete energy. You just don&...
Pearly Police Squad Pit
  10/06/25
ok tubby
Fishy electric furnace
  10/06/25
...
Pearly Police Squad Pit
  10/07/25
sports is not the time to "just be around the boys"...
Shimmering cuck
  10/07/25
kill yourself
Fishy electric furnace
  10/07/25
Reverse trannyism is fine
Beady-eyed mood
  10/05/25
how the fuck do you sit and watch kids soccer
Metal Diverse Windowlicker New Version
  10/05/25
IME it’s far more watchable than youth baseball which ...
Pearly Police Squad Pit
  10/05/25
yeah thats probably true
Metal Diverse Windowlicker New Version
  10/05/25
It helps enormously when they are your children
Beady-eyed mood
  10/05/25
sure but what does this have to do with OP?
dun tattoo national
  10/05/25
It's galling that you'd let your daughter get assaulted by m...
Heady principal's office private investor
  10/05/25
maybe he has a fetish
Fear-inspiring Odious Coldplay Fan
  10/05/25
...
Heady principal's office private investor
  10/05/25
Is it true you are raising kids who aren’t biologicall...
Dashing library
  10/05/25
Yes
Pearly Police Squad Pit
  10/05/25
How do you think they got athletic genes?
Beady-eyed mood
  10/05/25
...
Mind-boggling Piazza Sound Barrier
  10/05/25
I remember when I was a kid there was this older girl on my ...
Brass mewling roast beef
  10/05/25
...
cerise fragrant gas station famous landscape painting
  10/05/25
[Soft breathing, gradually quickening] Man: [Whispering t...
histrionic ape prole
  10/05/25
You don't realize how close you came to getting curb stomped...
stirring lay jew
  10/05/25
This is why when you verbally engage someone you keep a dist...
Massive bateful station
  10/06/25
Had the other guy closed and made contact with OP, it would'...
stirring lay jew
  10/06/25
I’m 6’3” and jacked.
Pearly Police Squad Pit
  10/06/25
Very odd way of saying you're 5'10 on a good day
stirring lay jew
  10/06/25
I’m 6’5” and EXTREMELY jacked
histrionic ape prole
  10/06/25
OP deserves to be curb stomped for at least 3 reasons.
very tactful comical really tough guy
  10/06/25
List the reasons
Pearly Police Squad Pit
  10/06/25
Why did you mention he's bald. I frankly don't see the relev...
pale titillating pistol house
  10/06/25
...
Pearly Police Squad Pit
  10/06/25
...
Mind-boggling Piazza Sound Barrier
  10/06/25
...
Beady-eyed mood
  10/07/25
In a proper country like Taliban Afghanistan they wld see yo...
Violet rebellious clown
  10/07/25
...
dun tattoo national
  10/07/25
...
Fishy electric furnace
  10/07/25
...
Fear-inspiring Odious Coldplay Fan
  10/07/25
...
Henna vigorous milk office
  10/07/25
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Pearly Police Squad Pit
  10/09/25
spaceporn, clipboard in hand, blowing whistle and ordering s...
exhilarant hell
  10/09/25
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Pearly Police Squad Pit
  10/09/25


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Date: October 5th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Pearly Police Squad Pit

This is for a mid-tier boys team that I have my daughter playing on just to get extra touches. I generally keep my mouth shut during games but a kid on the other team kicked one of our kids and the ref didn’t call a foul so I said in a normal tone “how is that not a foul?”

He starts trying to engage with me even though I wasn’t talking to him at all. So I was just like “I wasn’t talking to you my man. I don’t know why you’d try to pick a fight with a stranger.”

He kept going and finally I was like “sorry my daughter is better than your son.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49326845)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: Fishy electric furnace

your daughter shouldn't be playing on a boys' team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49326847)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: Pearly Police Squad Pit

Why? Her main team is an elite girls team. This is just for fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49326849)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Fishy electric furnace

there is an ever dwindling sliver of sanctioned social space for boys. it sounds like your daughter is an excellent soccer player. but boys deserve to have their time with other boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49326853)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Pearly Police Squad Pit

Sports is pure meritocracy. If you can play, you can play and shouldn’t get to exclude people solely based on gender (in this direction).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49326917)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Odious Coldplay Fan

by this logic there would be no girls teams or sports at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49327092)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Pearly Police Squad Pit

You ignored the parenthetical which I thought was self explanatory. Or is it your contention that girls should play on separate teams because they are too good for the boys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49327123)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Fishy electric furnace

character building and socialization are important aspects of team sports participation for children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49327327)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Pearly Police Squad Pit

How does her presence diminish those goals? The other kids like her and are happy to play with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49327462)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:24 AM
Author: Fishy electric furnace

you can't see beyond your own narrow interests? how can i make this any clearer? boys deserve to have time with boys, just as girls deserve time with other girls. your daughter may be great to be around, but it's not the same as having an all boys team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49328056)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Pearly Police Squad Pit

Gonna go out on a limb and guess that you didn’t play sports as a kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49330031)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Fishy electric furnace

i played sports

you're pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49330176)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Pearly Police Squad Pit

You’re not fooling anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49330186)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: Fishy electric furnace

name the sports you think i didn't play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49330190)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Pearly Police Squad Pit

What

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49330241)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: Fishy electric furnace

that's what i thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49330277)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Pearly Police Squad Pit

You don’t give off elite athlete energy. You just don’t. I don’t care what lies you are willing to tell on the internet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49330490)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Fishy electric furnace

ok tubby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49330874)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Pearly Police Squad Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49332806)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: Shimmering cuck

sports is not the time to "just be around the boys" you sound very homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49330930)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: Fishy electric furnace

kill yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49331541)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Beady-eyed mood

Reverse trannyism is fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49326856)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Metal Diverse Windowlicker New Version

how the fuck do you sit and watch kids soccer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49326850)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Pearly Police Squad Pit

IME it’s far more watchable than youth baseball which is an absolute fucking horror show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49326851)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Metal Diverse Windowlicker New Version

yeah thats probably true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49326854)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Beady-eyed mood

It helps enormously when they are your children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49326857)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: dun tattoo national

sure but what does this have to do with OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49326881)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Heady principal's office private investor

It's galling that you'd let your daughter get assaulted by men, then complain about it in public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49326884)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Odious Coldplay Fan

maybe he has a fetish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49327094)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Heady principal's office private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49327332)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Dashing library

Is it true you are raising kids who aren’t biologically yours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49326945)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Pearly Police Squad Pit

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49326993)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed mood

How do you think they got athletic genes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49327038)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Piazza Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49327408)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 3:09 PM
Author: Brass mewling roast beef

I remember when I was a kid there was this older girl on my team who was cousins with some other boy and in practice we'd do shirts v skins and she'd play in a sports bra and I'd beat my dick hard thinking about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49326948)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: cerise fragrant gas station famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49326997)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: histrionic ape prole

[Soft breathing, gradually quickening]

Man: [Whispering to himself] Oh... yeah...

[Sound of fabric rustling, hand movements starting slow]

Man: [Breath hitching] Mmm... that's good...

[Breathing deepens, pace increases slightly]

Man: [Low groan] Fuck... right there...

[Audible skin-on-skin sounds, rhythmic]

Man: [Panting] Oh god... yes...

[Moans building in intensity]

Man: [Grunting] Harder... come on...

[Heavy breathing, faster movements]

Man: [Moaning louder] Ah... shit... I'm close...

[Climax approaching, voice strained]

Man: [Gasping] Oh fuck... yes... yes!

[Peak: Loud groan, followed by shuddering breaths]

[Post-climax: Slowing breaths, satisfied sigh]

Man: [Murmuring] Damn... that was intense...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49327406)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: stirring lay jew

You don't realize how close you came to getting curb stomped in front of your kid.

You're lucky that other dad chilled out and didn't want to make a scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49327331)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Massive bateful station

This is why when you verbally engage someone you keep a distance and wait for him to close it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49328214)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: stirring lay jew

Had the other guy closed and made contact with OP, it would've been LIGHTS THE FUCK OUT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49329983)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Pearly Police Squad Pit

I’m 6’3” and jacked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49330034)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: stirring lay jew

Very odd way of saying you're 5'10 on a good day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49330070)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: histrionic ape prole

I’m 6’5” and EXTREMELY jacked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49330260)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: very tactful comical really tough guy

OP deserves to be curb stomped for at least 3 reasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49330039)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Pearly Police Squad Pit

List the reasons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49330071)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: pale titillating pistol house

Why did you mention he's bald. I frankly don't see the relevance imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49330040)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Pearly Police Squad Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49330072)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Piazza Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49330179)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Beady-eyed mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49332809)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: Violet rebellious clown

In a proper country like Taliban Afghanistan they wld see you are putting ur girl on a boys team and take you out to the mountains and make u dig a hole then stone u to det. And that is 100% what ur shitlib ass deserves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49330936)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: dun tattoo national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49330966)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: Fishy electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49331539)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Odious Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49332816)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Henna vigorous milk office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49332825)



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Date: October 9th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Pearly Police Squad Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49336739)



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Date: October 9th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: exhilarant hell

spaceporn, clipboard in hand, blowing whistle and ordering spjr to the playroom for "extra touches".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49336812)



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Date: October 9th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Pearly Police Squad Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783345&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310917#49337484)